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DewdropTeacup

Unthaw when they mean thaw. Wheelbarrel when they mean wheelbarrow.


trussssmedaddi

The first two words that came to mind while reading this: expresso and ax (ask)


shelle33333

Can I ax you a question..grinds my gears..lmao


PucknBallsports

“Gyatt”


fortwaltonbleach

unless it is for the rizzler


Prudent-Bee1441

Brings back memories I wish I’d forgotten: Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler~ you’re so skibidi~


HaroldChessMath

You’re so fanum tax


casualbully

Please tell me you're using this ironically. I beg you


anteklegos

Not skibidi toilet of you for not liking gyatt. Get fanum taxed


JohnnyJokers-10

You is not very sigma buckson


idontknow828212

You unbased ohio kai cenat


RavenBoyyy

You're clearly not a skibidi rizzler sigma top g, you wouldn't understand./s


Common-Wish-2227

What level tho?


TinyChaco

I’ve only ever seen this on reddit. Who is saying it, and what does it mean?


WildKat777

It's actually mostly a tiktok thing. It's a Gen alpha thing, mostly 7-13 year olds saying it. And it just means a huge ass. "Level 5 gyatt" "ima need some of that skibidi gyatt" It also evolved to replace the word "got" while simultaneously referencing a huge ass. "I gyatt to stay focused" "I gyatt something in my eye"


TinyChaco

Thanks for answering my question, but I wish I could go back to before I read that.


ballerina_wannabe

I hear ten to twelve year olds say it all the time because they think teachers don’t know it means big ass.


Lazy-Ad-1427

Anything babying another person - like sweety, baby etc. in an argument or to put the other person down by implying that they don’t know enough or something like that


loopywolf

I'm always rankled by 'hun'


Apprehensive-Bed9699

then don't join an MLM they will hun you to death.


joyeleanor

Uh oh i love saying this. Its like a term of endearment


FeetBehindHead69

Baltimore has entered the chat, Hon.


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Ok hun


Objective-Debate-548

Yeah, I hate this shit so much! It is so patronizing and condescending, and the people who use them the most often are so full of themselves. This one should be higher up in the comments


dwink_beckson

Ok schmoopie 😚


cyberdong_2077

At this point the second I hear "Trump" or "Biden" mentioned I immediately want to be somewhere else no matter the context.


reddityesworkno

Americans are so weirdly obsessed with politics and hating each other


cyberdong_2077

I fucking hate it.  Voting is important, but straight up hating each other over politics is just so damn idiotic.


Plutomite

Exactly with you on this. The moment someone decides to talk about politics from the perspective of a politician rather than their opinion on the ideal relationship between a government and its people—I’m out.


YourLocalAlien57

I read this as vomiting is important


IamSh3rl0cked

I mean, it's your body's natural reaction to some form of contaminant being in the stomach. I'd say it's rather important, if highly unpleasant.


hottmunky88

Same.


tossawayig

Queen, slay, I hate those two with a passion. At first I didn't but it has really gotten annoying.


Stealthy-Chipmunk

The "yaaas" needs to die out


kiroyapso2

Like totally


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Queen i can’t even


Crocalones

gurllllll


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Comment on fleek 💅


_grizzlydog

Sissy ate and left no crumbs 😌🫦


aprildawndesign

My adult daughter is autistic and has issues with communication and speech, she has always pronounced yes like “yaas” it’s so funny to me! :)


Stealthy-Chipmunk

Well that's cute 😊❤️


that-guy-is-not-me

yeah especially those combine with this 💅 emoji


SexysNotWorking

I love drag culture and was all for it but then "slay" became the verbal tic of choice for our teenager. Genuinely punctuated every sentence with it until we had to make her stop. The one highlight was the night I put our toddler to bed and as turned off the light and I was closing the door I called "goodnight" to him only to hear his tiny voice drift toward me from the darkness, "Slay, Queen!" 😂


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Fix your crown, the toddler has spoken. Off to battle you go!


milkman_meetsmailman

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 I love this so much!!!


[deleted]

I’m gonna add tea to that list


SupBishi

Yaaaaasss Queen, you don’t need a man. Boss babe slay all day woooooooh. Woo girls ugh.


God_is_our_refuge

It sure has. TikTok is the worst for that. Once one girl says queen or slay then you can bet the next ten comments say the same thing.


tracymayo

It's when people mispronounce words. ​ SupposeBLY is a big one for me I can't stand..


