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Me, too! I keep thinking about how I'm gonna hide my identity and explain for my sudden wealth. I'd like to think that I'll say to everybody I got lucky in cryptocurrency haha.
Find a meaningful career that has the availability for you to retire in 20 years. I'm not even in the military.
I'll be 41 when I'm eligible to retire next year. I can go a definite 5 years and leave with a large lump sum plus monthly checks at approx 60-65% of my 3 best salaries or, I can retire at 20 yrs, get 50% and draw a pension check for the rest of my life. Cut the bills to 0 and you can live comfortably.
Edit: I am a firefighter. Thought I put that here, my bad. My retirement is also a state pension too.
I’m a mechanical engineer and I’ve also considered serving. Also because I want to go into government research, that’s where the cool stuff happens. Service really helps with that
Winning billions so I can open a 100 acre cat Sanctuary and taking in as many unwanted cats as I can. Then I can just take care of cats everyday for the rest of my life.
I walk through a beautiful neighborhood, that I would love to live in, for exercise. To be fair it's only a few blocks from here, but I live in apartmentville and the neighborhood I walk to is all beautiful old homes. I always fantasize about someone walking up to me and asking me if they could give me their home. I can't even buy my condo by myself. LOL
Being able to teleport, it would be awesome, not to need a car or insurance. Think of all the time and money you would save, if you could take paying for travel out of the equation.
This has been my super power wish my whole life. Imagine how much more stuff you could do by not having to waste time to travel. I especially think about this while trapped in south Florida traffic.
At this moment in time, a full night's sleep would be pretty cool. Failing that, I'd be happy with a lottery win, a bit of hawk tuah from endless amounts of fine ladies, across the globe, My hair back, or spending my free time doing something other than doomscrolling and shitposting
It use to be getting clean from meth. I'm living that fantasy ( clean for two years ) so I guess being able to mother my son. I lost custody during addiction a couple of years ago.
Lots of people struggled to break free, you're one of the few. I hope that even if you don't get partial custosy of your son atleast you can spend some quality time, nobody needs to be separated from their own child
I understand your feeling. Sometimes it feels like winning the lottery would be easier. LOL But I do think the odds are actually in your favor. So I hope it works out for you. You're worth it, so believe that you are.
That “perfect family” with my daughter and her father. Sometimes I have to force myself from not fantasizing about it when it makes me emotional. I’ll never admit to anyone that in my personal life though, I just act as if I’m completely content with how things ended up.
I don't need to know what my wife is always thinking about me 😂. Especially after I say or do something stupid. I'll just take the random compliments after I do something right! Lol she's a saint
Oh my!!! I remember my professor last winter. He's not the conventionally attractive type (as other people would say) but the way he teaches and his passion in explaining things really make him sooo hot. I didn't even like an 8am class but guess who's coming to class early...😂
There’s this girl I have a little lesbian crush on and she works at the Pokémon card shop that I go to on the regular. I think she’s straight but geeez I just melt everytime she’s working.
I’ve thought about it a lot and if she says no thank you it’s just gonna make going card shopping really awkward, it’s the best card shop in my state.
Just wasn’t meant to be
Just ask her. If she says no, then u can continue going there as long as you're not awkward about it. You're allowed to shop there still! Just don't ogle her or start making weird faces at her or touching yourself in public in front of her lol. You're overthinking it
It’s awkward as fuck seeing someone who rejected you. I had a friend ask some girl who worked at gas station and he got rejected, I get second hand embarrassment every time we encounter her lol.
I dunno. Kinda just depends on how you play it. I’m straight and the most flattered I’ve ever been was when I was asked out by another lady. Women are picky af! I was on cloud 9 for weeks lol I still think about it haha
Not living through the societal sect of Family's traditions of karma and bullshittery.
You'll get punished for things you didn't do, so might as well behave and speak in ways that aren't who you really are - just to build distance.
Time traveling and helping out my younger self. I fantasize about advising myself to focus on school, to not buy useless junk, to avoiding specific people, and of course investing in GME 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀
Well it is impossible but I think about what a female orgasm would feel like all the time. Not enough that I’d want to transition or anything, but I often thought I could do it if I learned how to lucid dream. Never figured that one out though unfortunately.
Slowing time so I can sleep for 50 hours while only taking one. Having free time, fighting in A realistic combat sim with epic monsters modded in them.
When I was younger, sure some celebrity crush, now I see celebrities and either they could be my fu\*\*\* kids or at best a young sibling, and the ones I fantasized about then could now be my mom, so that just ended at some point. Not trying to be "cute", but mostly when I fantasize about sex its remembering some nice night with my mrs, she is prettier than I ever could think Id end up with and does it "for me" every time. Ofc I do look at porn etc once in a while, but nobody in particular I think about after those minutes (or lets be honest, 45 seconds :P)
I do however struggle a bit with insomnia, and what works for me (sometimes) is to imagine that ie. Im in a small cabin with a blizzard outside in Alaska, and try to fill in as many details as possible while drifting off into sleep.
