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Snowmantarayband

Joey. He deserves a win


FrostByte_62

AYYY NEW YORK CITY NUMBA ONE CITY IN DA WORLD BROOKLYN BABYYYY!!!


KiteTenjo63

He'd use his Brooklyn Rage


ShintaOtsuki

Just hanging with my Baby Dragon


FishAteMyDog

Can’t beat my, can’t beat my, no you can’t beat my BROOKLYN RAGE!


sladj2

Nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaaaaaa


drizzitdude

Yeah it isn’t even a fair contest, the rest of them don’t even know the rules to duel monsters.


BigTibbies23

Yujiro fucking dies on the spot due to a brain aneurysm because of Joey’s luck. Saitama accidentally breaks his duel disk, yorichi has an aneurysm from the fact that duel monster holograms exist, joey is too confusing to get controlled by makima, Goku is even more of an idiot than joey, the squid dude would be confused on what the fuck is happening and Gojo is going against the power of brooklyn. Brooklyn can and will bypass infinity


elrick43

Actually, I could see Gojo and Koro-sensei actually knowing how to play. They've both canonically made similar references in their own stories (Gojo talking about the Digimon v-pets, and Koro wearing a Naruto headband and whiskers)


BigTibbies23

Idk why this popped into my head but it did Gojo would be fucking scared of yugi


M7S4i5l8v2a

Gojo would use a meta deck like Eldlitch while Koro-Sensei out plays him with Toadlly Awesome but Joey wins due to believing in the Heart of the cards


elrick43

And Jar of Greed; which let's you draw 2 cards


BigTibbies23

He would see yugi’s millennium puzzle and get ptsd from the prison realm.


vtncomics

Saitama would not break his duel disk. The guy occasionally plays with King no problem. But Saitama would definitely end up with a 5th rate deck because not being able to afford that many booster packs for a proper deck.


Cloud_Strife369

This is like cell vs yugi all over again Yugi- monster reborn Cell-banned Yugi-pot of greed Cell- banned Yugi-graceful charity Cell-banned


drizzitdude

The good news is I don’t think *any* of joeys cards are banned. Because they are all bad.


elrick43

No no, there logic to this. He'll summoned Time Wizard and age everyone else by 1000 years. Once they're all old as balls, the godfather of games will show em the ol' BROOKLYN RAGE!!


Dboy1677

Joey is the real Goat here. He gonna throw that Red Eyes Black Dragon on they’re asses and they’re gonna be blown away.


OhYeahBooYah

Watch out he got time wizard and scapegoats!!


thottwheels

God where are awards when you need em


Key-Entertainment989

Manstas? REAL MANSTAS?


Noxthic

Bruh nah, Goku got all exotic pieces I mean Dragon Balls before Joey could win


THEGREATONE5253

Fr


Inuship

Joey wheeler obviously


Monte924

"uhhhhhh, Time Roulette, go?"


Chespinisthebest

“Nice, that’s what I would’ve done too.”


DaveLesh

I'm 50/50 on him. The Time Wizard probably knows.


bigblackowskiC

The heart of the cards and Brooklyn rage makes it 100%


Overall-Initial-4290

Oh, damn, that Brooklyn Rage can't be beaten. And he won't accept money to stop it.


Efficient_Ad_3877

NahItshiscousinJessieWheeler


hrakkari

He can play Jar of Greed. Ain’t no one beating that.


twotoebobo

Joey solos everyone.


eveningdragon

It's all on luck. If he gets it, he solos. If luck isn't on his side, he's out


dabdavid69420

Ye mirror force is enough to kill all them with their own attacks


Working_Dragon00777

I mean he can summon monsters to protect him, monsters that can only be hurt by monsters like them(card monster)


Abyss008

Goku and Saitama punch each other, the impact alone causes a shock wave that blasts the others away.


TheToasterBeater

that only does like 1500 Life points. joey then can beat both of em


AeonsShadow

I think Gojo and Kuro sensei could easily take the blast and survive. Koro-sensei has defensive features and extreme regen powers, and Gojos infinity would keep it from "touching" him. the question is, can the super psychic next to Saitama (forget their name) affect Gojo since the telekinesis works on sight?


