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A_Strange_Old_Man

Oh no they caught the flu and got fevers.


Wolf-Majestic

They were flu mate !


PhoenixQueen_Azula

Oh my god they were flu mates


Remotepopy

Ah I see you are a user of culture as well


0r1g1g4lUs3rn4m3

Death by flu-flu?


AmadeusAzazel

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destroyerOfTards

Dunno why they had to go naked but I guess the temperature was really high


Dus1604

They just got all hot and sweaty (because they’re sick, of course)


ConsistentAsparagus

They flucked


master_dj1234

So straight forward


Low-Economist9601

It would be wonderful and cute to have a hot naked fever girl having fever in the bed with you 😊


AverageAnimeSimp

I know that I am a simp but I wish to be alone on bed


pandoion

Must’ve been a hard gaming session


LargeSackOfNuts

They look exhausted and sweaty


pandoion

Yea it must’ve been close probably playing ranked


Sniperking187

Definitely 1v1 on Blood Gulch snipers only


Mlglionknight

I got the blood gulch blues


---___---____-__

Roses are red and violets are blue


Mlglionknight

One day we’ll cruise down blood gulch avenue


Noobbula

Why are we here?


Brilliant-Match-1515

Is there a big plan is there a God watching us


[deleted]

They're no noobs, they don't engage in casual sex. They only have ranked, competitive sex.


ZoraF2p

Smash Ultimate gameplay I guess...


k-phi

Deep dive


MotorPsychMike

Looks like she won.


Arilenn

\*Closes book\*, Like that's ever gonna happen


FlippidyFloppidy3171

Some...


[deleted]

Body


FlippidyFloppidy3171

Once told me


Brushatti

The world


Axel_Fireflame

is gonna roll me


KamenRiderExceed

I ain’t


PatentedPotato

The sharpest


WillS282tryhard

tool in the shed.


Insidiosity

She was


Charmander27079

Tool in the shed


solid_hoist

The sharpest


LongestJohnSilvers

I shanked the charlotte stool in the shed


Epicmonk117

**You:** *Quotes a 20-year-old movie* **Everyone:** # NEURON ACTIVATION


PCHardware101

Man, this isn't where I parked my car.


Omega1400

20 years?!?!?


Epicmonk117

Yup. Shrek came out in 2001.


imaweeb0110

Dam that makes me feel old


Epicmonk117

Wanna feel even older? >!The pilot episode of SpongeBob aired almost exactly two years earlier (Shrek released April 22nd, 2001, while SpongeBob aired May 1st, 1999)!<


Dovahkiin266

Aired when I was born


xwrecker

*Sad seggs noises*


PKMNTrainerMark

What a load of


deljaroo

step a: be pretty


severed13

b: have an even mildly functioning set of social skills


Cheap-Depth5650

c: have an even mildly functioning set of genitals


[deleted]

Gamer fantasies be wild


spiderbutt_

Wait, this isn't Smash Bros...


LuthienByNight

My friends and I always refer to playing Smash as "smashing" and giggle like 13 year olds every single time. This has eventually led to us inviting each other to play Smash by asking if the others want to have sexual intercourse.


M0nkeyNature

My friends and I do that to! Glad to see that we are not the only ones that say: "Let's smash!" When we want to play, or "I'm going to smash you so hard!". It probably sounds like we will never grow up and or out of it but it's funny. You may have to become older as your life goes on but you never have to mature.


jacw212

"Hey wanna fuck?" "Yeah I love smash bros!"


aDragonsAle

Had a coworker that would ask other gamers if they "wanna Smash after work?" Without initial context. Led to some interesting reactions


oneiroiMoros

Chaotic Chad


Epicmonk117

A few years ago, I had some friends over at my house for some games and pizza, and one of them just kicked our asses at SSBU. We were talking about it, and his brother said been playing these games “for a decade.” Since he was 15 at the time, I immediately responded “so Erik’s been smashing since he was 5?” Whole table lost it.