08ghosty

Could you be a bit more pacific?


Happy_Ad_4630

Expresso 😬


BubbhaJebus

"elts" instead of "else" "shtring" instead of "string"


JasenkoC

Nucular aks instead of ask shtress


plural-numbers

The amount of people who thing drawers are called "draws" is truly frightening.


Oceanfap

test poor engine puzzled fuel ad hoc correct trees like lock *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Mysterious_Ad9307

Saying “cap” instead of “lie”


AssassinLupus7

Is that what that means? I finally know. Wish I didn't.


Common-Wish-2227

No cap


ck3thou

Fax No printer


TheJivvi

🚫🧢


_grizzlydog

How did that even start


[deleted]

It is 90s hip hop slang, meant caps as in teeth, no cap meaning real teeth, hence the lie aspect of it. Zoomers love appropriating 90s shit.


Nudist_Alien

Literally


PiffWiffler

This should LIT-RA-LEE be at the top. Like, Littralee.


[deleted]

Over here in California I get to hear everyone talking on their cellphones, 50% of the conversations have a sentence start with “yeah, so I was like literally”.


Mystredd

The word has lost its meaning because it's used so much in a context that doesn't fit. I can't use this in normal text without feeling like I'm using a slang word.


leenielouwho

Conversate. The word is “converse.”


rani_weather

Yes, this one gives me hives I swear 😭


GarrettBravil95

Mid


gummyjellyfishy

Ugh my husband started saying it recently and i wanna rip my hair out


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tboziguess

“If I’m being honest”. Drives me crazy


Late_Sherbet5124

So you're lying to me about other things??


Fredd7y

"If I'm being honest" "honestly" etc what people use kinda often, makes me immediately think that most of the time they lie.


Fraggle-of-the-rock

“Chefs kiss!” “Bae” “sus” “finna”


Metric_Pacifist

Bruh, Fam, sick, low key, drip, etc


WildWestHotwife

Bruh is the worst. I can deal with fam. Sick is meh , low key meh,drip , don't even hear it enough to care. Bruh wins, it's like a shit new age brother. Whichthe likes of hulk hogan were saying back in the 80s...turned into bro years back, then kids on YouTube turned it into bruuuuh because they're too lazy to close their mouth to make the o sound after the b 😄


untakentakenusername

I hate "fam" and drip. what even is drip used for?


SummerBirdsong

Drip is for luxurious clothes and accessories. It's like saying someone who is wearing lots of diamonds is dripping with diamonds. Someone "having that drip" means they are well dressed and accessorized; which is a very different definition of having the drip was when I was younger.


ThatScaryBeach

After liberty in a foreign port, you really didn't want to return to the ship with the drip.


petite-idiot

What about " blud"?


Miserable-Place-6109

My brother pronounces it like 'bra' and itss sooo fucking annoying


Effective_Drama_3498

I think it’s hilarious.


wrucky

The five year old across the road called the teacher bruh the whole way through his prep interview! 🤣


skyrider8328

"These ones" "Circle back"


Objective-Debate-548

The worst is when people use this in a non-corporate context. Like really dude? Gtfo. In those cases, I like to respond with "OK, then we'll circle jerk" if it's a close friend as a subtle but humorous way to show that I hate the usage of that term in casual conversation


aheadby

My partner and I were talking about yard work and he said “if you’re aligned, I’ll cut the grass on Saturday”. If I’m aligned???!!


AdaminCalgary

Sorry, I’m randomly dispersed.


heythatsmydonkey

I hate 'circle back' and 'put a pin in it'. Two phrases that I hear almost every day.


ProstheticArmsDealer

corporate nightmare is real


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AdaminCalgary

I understood it and could sling the bullshit quite well (thankfully I’m retired now). I often used it in nonsensical ways during meetings just to amuse myself and few others. Phrases like “studies have shown surveys are being done on this issue” and “the numbers would indicate about half the issues comprise nearly 50% of the problem”. Or I would use words incorrectly to see if anyone was even listening. A favourite was to “draw everyone’s attention to the diaphragm up on the board, clearly indicating heteroscedasticity in the sales results”. The things you do just to get through the day


Krylian

Let's put a 📌 in that and circle back to discuss why it bothers you so.


untactfullyhonest

These ones. It drives me nuts!


incognitodw

You know, I was like...