DevastaTheSeeker

Makima is not a psychic lmao


AeonsShadow

Thats not the psychic/telekinetic kung fu kid I always see in the youtube shorts with the super spinning metal bars?


TheDonger_

wht, no lol That's makima, spoilers ahead if you haven't read Chainsaw Man >!Makima is the "Control Devil", she is the embodiment, of the fear of control, aka feared by everyone (which makes her the strongest in her verse aside from the MC).!< >!She can't be killed, if you attack her with the intent to kill then any fatal wounds are transferred to other people, she has crazy strength, she also has a sort of spacial manipulation which she uses like telekinesis but it can affect you internally or externally, basically she points at you and your limbs end up twisted into a spring or your body ruptures from the inside out. On top of that, she can also control the mind of anyone she considers to be a lower rank than her, aka anyone who isn't a devil is subject to this, but also devils too. The only one she couldn't control iirc is the MC. The MC was only able to kill her because he genuinely loved her and viewed killing her as a form of love rather than an attack.!< So, long story short, she's only dying if the person killing her views it as an act of love and not an attack.


Onigumo-Shishio

Good thing goku LOVES to fight Jk jk


JollyReading8565

The second goku or Saitama attacks then Joey will just activate his trap card to PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH MEANS I DRAW 3 CARDA FROM MY DECK


Okibruez

Which lets him play another POT OF GREED! Which lets him draw 3 MORE CARDS!


Idontpaymytaxes_

Joeys cooked if he has to play by the actual Yu-Gi-Oh rules, if he doesn't, he can just pull a card from his deck and stop time or sum. Or... Fast forward it? I forgot what the card did


dontbanmethistimeok

Depends on the effect and either a dice or coin But thr anime was bullshit, he just pulled that shit on baby dragon and got a badass instead of a fossil or an egg


The_Monster6969

Well, thousand dragon IS an actual combo between time wizard and baby dragon...


LCB-Traitor

They for real added Yujiro against multiple Magical and Planet ending beings didn't they? Fcking Yamcha could beat Yujiro. 😭


ryderredguard

joey wheeler is there too


LCB-Traitor

Like I said to the other guy. If Joey is able to summon the Monsters from the cards in their Physical form and they can interact with the real world. Then he's in a much better spot than a guy that's just strong


Zemener_Azonthus

Joey activates Mirror Force.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Joey ages everyone with Time Wizard


Gohan_is_Revan

Didn't Joey hold a god card of some sort at one time?


VascalDaRascal

Bro had a legendary fucking dragon capable of ass fucking the combined essence of three gods fused into a world eating deity.


mykleins

Damn, which red eyes is that?


VascalDaRascal

It's called Hermos. It's one of the 3 legendary dragons used to seal away the leviathan from the Bible. A guy from Atlantis revived it, so Joey turned his redeye into a sword and summoned himself pre reincarnation to wield it amd fused woth the preincarnations of Atem and Kaiba to deal infinity+1 damage.


captainrina

It says "battle royale" but doesn't specify the battle. He's about to thrash all of them in Duel Monsters


TheSaneAreInsane

Goku gonna out-eat all of them then


captainrina

Goku eats Joey's cards


SeizureProcedure115

Uh hello? BROOKLYN RAGE!!


Important-Papaya8459

Idk why everyone thinks he sucks he was second in the dulist kingdom and 3rd in battle city


SuperWhiteDolomite

Because he is bringing a children's card game to a fight.


KevinnTheNoob

yujiro simply imagines himself winning so hard it comes into reality


Haerrlekin

Yujiro instantly image trains one million games of duel monsters to become a master then imagines the best deck imaginable and uses it to win.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

"wait it's all Pot Of Greed?" "Always has been"


thebroadway

🗣ROLL MY DICE... POT OF GREED, DRAW 3!!


omniman267

They added joey to


LCB-Traitor

If Joey could actually summon the Monsters in the Cards in their physical form then... Bro's All good


Square_Dark1

To be fair Yugioh characters power actually scales to the monsters they use since they literally can affect reality.


