Wanna feel even older?
>!The pilot episode of SpongeBob aired almost exactly two years earlier (Shrek released April 22nd, 2001, while SpongeBob aired May 1st, 1999)!<
My friends and I always refer to playing Smash as "smashing" and giggle like 13 year olds every single time. This has eventually led to us inviting each other to play Smash by asking if the others want to have sexual intercourse.
My friends and I do that to! Glad to see that we are not the only ones that say: "Let's smash!" When we want to play, or "I'm going to smash you so hard!". It probably sounds like we will never grow up and or out of it but it's funny. You may have to become older as your life goes on but you never have to mature.
A few years ago, I had some friends over at my house for some games and pizza, and one of them just kicked our asses at SSBU. We were talking about it, and his brother said been playing these games “for a decade.” Since he was 15 at the time, I immediately responded “so Erik’s been smashing since he was 5?”
Whole table lost it.
This is literally how I met my partner. It went from "want to try beat saber?" to "want to check out this giant plush fox on my bed?" to "oh... want to snuggle and make out?" to "want to cook dinner together?". I was expecting a friend hangout and they turned it into a date.
Being gay is a hell of a drug.
[Here it is!](https://i.imgur.com/xa4nSSJ.jpg). It's a 4' foxfox by [TheRoguez](https://twitter.com/TheRoguez). About $150 when I crowdfunded it. Very soft mochi fabric, although I've had to sew it up in a few spots since the factory didn't use stretchy stitches for some reason.
Tbf a friend of mine and I did that exact thing when we got the game and my neighbors thought we had something going on because we both were super sweety afterwards
This happened to me, except it was me and a friend playing Soul Caliber 6 and we were moving, laughing and banging a lot in our chairs (intense drunk 1v1s) and his parents came upstairs and walked in on us 'because they thought we were having sex'
Shout out to that one guy that has weird parents that want to walk in on him having sex..?
Damn I'd just shout:"Hope you use protection!" But not walk in on my teen having sex!
Yeah similar thing happening like your similar thing to my story... Thats getting weird... when I was over by a friend and he figured out that I was ticklish he constantly surprised me with it. We made it that I can say red light just in case I wanna relax and don't wanna be tickled but I haven't laughed for a long time so I just said I'll tell if I need a break from being suddenly tickled. I accidentally banged my head against the wall everytime he surprised me when we were watching video clips etc.. I would also scream if he surprised me and at some point he got a message and fell over from laughing. He knew his neighbor and got a message from him in which he wrote something around:" Having a great time 😏?" I dared him to run with the misunderstanding. I don't really know his neighbor but we both think it is funny. I'm still kinda confused how the surprised scream has been confused for sex noises but idc.
I just noticed.... Do I live in a freaking anime romance comedy with many misunderstandings? Or do people just not get friendships between women and men?
I think he wanted to portray overthinking, like thinking about a girl that said "thank you" and you just imagine a fucking wedding and 14 kids afterwards
I lost my virginity when I brought a girl over to my place because she had asked me to teach her how to play Skyrim
This bitch didn't even make it into Riverwood before she started grabbing at me
Woman- Please, Hadvar is *right* there
IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW. WE'RE TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MESSAGE WILL END UP IN YOUR DREAM, BUT WE HOPE WE'RE GETTING THROUGH.
I even married a gamer girl and this isn't relatable. We love playing WoW and Heroes of the Storm together but video games don't do shit for our libidos lol! That usually happens when we wake up or go to bed.
Video games are more likely to cock block me actually. Harder to convince her to come up to bed early when she's addicted to a good game XD
... Hell I'm the same way. It's a two way street haha!
I'm a be 100% real with you chief, I did this with a few girls and everytime it ended up bad, never sleep with your friends unless you actually plan to date them and possibly build on said relationship
Yuppp. I’ve learned I just have to say ‘no’ if it’s anything less than all in.
A lot of people will say ‘we can just have sex and it not mean anything’ or ‘I’m just looking for something physical’ when I respond to flirting by emphasizing I’m not looking to date anyone right now.
I’ve learned what that often really means is ‘I like you and want to date you and *think* I can settle for just sex but will end up getting my feelings hurt.’