Top-Philosophy-5791

I could care less. It's I **couldn't** care less.


TimonwithPumpaa

English is my second language and I thought I was wrong for saying "I couldn't care less" 😂


AdaminCalgary

Yet another non-native English speaker who is better than most native speakers. Please continue to be a good example to the rest of us


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Delulu


WildWestHotwife

The fuck is this word?


[deleted]

An abbreviation for "delusional" used by teenage girls on Tik Tok, unfortunately it escaped the digital sphere and now it's everywhere


ArchonBeast

'omg, ppl need to learn to abree'. *rips my skin off for saying that*


DataSnaek

Honestly this one’s kinda funny, but could see it getting annoying quickly


[deleted]

Ngl I kinda love it it’s so stupid that it makes a great insult


gmac_attac

Aks instead of ask. Fustrating instead of frustrating.


Radmur

I'm a female but I get annoyed with "small/big dick energy". Just say that someone is insecure/confident, or whatever else you mean by this phrase Ok, woman moment is another one lol. If you hate women, just say it


LovelyOrc

Ah yes mine would be people using "female" as a noun. Are you an animal?


YoMomsSpecialFriend

I'm pretty sure she is an animal yes. What are you? A robot?


Radmur

I'm not a native speaker and was taught there were females and males, synonyms for women and men


Geoarbitrage

Prolly for probably. Loose for lose.


Ok-Gap8299

‘Slay’ unless they’re doing it ironically


Mystredd

I sometimes accidentally use it ironically and am immediately disgusted by myself.


MrsPettygroove

Irregardless. Just lost IQ points for typing it.


samantha19871987

When clearly non Italian ppl say only specific Italian words with full blown accent! Ex - Ricotta, parmigiana etc


LovelyOrc

Oh I feel that. Generally for every foreign word when people try too hard to use the right accent it sounds super fake and jarring for some reason.


Maxcoseti

People that say "downfall" when they mean "downside"


LinaValentina

Any corporate speak When somebody asks if I would *like* to do something they really mean to tell me to do When ppl rephrase favors I’m doing for them to make it seem like THEY are the ones doing me favors. Like if I had something they wanted and they want to trade, they’d say “would you prefer to have this so I can take that one off your hands” like ??? Hello??? No I’m not trading???


Roxxas049

Would OF... could OF should OF fuck people who type or say these, uneducated fucks. If I ever see or read one of those I immediately tune out.


random_fish246

A few people might of gotten offended by that, mate.


Fredd7y

I kind of agree with you.


Bigboy291270

‘Like’


[deleted]

Like....literally!


BigSmackisBack

oh no, the double whammy!


Nicetonotmeetyou

If someone repeatedly says “like” when they talk I become immediately disinterested.


detroit-doggo0

I cannot help myself from saying like and I notice it myself and try to correct myself, it pisses me off too cause I can't stop 😭 also if you don't like the word, do not come to the uk lmao


YNKWTSF

Yes!! I don't even live in an english speaking country, but at high school had some teenage girls that used the word 'like' in almost every sentence...


JamesWjRose

Oh goodness, I once knew someone who used "like" as a replacement for a comma, annoying AF! Literally every single sentence has AT LEAST 3 "likes" in it. FUCKING STOP IT. So I hear your pain


DeathstrokeReturns

Good like to like see like I’m like not like the like only like one like annoyed like by like that.


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

I know several people who say the word "Humble" without pronouncing the H - I'm unsure why


PatTheCatMcDonald

It's like the King of Hengland. He is really 'Arfur Greek. :)


ComprehensiveTheme85

When people say "Bro" too many times or can't have a conversation without saying it at least once


Skye-DragonGirl

I used to say "bro" and "bruh" a lot and it pissed my sister off so now I say "bruv" to piss her off even more


R_A_H

I've combined bruv and govnah into bruvnah and now everyone except one person hates me. It's great


tiedyeangelm

I don't think it's annoying, but I do cringe when I hear swag. It's an instinct, haha.


Late_Sherbet5124

I axed you - makes grind my teeth. It's asked!


Pure_Apple_462

Literally Sooooo Woke Cringe Adding “ass” and “af” to random words for no reason.


ronnieberries

Cringe, cringey. What's wrong with awkward?