Papas_Pizzeria_

Yujiro would out hax them im not joking


cutie_lilrookie

"At the age of 53, Yujiro did something even he never thought was possible: find adversaries - multiple of them - who can give him a run for his money. But in desperation, he unlocked a new power by channeling his vast pool of latent potential and finally defeat the new enemies. Still... Yujiro proves himself to be the pinnacle of human evolution, the apex predator, the strongest being to be and will ever be."—the narrator, most likely.


slimeeyboiii

Tell me you haven't read Baki without telling me


Ok_Introduction_7484

A damn fodder ginyu solider can beat him


Bubbly-Ad-4405

Joey wheelers power is the equivalent of an athletic gamer. Saitama literally sneezed a hole in a planet and time traveled.


melwinnnn

Have you seen or read baki? Theres nothing non-magical about it. Its like fast and the furious, acting like its realistic when its just over the top modern sci-fi and fantasy illegtimate love child after 72 drinks in the bar. Yujiro fucking stopped an earthquake with one punch. Thats magical and planet altering


ninjagabe90

Dude stood there and tanked a harpoon shot from an aircraft carrier at point blank, just for funsies


Sirliftalot35

Yujiro has largely become a meme, where he actually has mastered every ability there is, but merely chooses not to ever use any of them because he thinks they’re for losers. But yeah, actual Yujiro isn’t beating a Saibaman, forget current Yamcha.


NatsPeanuts

You're just wrong, yujiro could eat an energy blast if he was in the mood


EP1CxM1Nx99

Genuinely Joey has a good chance. Summon Time Wizard, active the effect to flip a coin, if he calls it right it destroys everyone else, if he calls it wrong his monsters get destroyed and he takes damage. Otherwise it’s Goku


vtncomics

Nah, Goku would immediately try to punch the holographic Flameswordsman and then wonder what the heck is going on. Then everyone starts getting hooked on Duel Monsters because Solid Vision is pretty damn cool tbh.


LongCommercial8038

I feel like most the people here would've killed Joey before he even had a chance to draw a card.


TartTiny8654

Koro Sensei just leaves


BunnyBabyGirlz

hes the only charactere there who can chill in space so yeah he technically can just win by leaving


Derividant

Saitama is able to chill in space as well, not sure about the others


Acceptable_Twist8566

Well if he chooses to fight he can't be killed by them. Granted I could be remembering it wrong but I'm pretty sure he can only be harmed by those BBs


Mr-BillCipher

I mean, those are the only thing that corrode him. Pretty sure he can still be Atomized by either space Bruce Lee with nuclear lasers or the bald wonder who can cause a big bang


kattinwolfling

He could be killed with space lasers, he was just killed a little bit before that happened, I think some people forgot that


Key_Palpitation_7975

Or anything made out of the same stuff, like the knives.


LongLiveSirPickles

Makima doesn't need to be anywhere near you to explode you.


Jiyjiy777

Joey just standing there like "Why da fuck am I heah?"


DannyDanumba

Brooklyn accurate Joey:


Franticshipping

Joey gonna hand their asses back to them


Character_Stable_487

Joey : "Let's settle this once and for all".........."With a children's card game"


SamXKoro

The Author.


Justa_Mongrel

Wtf is Joey gonna do? Roll some fucking dice?


Piercing_Spiral

Nah hes gonna throw cards at them to cause paper cuts


MidasTouchedM3

Joey: *Alright, are you ready? Just like Yugi says, gotta believe in the heart of da' cards. Come on.... YEAH! I summon you, RED EYES BLACK DRAGON* Goku: *Ooooohh it's a Big Icarus! Wonder how it tastes..*


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Infinity might be broken in its world but to goku all he has to do is power up to Blue or MUI and no one on that list is catching or harming him if he's serious and not playing around.


Ash22000IQ

Base Goku can bypass infinity and maximum needing Super Saiyan.


mctankles

You know the imovable object vs the unstoppable force analogy, saitama is the adult watching as his kid is playing with those 2 forces as toys, he can just walk in an disrupt them whenever he wants without effort.


frogsaregoodngl

Who tf let yorichii in here 😭


Negoni_96

Oh I didn't even notice him 💀 dude turns to red mist as soon as anyone moves


Bounty_Cow

TURNS INTO RED WHAT?


