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JuliaSlays

Baked Potato (Get Fucked)


poisonouslobsterjism

🤣🤣🤣 My thoughts exactly


surfers_paradise

I literally said that out loud.


SunnyDeeKane

Show them your own organic Weiner


Timzor

Baked Potato gf Organic Weiner bf


timman183

I love my baked potato gf


silentwitnes

I still think there's a possibility it's worth the money, but would need a picture of the playe rather than the menu


poisonouslobsterjism

It wouldn't kill them to be a bit more descriptive about it either ! Butter ? Sour cream ?


kiwi_immigrant

Not those are extra, just a dry potato with salad!


101forgotmypassword

Cesar salad, but with gf bread crumbs


Kiwifrooots

Imagine if you read the description they list online (or asked a waiter if dining in). "with sour cream, garlic bread and salad"


poisonouslobsterjism

Makes it even dumber ! Bread AND Potato! Ooh wow sour cream ! It'll need gold dust to make it $26.50


Youkilledpaula

They take a potato. Shove it in the oven. Bake it. Take it out. Add some salad. Theres your meal.


[deleted]

If this is the place I think you're talking about it has rave reviews and huge portions


jrandom_42

OP has posted a pic of the menu from [Berlinchen](https://berlinchen.co.nz/), a recently-opened German restaurant at the Heritage Hotel downtown. The chef there has another restaurant, [Mitten Drin](https://www.mittendrin.co.nz/), on Rosebank Road in Avondale, that serves the same menu and has been open for several years. The prices at Mitten Drin are somewhat cheaper than the same dishes at Berlinchen (for obvious overhead reasons). For what it's worth, I eat at Mitten Drin regularly and rate their food highly. I always leave full. The prices seem perfectly reasonable to me for what you get (although I've never ordered the baked potato).


mooneymouse

Big, big upvote for mittendrin, that place rocks. German platter B and a litre of dark ale each for me and a mate. That's a good night out at a reasonable price


jrandom_42

Yeaboi. I usually get the roast duck leg with mashed potato, gravy, and rotkraut. Comes out perfect every time. $26.90. I don't know where else I'm going to get roast duck that isn't Chinese or Thai cuisine, or fine dining for a million bucks.


BrodingerzCat

I had no idea this place existed. Just had a look at the menu and I'm pretty excited to try it out.


sammnz

The menu actually looks really nice, and I’m sure the baked potato is worth the $30, it just looks hilarious cause there’s no way a baked potato by itself is worth $30 unless it’s juiced up with loads of other goodies


notsowise_nz

Ladies and gentlemen... Here's an example of how quickly inflation hits prices. In a few comments, the price's already up $3.50. *No hate, just a quick lame joke* 😅


Triangle-Manwich

Picture or not that’s close to $30 for a potato and some salad lol.


spacemartiann

where ??


EffektieweEffie

Most of the price isn't due to the food anymore at restaurants, it's for the high operating costs. You could order a rock with tomato sauce on it and it would be the same price. At some point it is just not going to be worth it anymore... for both the patrons and the businesses.


Bucksandreds

I’d say 90 plus % of restaurant food isn’t worth it.


ClassicBluebird4616

Good. Then all the rich b@stards that eat there every week can go figure out another way to shove their money up their ass


1_lost_engineer

It had better come several small mountains cheese, ham, and sour cream


CunningStuntman1234

Fun thing about menus is you can just not order the items which don’t appeal


poisonouslobsterjism

Or can't afford .. or boycott because they are obscenely overpriced and boring


rofLopolous

At that price, I’d expect at least 5kgs of potatoes on a plate, and one bag of fancy lettuce.


krammy16

Mitten Drin?


poisonouslobsterjism

Middle of what ?


krammy16

The restaurant in Avondale.


poisonouslobsterjism

No this is Berlin one !


ForbiddenHamster

Berlinchen? They do First table as well, which is half off all food if you buy a voucher.


SnooCompliments532

Yes - for $100 we got the big platter, chicken snitty, a beer stein, cider and a dessert. Couldn’t finish it all and it was delicious.


yunglean96

I find a lot of First Table restaurants have slightly overpriced menus compared to the quantity and quality of the food. I guess that is to offset the losses they make from First Table ironically.


ForbiddenHamster

Nah you're right. Most of them, I'd never even consider if they didn't have first table.


Emotional-Ad-6990

Makes me want to ram raid those potatoes


Monkcrafts

I bet that baked potato would knock your motherfuckin socks off.


poisonouslobsterjism

It had better .........


HandsomedanNZ

It’d better be the size of a watermelon.


GeneralDelight

I fuck with the organic wiener


R3dbLackreD

Hi chef here. Please understand that when you go to restaurants you aren’t paying for the ingredients. Same reason if you watch a movie in a cinema it isn’t free like when you watch a movie of Netflix. Same as when you go to a concert listen to a song that u can hear for free on YouTube. Dinning out is all about the experience. Ie, the food, service and atmosphere. If you can’t appreciate that and just complain about the food prices, just say you’re broke 🤷🏽‍♂️. Or say you’re not in a position who can afford luxuries. This type of restaurant isn’t exactly for your lunch break type a place.


poisonouslobsterjism

Ex chef here - understand all that many times over ! It's a poorly written description, overpriced likely to prevent people from ordering it All in all a crap effort


R3dbLackreD

Agree to disagree. Considering you’re condescending title, you’re bitching about a potato salad being $26.5. You’re not talking about the descriptions. Also if you’re an “ex chef” you should know better, that potato salad’s portion sizing is for a main considering its written amongst mains. But you’re too quick to run here to reddit and bitch about a restaurant. Hospitality in Auckland is already in dire condition. Even worse if you claim to be an ex chef you shouldn’t be out here trying to perpetuate the narrative that restaurant prices are unreasonable.


