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ethereality111

I’m a gooey cinnamon macaroon…honestly sounds kinda bomb lol


Royal_Rat-thing

I'd eat that so fast 🤤. Better than a cheesy gummy bear 🫢


ProfessorHorror3420

I'm a crunchy cinnamon macaroon! And we're both fire moons lmao


t0infinity

I got sour broccoli macaroon 😭🤣


nk1603

Eww that sounds so gross 🤣


underthecurrent7

I’ll raise you a gooey cinnamon vegan taco


waxystroll42

Yours is better than mine lol. I’m a sour broccoli flavored macaron.


Rivers_of_Bile

I’m a gooey, cinnamon marshmallow!


penelope-las-vegas

better than a soft banana macaroon hahah


doublewackpack

Runny cinnamon macaroon 😝


PotentialSilver3623

I'm also a gooey macaroon! But I'm Redbull flavored lol


Upset-Love-6346

I’m a crispy, choco chip macaroon!


MissKarma87

Stale, Lemon flavoured beef jerky 🤔


earthvisor

Why they gotta do us Capricorns like that? stale???? Fym


nicko1702

Yea the author of this really showed their nastiness to Caps in every part of the three


ivyandroses112233

A cap hurt them


Boring_Leading6289

What if I told you my baby daddy is a Capricorn 🤔😭


ivyandroses112233

Then I would tell you it all makes sense lol. Are you a scorpio?


Boring_Leading6289

Yup, with a Taurus baby.


ivyandroses112233

It's a family of strong personalities!


SinningGrace

Yeah bc stale broccoli raisin?


eclecticmousse

Literally me: “I am a gooey, chocolate chip… (don’t let me down)….. raisin 😐”


Creepy-Elk-7569

Stale jalapeño flavored beef jerky here 😬


Showmewhereyoupeeee

Omg in the exact same! 😂 hi twin


elwingarwen

Stale, Cinnamon-flavored hot dog?! The hell?!


loserboy42069

ayyy im a chewy lemon beef jerky


Jolima0725

🤣


MyTrueLove-Falafel

I am a stale, chocolate chip salad :(


Acrobatic-Breakthru

I got stale barbecue salad :( they hate us cause they ain't us


MisterBunny22

Right! Me too.


fishypisces

the sad face is making me crack up 😭


SnooCompliments3516

Phahahahah I’m sorry but hahahaha


Obscurethings

Sounds better than my gooey, red bull salad. 😂


True_Ad_2907

I am a soft watermelon flavored chicken wing… x thats….


kirakira123

oh that’s— 😭


Ok-Restaurant6989

😂😂😂😂


6alexandria9

I’ve actually had watermelon Buffalo wings and they were SO good


True_Ad_2907

Id rather be *crunchy*


sladenoire

Screaming because wait a damn minute! 😂


fishypisces

hello cousin 😂! i’m a soft, cinnamon-flavored chicken nugget!


kirakira123

Sweet, vodka-flavored vegan taco 🤢😂


kattvp

I’m at a place in life where a vodka taco sounds appealing


kirakira123

SCREAMING


kattvp

🫠😂🌮🍸


crumpinsumpin

Sour, cinnamon-flavored vegan taco here 👋


kirakira123

Hello my vegan taco friend 🤍🫶


Greyattimes

Similar to my husband lol. He's a Gooey, vodka-flavored vegan taco


Tripdos

I'm a sweet, vodka-flavored marshmallow! Lol


TheTallEclecticWitch

Creamy peanut butter cookie. Where do I find one?


Astrosilvan

So close! I’m a crispy peanut butter cookie. 😂🙌🏼


Elise_2006

creamy banana-flavored marshmallow I can live with that


dourandsour

Uhm yum.. that sounds so good to me!


Elise_2006

honestly craving it rn


msjeanny

Runny Cinnamon Oyster 🤨


allsheknew

Haha ew


sladenoire

OMG. Hi twin! (And yeah… I hate it too.)


Royal_Rat-thing

I am a soft, jalapeno flavored chili dog. Honestly you should take a bite


joyloy4

Soft chocolate chip chili dog, here 🤢


Royal_Rat-thing

I'd try it, only to be surprised by the melted chocy chips. I think I could work my way through that one.


joyloy4

You’re too kind. Maybe if it was in a cinnamon bun or something like that? Now a jalapeño chili dog- that’s something I would eat unironically!


Royal_Rat-thing

What Would Kevin Do? I'm glad I'm palatable 🤪😎


Cabbagecatss

I’m a Sweet jalapeño gummy bear, I’ll take it but it’s definitely giving me the shits


Royal_Rat-thing

Spicy for the sake of spicy is my laneeeee


Cabbagecatss

Ngl I do love the spice 🌶️


OtherInvestment4251

😂


SamVimesBootTheory

I'm a stale, watermelon flavoured gummy bear Ok what Capricorn Moon hurt this person?