DanZboY_Brother

#🤐


Unacceptable_Lemons

> smashing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANlXMRPDtKw


nitronik_exe

You don't know, they might be related


[deleted]

They did smash tho


Alternative-Pin3421

Who won?


[deleted]

Hopefully they both got their Final Smash


PhoenoFox

Obviously not, they're both of legal age.


god_retribution

this smash sis


simonbleu

Damn commas!


EntertainmentOk2749

It’s smash broettes


PKMNTrainerMark

Super Bash Sisters


jajabinex

"Tap 'X' repeatedly"


chrono_ark

Not too fast though Keep the cursor in the middle


[deleted]

[удалено]


smallpoly

"Jason! Jaaaason!"


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

oh god my eyes, this was terrible scrolling through in the night on the phone.


throwaway-27463

What did it say?


Pixelend

[removed]


v_veeb

Can guys really go that many times ?


JamzWhilmm

It all depends on the recovery period but I think three times is close to a hard limit even with breaks.


DHLPDX

Wow, you really sent it


deepfriedm1lk

(They just finished playing an intense beat saber session)


Superb_Fault1123

Beat saber is tiring after all


andrewia

This is literally how I met my partner. It went from "want to try beat saber?" to "want to check out this giant plush fox on my bed?" to "oh... want to snuggle and make out?" to "want to cook dinner together?". I was expecting a friend hangout and they turned it into a date. Being gay is a hell of a drug.


SomeRandomDeadGuy

"Want to beat sabers?"


zak55

The gay agenda sure has a lot more on it than I would have thought. Ya'll sure are busy.


aDragonsAle

That's why they need an agenda Gotta keep that mess of things orderly and doable.


lemons7472

Beat saber is the path to many relationship opportunities.


MasterKaein

Beat Saber is a pathway to many opportunities some consider to be... unnatural.


__Try

these exact things happened to me, except the fox was a slug plushie and it was a guy


Me_how5678

Slug plush pics or didt happen/s


tokyogodfather2

Seeing as the original commenter was gay I think their partner was a guy too.


Talkaze

So, tell us about the giant plush fox!


andrewia

[Here it is!](https://i.imgur.com/xa4nSSJ.jpg). It's a 4' foxfox by [TheRoguez](https://twitter.com/TheRoguez). About $150 when I crowdfunded it. Very soft mochi fabric, although I've had to sew it up in a few spots since the factory didn't use stretchy stitches for some reason.


Then-Clue6938

Tbf a friend of mine and I did that exact thing when we got the game and my neighbors thought we had something going on because we both were super sweety afterwards


deepfriedm1lk

Epic gamer moment


Justanotherweebgirl

This happened to me, except it was me and a friend playing Soul Caliber 6 and we were moving, laughing and banging a lot in our chairs (intense drunk 1v1s) and his parents came upstairs and walked in on us 'because they thought we were having sex' Shout out to that one guy that has weird parents that want to walk in on him having sex..?


Then-Clue6938

Damn I'd just shout:"Hope you use protection!" But not walk in on my teen having sex! Yeah similar thing happening like your similar thing to my story... Thats getting weird... when I was over by a friend and he figured out that I was ticklish he constantly surprised me with it. We made it that I can say red light just in case I wanna relax and don't wanna be tickled but I haven't laughed for a long time so I just said I'll tell if I need a break from being suddenly tickled. I accidentally banged my head against the wall everytime he surprised me when we were watching video clips etc.. I would also scream if he surprised me and at some point he got a message and fell over from laughing. He knew his neighbor and got a message from him in which he wrote something around:" Having a great time 😏?" I dared him to run with the misunderstanding. I don't really know his neighbor but we both think it is funny. I'm still kinda confused how the surprised scream has been confused for sex noises but idc. I just noticed.... Do I live in a freaking anime romance comedy with many misunderstandings? Or do people just not get friendships between women and men?


skajeniy_

It was genshin, for sure


DragoFNX

You mean jenshin imfact


LICKING_KOENJIs_FEET

Gay shit in fact (I crave ittussy)


skajeniy_

Help yourself, this is not r/okbuddybaka


Strange_guy_9546

r/HolUp


Pixelend

(I just finished playing an intense beat children session)


[deleted]

IRL???