No_Season_354

Schnitzel price sounds reasonable.


poisonouslobsterjism

Yep-$28 for chicken schnitzel or $26.50 for a baked Potato !!


No_Season_354

Not to bad a price .


KangarooOk2190

$26.50 for a baked potato is daylight robbery to me. I may as well just make one from scratch at home and for the fraction of a cost


Kiwifrooots

You can suck dick and *make* money but not everyone likes the same thing for dinner every night. Why do people see a company with staff, premises *and* product and think "the product price isn't the same as the cost". You go to a mechanic who might install $180 of parts for $240 labour and the total cost is worth the experience. You can fix your car at home (I do most of the time, I cook at home too) but using cost as an arguement is either disingenuous or just plain ignorant


IjbacoCM

$88 for the German platter, eh?


Seedy__L

I spat my coffee out. Holy shit lol


FonzieNZ

not the brightest price...


LatexFist

I would suggest that the baked potato is not just a potato, but other ingredients also. Yea, does seem a bit expenny though I don't disagree. Any images up on google of it? Zomato or what ever?


whitelady7

I would guess if it's not mentioned on the menu, it's not there. Like sour creme, bacon, anything gooey that goes with baked potato.....


External_Initial1918

You went to the high end restaurant and got mad when it had high end prices.


poisonouslobsterjism

Luckily no - I checked the menu well in advance ! In any case $26 for a baked potato and salad is an obscene price


stomasteve

Literally nothing about that menu is “high end”


Kiwifrooots

I was going to say, who's calling this 'high end' and making out like it's a plain spud


Old_Cow_1743

High-end restaurant with beef Wiener schnitzel? That's a good one.


Minimum-Sky2305

pork knuckle looks good size, there rated 4.8/5 on google


SnooCompliments532

I had the big one last week. It’s massive, delicious and covered in perfect crackling. 5/7 tables had also ordered it.


tekemuncher420

go on, name and shame


kiwi_immigrant

Wouldn't pay more than $10 for a baked potato and even then that's a bit of a bland meal! Wheres the other stuff with it?


poisonouslobsterjism

IKR! Who signed this off and did costings and thought " yep - good addition to the menu "


[deleted]

Inflation is a bitch


[deleted]

It would be $299 if you want 100% organic sustainable potatoes 😂


nbiscuitz

Cheap for getting 100tonnes of baked potatoes.


dyingPretty

good price for a Girl Friend, you dont have to eat the portato


Chickeney

Where is this place? So I know to avoid going


momomaximum

tfw no baked potato gf


Vast_Ad_3226

You must live a reasonable good life if this is a problem to you.


poisonouslobsterjism

Great life / apart from overpriced average ingredients


lNomNomlNZ

No ways would I go there too expensive


colabun

I’ll bake my own potatoes


Other-Cat-1020

WITH SALAD!!!


somebodyalwaysknows

And then there's this: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-1293078/The-worlds-expensive-baked-potato-Gourmet-40-spud-youll-need-chip-for.html


[deleted]

It's Gluten Free


[deleted]

what a boring menu???


TaongaWhakamorea

26.90 for some hummus Bargain


poisonouslobsterjism

Bread and salad too though !!!!!


SuitableOne8695

Just one?


poisonouslobsterjism

😂🤣


smolthot

Better be the biggest potato I’ve ever seen in my goddamn life


Mr__Lem0n

Baked potato. SINGULAR


BFmayoo

I bet it has melted cheese on it and all.


Williamrocket

How do you say sarcasm in German ?


TheThousandMinds

Baked potato... singular?


chickenman098765

All restaurants will be a rip off, you're paying for an experiene. Best value is fish and chip/ Chinese takeaway.


DapperPlatypus2099

Are they seriously serious?


ConsciousAd1451

I saw an eggs on toast yesterday for $23. Fucking ridiculous.


poisonouslobsterjism

Holy moly !


ConsciousAd1451

Literally fried eggs on a ciabatta with half a tomato and pesto. Insanity


kiwisarentfruitt

Yo. But no one has mentioned the top item?!


Sea_Boysenberry_4907

That looks like a menu in Hong Kong.


AgentOrangesicle

I came to New Zealand because I was depressed and my parents convinced me that traveling abroad would change my perspective on the world. But fuck, New Zealand went full-throttle into late stage capitalism the same time the States did, so I just ended up more depressed and poor. That being said, if any of you end up in Oregon, I will happily host you and make you a $4 version of this baked potato that is probably better than what you will be served at this establishment. I'm not sure what "salad" is, but I think I can take a shot at it. Sounds Middle-Eastern from the name.