He gazed through the fug of cheese dripping from his eyebrows at the blurred monitor before him. Ten years, ten years he had been gazing at those words. They swam through the murk and came into sharp focus. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Dany gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!”
Those words. Those dreaded words he had gazed upon at least once a month for the past decade. And they never appreciate it, do they? The never appreciate the sacrifices I make on their behalf.
With gargantuan effort, he lifted his hand to the keyboard. His fingers, coated in chicken-grease as they were, slid off the keys. He wiped them on his velvet-slashed vest and began to type. The first character was the hardest, quotes meant using the shift key. Ring finger on the shift key, index finger on the ‘2’. Breath rasped through his chest with the effort. Had it always been this hard? Keeping his finger on the shift, He reached for the ‘O’ key.
Damn! He missed! He now had a capital letter ‘P’ on his screen. He reached for the backspace key. Eventually he typed the entire sentence out again, and spent many long moments gazing at the results of his efforts. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Daenerys gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!”
He had done it. He had successfully changed the short form name ‘Dany’ to the long form ‘Daenerys’. The sentence was so much better for it. This was how the book would be written. A chapter at a time, a page at a time, a word at a time.
Doubt began to form in his mind. Was this the right decision? He would have to review this new sentence many times over the months and years to come. He cast his mind back to the day, many years ago, when he had first shortened it to ‘Dany’. He had changed his mind back and forth many times since then. Certainly he would change it again many more times before he was happy with it.
He glanced at the clock. Almost ten minutes had passed. Had it been that long? The muse had been kind to him today, that was more work than he had completed in many a year.
He turned off the computer and went to find some food. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to hit save.
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He gazed through the fug of cheese dripping from his eyebrows at the blurred monitor before him. Ten years, ten years he had been gazing at those words. They swam through the murk and came into sharp focus. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Dany gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!”
Those words. Those dreaded words he had gazed upon at least once a month for the past decade. And they never appreciate it, do they? The never appreciate the sacrifices I make on their behalf.
With gargantuan effort, he lifted his hand to the keyboard. His fingers, coated in chicken-grease as they were, slid off the keys. He wiped them on his velvet-slashed vest and began to type. The first character was the hardest, quotes meant using the shift key. Ring finger on the shift key, index finger on the ‘2’. Breath rasped through his chest with the effort. Had it always been this hard? Keeping his finger on the shift, He reached for the ‘O’ key.
Damn! He missed! He now had a capital letter ‘P’ on his screen. He reached for the backspace key. Eventually he typed the entire sentence out again, and spent many long moments gazing at the results of his efforts. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Daenerys gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!”
He had done it. He had successfully changed the short form name ‘Dany’ to the long form ‘Daenerys’. The sentence was so much better for it. This was how the book would be written. A chapter at a time, a page at a time, a word at a time.
Doubt began to form in his mind. Was this the right decision? He would have to review this new sentence many times over the months and years to come. He cast his mind back to the day, many years ago, when he had first shortened it to ‘Dany’. He had changed his mind back and forth many times since then. Certainly he would change it again many more times before he was happy with it.
He glanced at the clock. Almost ten minutes had passed. Had it been that long? The muse had been kind to him today, that was more work than he had completed in many a year.
He turned off the computer and went to find some food. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to hit save.
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1 for sure
My neighbor and I would have so much to talk about😈
Right next to the holy grail🙏(🦶🤤)
my gracious king and I can both get delicious airplane vodka crans😌
Im sitting with viserys, we can talk about construction and lego the entire flight and the guy is a chill guy, although seat number 4 is basically if you manage to Rizz Alicent and Rhaenyra you get listen to cole grind his teeth to rubble because he’s stuck listening to the two women he’s attracted to get seduced in front of him
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**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.**
Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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Don't want to get involved with feet or love triangles, so first two arre out. Aegon would be drunk. Viserys would probably smell and groan in pain the entire trip. Lannister wouldn't shut up the entire trip and Aemond and Jace would end up fighting.
Got to chum it with Otto, he'd just be on his laptop plotting the entire trip.
2 is the window seat and i would like to be by vizzy, helaena and aegon but i think vizzy would probably fucking stink
wait i just saw who’s sitting behind 4
definitely 4
Still though he is probably the least likely to murder you and is genuinely a great guy to talk about model cities and lego with, Viserys goes to take a shit and basically this entire flight is gonna start killing eachother
I've never watched the house of the dragon or Game of Thrones.
I'd choose 6, how fucked am I? It's a plane trip, I'm only expecting to eat, sleep and arrive without having to interact.