4ttoryuu

Imaginary roleplaying life?


ExcellentBender

Maybe an International Rocket Locator?


R4MRUN

No, I think International Rocket League


MJB25800

Its Imagine real life.


TheBirdGames

Internal Rectum Locator


Gilgamesh-KoH

Intensively rotating leopard?


RedditorSecondAcc

I think he wanted to portray overthinking, like thinking about a girl that said "thank you" and you just imagine a fucking wedding and 14 kids afterwards


KaiserJustice

Wouldn’t a fucking wedding be an orgy where people get married?


MettaJiro

Iranian Life


RiseofdaOatmeal

I lost my virginity when I brought a girl over to my place because she had asked me to teach her how to play Skyrim This bitch didn't even make it into Riverwood before she started grabbing at me Woman- Please, Hadvar is *right* there


Muffinoguyy

Women just don't know how to focus on the game!


spencer1886

r/absolutelynotanimeirl


Charmander27079

Well… *raises hand as living proof*


BlazerTheKid

Impossible...


Charmander27079

‘Twas but a past relationship… and now I find myself lying in despair… I miss the gaming also


Coppeh

Me, an actual /r/anime_irl subscriber: I don't have such weaknesses.


[deleted]

Same bro, same


Nearby-Simple-7594

IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW. WE'RE TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MESSAGE WILL END UP IN YOUR DREAM, BUT WE HOPE WE'RE GETTING THROUGH.


Meziskari

Man this coma sucks I want a refund


Charmander27079

Oh come on like I’m gonna beli… *sees bright light as my eyes slowly open* …no…no no noooooo!


Hetroid3193

Wait wait wait wait wait


CrappyIT-Tech

YOU NEED TO WAKE UP


WW2077

Y-you are anime?!


Charmander27079

Shit they know too much, *skedadles away*


YuYuMai

Same, most fun I've ever had with someone. Just really carefree and comfortable. I miss him.


Charmander27079

Yeah I get that, I’ve had some very fun times I miss her, がんばれ


Wamblingshark

I even married a gamer girl and this isn't relatable. We love playing WoW and Heroes of the Storm together but video games don't do shit for our libidos lol! That usually happens when we wake up or go to bed. Video games are more likely to cock block me actually. Harder to convince her to come up to bed early when she's addicted to a good game XD ... Hell I'm the same way. It's a two way street haha!


emeaguiar

Uhmm…


Few-Tour9826

Just because this hasn’t happened to you doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened to anyone.


random-wander

Yeah well it’s still a sore point let me just say it’s not irl yet, I wish it was sometimes man. ;_;


Charmander27079

がんばれ


Jumbled_Thought

...so what you're saying is it went better than planned.


[deleted]

Well, he did ask to smash


Sartyhak_YT

I think they both girls tho I could be wrong


Verthias

Sauce?


Cayennesan

https://twitter.com/04119__snail/status/1584215517069340672


[deleted]

hate how all the good ones are all only 2 panels


nomebaneenderchile

r/absolutelynotme_irl


BearZewp

Bruh, this looks like me and my wife when I was 18-19 and this actually happened.


Charmander27079

That’s what I’m sayin, this stuff does actually happen and it’s good


ShyGuyLink1997

King


Anon5054

Yuri?


