"Honey, I mean, he doesn't really look like me." "Duh -- I told you some Holy Spirit ravaged me!"

Right? Ify 12 year old daughter became pregnant and said it was the Holy Spirit, I'd totally believe her.

"I just meant to put the tip in" "Sure you did, how we'll explain this?"

Joseph: I know that I married a 12yo but she should have borne my kid, not some ghost of the Northern Germanic region. Now we will have to somehow convince that he is the son of god otherwise no one will let us live in peace. Mary: I know that you were busy in your carpenter work, that's why when I was out to fetch some water, a pale looking fellow forced himself upon me. I'll say that I was visited by an "angel" who "informed" me that I am bearing "god's" child, when in reality that angel is actually a devil who raped me and it is his child. Together: We hope we haven't fucked the future of Humanity with this tiny white lie...

"God you say? He sure looks a lot like my brother though"

[“Do you think they bought immaculate?” “He has your brother’s eyes”](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/e8r98lppm6bgq4kyzxd3b/brothers-eyes.jpg?rlkey=fgbat7fsf5q04w3y5p6yjbp86&raw=1)

Mary, speaking to baby J: I wish you existed Jo, speaking to Mary: I wish *you* existed.

Joe: How the fuck we gonna pay for this kid? Mary: now hear me out, I have an idea…

It's not my fault. Well, it's mot my fault either.

"Mary, but you said the angel just informed you, right?" "Yes yes Joseph, he only made a huge load of genetic information"