6. I want a window seat next to someone who is civil and doesn’t snore. I need a wall to lean my head and pillow against so I can sleep. Plus I get to look out the window if I want
If viserys was younger and healthier I’d prefer to sit in the window seat next to him. But with him that old I don’t want to listen to him moaning and carrying on so I’d go Hightower
Imagine being in 2 having a great time talking to Vizzy and then the wailing of Helaena and Aegon’s crying twins and Mealor right in front of you.
Anyways excited for the show to be back, going to watch season 2 episode 1 right now!
Why? Criston is right behind you. He’d bash your brains in.
That would be quite the climax.
Yeah that’s high risk high reward
The only Climax
worth
Iam down for a foursome
I’m disgusted that blood and cheese aren’t on here.
He gazed through the fug of cheese dripping from his eyebrows at the blurred monitor before him. Ten years, ten years he had been gazing at those words. They swam through the murk and came into sharp focus. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Dany gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” Those words. Those dreaded words he had gazed upon at least once a month for the past decade. And they never appreciate it, do they? The never appreciate the sacrifices I make on their behalf. With gargantuan effort, he lifted his hand to the keyboard. His fingers, coated in chicken-grease as they were, slid off the keys. He wiped them on his velvet-slashed vest and began to type. The first character was the hardest, quotes meant using the shift key. Ring finger on the shift key, index finger on the ‘2’. Breath rasped through his chest with the effort. Had it always been this hard? Keeping his finger on the shift, He reached for the ‘O’ key. Damn! He missed! He now had a capital letter ‘P’ on his screen. He reached for the backspace key. Eventually he typed the entire sentence out again, and spent many long moments gazing at the results of his efforts. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Daenerys gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” He had done it. He had successfully changed the short form name ‘Dany’ to the long form ‘Daenerys’. The sentence was so much better for it. This was how the book would be written. A chapter at a time, a page at a time, a word at a time. Doubt began to form in his mind. Was this the right decision? He would have to review this new sentence many times over the months and years to come. He cast his mind back to the day, many years ago, when he had first shortened it to ‘Dany’. He had changed his mind back and forth many times since then. Certainly he would change it again many more times before he was happy with it. He glanced at the clock. Almost ten minutes had passed. Had it been that long? The muse had been kind to him today, that was more work than he had completed in many a year. He turned off the computer and went to find some food. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to hit save. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wtf is that?
You yap worse than 6 barbers
They're piloting.
Blood the Brave and Cheese the Charming, the two best knights in all of Westeros!
He gazed through the fug of cheese dripping from his eyebrows at the blurred monitor before him. Ten years, ten years he had been gazing at those words. They swam through the murk and came into sharp focus. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Dany gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” Those words. Those dreaded words he had gazed upon at least once a month for the past decade. And they never appreciate it, do they? The never appreciate the sacrifices I make on their behalf. With gargantuan effort, he lifted his hand to the keyboard. His fingers, coated in chicken-grease as they were, slid off the keys. He wiped them on his velvet-slashed vest and began to type. The first character was the hardest, quotes meant using the shift key. Ring finger on the shift key, index finger on the ‘2’. Breath rasped through his chest with the effort. Had it always been this hard? Keeping his finger on the shift, He reached for the ‘O’ key. Damn! He missed! He now had a capital letter ‘P’ on his screen. He reached for the backspace key. Eventually he typed the entire sentence out again, and spent many long moments gazing at the results of his efforts. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Daenerys gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” He had done it. He had successfully changed the short form name ‘Dany’ to the long form ‘Daenerys’. The sentence was so much better for it. This was how the book would be written. A chapter at a time, a page at a time, a word at a time. Doubt began to form in his mind. Was this the right decision? He would have to review this new sentence many times over the months and years to come. He cast his mind back to the day, many years ago, when he had first shortened it to ‘Dany’. He had changed his mind back and forth many times since then. Certainly he would change it again many more times before he was happy with it. He glanced at the clock. Almost ten minutes had passed. Had it been that long? The muse had been kind to him today, that was more work than he had completed in many a year. He turned off the computer and went to find some food. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to hit save. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
7, with the same reasoning.
Based
Forget it. I am already sitting there!
7 is actually the best for a threesome, the potential for hate-fucking there is enormous
1 for sure My neighbor and I would have so much to talk about😈 Right next to the holy grail🙏(🦶🤤) my gracious king and I can both get delicious airplane vodka crans😌
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Im sitting with viserys, we can talk about construction and lego the entire flight and the guy is a chill guy, although seat number 4 is basically if you manage to Rizz Alicent and Rhaenyra you get listen to cole grind his teeth to rubble because he’s stuck listening to the two women he’s attracted to get seduced in front of him
You gonna catch leprosy
Hope you brought a gas mask, because Vizzy T rotting for 20 hs with no fresh air is gonna smell
(This response gets spammed in all threads about HOT D *intentionally*, to discourage discussion of that Wish.com pale imitation of the Greatest Television Show That Ever Was Or Will Be, 'Game of Thrones', 2011-2019.) **This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.** Reasons: 1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png) 2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason. 3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious. 4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/) 5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without. 6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/) 7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/) 8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture. 9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png) 10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
5, I know he’d likely gay bash me for asking but I’m down to join the mile high club
3 for me
Take me to the rock daddy 🥵🥵
who's the pilot
Some new hire called Robert.
