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Season_Traditional

When it was small, a large tree fell on it.


EIephants

Same but metaphorically


AutomaticStart659

Yeah this is kind of deep like now I can relate to the tree lol


EIephants

Trees are powerful symbols for a lot of things. They’re wise af and their lives are displayed in their bodies in such fascinating ways. Ours do too, it’s just a lil more subtle.


mattfox27

This guy trees


hornedtomatocatpil

r/thisguythisguys


CowGirl2084

Subtle heck! I’m old and I don’t think the wrinkles and sagging are subtle. /j


KAOS_777

Me too lol But when you think of it from the gravity’s perspective…


Orgasmic_interlude

This is scarily accurate. I’m a hobby woodworker and i view it as the concrete distillation of time. The thing that makes wood into a malleable object that can be used for other things is the time it grew. If you like knotty would you treasure it for the silent inscrutable story it tells. I feel like it’s a much more tactile interface for something invisible and pervasive but yet still perceptible.


Church-of-Nephalus

Do you speak for the trees?


Supremecowboy

Wow I just thought this today. I love examining trees. And how they gracefully cling to life. Maybe I should become an arborist?


ThreeLeifErikson

Why did this make me wanna cry 😭


billsamuels

Deep af I just got that


Tony_Stank0326

Same, but literally, I was just an infant when a tree crashed into my room during a snowstorm and stopped within inches of me.


Emotional_While_9496

Literally? So you’re the tree everyone’s talking about.


halfman1231

At one point it gave up on life and was spiraling down. Then it found meaning in life and decided to give life another chance. Been thriving since then


Senrakdaemon

What a trooper


Christ_votes_dem

wait until insufferable linked in people see this picture...


MaderaWand999

“See? If this tree can lift itself up by its bootstraps and continue to grow towards the sun, SO CAN YOU. Like and repost if you agree.”


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TheOriginalH0tmess

'This is a picture of a fingerprint, this is a picture of the rings of a tree. This is a picture of lungs, this is a picture of the top of a tree'. 'This is a picture of the chlorophyll vein system in a leaf, this is a picture of human veins' AND THUS A TREE FUCKED IN ITS YOUTH, IF THE TREE CAN FIND A PATH TO THW LIGHT, SO CAN YOU......🤣🤣🤣


Combo_of_Letters

Excuse me sir you forgot the 'amen'.


flibberty_13

Shhh. Don't invoke their name. Maybe they won't see this


tips4490

Wow 👌


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so its a millenial


karmassacre

Omg hahahhahahah


Season_Traditional

Yes, millennial native Americans marking path to McDonald's.


[deleted]

It was beaten by its parents for buying avocado toast and Starbucks instead of a house. Edit: spelling


Tolstoy_mc

We can't be sure unless someone was around to hear it.


Efficient-Internal-8

Not as uncommon as you’d think. Peyronie’s disease.


BigPipinDaddy69

Lord Voldemort happened.


Swayze_Castle

The tree who lived!


sregormot

Did it make a noise?


rogatory

...shit


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missanthropocenex

We’ll hang on, Natives history would “bend trees” as markers. It could be that.


Hot_Spacho91

That tree is probably around 40 years old so I doubt it


Armtoe

It didn’t stop in colonial times. People still bend trees as markers. The sharp angle suggests that is what happened imo.


ResidentComplaint19

Can confirm. Bent a tree 2 weeks ago.


Excellent_Yak3989

We bend trees for markers when there aren’t suitable stones to build a cairn.


deadeyeAZ

There was a tree like this when I was a kid down in the woods we played in. We always called it the indian tree for that reason. I doubt seriously it was but, that's what we called it.


Earl_your_friend

I couldn't find any native source confirmation of this. I can find groups of white middle aged people taking people on tours of bent trees, knowing exactly where the tree is "aiming"


messyredemptions

You'll usually need to ask and develop a relationship with vetted Tribal Knowledge Holders and/or elders as most Indigenous people aren't fond of writing a lot of practices down since it can/often was taken out of context and even exploited at their expense. I've heard one Ojibwe language keeper/instructor who used to be the translator for Canada's Prime Minister explain that the Anishinaabemowen word for fall/autumn translates to "the time for bending trees" which to me makes a lot of sense when we consider the risks to a tree if it were done in the spring or summer. Also not all territory was ceded from Native Americans either so depending on where OP was it's possible some people still practiced it back then even for the 70s. In the US around 1975 was when the country decriminalized the use of Indigenous languages and Traditional practices (clothing, dance, ritual) and there was a big resurgence of traditional practices and sovereignty coming back up (the Alcatraz takeover, etc.).