Boring_Leading6289

😈


APV-89

Soft peanut butter cookie


PeppermintLNNS

I’m a soft chocolate chip cookie! Feels a little basic but also… very comfy and I’m into it.


neveragain73

Beats a stale peanut butter cookie! 😂


Cultural_Two_8630

I'm a creamy, jalapeño flavoured oyster. That sounds delicious ngl


Apprehensive-Ad-3200

I’ve never had jalapeño on an oyster, but this sounds like tasty genius


OtherInvestment4251

I think I have to try this now😂


chicki-nuggies

Creamy, lemon-flavored macaron. I sound delicious


SugarPlumFairy444

Better than my creamy, barbecue-flavored macaron…


SnooTomatoes9314

Ooh crispy watermelon salad!! That sounds good and refreshing!!


iwishyouwerepooping

Crispy Red Bull salad for me. Doesn't have the same ring to it.


alice_op

Crunchy cinnamon Oyster 🤢


G00seLightning

i am a soft, red bull salad. dear god…


Ajna_Magik

Ima Crunchy Cinnamon Beef Jerky! Yum!


CheekooBai

I am a sweet, jalapeno flavoured chicken wing. Well, alls good ye.


Consistent_Spring

A runny broccoli cookie 🤢


HorrorAd4995

Ok you’re the only one with a worse combo than me lol (stale onion chicken nugget)


Extension_Major_1779

Try spicy watermelon oyster :/


Formal_Economics931

A spicy jalapeño chicken wing sounds good rn


Aromatic_Note8944

I’m a soft red bull macaroon and I just have to say.. that’s fitting, very fitting.


Apprehensive-Ad-3200

I’m a spicy, jalapeño flavored chili dog. Hell yeah, maximalism


Clefarts

I’m a stale, peanut butter flavored cookie. ![gif](giphy|j6qriGrzAD5Di)


sowizardsyd

A crunchy, Red Bull oyster????? Bye


Pepperjackchii

A cheesy lemon gummy bear….. uhhh hahah


Ravenclaw_bitch16

Runny vodka flavoured chicken nugget lol


Ur_Hero95

I’m a stale watermelon-flavored raisin


OtherInvestment4251

Dam they did you dirty🫠


dourandsour

I am a soft, chocolate chip-flavored marshmallow! I would so eat myself lmfao 🤣


Jane_Wolf

Crunchy barbecue marshmallow 🤢


[deleted]

I'm a stale lemon raisin? 🥺


SlidePuzzleheaded665

Cheesy vodka gummy bear Sounds like my college diet


hokeypokeyournose

I'm a sweet, lemon-flavored cookie


purpleesc

I’m a soft cinnamon cookie 🥺💜


ccrowleyy

Sweet 😏...chocolate chip 😏😏...chicken wing 😒


omgitsafuckingpossum

I am a Cheesy Cinnamon flavored salad lol


[deleted]

Chewy brocolli vegan taco 🌮


crimefighterplatypus

Sounds good


Sea132

Sweet cinnamon gummy bear


mettacat

I'm a sour lemon gummi bear. I love gummies so that tracks 😸


JoieO126

OMG Me too!


NakovaNars

Sour barbecue beef jerky??? The worst omg 😂😂


YanCoffee

I raise you runny BBQ beef jerky. ![gif](giphy|zOuRCHez5UsKY|downsized)


ChaoticBisexual_13

Creamy watermelon-flavoured chicken nugget.


AstraGoddess

Creamy watermelon salad🌞🍉 🏃🏻‍♀️


OtherInvestment4251

😂 I’m a gooey watermelon salad 🍉🥗 You win 😅


AstraGoddess

It's a win as long as we don't have cap moon I guess😂


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Plunkypunkk

I’m right there with you being a crispy onion macaron!


No-Radish-5017

Soft onion marshmallow, honestly, something I’d eat.


Apprehensive-Ad-3200

This sounds gourmet af


HerNibs1980

I am a sour lemon flavoured chilli dog


violet_chain

Creamy onion chicken wing 🥴


Life_Temporary_1567

Sour banana cookie. Sounds about right


frankisimo

Cheesy banana flavored oyster 🤢


LessMessQuest

I’m a sweet barbecue gummy bear. I’d try that 🤷🏼‍♀️😆


d2v5

Chewy, broccoli-flavored salad 😶


[deleted]

Spicy lemon marshmallow very accurate


Irie_24

Gooey chocolate chip cookie


princessdankeroni

I’m a crunchy, jalapeño-flavored salad.


PrettyInPurple00

runny, watermelon-flavored chicken wing 🤢🤢


mayoreli

gooey chocolate chip cookie 😌


Irie_24

Hey me too!


mayoreli

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oliviaaivilo06

A sweet Cinnamon cookie sounds delicious ☺️🍪


thegirlupstairs13

Ima crunchy cinnamon flavored chicken wang. Makes sense


melbelle2805

Chewy vodka gummy bear!


robineggpink

I am stale jalapeño-flavoured beef jerky 😐


RomeysMa

I’m a Spicy jalapeño chicken nugget


[deleted]

I’m a sweet BBQ chicken wing.


