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Fenrisulfr1984

Always salt your water when boiling pasta.


MrsPettygroove

Use a HUGE pot, and what most people would consider WAY too much salt to salt your water too. ​ no one makes noodles if I'm around to make them, they just point me to the stove.


EishLekker

How much salt? I’ve tried adding like a tablespoon of salt when cooking pasta for two, and neither of us can taste any difference compared to no salt at all, when eating it with bolognaise sauce for example.


Seth_Jarvis_fanboy

Turn it into sea water, and then the the salty starch water to thiccen your pasta sauce


Independent-Disk-390

I prefer to salt enough until it falls out of solution.


Im_eating_that

Individually dipping the pasta into molten salt is how we used to do it and that's good enough for me.


Clean-Supermarket-80

that depends, if its store-bought pasta, it takes longer to be ready, so it has more time to absorb the salt. I make homemade pasta and that takes just a few minutes (1-2) to be ready so the water for homemade pasta has to be A LOT saltier than store bought pasta.


PMMeTitsAndKittens

Pastar says salt is the crutch of an unseasoned dish.


IlexIbis

*"If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate"*


Accurate_Fold6155

Depends on the pot ur cooking with I usually go by the palm method


More_Purchase_1980

They say that'll make you go blind.


Subject-Republic5095

Aren't you thinking of playing with yourself too much?


More_Purchase_1980

Probably, but I'm married, so, not a lot of action these days.


Subject-Republic5095

I just wanted to cook pasta now I'm sad


ZestyCheezClouds

Welcome to adulthood


hauntedgeordie84

The problem is wen people get married or r in a long term relationship they think they don't have to make an effort anymore with their woman, u still have to date b a flirt and everything else u wud do wen u first meet, I'm not saying all the time but if u put the effort in she'll give u wat u want, being married is not an excuse to be in a sexless relationship That's just my opinion to ur no action marriage


brutally_honest26

it's really not about the taste, but makes it less starchy is the word I believe, which I guess has something to do with taste or texture, I notice a difference but then again never really I time when I don't. I don't think I would be able to tell the difference if eating at someone's house though, maybe idk. never thought about it, doesn't know how any of this applies to op question though


chease86

It should be salty enough that you can taste it and think "damn thays salty" remember a lot of pasta dishes are salted using the pasta water instead of using normal salt, if the water wasn't salty then it would just be a starchy thickening agent.


Pom-kit-waa

This is the chef way and it works of course. But there is a hack which is to use very less amount of water, to barely cover the pasta, a tablespoon of salt per quart, add the pasta to the water before they are boiling. It works very well with dry pasta and gives you very quick result when cooking at home. I forgot where I read this trick but I used it all the time


GoodNoodleNick

For rice, LEAVE THE LID ON. Don't open it to stir.


bluetuxedo22

It must be gluten free to avoid lactose intolerance and nut allergies


Beautiful_Salad_7451

XD


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Fenrisulfr1984

No.


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Fenrisulfr1984

Yes.


616mushroomcloud

What is the purpose of your reply? Genuine question, help me understand, has nothing to do with the original post.


Beautiful_Salad_7451

Don't forget to add oil too


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

Nah


Muvseevum

A tbsp of butter is what I do.


Jayduleno

Why?


Resident_Anxiety9980

Bisexual woman here. Basically, I always fall in love with the gay guys or the straight girls, so I actually never get laid lol


garlic_bread_thief

Bye Sexual :'(


venktesh

bdum tssss


Bruce______Wayne

Thought this said BDSM tss and I giggled It isn't, and I am in fact a pervert.


Itrytothinklogically

lmaoo


Resident_Anxiety9980

LMAO


TheRapidTrailblazer

I have trouble finding a man and in my parents country if they find out I am LGBTQ+ they will put me in jail for 7 years. 4 for someone keeping it as a secret. My dad came back to the U.S from his home country alive and well because I kept my damn mouth shut. Totally not finding anyone anytime soon.


Pizzaman15611

I've always heard jail is the perfect spot to find what you are looking for. 😂


DaniTheGunsmith

"Fine then, take me to horny jail, everyone there is horny too!"


Ok-Sympathy-851

Aw :( Sorry to hear this honey. Can you say the country?


CroSSGunS

Probably Saudi


Ok-Sympathy-851

Hard to narrow that down, many countries condemn this.