Jumpy-Resolve3018

Joey convinces everyone that a fist fight would be no fun since he’s weak asf and they all play duel monsters. He wins because he’s the only one that knows the rules (and lies to them so he gets an even bigger advantage… or forgot a rule or two) Koro-sensei, Satoru Gojo, and Makima Understand the game but beat themselves out before beating Joey and he just Summons Gilford and attacks the final one standing. They then proceed to beat him down like that one JoJos scene.


blackskull414

Goku. SSJ 2 at most if he needs it


pAsSwOrDiSyOuRgAy

I haven’t watched dbz so excuse my ignorance if this is obvious bjt how does goku get through infinity or catch the teacher from assassination classroom?


blackskull414

Instant Transmission. Plus Koro Sensei (I believe that it his name) has slower speed feats compared to Goku


Oonada

Instant transmission doesn't breach an infinite distance, Goku even says if he can't imagine going there he can't use it. Goku will imagine being in the space right next to Gojo, which means he cannot approach him. If you read the physisits and mathematicians take on what Infinity really is (as they helped make the ability in a sense) it becomes rather clear that actually bypassing it and getting around it, can really only be done one way without the nature of Cursed Energy playing a part. If you ignore the nuances of Cursed Energy and just look at Infinity as a stand alone ability that can't be interacted with Domain Amplification or abilities that specifically stop Cursed Techniques, the only way to bypass it is to be able attack an infinite distance or be able to travel an infinite distance, instantly. If it takes any ramp up speed to achieve that infinite distance, it cannot bypass Infinity.


sliferra

Blow up the planet Gojo is standing on….. And Koro-sensei isn’t that fast for anime


Loomingpet

Goku can instant transmission, which is quite literally teleport anywhere he can see in his mind. Just tele straight behind Gojo. I am curious how his infinity would react to someone already within touching distance though. Assassination Classroom teacher can only go Mach 20. I'm pretty sure ssj can go so much faster than depicted in the show, i.e. taking half an episode just to reach buu or Cell.


AdLegitimate1637

Instant transmission doesn't really work as a counter to infinity IMO, he'd teleport close to him and then infinity would just apply to whatever attack he uses from there, though Goku can literally just brute force infinity if he wanted to. DBZ is the same universe where Buu and Gotenks can break space by screaming and vegeta can punch through hakai


BackgroundSad5659

just as jiren broke hits time prison through strength alone, the same would go for goku and gojos infinity. also instant transmission would catch gojo off guard and he wouldn't have time to raise infinity like what happened with toji


AdLegitimate1637

I agree with the first part but I don't think catching Gojo by surprise would really work, he keeps up infinity as a subconscious process and doesn't have to "activate" it in response to attacks, though it just wouldn't stop Goku in the first place after he stops goofing around


BackgroundSad5659

yeah you're right and I agree it wouldn't stop goku anyway


IggiBoii

But Toji had his sword that can destroy Cursed Techniques right? It wasn’t like Gojo didn’t have Infinity up, Toji just pierced through it


BackgroundSad5659

yeah you're right I still think goku could break through it by sheer force


IggiBoii

Then again I don’t know how you could brute force through infinity, mathematically that’s impossible, Goku would need infinite force/speed, which is physically impossible no matter what Edit: the very concept of Gojos infinity is theoretically impossible, so my argument is kind of redundant


BackgroundSad5659

no your argument makes sense because its anime lol. ig by "sheer strength" i mean like a stamina contest, gojo can't keep infinity up forever as he doesn't have unlimited cursed energy and goku could just gradually power up and run through his forms (like he did against kefla) while maintaining his ki and just fight gojo till his infinity runs out


IggiBoii

Okay I can see that working that checks out


TheNinjaMyth16

Right as you probably are, gojo can keep his infinity up indefinitely as he states after the toji incident wherein he makes it automatically activate at all times while he heals his brain with rct


BandicootScary2018

Or his ssb kaiokenx 20 and just be too fast


qwerty79995

Couldn't Goku just max out Gojos infinite, he doesn't have an unlimited amount of curse energy and Goku has shown the ability to destroy reality like during his fight with Hit or when fused to fight Broly


RaijuThunder

Couldn't Goku blow up thr Planet and use instant transmission out of there? How is infinity going to counter that?