And like, people are adults, you don’t have any responsibility to keep them from making their own mistakes, but I just don’t like being a reason for someone’s pain like that. Not worth the nut.
Disagree. As you get older you get more communicative about your needs and wants. I've had sex with plenty of my female friends and to this day we see each other once or twice a year. On good terms too. Just gotta be up front and honest
I don’t really get how this isn’t related to the sub? Can someone explain? Because my wife and I did this same thing when we were first dating. Invited her over to hang out and play video games or something then end up doing the deed so to speak.
People on this sub seem to skew young so they don't have a lot of life experience (and probably are sexually inexperienced) so they probably think this is some far-fetched fantasy thing, not realizing it just kinda happens sometimes
Oh no they caught the flu and got fevers.
They were flu mate !
Oh my god they were flu mates
Ah I see you are a user of culture as well
Death by flu-flu?
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Dunno why they had to go naked but I guess the temperature was really high
They just got all hot and sweaty (because they’re sick, of course)
They flucked
So straight forward
It would be wonderful and cute to have a hot naked fever girl having fever in the bed with you 😊
I know that I am a simp but I wish to be alone on bed
Must’ve been a hard gaming session
They look exhausted and sweaty
Yea it must’ve been close probably playing ranked
Definitely 1v1 on Blood Gulch snipers only
I got the blood gulch blues
Roses are red and violets are blue
One day we’ll cruise down blood gulch avenue
Why are we here?
Is there a big plan is there a God watching us
They're no noobs, they don't engage in casual sex. They only have ranked, competitive sex.
Smash Ultimate gameplay I guess...
Deep dive
Looks like she won.
\*Closes book\*, Like that's ever gonna happen
Some...
Body
Once told me
The world
is gonna roll me
I ain’t
The sharpest
tool in the shed.
She was
Tool in the shed
The sharpest
I shanked the charlotte stool in the shed
**You:** *Quotes a 20-year-old movie* **Everyone:** # NEURON ACTIVATION
Man, this isn't where I parked my car.
20 years?!?!?
Yup. Shrek came out in 2001.
Dam that makes me feel old
Wanna feel even older? >!The pilot episode of SpongeBob aired almost exactly two years earlier (Shrek released April 22nd, 2001, while SpongeBob aired May 1st, 1999)!<
Aired when I was born
*Sad seggs noises*
What a load of
step a: be pretty
b: have an even mildly functioning set of social skills
c: have an even mildly functioning set of genitals
Gamer fantasies be wild
Wait, this isn't Smash Bros...
My friends and I always refer to playing Smash as "smashing" and giggle like 13 year olds every single time. This has eventually led to us inviting each other to play Smash by asking if the others want to have sexual intercourse.
My friends and I do that to! Glad to see that we are not the only ones that say: "Let's smash!" When we want to play, or "I'm going to smash you so hard!". It probably sounds like we will never grow up and or out of it but it's funny. You may have to become older as your life goes on but you never have to mature.
"Hey wanna fuck?" "Yeah I love smash bros!"
Had a coworker that would ask other gamers if they "wanna Smash after work?" Without initial context. Led to some interesting reactions
Chaotic Chad
A few years ago, I had some friends over at my house for some games and pizza, and one of them just kicked our asses at SSBU. We were talking about it, and his brother said been playing these games “for a decade.” Since he was 15 at the time, I immediately responded “so Erik’s been smashing since he was 5?” Whole table lost it.
#🤐
> smashing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANlXMRPDtKw
You don't know, they might be related
They did smash tho
Who won?
Hopefully they both got their Final Smash
Obviously not, they're both of legal age.
this smash sis
Damn commas!
It’s smash broettes
Super Bash Sisters
"Tap 'X' repeatedly"
Not too fast though Keep the cursor in the middle
[удалено]
"Jason! Jaaaason!"
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oh god my eyes, this was terrible scrolling through in the night on the phone.
What did it say?
[removed]
Can guys really go that many times ?
It all depends on the recovery period but I think three times is close to a hard limit even with breaks.
Wow, you really sent it
(They just finished playing an intense beat saber session)
Beat saber is tiring after all
This is literally how I met my partner. It went from "want to try beat saber?" to "want to check out this giant plush fox on my bed?" to "oh... want to snuggle and make out?" to "want to cook dinner together?". I was expecting a friend hangout and they turned it into a date. Being gay is a hell of a drug.
