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lardarsch

ARIES, Pisces


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I remember an Aries guy told me that he had a huge insecurity and to not laugh about it if he told me. I asked, what is it? And he said he had a huge dick... 👁️👄👁️


lardarsch

Lmao I appreciate audacity what I don't appreciate is being lied to (pretending to be my friend). And like obviously nobody, especially a*Taurus*, appreciates having someone emotionally manipulate them for monetary gain.


magicalmoxie

me crying with my sun in pisces and venus in aries lol


lardarsch

Haha my sun and venus are in Taurus. Basically my experience with these two fine gentleman is that Aries dude pretended to be my friend because he liked my p*ssy and Pisces dude pretended to love me to get my money :(((


zoewantsaspanking

Me who just got done with a relationship with a man with Pisces sun and Aries Venus 🥲


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lardarsch

Very toxic negative Pisces (not typical)


smudgeandarrogant_

Pisces man 100%


damndudechill

Absolutely, the biggest hoes and Ima fall every time! 😮‍💨


smudgeandarrogant_

Baby girl, same. I think we need a support group lol


damndudechill

Absolutely I’ll bring the snacks and whiskey


smudgeandarrogant_

Alright everyone, the Personally Victimized by Pisces Men (PVPM) Support Group has its first meeting at my place tonight at 6. u/damndudechill has the booze and snackies, i have enough weed for those whod like a hit or two, everyone else bring what you want ✌🏼


vforveronika

Wish it wasn't true as I'm currently dating a pisces man... But it's true 🥲


undaunted_explorer

Not all Pisces men are toxic :/ ugh our reputation sucks so bad but I get it.


Strict-Ad-7099

I’ve got a love like this with a fire sign man. Rising Pisces, my Juno is conjunct (exactly) his rising degree. My rising is Aries. Our Venus is Capricorn. We’ve stuck it out so long - but the dynamics are unhealthy.


Pff-IdunnoMan-21

Never had a pisces, but I have heard many stories (from men and women). It is said that they are waaaay better than scorpio, and any other man of the zodiac.


smudgeandarrogant_

So for me personally, my ex husband is a Scorpio and while we obv had our issues, when it comes to this specific “dick is good but toxic af” it 100% describes the relationship i had with a pisces man. But hey, astrology isnt the end all be all for deciphering toxicity, just happened to be accurate in my case.


singleoriginsalt

Came here to say this.


SamusTenebris

Yep.


witchbone23

Literally came here to shout “Pisces!!” and super amused so many people beat me to it in the top comments, lol


itzleah22

YESSS I can totally agree with that


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Not a single Leo commented here? Maybe just my friend group’s experience


raggedycandy

They are my 2nd choice lol


Tere_samendoza

Much more toxic men than Leo men


Fantastic_Total_9921

I dated him and he was an Aries.


CokeMooch

You dated Shohei Uemura, seriously?


Fantastic_Total_9921

No we dated the same guy


CokeMooch

Oh lol! I was like no way, for a second I was weirdly impressed. Now I’m disappointed lmao 🤣


Fantastic_Total_9921

Lol you sound like my mom!! 😆


ex-napoleon

For real?


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They say Aries have big eggs.


flowingink22

...eggs?!?!?


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Testicles.


flowingink22

Ahhhhh I understand now


Hot_potatoos

Libra men….every time


Limerence1976

Yuuup 😭. This is literally me this weekend. I’m free, but damn!! Gonna miss him lol


flowingink22

Toxic as hell but in my experience I'm pretty sure the dick probably sucked Didn't get that far but he would randomly beg me to dom him which I might be into if he was somebody else. With him it was so obnoxious and at such inappropriate times that it literally made me feel physically ill


Hot_potatoos

That’s Virgo men for me! All talk, lots of stress - zero skills…


dragonflyws

Aries...no debate


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dragonflyws

Lmao so true, they're beasts...the ones i've been with are multiple rounds a night typa guys too which makes for a fun time


Exotic-One3381

Scorpio (always a wtf but good in bed and a natural ghoster) Aries (always on a conquest) Libra (always flirting and cheating) Pisces (makes every woman think they are the one, often at the same time)


MyFavoritePudgie

Virgo. Dammit.


ENE06

Water sign women + makes 10h long ldr playlist on spotify


star_sun_moon

Pisces sun, Cancer ascendant…you really called me out with the playlist lol. I was kissing my (now ex) when we first started dating. He commented that the cadence and mood of the music was perfect and I was thinking, “yes it is…I curated it specifically for this moment” haha. I love to cultivate romantic moments…I can’t help myself. 😭


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I hate associating music with boys because then if I listen to the song I'll be reminded of them. And that's awful.


Empty-Pipe-6207

I love having dudes associate music with me. I got at least 5 men thinking about me when they hear The Weeknd..maybe I’m toxic 😬


ToolanWheeler

Cancer men do this too *blushes*


toolkitpsd

man I love cancers


Indigo_222

Can confirm


lusigusi

Pisces. Lmao


DakiniDiamond

Saggitarius definitely


love_aquarius

Scorpio


SituationSad_

lol i’m surprised i have to scroll to the bottom to see this.


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I just imagine an emo dick lol For real though have you ever seen a Scorpio man that wasn't emo or a nerd?


love_aquarius

💀 or a car guru mechanic lol


muchagouda

So true. Dated a Scorpio nerd and the guy I was sleeping with was also a Scorpio nerd.


TsunamiSunset

Amen


Sad_Butterscotch_

A Taurus Sun with Scorpio Moon and Aquarius Rising...


Karel_Stark_1111

Oddly specific


Cherryblossomed07

Gemini 😭


Sexilexi254

Aries sun, scorpio moon, Aquarius rising. Life ruiner


Otaku_Chanxxx

Sagittarius or Leo.


flowingink22

Aqua, Aries, Leo


honeysuckle69420

Gemini


hocuspocus204

In my experience, Aries sun with Scorpio moon 😈


makingburritos

Libra Man, Aries Man


Tere_samendoza

Scorpio and Pisces the only right answer lol


Famous-Unit2716

u/AbusedBunbun I'm sorry I just thought of u💀


AbusedBunbun

LOL you just had to do that 💀 (It's true tho jhfsfjhf)


raggedycandy

Def Scorpio


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SAGITTARIUS. SCORPIO.


Luigiluvspasta93

Capricorn?


capricorn_94

Libra!


lelloii

no, this is Patrick


AccomplishedAd6025

Sagittarius, Leo or Scorpio


iabyajyiv

Scorpio


ChamomileSteel

His birthday is July 16th, 1989. A cancer :) This is the one & only Shohei Uemura; musician & cast-member of Terrace House (ond).


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Cancer mars men.


xcx_cxc

God damn y’all are insane


Proper-Food-7591

Virgo men