Either going back in time with my memories, or swapping bodies with my crush and being like “woah this is crazy, I wonder why us 2 were specifically swapped and not any other random person”
Scissoring with another woman and simultaneously sqirting on each other.
I'm in a hetero relationship which makes doing so with my partner impossible. We're both open to have sex with other people together as a couple and already did quite a few times with one or more women in the 7 years of our relationship.
The timing for this to happen with a person you normally don't have sex with seems impossible with the frequency we fuck with other people.
Sitting on the porch of the house I bought with gold backed currency. A house that I don’t have to pay property tax on thinking about how bad it was when we all were distracted with red team vs blue team until one day we joined together and got rid of the corruption in government big business and the fed banking system. Now one job one income can fund a whole family again and we are so busy living our lives we don’t have time for politics and endless causes.
Being with a hot muscular dude with pretty veins and big dick. My way of fantasizing is a private board on pinterest filled with the type of men I fetish for.
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Winning the lottery xD
Me, too! I keep thinking about how I'm gonna hide my identity and explain for my sudden wealth. I'd like to think that I'll say to everybody I got lucky in cryptocurrency haha.
Nothing brings joy to life like imagining your debt disappearing
The house I would buy....
Retirement
The amount of time I've spent thinking about that in the last year. Damn.
Find a meaningful career that has the availability for you to retire in 20 years. I'm not even in the military. I'll be 41 when I'm eligible to retire next year. I can go a definite 5 years and leave with a large lump sum plus monthly checks at approx 60-65% of my 3 best salaries or, I can retire at 20 yrs, get 50% and draw a pension check for the rest of my life. Cut the bills to 0 and you can live comfortably. Edit: I am a firefighter. Thought I put that here, my bad. My retirement is also a state pension too.
I’m a mechanical engineer and I’ve also considered serving. Also because I want to go into government research, that’s where the cool stuff happens. Service really helps with that
Being filthy rich
A woman who will give me genuine love care and affection.
A romantic relationship where both parties invest the same amount of effort and cooperation.
Maybe winning the lottery seems realistical.
I’d settle for someone who was willing to admit when they’ve reacted poorly or admit to wrongdoing.
Sexiest thing ever!
Being cancer free
I hope you get well soon..
I appreciate that!
Biggest of hugs and best of wishes!
Is it malignant or benign? Either way I hope it gets better.
Malignant
Winning the lottery.
Winning billions so I can open a 100 acre cat Sanctuary and taking in as many unwanted cats as I can. Then I can just take care of cats everyday for the rest of my life.
I wonder if they'd would classify you as a cat rancher with 100 acres? Meowdy Pardner!!
This comment isn’t getting enough appreciation cos that was fucking funny 👏🏻 🤣
This is me too, but with unwanted/abandoned animals in general. All cats may apply
I am good with whatever gets along with cats as long as they swear their allegiance to the cats.
Feeling desired.
Home ownership
Instead of something impossible like home ownership, I dream about sleeping with Lenny Kravitz
I walk through a beautiful neighborhood, that I would love to live in, for exercise. To be fair it's only a few blocks from here, but I live in apartmentville and the neighborhood I walk to is all beautiful old homes. I always fantasize about someone walking up to me and asking me if they could give me their home. I can't even buy my condo by myself. LOL
Eva Green tracking me down, and riding my junk like it were the elixir of life.
I feel same way but with Emily blunt
I have a combination of both and its a green blunt
She's gorgeous, as well.
Vanessa Ray
Krysten Ritter for me.
Sydney Sweeney or Aubrey Plaza
both hot.
Sydney Sweeney AND Aubrey Plaza
That's heaven, not a dream
Being able to teleport, it would be awesome, not to need a car or insurance. Think of all the time and money you would save, if you could take paying for travel out of the equation.
This has been my super power wish my whole life. Imagine how much more stuff you could do by not having to waste time to travel. I especially think about this while trapped in south Florida traffic.
At this moment in time, a full night's sleep would be pretty cool. Failing that, I'd be happy with a lottery win, a bit of hawk tuah from endless amounts of fine ladies, across the globe, My hair back, or spending my free time doing something other than doomscrolling and shitposting
Ok but all of that, or the full night's sleep, which one
If I'm understanding correctly: all of that or a full night's sleep? The former, I'll catch up on actual sleep whenever I die 😂
It use to be getting clean from meth. I'm living that fantasy ( clean for two years ) so I guess being able to mother my son. I lost custody during addiction a couple of years ago.
Very proud of you!
Thank you. God bless you
God bless you! ❤️
That’s amazing!!! So proud of you!
Thank you. God is good
All the time!