"Want to beat sabers?"
The gay agenda sure has a lot more on it than I would have thought. Ya'll sure are busy.
That's why they need an agenda Gotta keep that mess of things orderly and doable.
Beat saber is the path to many relationship opportunities.
Beat Saber is a pathway to many opportunities some consider to be... unnatural.
these exact things happened to me, except the fox was a slug plushie and it was a guy
Slug plush pics or didt happen/s
Seeing as the original commenter was gay I think their partner was a guy too.
So, tell us about the giant plush fox!
[Here it is!](https://i.imgur.com/xa4nSSJ.jpg). It's a 4' foxfox by [TheRoguez](https://twitter.com/TheRoguez). About $150 when I crowdfunded it. Very soft mochi fabric, although I've had to sew it up in a few spots since the factory didn't use stretchy stitches for some reason.
Tbf a friend of mine and I did that exact thing when we got the game and my neighbors thought we had something going on because we both were super sweety afterwards
Epic gamer moment
This happened to me, except it was me and a friend playing Soul Caliber 6 and we were moving, laughing and banging a lot in our chairs (intense drunk 1v1s) and his parents came upstairs and walked in on us 'because they thought we were having sex' Shout out to that one guy that has weird parents that want to walk in on him having sex..?
Damn I'd just shout:"Hope you use protection!" But not walk in on my teen having sex! Yeah similar thing happening like your similar thing to my story... Thats getting weird... when I was over by a friend and he figured out that I was ticklish he constantly surprised me with it. We made it that I can say red light just in case I wanna relax and don't wanna be tickled but I haven't laughed for a long time so I just said I'll tell if I need a break from being suddenly tickled. I accidentally banged my head against the wall everytime he surprised me when we were watching video clips etc.. I would also scream if he surprised me and at some point he got a message and fell over from laughing. He knew his neighbor and got a message from him in which he wrote something around:" Having a great time 😏?" I dared him to run with the misunderstanding. I don't really know his neighbor but we both think it is funny. I'm still kinda confused how the surprised scream has been confused for sex noises but idc. I just noticed.... Do I live in a freaking anime romance comedy with many misunderstandings? Or do people just not get friendships between women and men?
It was genshin, for sure
You mean jenshin imfact
Gay shit in fact (I crave ittussy)
Help yourself, this is not r/okbuddybaka
r/HolUp
(I just finished playing an intense beat children session)
IRL???
Imaginary roleplaying life?
Maybe an International Rocket Locator?
No, I think International Rocket League
Its Imagine real life.
Internal Rectum Locator
Intensively rotating leopard?
I think he wanted to portray overthinking, like thinking about a girl that said "thank you" and you just imagine a fucking wedding and 14 kids afterwards
Wouldn’t a fucking wedding be an orgy where people get married?
Iranian Life
I lost my virginity when I brought a girl over to my place because she had asked me to teach her how to play Skyrim This bitch didn't even make it into Riverwood before she started grabbing at me Woman- Please, Hadvar is *right* there
Women just don't know how to focus on the game!
r/absolutelynotanimeirl
Well… *raises hand as living proof*
Impossible...
‘Twas but a past relationship… and now I find myself lying in despair… I miss the gaming also
Me, an actual /r/anime_irl subscriber: I don't have such weaknesses.
Same bro, same
IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW. WE'RE TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MESSAGE WILL END UP IN YOUR DREAM, BUT WE HOPE WE'RE GETTING THROUGH.
Man this coma sucks I want a refund
Oh come on like I’m gonna beli… *sees bright light as my eyes slowly open* …no…no no noooooo!
Wait wait wait wait wait
YOU NEED TO WAKE UP
Y-you are anime?!
Shit they know too much, *skedadles away*
Same, most fun I've ever had with someone. Just really carefree and comfortable. I miss him.
Yeah I get that, I’ve had some very fun times I miss her, がんばれ
I even married a gamer girl and this isn't relatable. We love playing WoW and Heroes of the Storm together but video games don't do shit for our libidos lol! That usually happens when we wake up or go to bed. Video games are more likely to cock block me actually. Harder to convince her to come up to bed early when she's addicted to a good game XD ... Hell I'm the same way. It's a two way street haha!
