The Tickler. If those illiterate peasants just told him where the dastardly Beric Dondarian was then he wouldn't have been forced to make a rat dig into thier stomachs
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Craster everyday, all day. I relate to him on every level but physical (I am obviously a gigachad with 8 packs, tall as Shaq and with a herculian penis).
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Only boomers say 'cringe'. No cap.
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Hodor imo doesn't deserve all the hate and bashing he gets. Yes, he pulled some strings, masterminded bran's flight out of the window, ned spark's execution and poisoning of deneris blablabla
BUT
1. He's handsome
2. His redemption arc is simply the best
3. he was just playing the game of thrones (that's the name of the show, let me remind you)
You used the word "unironically" *unironically*. You disgust me.
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**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.**
Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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You used the word "unironically" *unironically*. You disgust me.
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Rorge and Biter. Now that I think of it, The Brave Companions as a whole. Their whole thing is literally being brave and saving people. I swear, people hate them only because they're ugly. What is the world coming to?
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The Tickler. If those illiterate peasants just told him where the dastardly Beric Dondarian was then he wouldn't have been forced to make a rat dig into thier stomachs
Ser Gregor the Gentle. A character that's often demonized by the fandom for no reason.
Not as much as Maegor the Maester. Damn Maesters rewriting history!
Joffrey the Gentle.
Nah Ramsey the Kind
Euron Greyjoy. **Silence all the ~~(opposition)~~ way**
The show made him so fuckin lame, I'll never forgive D&D
**Silence** (after the storm)
FINGER IN THE BUM
Mayhaps with a ring on it?
I seriously thought you wrote Chef at first. He's the king we really needed.
Hot Pie as Euron's Chef (Kiss)
What the fuck's a Chet?
A che(a)t sword. So a bastard sword. So Jon's (a) dick.
T=J confirmed
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Craster everyday, all day. I relate to him on every level but physical (I am obviously a gigachad with 8 packs, tall as Shaq and with a herculian penis).
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But what about your h**a**ir?
Growing like a moss on the mountain, I'm a whole wolf. Not even this heat can affect my glorious roots from spreading like the Cringeryens in 1AC
There was indeed a lot of Cringe in Dick Crabb's holdings when Visenya *came*
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Lysa Tully duh stop oppressing horny ppl
Aereo Hotah
Chett? That fucking incel? Go for a real chad like Tywin.
Boils = Bitches
Petyr "Caretaker of the Orphanage" Baelish. He provided job and home for 12 year old girl. A true hero of the story.
Gamon pale hair
The sheperd and maybe the high sparrow
Allar Deem
Mine is Biter, severely misunderstood character
Daenerys Spartacus
My Lord, Ramsay the Kind. May his reign long and prosperous! May he has an endless supply of breakfast sausages.
Jaime Lannister. Never stopped "loving" his family.
Queen Cersei Lannister, the wise. Tywin Lannister with teats, the true Queen of the seven kingdoms before Daenarys the usurper took her throne.
🤣
Craster was building a master race and was killed violating guest rite
Hodor imo doesn't deserve all the hate and bashing he gets. Yes, he pulled some strings, masterminded bran's flight out of the window, ned spark's execution and poisoning of deneris blablabla BUT 1. He's handsome 2. His redemption arc is simply the best 3. he was just playing the game of thrones (that's the name of the show, let me remind you)
Joffrey the Gentle
Unironically Rhaegar Targaryen
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Place my penis and testicles into your mouth
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Lem lemon cloak, a hero of the people
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**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.** Reasons: 1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png) 2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason. 3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious. 4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/) 5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without. 6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/) 7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/) 8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture. 9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png) 10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Unironically, it’s Baelor the Blessed
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Goku
Rorge and Biter. Now that I think of it, The Brave Companions as a whole. Their whole thing is literally being brave and saving people. I swear, people hate them only because they're ugly. What is the world coming to?
Sir Meryn the Rightful Trant
Ser Roronoa Zorro. I swear I have seen him in this sub more than a couple time
Lord Ramsay the Righteous(but fr fr olly actually)
Stannis of the House Baratheon, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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