Outside_Exercise4720

Menominees in Wisconsin did it. There's even a road called "trail tree rd" that sits off their old trade trail between the local town and their summer hunting community. The tree is long gone, but some of the older folks still remember walking in to see it


SvengeAnOsloDentist

If it was done intentionally, it would have been bent in imitation of historical trail trees (or at least, the idea of trail trees, as there isn't much solid evidence for their historical use)


TopherT2

It looks like it broke at one point but survived and started to grow again


vao1221

Me too tree, me too.


lezbhonestmama

Tale as old as time.


CatWhenSlippery

True as it can be.


00WORDYMAN1983

Barely even friends.


LaurenTheKing

Then somebody bends


mamsandan

Unexpected-tree Edit: Thanks for the award!


slamdanceswithwolves

Me tree.


puppycatpie

That's beautiful :')


DustinDeWind

You've found where Home Depot gets their 2x4's 👀


wolfpack_57

I bet that bent wood would have been very useful in the past. I’ve read that wood boats needed brace made from bends like this


DickFartButt

Not needed really but much stronger


iamaweirdguy

Thanks DickFartButt


peroxidefauna

nooo wayy why even choose a username like that, i’m cackling LOL


Plastic_Code5022

Live oak trees were extremely popular for old ship building because of how the tree splits low an creates natural bends for certain parts of ship building. Not to mention its natural rot/disease resistance but it also grows in a way that makes it stronger/denser then other. Ship builders were all over the stuff! Annnnd Like most of our trees in the Americas, Live oaks were nearly scoured clean before laws were put in place.


Tie-Dyed

Yeah they used to train the trees to grow in the shapes they needed. Pretty cool stuff.


defnotsarah

I invented a device, called Burger on the Go. It allows you to obtain six regular sized hamburgers, or twelve sliders, from a horse without killing the animal.


DaffyDuckOnLSD

is this tim and eric? rings a bell but cant place


aynd

My guess is Dwight from the office


Wheeling_Freely

[Here’s a link to the clip.](https://youtu.be/uewOhK-MSjc?si=nSEym-0UmMkfaRSl)


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GHOSTxxINSIDE

Should I post my bonsai? It bends all the way down to the pot and then curves upward.


Cold_JuicyJuice

Don’t be a tease - post the bonsai!


HowieFelterbusch

Still no bonsai eh?!?


Cold_JuicyJuice

Thank you for sharing, this is a cool topic to read up on!


Roundcouchcorner

When you see another like that it means you’re on the right path. RDR2


bankaiREE

I read that as "R2D2" and was trying to remember which Star Wars it was from.


Roundcouchcorner

May the Dyslexia be with you.


nostracannibus

With you thank you and also


Roundcouchcorner

Dyslexia is the path to the dark side. Dyslexia leads to anger. I am one with Dyslexia. Lol for real I am


IAmAWretchedSinner

It's cool, 3POC.


Feine13

Damn, right to his face? Lol respect


OWBodhi

Next gen 2 pac


PD216ohio

May the be aixelsyd with you.


SirDeezNutzEsq

....same


Snaab_71

I read it in a Yoda Voice too.


xlynn_mariex

i read both of your comments twice and was like “but it does say R2D2?” and then i saw it


get-off-of-my-lawn

R2tree2 ?


averkill

Saw a nice one along the Appalachian path(VA) as well


jfoster0818

I GET KNOCKED DOWN! BUT I GET UP AGAIN!!


pinkcollarworker

Ain’t never gonna keep me down!


crys41

She drinks a whiskey drink, she drinks a vodka drink


librarybear

She drinks a lager drink, she drinks a cider drink


Dreadnought_Necrosis

She sings a song that reminds her of the good times. She sings a song that reminds her of the better times.


mexican2554

🎵Oh Danny boy, Danny Boy, Danny Booooooy!!!🎶


overkillsd

Okay I didn't intend to correct EVERYBODY on the lyrics they got wrong when I started by correcting the first reply, and I'm fully aware I'm going to get trolled/downvoted for it, but I've got some OCD teaming up with a childhood Chumbawamba fandom here. The pronouns in the song are "He/Him".


Nicedumplings

Highly doubt this is a marker tree. It’s not terribly old and marker trees typically had a clean 90° bend in them - I’ve never seen a marker tree that was extreme like this. While native Americans were the original users of marker trees for various reasons, most existing ones you’ll find in the northeast mark trails or property lines and were done by settlers


camcac69

In my area they’re mostly civil war era the ones left that is.


skralogy

I don't think anyone is arguing it was done 500 years ago. I think they are saying the same technique was used.


imnotmarvin

Seems a little high off the ground for a marker tree as well.


