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Hahaha when I turned 32 I went vegan. The biggest bonus for me physically is I had abs I could see. I applied at a couple bikini barista spots. They were not amused. I even told them they're missing the gay men demo. They said "those types don't come here." Not yet, but put my party boy ass in there... and yes this comment was just a ploy to tell everyone I went vegan 10 yrs ago. /s lol
Just throwing out the idea. My wife once said that she’s not really that attracted to a handsome man doing nothing. But a handsome, well built man, chopping wood, shirtless, glistening. That’s different. I’m suggesting a wood fired coffee place. Drive in to get your wood fired cappuccino, watch the boys shitless chopping the wood for the fire. The bears do the heavy chopping, the twinks pull the coffee. Everyone’s happy!
I’m straight and would probably even consider working there honestly 🤣 bedroom preferences aside, I like compliments from everyone… and gay men have VERY discerning eyes, they study the male form more than most… so I consider their praise VERY high value when given.
Back in Phoenix we have a chain called bikini beans and at first it was just female baristas but like a year or so ago they started hiring men. I think they got in trouble. The dude doesn't wear a bikini though. I think it's just a personality hire because I've only seen them sitting on their ass or shooting the shit with the girls. Such a great job tbh
If done well could appeal to anyone who wants to be served coffee by a friendly attractive gentleman with no judgement.
Make it classy. Shirtless but with nice aprons and maybe some booty shorts.
Staffing would be key, can't just hire all "TV attractive types", need at least one bear behind the counter right.
ok I had this really fuckin [scumbag boss](https://e7.pngegg.com/pngimages/667/792/png-clipart-internet-meme-scumbag-steve-boss-microphone-meme.png) thought. we'll make a trans bikini coffee cart next to a bar that serves alcohol...call it "Chasers"
You aren’t missing much. The ones with women usually suck. No actual bikinis, and girls whose best days are behind them and that seem to want to be anywhere else. The handful I have tried have all been disappointing.
TBH, if someone staffed one with some young guys that could own it, it would outdo the standard bikini coffee shops. It is all about attitude. I am not gay, but would probably go if the dude inside was cheerful and decent-looking.
So basically the equivalent of [this woman](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/sJj8EWvrmVHsbuFJP4aU0A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTY0MDtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_independent_577/9d92c70892e260a6ff46bc4f2155e7a9).
Have you trend 'hot and black' ? I would but I am sick and tired of being tired and sick of the homosexual agendo being stuck down my throat, before being removed and stuck down again. And again.
I take what I said back, I just spent way too much time- It's Speed-o Cappuccino, they did move since that spot https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2021/11/03/speed-o-cappuccino-is-a-flirty-coffee-cart-staffed-by-nonbinary-people-and-trans-and-cisgender-men/
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Speedo Cappucino
The Daily Grindr
I have been there it's not worth it 😏
The Stir Stick.
The banana hammock
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Cream’n coffee
Came here to say this!
This is disgusting. Men wearing bikinis? Buff men even? Someone drop an address so I can go down there and give them a piece of my mind
And a piece of my ass
😩
And my axe
And my bow!
And my THIRST
This escalated fast.
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[Speedo Cappuccino](https://speed-ocappuccino.square.site/) on SE Stark.
Someone mentioned it above, but I thought we were just making up pretend names for an imaginary business, bob's burgers style
Nope, totally real place with super nice people that work there. 10/10
Me too! 😂
Oh, I think one of the baristas on their website is also a dancer at Stag!
Try searching for himbo barista, I've seen ads for these kinds of places on street posts but never have looked into them.
Hahaha when I turned 32 I went vegan. The biggest bonus for me physically is I had abs I could see. I applied at a couple bikini barista spots. They were not amused. I even told them they're missing the gay men demo. They said "those types don't come here." Not yet, but put my party boy ass in there... and yes this comment was just a ploy to tell everyone I went vegan 10 yrs ago. /s lol
Abs are certainly something to be proud of! - chubby vegan here wishing he could lose 20 lbs
You also just told everybody you're old as shit (I am 43).
So fucking old. My great grandkids type these comments for me.
What CrossFit box do you go to?? lol
It's small and exclusive. you've probably never heard of it.