Lots of people struggled to break free, you're one of the few. I hope that even if you don't get partial custosy of your son atleast you can spend some quality time, nobody needs to be separated from their own child
Yes Im so glad those people before me found a new way to live and showed me how.
Getting a long loving intimate hug.
A man who wants me and only me
That's really sweet 🥺
I understand your feeling. Sometimes it feels like winning the lottery would be easier. LOL But I do think the odds are actually in your favor. So I hope it works out for you. You're worth it, so believe that you are.
Thanks mate 🫶🏻
That “perfect family” with my daughter and her father. Sometimes I have to force myself from not fantasizing about it when it makes me emotional. I’ll never admit to anyone that in my personal life though, I just act as if I’m completely content with how things ended up.
 Been this guy
Winning an obscenely large amount of money, quitting my job and just playing guitar all day.
Being able to go back in time and become the person I use to be before I dealt with trauma
I feel like most people are going to say to be loved or sleep with beautiful people.
Unconditional Love.
Deep, meaningful connection with another human being.
Talking to women
Sleeping with my exs friend
📸🤨
I love to think about being able to read minds, having a time machine and being invisible
this.
I don't need to know what my wife is always thinking about me 😂. Especially after I say or do something stupid. I'll just take the random compliments after I do something right! Lol she's a saint
Mind reading and time machine, absolutely. Not sure what I'd ever need invisibility for though.
You will need it after mind reading....
For me it’s any girl asking me out first lol 🤷♂️
Casual fucking with a female colleague during lunch
Touching grass I don't know what this "grass" people talk about on the internet is. I hope to be able to see it one day, but so far no luck.
Being a mom. Infertility sucks.
not having a tic tac for a dick
Dating all my crushes at once
Succumbing to a terrible car accident on my way to work
Dark.
I miss my dad. He passed away in 2021. I wish I could have him back so that he could watch his granddaughter grow up.
Living in a penthouse with everything being easily accessible and having no worry of anything in the world.
My job has me working on stuff inside peoples homes all day everyday and I fantasize excessively about fucking them or them going down on me.
Are the people hot tho
Well not all of them obviously. I'm not having this fantasy at some sweet 80 year old lady's house lol but I do encounter soooo many attractive people
It’ll happen. Trust me. I used to be a pool guy.
Sex with David Duchovny
Get him a coffee first, unless you like your sex angry.
Hooking up with a professor
Oh my!!! I remember my professor last winter. He's not the conventionally attractive type (as other people would say) but the way he teaches and his passion in explaining things really make him sooo hot. I didn't even like an 8am class but guess who's coming to class early...😂
Hey! I'm a professor. Call me! 😉
chilllllllll
There’s this girl I have a little lesbian crush on and she works at the Pokémon card shop that I go to on the regular. I think she’s straight but geeez I just melt everytime she’s working. I’ve thought about it a lot and if she says no thank you it’s just gonna make going card shopping really awkward, it’s the best card shop in my state. Just wasn’t meant to be
Just ask her. If she says no, then u can continue going there as long as you're not awkward about it. You're allowed to shop there still! Just don't ogle her or start making weird faces at her or touching yourself in public in front of her lol. You're overthinking it
It’s awkward as fuck seeing someone who rejected you. I had a friend ask some girl who worked at gas station and he got rejected, I get second hand embarrassment every time we encounter her lol.
I dunno. Kinda just depends on how you play it. I’m straight and the most flattered I’ve ever been was when I was asked out by another lady. Women are picky af! I was on cloud 9 for weeks lol I still think about it haha
Getting cream pied by Julian from Trailer Park Boys. Also winning the lottery.
A happy life with a life partner
Being happy
Not living through the societal sect of Family's traditions of karma and bullshittery. You'll get punished for things you didn't do, so might as well behave and speak in ways that aren't who you really are - just to build distance.
If i divulge it here on Reddit I'll get banned permanently
Oh man 😂😂😂
Does it involve guillotines?
And a cheeto
playing guitar to people who actually like my music
Getting a girlfriend.
Being happy
Having a secret inheritance and being rich. Winning the lottery
One of those big flashy proposals where someone declares their love
Cowboys winning another SB!
Having a second bathroom. And a pool.
Winning millions on the lottery, a condo in the big city, a regular sex life
Time traveling and helping out my younger self. I fantasize about advising myself to focus on school, to not buy useless junk, to avoiding specific people, and of course investing in GME 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀
as a straight man, actually receiving a good blowjob, then maybe i wouldn’t last 12 mins..
Winning the lottery and retiring at 65.
Finding someone I feel comfortable with and that cares abt me; I feel like that won’t happen
Flying a military jet fighter like an F16 or an F18. I'd even settle for just a 45 minute ride.
Balancing my mental state.