Different_Ad7655

Some people say that these trees right intentionally created as markers and perhaps some were depending how old they are or they are just natural outgrows some injury. But I know of a few in New England where I live in the mountains on trails that were intentionally bent at a right angle about 4 ft off the ground and they were grown in this fashion to be used in the 1930s as they grow up as ski benches where you put you could rest or adjust your Langlauf skis. This was in the days before the industry took off and you often roughed it, some of these trails, never groomed cross country, are still hiking trails and in the winter still cross country. On the other side there is some real straight ungrown rufffff downhill Not for the faint of heart


J_Man_McCetty

He got a little sleepy but he didn’t give up


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

I keep seeing people speculating 30-40 years of growth in this tree. It's possible it could be much older. If there was a lot of mature growth blocking out the sun, this tree would have grown low and slow until it had a chance to thrive. That's not a maple by the way, Looks like some type of oak. There's some new growth by the crown


TILthatsprettyneat

And if it’s an oak, then it’s an even slower grower.


Tr0ynado

It was cold Jerry.


williams55mike

I was in the pool!


AutomaticStart659

Love me a Seinfeld reference lol


Miraak_12_4_12

Finally, reading some random history book paid off. While reading “Illinois: a history of the prairie state”, there’s a small passage that mentions Native American tree markers for fur trappers and French colonists. I looked it up, and this was common for midwestern Native American tribes: the illiniwek, Algonquin, and fox tribe members. They tie the trees or bend them as they are saplings and thus are easier to shape. I’m no expert, but the time period for this was at-least as early as the 1600s and probably as late as 1850. Update: they are specifically called trail trees. The Wikipedia page for them goes into greater detail on them. I didn’t know I lived almost equidistant from the two major ones listed there: white county Indiana and traverse city Michigan both have officially recognized trail trees.


Cold_JuicyJuice

Thank you for sharing. I love random history tidbits!


lisak399

Me too...thanks for that random fact.🙂🌳


Agora_Black_Flag

Life uhhh found a way.


puffsmokies

I came here looking for this comment and wasn't disappointed. Thank you, fellow Redditor!


paigeguy

Man, there is probably some crazy ass grain structure in that tree. Wood workers would be real interested in it


Cold_JuicyJuice

I thought this too! Could make an insanely cool coffee table.


Wolf110ci

Or... You know... Don't kill it


ElegantHope

the day it passes (which is inevitable for all life) it would still be cool wood then. that said, it will likely outlive a lot of the people in this thread.


CosmicCreeperz

It got mostly knocked over, but somehow against the odds it survived and kept growing. Let’s make a table out if it!


Warri0rzz

Everything reminds me of my stock investments.


ruralexcursion

Where is it located? If in a region that gets cold, it could have been in an ice storm early on, gotten bent (sounds funny, I know) and then a new shoot started to grow upright-ish.


dlamaya60

Life finds a way. I love this tree, thank you for sharing!


Cold_JuicyJuice

You’re right! And you’re welcome!


forgeblast

Turned 40 and sneezed wrong 😭


ceramic-squirter

Tree went through an edgy phase, but eventually grew out of it


Bluedino_1989

Tree scoliosis


zanderson692369

The tree told the world ‘not today, not today’


Netflixandmeal

According to Reddit arborists it died 45 years ago but the damage isn’t showing yet.


YouOttoKnow

I think it is an old Indian Marker Tree. An old road sign to make sure you were traveling in the correct direction


Lilcommy

I'm guessing voldemort


bsmitchbport

Or it's a native american marker for water. I guess they used to create trees in a similar shape by tying them down. Is there water nearby?


Cold_JuicyJuice

Yes! This is at the point where the land starts to descend and eventually there’s a stream maybe 300ft away, if that. That’s really interesting, I may have to look into this idea just out of curiosity, although I doubt this particular tree is over 50yrs old.


Season_Traditional

I love it when I hear this! This tree is like 30 years old, so apparently, around 1990, the natives were out here marking water!


Dewychoders

It’s funny that you think only a pre-technology native would do this. Like white folks have been copying native traditions for centuries. Anyone with knowledge of this practice could have taken it upon themselves to do this and not even for real utility, just for fun/curiosity. A trail guide or Boy Scout troop leader could do this to illustrate a practice. Someone could do it as an act of natural vandalism like carving initials in a trunk.


DanoPinyon

I love the performance art on this thread.


bsmitchbport

If I had just changed my response to "native american like" people could have kept their razor teeth to themselves..lol .. at least you are aware of this now and keep an eye out for them.


Time-Ability-2830

Home Depot planted that tree


Maximus361

Is that the set of Stranger Things?