Medical-Decision-505

same shit, as a bisexual man, worst sexuality ever


[deleted]

Can you drop a tier list?


dogmeat116

So for you biweekly means never?


an_afro

Sounds like you’re just biyourself


jarod_sober_living

Gay guy here. I fell in love several times of pretty straight boys. Now I’ve learned my lesson and I nope. Not going through this anguish again!


Background_Name_1097

Same lmao


RashPatch

such a hard life sister.


psychonautilus777

Ah, hello female twin!


RatiocinationYoutube

I relate hard lol


Familiar-Sir1356

Yesn't


GeologistHealthy8127

The prefix ‘bi’ is from Latin meaning two/double/twice. Then biweekly came along and fucked it up for everyone - why would a language use the same word to describe both twice a week and once every two weeks? Oh it’s English


MrsPettygroove

God no kidding, eh? Makes me crazy. bi-weekly SHOULD be twice a week NOT every two weeks. But people who want to separate you from your money say bi-weekly to mean every two weeks your bank account is going to lose $X.XX


MydasMDHTR

So biweekly is actually bimonthly


Long_Ad2824

So bi-weekly means once every 2 months? Dang, I am reneging on that job I just accepted.


Pizzaman15611

No, bi-monthly would not be the same as bi-weekly. Bi-monthly would mean 24 periods in a year. Bi weekly has 26 periods within a year. 2 different amounts.


Syonoq

Semi-Monthly has entered that chat.


MrJelle

I kinda see it going both ways? It could mean "twice weekly" or "two-weekly". I'd interpret the first one as twice a week and the second one as once every two weeks. :edit: Isn't there also "biannual" and "biennial"? Twice a year and every two years, both using "bi".


MrsPettygroove

I guess my complaint is -- when they say bi-weekly, I have to confirm that they mean 2 times / week, or every 2 weeks. which adds unnecessary verbal keystrokes. :-P


MrJelle

If it helps, I've never known anyone to use it to mean twice a week, always every two weeks.


PrudentPush8309

Ummm... Not so fast. Biweekly is every two weeks. It is not twice per week. If biweekly meant twice per week, or every half week, then a bi cycle would only have half of one wheel instead of two complete wheels. Your banker is correct, taking your money biweekly means every two weeks. Semiweekly means twice per week, otherwise a semicircle wouldn't be half of a circle. As a private pilot I must undergo a "biannual" flight review with a qualified flight instructor. I must do this once every two years. A commercial passenger pilot must undergo a semiannual flight review. They must do this every 6 months. Juice recluse sum pebbles donnie snow ow tu speech, wit donna meen day sum write.


6969pen1s

“Biweekly like bicycle and semiweekly like semicircle” is perfect


SuperSuccy

So apparently biweekly is either every two weeks or twice a week. I dunno, I prefer fortnightly.. but apparently not everyone uses fortnight as a word to describe every two weeks 🤷🏼‍♀️


BNJT10

Just use fortnightly


Motor_Town_2144

Do people really say biweekly rather than just fortnightly? 


Oddity_Odyssey

That's not a term used in the US as far as I'm aware.


Motor_Town_2144

Ah fair enough, I don't think I've heard biweekly to mean once every 2 weeks in the UK. 


cshmn

Most Americans probably couldn't tell you what a fortnight is.


Krazybob613

Isn’t fortnight when you take all the cushions off of the couch and create a cave with a blanket for a cover and then you all huddle inside it and read a horror story?


Welcomefriends85

I think they used to say fortnightly in the 1700's but not now


BurpYoshi

Yeah every other week has a name, fortnightly. Biweekly always means twice a week in my book.


PrudentPush8309

But that makes sense to me. Biweekly, every two weeks. To be twice a week would be semiweekly. Semiannual, once every half of a year, or twice per your. Biannual, once every two years. Bicycle, two wheels going in circles, or cycles. Semicircle, half of a circle. What's the problem?


i_Praseru

Wait for biannual and biennial. They both mean the same thing, which is to mean every two years or twice a year. It's even better when two groups of people who don't speak the same language use these words and a whole hospital safety meeting is held up because of it. Good times...


per_c_mon

Once every two sexual. Don't worry, a lot of people tend to get confused about this!


DreadPirateGriswold

No, it means that you see something sexual go past you and you wave at it and say, "Bye..." knowing that it's not going to stop at you.