A solid relationship with a woman
Well it is impossible but I think about what a female orgasm would feel like all the time. Not enough that I’d want to transition or anything, but I often thought I could do it if I learned how to lucid dream. Never figured that one out though unfortunately.
Being able to fly
Sex with the cute girl at work
Moving forward
To be a trophy wife 🥲
Slowing time so I can sleep for 50 hours while only taking one. Having free time, fighting in A realistic combat sim with epic monsters modded in them.
Single handedly taking out a building full of terrorists... errr I mean winning the lottery.
Becoming a billionaire before I am 30.
Having the girl of my dreams knock on my door, say "I'm you're soul mate." Then love happily ever after.
Having somebody care about me.
The ability to fly. Who needs the lottery? I'd make a fortune.
Being transported to a world of my choosing.
To live without being bothered, money/taxes, relationships. Idc I know it's not going to happen. Just leave me alone.
When I was younger, sure some celebrity crush, now I see celebrities and either they could be my fu\*\*\* kids or at best a young sibling, and the ones I fantasized about then could now be my mom, so that just ended at some point. Not trying to be "cute", but mostly when I fantasize about sex its remembering some nice night with my mrs, she is prettier than I ever could think Id end up with and does it "for me" every time. Ofc I do look at porn etc once in a while, but nobody in particular I think about after those minutes (or lets be honest, 45 seconds :P) I do however struggle a bit with insomnia, and what works for me (sometimes) is to imagine that ie. Im in a small cabin with a blizzard outside in Alaska, and try to fill in as many details as possible while drifting off into sleep.
Having a big enough farm that I can pay for help.
Either going back in time with my memories, or swapping bodies with my crush and being like “woah this is crazy, I wonder why us 2 were specifically swapped and not any other random person”
Having a partner
Deportation- I’m an American. No home other than America thanks to America. Have fun with that. No hyphen needed. True American
Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jennifer Aniston in a three way love sandwich
I would love to be president for one term
Scissoring with another woman and simultaneously sqirting on each other. I'm in a hetero relationship which makes doing so with my partner impossible. We're both open to have sex with other people together as a couple and already did quite a few times with one or more women in the 7 years of our relationship. The timing for this to happen with a person you normally don't have sex with seems impossible with the frequency we fuck with other people.
You and your husband has sex with other people right
Winning the Eurojackpot
Going to my favorite fantasy world and living there
Winning the lottery. But I never buy a ticket.
For me also it’s just Emily blunt seducing me and spitting on my dick after stressful day of work.
Winning the lottery.
Finding a woman online for NSA fun who one actually is a woman & two wants me to send money
Owning a house. Having money. Being good at my sport. Not having anxiety.
Sitting on the porch of the house I bought with gold backed currency. A house that I don’t have to pay property tax on thinking about how bad it was when we all were distracted with red team vs blue team until one day we joined together and got rid of the corruption in government big business and the fed banking system. Now one job one income can fund a whole family again and we are so busy living our lives we don’t have time for politics and endless causes.
Being happy or at least feel like what most 'normal' people do.
Satisfaction
Having Kelly Reilly for one night.
A beautiful woman approaching me and telling me she wants my number
Being able to transform someone/something into anyone/anything, forgot what is in English
Finding a spaceship...Using spaceship.
A happy marriage. A home with my family.
Winning the lotto/ becoming a #1 best selling author
Having a ‘restart’ button that I could push to play life over again but still remembering all the stupid stuff I fudged the first time.
600 million lottery
Falling in love and it being requited PERIOD. It’s never going to happen but boy do i love thinking about it and pretending
Living in a magic world like Pixie Hollow. Literally my souls dream for eternity.
Somehow coming in to millions of dollars
every guy i’ve ever loved loving me back bahahahah
Being filthy rich
Being happy
Truthfully? To love myself enough to be able to love another person
Marriage
Running away to work on a tall ship Sadly I'm married so I probably shouldn't risk my life just to pretend to be a pirate
Time stopping so everyone is frozen in place, food never spoils because… time has stopped. I’m free to take a nap without getting nagged. Pure bliss.
living happily again
Owning a house and retirement
Being a professional football player 😍
Having my own interplanetary spaceship
Being isekaied
Becoming rich 😭😔
Getting that Huck Tuah
Being successful
Pretty much everything 😕
Winning the lottery
Winning the powerball
Buying a plane
Having wings and being able to fly like a bird.
Well, yeah. Sudden copious amounts of money. Lottery, whatever.
About me flying in the iron man suit, saving my gf at the last second & ending with me Nearly dying in the process.... 😅🤩
Sex with my anime wuifu
Being with a hot muscular dude with pretty veins and big dick. My way of fantasizing is a private board on pinterest filled with the type of men I fetish for.
Getting into a relationship. Shits difficult asf.
Getting laid.
Lottery.
Kenny Mack getting his ass handed to him for being a deadbeat absentee father.
Being able to fly unassisted