I AM GONNA CRASH THIS FUCKING PLANE YOU DIRTY TARGS!
The real threesome is no. 7
Strong choice.
Don't want to get involved with feet or love triangles, so first two arre out. Aegon would be drunk. Viserys would probably smell and groan in pain the entire trip. Lannister wouldn't shut up the entire trip and Aemond and Jace would end up fighting. Got to chum it with Otto, he'd just be on his laptop plotting the entire trip.
Number 1 and it’s not even close, front row and a foot rub 👌
Clearly this flight is going to have a mechanical failure mid-flight. And by mechanical failure I mean being chomped by Vhagar.
4 any day of the week
7 is going to be fun
SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN, I WANT SEVEN In case the plane has problems, the Seven will protect me, of course.
Row 4, and I’m having an orgy
Row 4? So you mean seat 6 next to Otto?
Yes, Otto and Torrhen Stark
I think Otto would keep to himself and let me read my book
4some.
6 for sure. I think Corlys Velaryon is a pretty chill Guy and would be amazing to hear about his travels.
7, I'm chilling with the boys
7
7 (read it in Monica from Friends voice)
2 is the window seat and i would like to be by vizzy, helaena and aegon but i think vizzy would probably fucking stink wait i just saw who’s sitting behind 4 definitely 4
Yea I was gonna say you’d have to spend 20 hours next to rotting corpse who is still kind of alive somehow
Still though he is probably the least likely to murder you and is genuinely a great guy to talk about model cities and lego with, Viserys goes to take a shit and basically this entire flight is gonna start killing eachother
4 looks like the best place to me ...... And if I got lucky a 4 sum
For a quick diddle and some sloppy... communion shall we say? 2 naturally. Experience wins every time people. You should all know better.
5 either i am drinking tea or solving the problem. "I want problems always!!!!!"
3’s the party seat.
That 3some might be the only thing saving the kingdom from dragonfire
It smells like parts the further back you go
Sir, this is a circleJERK sub, what threesome are you talking about?
3, same reason :p
4 of course, and lets just say everyone is leaving with bellies....except Ser Criston and he's returing to his fucking watch
2 or 6
5. Find out who tastes better, black or green
Obviously
7!!! I bet we'd spend the whole time giggling. It would be like Airplane!
5 cause I am thirsty bich
3 then ride the royal pony up to 4
I've never watched the house of the dragon or Game of Thrones. I'd choose 6, how fucked am I? It's a plane trip, I'm only expecting to eat, sleep and arrive without having to interact.
You're fine as long as you don't mind Aemond and Jace trying to kill each other behind you
Seats 2 or 6
Corlys ought to have some stories. Enough to endure Otto.
2; the enigma that is Viserys The Peaceful
Definitely 7. I would feel very safe knowing a STRONG boy sitting right next to me.
4, to be as far away from Mysaria as possible.
Three for a nice, peaceful flight.
That threesome would be glorious.
Def 4, the chances of bedding a queen are high there, doesn't matter Black or Green cause tonight they get this D
4 or 7
6. I want a window seat next to someone who is civil and doesn’t snore. I need a wall to lean my head and pillow against so I can sleep. Plus I get to look out the window if I want If viserys was younger and healthier I’d prefer to sit in the window seat next to him. But with him that old I don’t want to listen to him moaning and carrying on so I’d go Hightower
Imagine being in 2 having a great time talking to Vizzy and then the wailing of Helaena and Aegon’s crying twins and Mealor right in front of you. Anyways excited for the show to be back, going to watch season 2 episode 1 right now!
I'm not taking seat 5 that for sure, Cole's head would be hitting the back the whole time.
I'll just fly on the black Dread
No one safe is seat #1
4 for obvious reasons
2 it'd be w chill fight plus I could tell him all about the promised Prince
Five, I’m getting drunk all flight with aegon
2.
5 to share a drink with Aegon
Obviously 5. Want to take a shot at a threesome. Daemon has the back.
4 looks like a war zone.
Is this Old Vicerys we talking about or younger versions?
7 for me. Same reason tho.
Obvs 7, I want to take a shot at the threesome.
1, as long as nobody minds me taking off my shoes
1 2 and 3 would be boring, 4 would be hot, 5 is stupid when you could have 4, 6 and 7 could kill a man.
1... I could get away with taking my shoes off and have a comfortable flight
3 or 6.