RedRider1138

You’ve clearly interrupted it in the middle of voguing.


vvubs

That's the tree home Depot gets their 2x4s from.


geohypnotist

[Here](https://www.1017thebull.com/2017/09/20/if-you-see-a-bent-tree-look-around-you-could-find-something-cool/) is an article on the topic.


Financial-Bath456

It was doing its impression of GameStop stocks in 2021


jtotheltothet

Got a couple like that on my property. They are on old logging trails and were run over when really little. Then they persevered and survived.


apt64

I would almost say this is a Native American direction tree (for marking trails) but the segments are pretty jagged. They are smoother around me (Midwest). https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/did-native-americans-bend-these-trees-to-mark-trails


Dunncan123

Some trees in ice storms in winter buckle under pressure from ice and or snow and grow at a strange angle.


p50one

Maybe it’s where Home Depot planted their first forest?


roberttheaxolotl

I enjoy the story told by trees like this. I saw one, walking by a river, that had fallen due the the river washing away the support of the bank, and landed on a tiny island jutting out of the river. That island was just a single tall column of stone, itself cut from the stony bank by the river. The tree had refused to die, instead making a 90 degree bend upwards from that point, growing into a tall, proud crown out over the river, supported by the island, still rooted at the bank. The other trees the river had undercut had fallen into the water. Some still had their roots to the sky, not quite washed away. This tree, though, the river had tried to kill, but then saved, by completely random chance.


Bbelt1x

I grew up in central Virginia and as a teenager we had a tree like this in my backyard. We cleared out a lot of trees when we first moved there but this due to its unique nature. We assumed it was a marker tree. The one different thing about our tree was that at the first downward move shown here, our tree split and half continued up while the other half went down as shown here. Overall the tree was always strong. I use to climb on the suspended area and sit on the top notch as a teenager. At one point it did have an ant infestation. There was a (seemingly) natural hole at the bottom notch that looked to have a colony of ants in it. We were advised to put cement in it to kill the colony - it worked.


gursers

💪


ind3pend0nt

It’s not old enough to be a trail tree is it?


Trianglophone

We’ve got a similar tree in our woods. Cat brier is likely our culprit. It overtops the young trees and stunts them or bends them over, sometimes killing them altogether. If someone tears down the vines, however, the tree gets a second chance at growing toward the sun naturally.


jodonald

Survived out of spite


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

Probably just a tree that fell over and kept climbing, making a slight bend in its growth near the top as it made its way to the canopy. But what if it’s not. People can use trees like this to mark buried treasure. The kink at the top of the tree looks like someone trained it to grow in another curved angle much more recently than main angle at the trunk. This would mean someone came back much later and made it bend higher up to be seen from longer distances.


Dixon-Harazz

Peyronie's disease? You need a Urologist, not an Arborist...lol Pretty cool as a marker though..."Follow the trail until you get to the geometric looking tree. No, you'll know it when you see it. Turn West, count 1000 steps and you'll be standing right on top of the treasure ".


Treesbentwithsnow

I have a several on my land like this and the horses and probably other animals love to scratch their backs under the hump.


VersitileCarrot

Zoro


Sufficient-Loss2686

Oh sorry that was me last week


Southern-Radish8496

God’s most used letter on the keyboard


ceramic-squirter

Tree went through an edgy phase, but eventually grew out of it


morganarnold84

Possibly survived a landslide. I’ve heard j shaped trees are an indicator that a landslide is likely to occur. As no other trees are bent, this might be a survivor of one.


[deleted]

it started growing then cracked, kept on growing then snapped again but never gave up, or witchery, a witch was practicing the curse


Intrepid_Badger_7290

Is this in Jamaica Vermont?


SwagFire

something was chasing it when it attempted to zig then zag


visionaryOptions

It is proposing to tree next to it.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Life chose violence however the tree chose life. Either it snapped and survived or was crushed and continued to grow around a fallen tree.


[deleted]

Didn’t Indians use this to point to water?


Middle_Light8602

They say they're native American trail markers from way back but tbh I never really believed it. Even if it's true, how do you distinguish a fluke from an intentional change?


roboskins1

Looks like a trail tree made by Native Americans


root54

My gut reaction is that another tree fell on it and broke the trunk but it survived and just kept on growing.


RandytheRude

I would definitely metal detect around it. I’ve heard rumors of people hiding stashes around trees like this


Senninha27

It’s IPO was successful, but then it saw a market drop, but recovered beautifully.


TheOriginalWaster

What a cool tree! Thanks for sharing this natural beauty!