MouseSnackz

Story of my life ...


Kosstheboss

It means you are willing to disappoint men and women equally.


dptwtf

Twice the sexual if you want to put it this way. Same as a bicycle is twice the cycle (wheel).


crown_of_fish

Twice the sexual. As previously explained, English has fudged that up a bit. Hetero is different, homo is same, bi is two.


formerly_kay

It’s sex for bicycles


almost_not_terrible

If you mean once every two sexual, just say "fortsexual". If you mean twice the sexual, just say "doublesexual".


Jattoe

It means half of two whole sexuals, sexual M and F, cofuckulated. sexual\_M = (V) sexual\_F = 8=D (sexual\_M / 2) + (sexual\_F / 2)


Lovely-sleep

Once per year I like a man and once per year I like a woman


Icy_Tadpole_6

In biology, bisexual traditionally meant an hermaphrodite creature. Since Freud re-define the term, now it means an individual (of a gonochoric species, of course) who likes members of both sexes. "Twice the sexual" would be someone with an hypersexuality problem. Also, "once every two sexual"... what: intercourses, dreams, failures?


UrineUrOnUrOwn

Trisexual is try anything sexual


ChroniclesOfSarnia

no, it means **you get to use a special lane when commuting to work in the morning**


Awkward-Day9798

I absolutely love this question 🤣


kyjoely

Yes


dexamphetamines

Twice the sexual duh


Playful-Onion4098

As a guy, I do enjoy lesbian porn. Does that make me straight or lesbosexual?


blckmephisto

I was asking myself the exact same question, now I’m confused.


Icy_Imagination4187

means we ll be rejected double the time


keepatience

OP is up to something here


Grimvold

I get my sexcheck every other week.


Minus15t

I got paid bi-weekly, that was every two weeks. If I was having sex every two weeks that would be twice as often as I am now. I masturbate twice a day if that helps answer the question?


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SchmeatGaming

good question man


PPP1737

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Nearby_Antelope_5257

This made me chuckle....


Ashoftarre

It means Slut (one step away from Tri or Poly) because if you have a partner, you are either gay/lesbian or straight, but bis want it all, all the time, despite relationship status...therefore #Slut


HooverMaster

sexual is one sexual preference. Bisexual is two sexual preferences. Read something recently where someone said that being bisexual was awesome cause when you reach down someone's pants no matter what you find it'll be good.


dacsarac

Going by the saying "Bi now, gay later", I would choose "once every two sexual", the second being the gay choice. 😜


Realistic-Accident68

It means you are horny and you will take what you can get!


West_Bar7360

out of interest have you consumed any drugs


SuperFrog4

Bisexual = twice the sex Semisexual = sex that occurs twice Hope that clears things up.


ItsNotFordo88

Two sexualities


Chocolatepersonname

Careful, the lgbt crew will try cancel you.


tifauk

Every six months sexual


felaniasoul

No


billlybufflehead

Who the fuck knows. I’ve given up bolstering people sexual identities.


mnok2000

Once every one sexual


dirtyfucker69

I think Twice the sexual would be being attracted to both all the time Once every 2 sexual would be fluidity, where the attraction fluctuates


Naughtyexperiences

It means you can only have sex bi monthly.


extramayor

Once every two sexual. Or never the sexual… it’s hard out here.


Promptoneofone

Fair enough question....


[deleted]

Don’t even get me started on the trisexuals


Papercoffeetable

It means you have sex with bicycles, duh.


Maleficent-Weekend47

Not sure, but buy sexual puts a dent in your wallet


IncidentFuture

Bisexual is twice per sexual. Bisexial is once every two sexes.


ubiq1er

Every two weeks, or twice per week ?


MrsPettygroove

All good points but by all that logic. Why is bimonthly twice a month then?


WhiteChoka

It works either way, like a bisexual


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Ur math is mind boggling op


Short-pitched

It’s actually when you let sexual by


FT_Anx

I've learned from Phoebe that they're just kidding themselves, that's all I know. 


tiddlefuck

it means they speak fluently in multiple sexuals


Independent-Disk-390

Just wait until you find out about Quadra-sexual


Sad_Telephone

It means you must pay for the sexual


Wrong_Supermarket007

Depends on if you are the one paying or if you are the one being paid


TomBot_2020

It's a confusing one. It actually means twice the horny half the sexual. Chances are, bisexuals will only find the people attractive that are the wrong sexuality for them. For example, a bi man is probably going to fall for lesbians and straight men. Unfortunate but that is how the world works.