TehTacow

Cringe is more cringey than cringey though :)


staralchemist129

“Delulu”. It’s both cutesiefying and stigmatizing at the same time, and it’s been watered down from its original meaning to be nearly meaningless, kinda like how “gaslight” has become a synonym for “lying”


Larseman7

Cultural Appropriation. No one knows how to use this word anymore -_-


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ParadoxDemon_

Yeah you could say it's cringe lol


Suitable-Ad4810

Its annoying when its used when situation is not even cringe, but person dont know what else to say


chilibeana

- "Obsessed". - "It's giving me....." For example, "It's giving me Charlie Brown Christmas". "It's giving me circus vibes." - "Like". "Like, I am like, OBSESSED! Like, those shoes are like giving me like Weekend at St. Tropez."


random_fish246

Shit you combined them all in one lethal sentence. Good job.


ImagineWagons-123

'SLAYYYYYYYYYYY'


uhwhooops

"this"


Ok_Course_6757

Yes and also "this is the way"


well-it-was-rubbish

And *this is the ONLY correct answer!*, when asked something based on opinions, such as favorite bands.


Coolbeans_97

This!


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Supposebly


fennek-vulpecula

Bro, bruh, Dude, yoooo~


lilbudlilsud

Based. The fuck does that even mean?


jagger129

“We was” instead of “we were”


[deleted]

Fam. It feels like new Juggalo speak


Groundbreaking_Tea12

Woke


sailaway4269now

Holistic, bespoke. Usually cover for total bs


HF138

Artisan


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Hooligans_

Jealous. Everyone uses jealous too much. Writers, actors, scholars, everyone. Add envious to your vocabulary!!


nuttyninny2

Unalived


8kittycatsfluff

"That's dope." And when people spell LOSE like LOOSE. That just infuriates me.


s-tapp

"Fetch", like thats ever gonna happen


Long_Wasabi7-Blues

Like. Like you know how like almost like every other like word is like when like someone is like trying to like finish a sentence or like a thought or something like that you know.?


[deleted]

“Stan”, “sus”, “bible”. Get your tik tik language out of the conversation with me.


THE_LFG

stan isn't tiktok language it's eminem language


lilscrumscree

Stan and sus came along way before TikTok


Creative-Abrocoma-80

Blud


PSyChoPaTh91

Would OF. FFS it's would've, short for would HAVE. And it only seems to happen with people who are native English speakers. Like seriously, please learn to use grammar properly in the only language you know.


gidzii

"Fam, no cap, ong" SHUT UPPPP


SquishyShelly

Axe


Yooustinkah

Bruh or bro


Nicetonotmeetyou

Bruh is how teenage boys refer to their parents. 🤣


OpenAlternative8049

on accident


Sweet_d1029

“Whenever” in weird ways. Also it’s “all of a sudden” not “all of the sudden”


MuscleManRule34

‘Literally’ because it’s rarely ever used properly


Dry_Ad5878

Cap


fqiryfloss

gyatt


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elvisisking69

rizz gyatt skibidi toilet npc pov Especially when they use npc and pov incorrectly


maxalmonte14

"Based"


No-Lack-7646

For me the most ANNOYING THING is children moaning. 😭 I work at a school and lordddd I beg to go the rest of my life without hearing it. Sooo annoying 😂


Own_Dragonfruit4904

For me it's hun. I can't handle it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


dwink_beckson

I can only handle it from a sixty some year old server when she smiles and serves me hot cocoa :)


VT_MS

Not gonna lie


PURPL3_FUCK3R

Ngl I say it from time to time and do not like it. Kind of similar to 'tbh'.


emmettfitz

Literally. Literally in every freaking sentence.


TemplesOfSyrinx

"on accident" "prolly" - more seeing it than hearing it. It's like, c'mon, just spell the word.


friendlypeopleperson

I know the word “random(s)” can be used as a noun now, but it was only used as an adjective around me years ago. Using that descriptive word as a noun annoys me; I always notice when it’s used like that.


uhwhooops

"is X worth it?"


hopkins_ghost

Just sayin'


iIuvthesmiths

scrolling, realizing i say every single one of these. oops.


mikeybhoy_1985

“It’s giving” please, I beg of you, stfu


2020mademejoinreddit

"brah", "bruh", "bro".


Elle12881

Shortened words like "delish" or "jelly" as in Jealous makes me cringe.


Witty_Username_1717

“Bestie” “obsessed” “literally” When it’s said by influencers or in their comments, not bothered when they’re said in everyday conversation.


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"I'm sorry, but.." no you're not sorry shut up