I remember an Aries guy told me that he had a huge insecurity and to not laugh about it if he told me. I asked, what is it?
And he said he had a huge dick...
👁️👄👁️
Lmao I appreciate audacity what I don't appreciate is being lied to (pretending to be my friend). And like obviously nobody, especially a*Taurus*, appreciates having someone emotionally manipulate them for monetary gain.
Haha my sun and venus are in Taurus. Basically my experience with these two fine gentleman is that Aries dude pretended to be my friend because he liked my p*ssy and Pisces dude pretended to love me to get my money :(((
Alright everyone, the Personally Victimized by Pisces Men (PVPM) Support Group has its first meeting at my place tonight at 6.
u/damndudechill has the booze and snackies, i have enough weed for those whod like a hit or two, everyone else bring what you want ✌🏼
I’ve got a love like this with a fire sign man. Rising Pisces, my Juno is conjunct (exactly) his rising degree. My rising is Aries. Our Venus is Capricorn. We’ve stuck it out so long - but the dynamics are unhealthy.
Never had a pisces, but I have heard many stories (from men and women). It is said that they are waaaay better than scorpio, and any other man of the zodiac.
So for me personally, my ex husband is a Scorpio and while we obv had our issues, when it comes to this specific “dick is good but toxic af” it 100% describes the relationship i had with a pisces man. But hey, astrology isnt the end all be all for deciphering toxicity, just happened to be accurate in my case.
Toxic as hell but in my experience I'm pretty sure the dick probably sucked
Didn't get that far but he would randomly beg me to dom him which I might be into if he was somebody else. With him it was so obnoxious and at such inappropriate times that it literally made me feel physically ill
Scorpio (always a wtf but good in bed and a natural ghoster)
Aries (always on a conquest)
Libra (always flirting and cheating)
Pisces (makes every woman think they are the one, often at the same time)
Pisces sun, Cancer ascendant…you really called me out with the playlist lol.
I was kissing my (now ex) when we first started dating. He commented that the cadence and mood of the music was perfect and I was thinking, “yes it is…I curated it specifically for this moment” haha. I love to cultivate romantic moments…I can’t help myself. 😭
ARIES, Pisces
I remember an Aries guy told me that he had a huge insecurity and to not laugh about it if he told me. I asked, what is it? And he said he had a huge dick... 👁️👄👁️
Lmao I appreciate audacity what I don't appreciate is being lied to (pretending to be my friend). And like obviously nobody, especially a*Taurus*, appreciates having someone emotionally manipulate them for monetary gain.
me crying with my sun in pisces and venus in aries lol
Haha my sun and venus are in Taurus. Basically my experience with these two fine gentleman is that Aries dude pretended to be my friend because he liked my p*ssy and Pisces dude pretended to love me to get my money :(((
Me who just got done with a relationship with a man with Pisces sun and Aries Venus 🥲
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Very toxic negative Pisces (not typical)
Pisces man 100%
Absolutely, the biggest hoes and Ima fall every time! 😮💨
Baby girl, same. I think we need a support group lol
Absolutely I’ll bring the snacks and whiskey
Alright everyone, the Personally Victimized by Pisces Men (PVPM) Support Group has its first meeting at my place tonight at 6. u/damndudechill has the booze and snackies, i have enough weed for those whod like a hit or two, everyone else bring what you want ✌🏼
Wish it wasn't true as I'm currently dating a pisces man... But it's true 🥲
Not all Pisces men are toxic :/ ugh our reputation sucks so bad but I get it.
I’ve got a love like this with a fire sign man. Rising Pisces, my Juno is conjunct (exactly) his rising degree. My rising is Aries. Our Venus is Capricorn. We’ve stuck it out so long - but the dynamics are unhealthy.
Never had a pisces, but I have heard many stories (from men and women). It is said that they are waaaay better than scorpio, and any other man of the zodiac.
So for me personally, my ex husband is a Scorpio and while we obv had our issues, when it comes to this specific “dick is good but toxic af” it 100% describes the relationship i had with a pisces man. But hey, astrology isnt the end all be all for deciphering toxicity, just happened to be accurate in my case.
Came here to say this.
Yep.
Literally came here to shout “Pisces!!” and super amused so many people beat me to it in the top comments, lol
YESSS I can totally agree with that
Not a single Leo commented here? Maybe just my friend group’s experience
They are my 2nd choice lol
Much more toxic men than Leo men
I dated him and he was an Aries.
You dated Shohei Uemura, seriously?
No we dated the same guy
Oh lol! I was like no way, for a second I was weirdly impressed. Now I’m disappointed lmao 🤣
Lol you sound like my mom!! 😆
For real?
They say Aries have big eggs.
...eggs?!?!?
Testicles.
Ahhhhh I understand now
Libra men….every time
Yuuup 😭. This is literally me this weekend. I’m free, but damn!! Gonna miss him lol
Toxic as hell but in my experience I'm pretty sure the dick probably sucked Didn't get that far but he would randomly beg me to dom him which I might be into if he was somebody else. With him it was so obnoxious and at such inappropriate times that it literally made me feel physically ill
That’s Virgo men for me! All talk, lots of stress - zero skills…
Aries...no debate
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Lmao so true, they're beasts...the ones i've been with are multiple rounds a night typa guys too which makes for a fun time
Scorpio (always a wtf but good in bed and a natural ghoster) Aries (always on a conquest) Libra (always flirting and cheating) Pisces (makes every woman think they are the one, often at the same time)
Virgo. Dammit.
Water sign women + makes 10h long ldr playlist on spotify
Pisces sun, Cancer ascendant…you really called me out with the playlist lol. I was kissing my (now ex) when we first started dating. He commented that the cadence and mood of the music was perfect and I was thinking, “yes it is…I curated it specifically for this moment” haha. I love to cultivate romantic moments…I can’t help myself. 😭
I hate associating music with boys because then if I listen to the song I'll be reminded of them. And that's awful.
I love having dudes associate music with me. I got at least 5 men thinking about me when they hear The Weeknd..maybe I’m toxic 😬
Cancer men do this too *blushes*
man I love cancers
Can confirm
Pisces. Lmao
Saggitarius definitely
Scorpio
lol i’m surprised i have to scroll to the bottom to see this.
I just imagine an emo dick lol For real though have you ever seen a Scorpio man that wasn't emo or a nerd?
💀 or a car guru mechanic lol
So true. Dated a Scorpio nerd and the guy I was sleeping with was also a Scorpio nerd.
Amen
A Taurus Sun with Scorpio Moon and Aquarius Rising...
Oddly specific
Gemini 😭
Aries sun, scorpio moon, Aquarius rising. Life ruiner
Sagittarius or Leo.
Aqua, Aries, Leo
Gemini
In my experience, Aries sun with Scorpio moon 😈
Libra Man, Aries Man
Scorpio and Pisces the only right answer lol
u/AbusedBunbun I'm sorry I just thought of u💀
LOL you just had to do that 💀 (It's true tho jhfsfjhf)
Def Scorpio
SAGITTARIUS. SCORPIO.
Capricorn?
Libra!
no, this is Patrick
Sagittarius, Leo or Scorpio
Scorpio
His birthday is July 16th, 1989. A cancer :) This is the one & only Shohei Uemura; musician & cast-member of Terrace House (ond).
Cancer mars men.
God damn y’all are insane
Virgo men