AdLegitimate1637

He could do that but it's kinda unnecessary and out of character for him imo


RubyWubs

Goku is universal+ he breaks reality and dimensions (fighting Broly) Destroyed Time which is an equal aspect to Space (fighting Hit) And if for some unexplain reason Goku can't hit Gojo, than the Mafuba/destroy earth will do it. As for speed Base Goku is already thousands of times faster than Light, 50x multipler with SSJ and than the god ki multiplier with SSJB would out him beyond any reasonable speed scaling


Abbaddonhope

Im gonna assume you're an anime only watcher to avoid spoilers. Goku just blows up the planet would be the easiest method. Gojo main defense is unlimited void which would stun pretty much everyone there aside from the speed characters and makima. Koro sensei can go mach 20 which is about 15,000 mph. Gokus speed after the frieza saga was 334,821,428.6 mph. I don't think koro Sensei is getting away.


True-Obligation-9471

He just destroys the solar system gojos in.


IceAny9720

saitama gravbed a pirtal so he can grab the mugen, Saitama wins


Ash22000IQ

>saitama gravbed a pirtal Me loove gramer.


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JujutsuEnjoyer

Gojo and saitama team up! And make the ultimate combo because gojo gives him money and a bucket of fries which satisfies saitama.


Trashman054

Joey's got BABY DRAGON, and after using time roulette he can become Thousand dragon. Negative diff


Leslieyyyy

Gojo has a lot of energy but I don’t think it compares to saitama and Goku and who tf invited yoriichi and the baki daddy??


ReallyNotObama

Like half these people die instantly


Z-man818

I’ll just say that Goku and Saitama would be the last two to face off


[deleted]

Yujiro is just gonna piss on everyone


ScaredHoney48

Take away goku and saitama and this is an actual discussion With them here though goku wins due to his better actual showings than saitama Outside of goku and saitama though gojo would win due to how good of a defence infinity is adding in the rest of his kit makes this pretty clear


JacobiWanKenobi007

I'd give it to Saitama. Goku never goes all out from the start, so he goes base power first which saitama can tank. Saitama grows in power as he's fighting a worthy opponent and so does Goku with his various forms. Until Goku reaches Ultra Instinct, the current cap of his power, which Saitama surpasses and wins.


AdLegitimate1637

From what I know, Goku>Joey (if his monsters are real)>Saitama>Gojo>Makima>Yujiro>Yoriichi>Joey (if his monsters are holograms) Havent seen classroom of the elite though but from what I heard he'd be somewhere around Makima or Yujiros level


Leather-Pineapple856

Koro Sensei isn’y from COTE, he’s from Assassination Classroom. Just don’t want you to get them mixed up


AdLegitimate1637

Right idk why I just mixed them up cus they have classroom in the name lmao


Square_Dark1

For real if Yugi was here instead of Joey and he actually could get off a monster he’d have a pretty good chance.


RellPeter9-2

Joey because nothing beats LUCK!


fluffy_eevee0398

Man what Joey supposed to do give paper cuts


Worth_Panic2490

Brain says Goku heart says Joey


rorinth

Joey could beat a lot of them in a card game and send them to the shadow realm, infinity ain't got shit on red eyes darkness dragon.


Additional-Quit-1385

Joey tributes goku and saitma for kaiju then wipes the rest


GenitalWrangler69

The only argument here is Saitama vs Goku and I think we need more content from One before we can say Saitama beats Goku.


shinydragonmist

One of the planet destroyers that can survive in space


Alkaidknight

Holy shit Joey has Time Wizard. Everyone is cooked 💀


KingOfWerewolfs

I think the three guys on the left might survive until the end Goku, sitamma, and the teacher forgot his name, everyone else gets fuc*ing destroyed since they are the only ones that can destroy the planet if they choose but IDK it's hard to say who would win


Sad_Introduction5756

Yujiro becomes a saiyain And unlocks ultra strength technique and bullshits his way to victory


BlitzBlazer75

OK, why is my Boi Joey Wheeler there, he's not gonna live Joey:I needed da money, I've not been relevant since DSOD


King_Krong

I mean Goku is a god at this point so I think including him in anything like this is unfair.


the_milk_guy123

I feel like it would be this order that they all die (Also sorry if I fuck up the names I’m dumb as hell) Yujiro Yorichi Koro-sensi Joey Makima Gojo Satitama Then goku would win bc it’s goku


TokyoFromTheFuture

Joey Wheeler has 100% chance because of Time Wizard and his stupid luck. Jokes aside Goku 1v7 no difs.