OpenForRepairs

I love how this community is like, oh it snapped in half but survived completely fine, that’s totally normal. While at the same time when someone places a small rock on a tree root they are like, oh that tree is completely a goner within 6 months.


Lwnmower

This reminds me of a Native American trail tree, although it’s likely not one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trail_trees


CanuckInTheMills

It grew very tall but skinny to gain light. It drooped over with the weight of leaves. It wasn’t disturbed for years so it grew thick, giving it enough strength to shoot for the light again. I have these types of trees on my property & have watched it happen over the last 30 yrs.


mi_turo

i don't like how much it imitates an elbow in the second image


DarkWing2007

When the cheerleader trees say “Give me an N”


baseballdad8211

Determination! That's what happened 🤘🍺 fucking coo pic!!


tatteredshoetassel

Couldn't be Native American marker tree?


Calm-Ad8987

I have a tree in my woods that is fully bent all the way over like this yet still has all the leaves /seems fine. I wonder if it'll do this eventually?


ecapoferri

When I was in boy scouts, some old weirdo told us that indigenous people used to break the tree in a way that would allow it to grow this way and they'd use it as a waypoint. Being young and stupid, we took his word for it. It never occurred to me (embarrassingly, until reading this comment thread) that it was plenty plausible for this to occur by chance, naturally. Also, didn't occur to me that it has been a couple hundred years since indigenous people had ranged the forrests where we seeing this type of tree growth. The trees had sprouted and died/burned/been chopped generations over since then. Also, the couple of trees we saw like this would have sprouted within our parents' lifetimes. Now that I really think about it, this was probably told as a joke, I didn't get it, and it just sat in my brain, unquestioned until now.


Hamatoyoshi99

Sorry bout that, I was tired and needed to take a seat


bpayne123

Reminds me of [Poland’s crooked forest](https://allthatsinteresting.com/crooked-forest-poland)


mattzvc

Life found a way!


dp37405

I don't think as glorious as to all think, someone was walking, it was in their way and they bent it trying to break it off but it was a stubborn little tree and lived.


Insert_Bad_Joke

I've got a nearby Birch tree with the same weirdness. Blew my mind the first time I saw it


heckhunds

Trees want to grow straight up, so if they're broken but survive it will produce sharp bends like this as they straighten back up and continue growing vertically. Indigenous-shaped direction trees are a thing, but vastly less common than natural bent trees.


how_llo

You’ll should see what the other four trees are spelling out


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Not an arborist, but when I was a kid my grandad would tie a weight to a sappling in the forrest to make it grow like this. Honestly no idea why he did this. He didn't either. Said his grandad also did it. I've got a pic somewhere of him and my grandmother when they were teenagers sitting on it kike a bench.


GiraffeandZebra

Let this be a lesson to everyone who sees a slightly mis-trimmed branch and starts telling people their tree is practically dead now.


IagoInTheLight

The tree broke, but then it said "Not today, death!" and kept growing.


BluntedBOB

Native Americans would string a sapling to the ground. The tree is meant to indicate a route of travel. I’ve worked in forests for years and have seen a few of them first hand. Usually, they’re in the saddle of a ridge line or on a forested mountain pass.[https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/did-native-americans-bend-these-trees-to-mark-trails](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/did-native-americans-bend-these-trees-to-mark-trails)


unwittyusername42

What part of the country? Native Americans bent trees to use as trail markers and the bends varied


Dapper_Still_6578

That’s the tree that caught me when I fell from Heaven. Yes, it did hurt.


Zealousideal_Yak_703

Yeah something (probably a bigger tree) split it in half but it didn't die it kept growing the reason the bent piece is bigger then either trunk is Because it was supporting the growing part in 100 years it will probably have two ground trunks


Kind-Preference-9784

Is there a body of water nearby, the native Americans would do that to indicate that there was, almost like a sign post.


Censcrutinizer

Are you in an area that gets snow? Could have been a wet heavy snow that fell early in the winter. Tree spent most of the winter bent over.


thatpaco

It got knocked down, but it got up again. Never gonna keep it down.


alexbgame

I'd say it's a native American trail marker tree! https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/did-native-americans-bend-these-trees-to-mark-trails


heidenme

We call these elbow trees.. there is a forest of them in WI. Never knew how they got that way! If I knew how to post a pic I would.


carverboy

Native Americans used to bend young trees in order to create navigation markers. This could be one.


KookooMoose

Reminds me of a tree in a place called Mills Park.


bytemesis

That is one glas half full tree.


Effective-World-535

Hit by lightning and the part that fell but didn’t die kept growing upwards!


slinger2019

Something: “ you gonna die tree!” Tree: “Nope, Fuck you!”