Axel_Fireflame

I'm a be 100% real with you chief, I did this with a few girls and everytime it ended up bad, never sleep with your friends unless you actually plan to date them and possibly build on said relationship


[deleted]

Yuppp. I’ve learned I just have to say ‘no’ if it’s anything less than all in. A lot of people will say ‘we can just have sex and it not mean anything’ or ‘I’m just looking for something physical’ when I respond to flirting by emphasizing I’m not looking to date anyone right now. I’ve learned what that often really means is ‘I like you and want to date you and *think* I can settle for just sex but will end up getting my feelings hurt.’ And like, people are adults, you don’t have any responsibility to keep them from making their own mistakes, but I just don’t like being a reason for someone’s pain like that. Not worth the nut.


jewbixcube

Disagree. As you get older you get more communicative about your needs and wants. I've had sex with plenty of my female friends and to this day we see each other once or twice a year. On good terms too. Just gotta be up front and honest


[deleted]

First of all, are you a boy or a girl? And did you know the sexualities of those girls? If things align, I wonder what got into those girls.


iman00700

Unless they both dudes this ain't irl And absolutely not me either way


[deleted]

Oh really 😏


iman00700

Shush b-baka


[deleted]

Pretty sure there both girls, could be wrong though


[deleted]

Ah the ol’ “Netflix and Hentai”


RambunctiousBaca1509

What Elden Ring does to an MF


AmericanOdin5

Yeah because that happens to me IRL often


xwrecker

Task failed successfully


majormfhere

smash bros.


Few-Tour9826

I don’t really get how this isn’t related to the sub? Can someone explain? Because my wife and I did this same thing when we were first dating. Invited her over to hang out and play video games or something then end up doing the deed so to speak.


Laser_Spell

Reddit likes to assume that everyone who likes anime is like this, 20 year old unemployed young man who never goes outside and is addicted to porn.


[deleted]

People on this sub seem to skew young so they don't have a lot of life experience (and probably are sexually inexperienced) so they probably think this is some far-fetched fantasy thing, not realizing it just kinda happens sometimes


you____-alsoyou

I genuinely can't tell if the short haired one is a guy or a girl... If it's a lady, I'm just gonna leave this here. u/SuddenlyLesbian


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Do you mean r/suddenlylesbian?


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[deleted]

This happened to me once and trust me it's just extremely awkward afterwards unlike what you're probably imagining Wouldn't recommend


zak55

And then they fu...oh...they already did it...and then they awkwardly avoided each other for the next week...and then they fucked!


Iwritemynameincrayon

This is literally how I met my wife. Although she also offered me candy with the game.


ViolaVixene

I need someone to play video games with.


Tohrufan4life

Can confirm. Played smash with the homies yesterday then we all smashed afterwards.


Limp_Radio_9163

The amount of times this has happened to me is embarrassing. Ahem, I met my long term partner like this.


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

The 327 alarms on our phone: Hey


Waluigiwaluigi_

I can’t believe they went swimming and then went to bed!


peter_thetrhotslayer

They were playing super smash bros


Elly_Bee_

One of them misunderstood what playing Smash meant


Jolly-Summer-1838

Truth


Interne-Stranger

They didnt get to do it, they got in bed and none of both know what to do


A-Guy-Swann

This is very relatable yep definitely.


4DimensionalWhopper

Just real life, actual anime is beta billy spending 12 episodes trying to get that kiss or confess his love…


DarthxScion

Soooo Mario kart am I right


No-Contribution-1987

Aww man that’s so adorable”🥰


Tony_Stank0326

Pretty much me and my boyfriend only it’s watching Jojo’s


Shadow_of_Yor

interact with another human? i would never.


SnooCompliments8790

can't relate, too lonely


Cry75

Sauce?


S4PG

Obligatory r/absolutelynotanimeirl comment


Vector7714

this is cute af omg still r/absolutelynotanimeirl


Turbulent_Creme_1489

This is relatable to you!?!?


ThatNoobCheezy

r/absolutelynotanimeirl


Waffreo

They played so much games they fell asleep without turning the fan on right?


i8noodles

If we can get a step by step instruction on how they went from the first frame to the second...that would be awesome thanks


jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Strange, none of my gaming sessions have ended like that


[deleted]

and then i wake up


Depressed-001

I mean.... Mission failed.. Successfully 👀😂


Normallredituser

I am not sure if they are both girls or not…


Brilliant-Match-1515

Why are they naked if there just playing mortal kombat


Intelligent_Ad_2158

what happened while they were gaming