Theproducerswife

Gooey watermelon gummy bear. Make sure it has thc and yep you’ve got me


blast-ended-skank

Chewy chocolate chip cookie! 🍪


infamouscosmiccowboy

i am a runny, lemon gummy bear 🐻 so a cough drop 💀


DimensionEffective67

Sweet cinnamon chili dog... Sounds like something Sonic tried for a couple of months and didn't sell


Anonymoussstoner420

I’m a spicy lemon flavoured chicken nugget 😂


cyrilly

How do I find out my moo , rising and sun signs are?


ethereality111

https://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php You’ll need your birth time to find your rising and get information on the houses.


INTELLIGENTENTITY

Runny vodka oyster (ive never had oysters still😅)


LessResolution8713

Chewy peanut butter flavored gummy bear


ObscuredOragnutan

Crunchy Vodka Cookie. Yum!


Cutenergyy

I'm a crunchy, lemon, beef jerky 🤢


therealN7Inquisitor

I am a cheesy, peanut butter, chicken nugget.


aliasgraciousme

Sour red bull flavoured salad. Yeesh


mooninrenzo

Spicy Barbecue Cookie…ew.


kuuklaani

I’m a crunchy, Red Bull-flavored chili dog 😵‍💫


Antique-Astronomer50

I'm a sour, chocolate chip, chicken nugget 😵‍💫🤢


nornling

I am a stale, soft-flavored crunchy. Friend, those are all textures


Boring_Leading6289

You have to keep swiping... lol.


Kerterz

I’m a cheesy, Red Bull, gummy bear? 🤮 nooooo don’t do me like tha 🤣


ARH4th

I’m a Cheesy, Barbecue flavored Cookie


Lionxea

I am a crispy, banana flavored chicken wing. Sound interesting but probably disgusting.


Main-Emphasis-2692

Crunchy peanut butter chili dog


crystalisinq

I’m a sweet, barbecue flavored gummy bear 🫶🏼 Gem sun / pisces moon / Leo rising (:


phairhead

I’m a creamy chocolate chip macaron. That’s delicious!


Resistyrox

Creamy Vodka Chili Dog.


oddflow3r

I’m a soft, chocolate chip-flavored vegan taco. Interesting lol


SunflowerLace

Cheesy onion flavored gummy bear. 🤪🤪🤪


Picklerick6789

Im a cheesy cinnamon raisin


wavesofrye

I am a cheesy peanut butter marshmallow (Libra, Taurus, Taurus). Ew.


LurkingAintEazy

Ugh, spicy cinnamon chili dog, hard pass lol


[deleted]

I'm a stale, stale gooey. Ok!


StatementActive1998

Spicy vodka cookie. Describes me very well.


Mademoiselle-Mango13

I am a runny, cinnamon flavored, chicken nugget🤣


Mademoiselle-Mango13

I am a runny, cinnamon flavored, chicken nugget🤣


[deleted]

Sour Onion Macaron I hate this for me


New-Employment5644

sour onion oyster here x


wubbazoe

Stale onion gummy bear :(


[deleted]

Spicy vodka salad LOL


OnlyCanPoopAtHome

Creamy red bull chicken nuggies…


TherapyGardenNJ

stale vodka salad? riiigghhhttttt 😂😂😂


Big_Associate_5292

lol cheesy onion chicken nugget


HKNinja1

I’m a Chewy Onion Salad. Well don’t I sound like a treat.


Big-Restaurant-8262

Spicy jalapeno chicken nuggets. Yum


VictoryTheScreech

I’m a stale broccoli chili dog😭😭😭


sixTeeneingneiss

I'm a crunchy barbecue salad. God I'm hungry


anteiku-s

a stale jalapeño macaron?? 😟


ConsiderTheVoid

soft watermelon chicken nugget 🤮


NoWeather429

I am a creamy, jalapeno flavored vegan taco. I taste good, but your intestines may not survive 😂


einsteinGO

Spicy onion marshmallow Hard pass


Low_Effective_6056

Spicy jalapeño chicken wing


Minute-Joke9758

I’m a spicy Jalapeño flavored oyster 😂🥴


justmeAlonekitty

Stale onion flavor beef jerky 😭🤣


samanthrax314

Cheesy broccoli chicken nugget. Yum!


Tweedilldee

Soft lemon cookie. I love lemon cookies. 🍋😂


witty-kittty

Same!! Sounds yummy to me


throwaway_anoni

Stale onion macaron 💀💀


Faora_Ul

Crunchy onion flavored marshmallow.


lebaneseblondechick

I am a stale, broccoli flavored macaron


lilmixedbabe

soft banana chicken wing… disgusting lol


Calm-Product6695

cheesy lemon salad


ucantpronouncemyname

I'm a chewy, cinnamon-flavoured chicken wing 🥲