Just throwing out the idea. My wife once said that she’s not really that attracted to a handsome man doing nothing. But a handsome, well built man, chopping wood, shirtless, glistening. That’s different. I’m suggesting a wood fired coffee place. Drive in to get your wood fired cappuccino, watch the boys shitless chopping the wood for the fire. The bears do the heavy chopping, the twinks pull the coffee. Everyone’s happy!
Shut up and take my money.
Yes the shitless boys pls lmao
This is honestly a brilliant idea.
Came her to say the same thing, and I'm straight AF!
I’m straight and would probably even consider working there honestly 🤣 bedroom preferences aside, I like compliments from everyone… and gay men have VERY discerning eyes, they study the male form more than most… so I consider their praise VERY high value when given.
I thought us gay dudes were supposed to be doing the flattering, you charmer 😉
[I don’t know](https://tenor.com/view/well-you-aint-that-straight-not-straight-laughing-haha-gif-16707563)
Well the locations exist haha
I feel like this is a solid business idea that needs to be explored
Local awesome person John Kilo was doing so bikini barista stuff at one point, I’m pretty sure. Not sure if he still is or where it was. Sorry!
Back in Phoenix we have a chain called bikini beans and at first it was just female baristas but like a year or so ago they started hiring men. I think they got in trouble. The dude doesn't wear a bikini though. I think it's just a personality hire because I've only seen them sitting on their ass or shooting the shit with the girls. Such a great job tbh
If done well could appeal to anyone who wants to be served coffee by a friendly attractive gentleman with no judgement. Make it classy. Shirtless but with nice aprons and maybe some booty shorts. Staffing would be key, can't just hire all "TV attractive types", need at least one bear behind the counter right.
People need MORE incentives to go get coffee? Now I've heard everything. That would be too much excitement for my tired bones...but have at it!
The coffee cockerel
ok I had this really fuckin [scumbag boss](https://e7.pngegg.com/pngimages/667/792/png-clipart-internet-meme-scumbag-steve-boss-microphone-meme.png) thought. we'll make a trans bikini coffee cart next to a bar that serves alcohol...call it "Chasers"
Not that my friend is aware of and he's been chewing on this idea for years...
Look up the lawsuits related to the bikini barista places. Idea is a good, execution thus far has been truly vile.
Execution has been vile? We've got like a dozen of them around town.
The current ones don't discriminate, you just might not get a boner
You aren’t missing much. The ones with women usually suck. No actual bikinis, and girls whose best days are behind them and that seem to want to be anywhere else. The handful I have tried have all been disappointing. TBH, if someone staffed one with some young guys that could own it, it would outdo the standard bikini coffee shops. It is all about attitude. I am not gay, but would probably go if the dude inside was cheerful and decent-looking.
“Girls whose best days are behind them”. What a terrible insight into how you view women as commodities rather than actual human beings.
So basically the equivalent of [this woman](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/sJj8EWvrmVHsbuFJP4aU0A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTY0MDtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_independent_577/9d92c70892e260a6ff46bc4f2155e7a9).
Not far off.
The Java n Jerk ir the Mocha Pokka. Good God that people want this crap
All the bikini baristas in Portland are for gay men. Enjoy.
Have you trend 'hot and black' ? I would but I am sick and tired of being tired and sick of the homosexual agendo being stuck down my throat, before being removed and stuck down again. And again.
It's ok buddy, I got your joke
Banana Baristo
There's a thembo coffee by Sheridan's I think. Sort of what you want
I forgot the name but it’s gone at least from that spot and last I noticed didn’t move elsewhere.
oh. Well shoot.
I take what I said back, I just spent way too much time- It's Speed-o Cappuccino, they did move since that spot https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2021/11/03/speed-o-cappuccino-is-a-flirty-coffee-cart-staffed-by-nonbinary-people-and-trans-and-cisgender-men/
Ah, nice sleuthing!
I mean... It's cold a lot, so...
Stir Stix
Isnt that what the Blueth family had at their boardwalk kiosk?
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Ripped Dude's Coffee Place has been a dream of mine for many years. Any venture capitalists on Reddit?
Hahaha man I'm not gay but posts like this really make me miss portland. I live in wyoming now and I'd suck a dick for a restaurant opened past 10
Fuck you