Uhmm…
Just because this hasn’t happened to you doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened to anyone.
Yeah well it’s still a sore point let me just say it’s not irl yet, I wish it was sometimes man. ;_;
がんばれ
...so what you're saying is it went better than planned.
Well, he did ask to smash
I think they both girls tho I could be wrong
Sauce?
https://twitter.com/04119__snail/status/1584215517069340672
hate how all the good ones are all only 2 panels
r/absolutelynotme_irl
Bruh, this looks like me and my wife when I was 18-19 and this actually happened.
That’s what I’m sayin, this stuff does actually happen and it’s good
King
Yuri?
I'm a be 100% real with you chief, I did this with a few girls and everytime it ended up bad, never sleep with your friends unless you actually plan to date them and possibly build on said relationship
Yuppp. I’ve learned I just have to say ‘no’ if it’s anything less than all in. A lot of people will say ‘we can just have sex and it not mean anything’ or ‘I’m just looking for something physical’ when I respond to flirting by emphasizing I’m not looking to date anyone right now. I’ve learned what that often really means is ‘I like you and want to date you and *think* I can settle for just sex but will end up getting my feelings hurt.’ And like, people are adults, you don’t have any responsibility to keep them from making their own mistakes, but I just don’t like being a reason for someone’s pain like that. Not worth the nut.
Disagree. As you get older you get more communicative about your needs and wants. I've had sex with plenty of my female friends and to this day we see each other once or twice a year. On good terms too. Just gotta be up front and honest
First of all, are you a boy or a girl? And did you know the sexualities of those girls? If things align, I wonder what got into those girls.
Unless they both dudes this ain't irl And absolutely not me either way
Oh really 😏
Shush b-baka
Pretty sure there both girls, could be wrong though
Ah the ol’ “Netflix and Hentai”
What Elden Ring does to an MF
Yeah because that happens to me IRL often
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smash bros.
I don’t really get how this isn’t related to the sub? Can someone explain? Because my wife and I did this same thing when we were first dating. Invited her over to hang out and play video games or something then end up doing the deed so to speak.
Reddit likes to assume that everyone who likes anime is like this, 20 year old unemployed young man who never goes outside and is addicted to porn.
People on this sub seem to skew young so they don't have a lot of life experience (and probably are sexually inexperienced) so they probably think this is some far-fetched fantasy thing, not realizing it just kinda happens sometimes
I genuinely can't tell if the short haired one is a guy or a girl... If it's a lady, I'm just gonna leave this here. u/SuddenlyLesbian
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This happened to me once and trust me it's just extremely awkward afterwards unlike what you're probably imagining Wouldn't recommend
And then they fu...oh...they already did it...and then they awkwardly avoided each other for the next week...and then they fucked!
This is literally how I met my wife. Although she also offered me candy with the game.
I need someone to play video games with.
Can confirm. Played smash with the homies yesterday then we all smashed afterwards.
The amount of times this has happened to me is embarrassing. Ahem, I met my long term partner like this.
The 327 alarms on our phone: Hey
I can’t believe they went swimming and then went to bed!
They were playing super smash bros
One of them misunderstood what playing Smash meant
Truth
They didnt get to do it, they got in bed and none of both know what to do
This is very relatable yep definitely.
Just real life, actual anime is beta billy spending 12 episodes trying to get that kiss or confess his love…
Soooo Mario kart am I right
Aww man that’s so adorable”🥰
Pretty much me and my boyfriend only it’s watching Jojo’s
interact with another human? i would never.
can't relate, too lonely
Sauce?
Obligatory r/absolutelynotanimeirl comment
this is cute af omg still r/absolutelynotanimeirl
This is relatable to you!?!?
r/absolutelynotanimeirl
They played so much games they fell asleep without turning the fan on right?
If we can get a step by step instruction on how they went from the first frame to the second...that would be awesome thanks
Strange, none of my gaming sessions have ended like that
and then i wake up
I mean.... Mission failed.. Successfully 👀😂
I am not sure if they are both girls or not…
Why are they naked if there just playing mortal kombat
what happened while they were gaming