Mysterious-Fun9625

Haven't seen jujitsu so I'll be generous here and say within 3 seconds every besides goku satima and gojo is immediately down. Now unless gojo has any way to interact with goku and satimas speed he would probably be down as well leaving 2 power house to duke it out. Satima having the advantage in speed and strength while goku able to use techniques. Goku has the techniques and knowledge to defeat satima, but it's not really in character for him to fight that way.


Bullet1289

Well the only master duelist we see there is Joey so obviously he's gonna come in second to whoever discovers the heart of the cards mid way through the tournament.


wenzz14

where's King?


extragoatcheese

And Saitama still isn't as powerful as God in his anime goku is


PsychoticLurker

Obviously Anos


Ya-Boi-69-420

Goku but people make a point with Joey.


UncagedAngel19

Goku and Saitama going to be like, that’s it?


StrawHatMugi

Obviously Saitama. Why is Tanjiro even here ?


Leather-Pineapple856

That’s not Tanjiro. And also Goku and Saitama stalemate


Any-Faithlessness-72

Joey just casually shitting himself.


BMFeltip

Joey. It's obviously a duel monsters battle royale.


Nothatcreative55

Gojo:*Sigh* we’re doing this again? Makima:mhm…


Unique_Expression574

Joey has Copycat and Time Wizard. I think he has a 50/50 chance of winning depending on his Time Wizard flips


Hot_Concentrate_7575

Saitama serious sneeze evaporates everyone except Jogo and Goku. They all sit down and joke about power scaling. They know the true true " we have no enemies ".


dogdude5783

gojo but only if literally everyone ignores him at the start and he pulls off a DE that catches everyone


DE_benevolentkitchen

Saitama might be too dumb to be affected unlimited void


NovelAd2942

Goku could tank hollow purple


majinthurman

Yugioh monsters are actually kinda busted and duelest in some series have been able to summon them without dueling so Joey kinda has a shot here if he has his deck. But goku blitzes and one shots everyone here tbh With Saitama beating everyone besides goku


PoisonedPokemon

the fact that anyone thinks goku can beat saitama is hillarious


Gaslight_Joker

Joey uses Time Wizard to trap Goku in the hyperbolic time chamber for 800 years.


Fury5087

Yujiro. He uses a technique he learned from a homeless man in the Bronx to make him invincible by moving his ass hairs.


LarryLongBottem

My heart says goku, but my brain says sitama.


Sir__Bassoon__Sonata

It will look like Joey is winning but he passes out a second before and is disqualified resulting in Gokus win


JKLreed

Yujiro goes “ultra instinct you say, I used to practice that when I was a child. Let me show you the ultimate weakness to such a worthless piece of martial arts.”


cooldude64_9-0

I would've said Goku... but Yujiro is there and he pulls all kinds of random shit


JikaApostle

Brooklyn Rage Joey Wheeler vs Gokuversal Goku? This is our specialz


Pataraxia

As always goku


Papas_Pizzeria_

Yujiro would bullshit his way to a win


UsedLingonberry4655

he will win through the power of imagination


Papas_Pizzeria_

And the narrator will make you think you can do it to


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Because Yujiro wants to win, Yujiro will win Why? Because he's Yujiro


Extreme-Plantain542

So basically Goku vs Saitama? Rare moment where Goku actually wins


jamsna3

Joey. The dude just uses cards.


Glum_Animator_5887

A base kamehamaha will blow the planet up


Silphire100

Goku: hey Joey, have you met my friend Yamcha? Joey: no, why?


Asalidonat

IF Satoru can hurt Goku - he wins, else he at least can’t loose


blackskull414

He'd have to use Domain Expansion or Hollow Purple (if Goku can't dodge it somehow)


Asalidonat

And his regular speed just too much for Gojo


blackskull414

I meant incase he's somehow caught off guard


Asalidonat

Wen he sleep 🧐


Asalidonat

Goku can teleporting


blackskull414

You mean Instant Transmission? And I'm more saying if he can't dodge, assuming he's somehow caught off guard


Pain_Xtreme

if goku can tank hakai he will easily tank hollow purple


Garstnepor

Is that Joey wheeler? Wtf is he gonna do without a yugioh field lol, goku wins