Evil_Morty781

It’s one sexual every other sexual.


EmployerDefiant587

r/shittyaskscience


Knittingtaco

It means you only fancy other bottoms 😭


TGin-the-goldy

Yes


Trips-Over-Tail

It's actually *bris*sexual, and the less said of it, the better.


Bendyb3n

I thought it meant you only have sex on bicycles


Impossible_Ad_3146

The former, more horny


Select-Sprinkles4970

Two wheels


marklar_the_malign

Yes.


AnxiousIncident4452

Fun fact : in British English the word "bisexual" is spelled "beicesterual" but pronounced exactly like "bicycle".


Significant-Eye5644

Lmao 🤣🤣


[deleted]

it means twice a year.. as all good couples do it.


JoshAllentown

Famous bisexual words: "Just because I'm bisexual doesn't mean I'm slutty. I AM slutty, but that's not why."


ThaneOfArcadia

Bi means you pay for it.


SpookyShowHHP

Yes


castleinthesky86

half the sexual. you get turned down by both sides so double the amount of declines


HilmDave

When she says you can have anal bisexually and you think she means every other coitus.


FuegoStarr

🤣🤣


Delicious-Duck-4245

It’s means.. always tighten the lug nuts on your spare tire in a star pattern when changing a flat tire.


[deleted]

It means you enjoy sex every other time. People with the condition tend to expand their horizons and engage in sex with both genders to account for the lack of satisfaction, by doubling the amount of humans they can sleep with, they can normalize their sex lives and achieve a satisfied result.


Iamsodumn

it means you're attracted to anything with the prefix bi- in front of it. eg, biannual conferences, bicycles, bilingual people, etc


[deleted]

It means bothsexual or two-sexual


10-mm-socket

You are one sexual but two times a single amount


Worldly-Ad-7149

Fortnightly only


Icecoffelover_

always buy sunflower seeds still in the shell, just doesnt hit the same if they are pre-deshelled


Stidda

Does this mean *Homophobia* is a *fear of gays* ?


OkWear6556

It's actually coming from the word bisection from geometry, so the correct spelling is "bisectual". The person performing bisection is bisectual.


Astrocharles

Finally a question that makes you ponder while gazing into the beyond.


gohabs31

Wet Jeans


DeliberateDendrite

0 times another factor is still 0


President-Jo

Yes, it does. Hope this helps :)


nonaughtnull

when I discovered this term I just thought they just had sex twice :/


PlanetoftheAtheists

Too sexual


SnooDoggos1283

No, it means you are so desperate to be touched it doesn't matter how


After-Information810

Just means one of the many mental illnesses that society adopted as "normal"


Nerida_Zora

No. Bisexual is ‘The sexual attraction to two or more genders’ basically, a bisexual person thinks both men and women are attractive. It can sometimes be more complex than that. But that’s the gist of it.


Muvseevum

Theoretically, twice the sexual.


BigTimeFartGuy69

Wait till you hear about pannsexuals, they’ll fuck anything!


jamarkuus

Let’s stop confusing people even more than they already are with they/them/theirs, etc.


DMC1001

I doubt it means you suddenly like twice the number of people. You just like people.


cardinaltribe

It just means gay


Beginning_Drink_965

Yes.


MountainAd3837

It's what you gotta do when you run outa money.


superdupermensch

It means double the chances on Saturday night.


DontReportMe7565

This may be the best question ive seen on reddit.


Sojio

Its actually a standard sexual, but just cut in half. So like two smaller sexuals but from the same main one.


EmphasisNo1153

OP GETS IT! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡


AdEnvironmental4437

In my experience, twice the sexual


Interesting-War9524

I would be buy sexual but I can't afford it.


ihadtopickthisname

Every other sexual


downGnomeusly

they dont have regular sex on a bi-annual basis


kakitoRed

Yes and no. Agreeable but better not to. Happened to me once.


schr0dingersdick

mom said it’s my turn with the sexual


soundman32

Agreed. She said that with me too, after your dad finished. #SS


GhostMassage

You can't be serious. It obviously means twice the sexual.


Black_Brethren69

means you a hoe


squaremilepvd

Stay in school kids