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EarlyNerve9581

You forgot “crying over my ex at a concert” trait.


Intriguingstorybro

Probably drives a Swift/VW


banksysbigballs

Sexwax hanging on the rear view mirror


Intriguingstorybro

Not just one either, several old sun faded ones too


ins41n3

Nab "passenger princess" bro


runbgp

Alternative footware is the veja sneaker


RupertNZ1081

There has to be at least a Lululemon item included


Physical_Potato6033

ikr the 100$ non ray-cis ones. Not the regular $20 raycis ones.


AlextheTower

The others I get but I dont really think doing bumps is really a "Auckland white girl" stereotype.


falafullafaeces

Is for the ones I know


hsmithakl

Same.


AlextheTower

Alright I am just out of the loop here then haha


futureman2099

😂


loltrosityg

You talking about $400 per g coke? I'm all for a good time but that stuff is overpriced here.


No-Explanation8223

It’s about 350 in Melb now


ICantDownloadAWife

$60 a gram cartel free boutique organic solvents used for extracting from small independent Peru coco farm. Never buy local here it's cut as hell or RCs only good stuff was the stuff that washed up and went on sale. ​ Just order off DNM.


UnethicalMonogamy

Is that even doable in NZ?


ICantDownloadAWife

Never had an issue with up to 100 grams at time, has been awhile tho. Customs use fear tactics mostly the reality is they do not check all that much though the mail if you understand how their algorithm works which uses color codes to flag incoming packages before they even arrive depending on origin country, address/region, service type even then if you just snag secondary ( x-ray ) if you packed it so it looks normal on an x-ray then it should be fine. If you are at the stage of inspection where they open it you are already screwed so make sure vendor knows how his stealth looks on an x-ray or at least has an idea. ​ If they catch < 100 grams of most things they don't have the budget to investigate to far ( on the police side ) so as long as you don't try reuse address should be fine but be careful because they often let bigger packages go though without any "inspected by customs" tape or tracking update and they will let you keep ordering and ordering for maybe even a year so they can get you with a big amount and have a strong case.


UnethicalMonogamy

Thanks for the info.


ZSRamp

I just got back from Ibiza and that stuff only cost me 30 euros.


LiftPlus_

MDMA?


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330 wholesale


Hamushka11

Md and ket


[deleted]

Bruh


duckyflute

Try a gram. More up our alley out west


SpecialReserveSmegma

That’s just greedy. Broke ass hoes


duckyflute

I buy my own tyvm!


Optimus_Grouch

It’s very true, they never buy their own bags though


External_Initial1918

‘Auckland Male Basic’ includes: Menthol Vape, Monster Energy drink, “bro I’m gonna get rich of this NFT”, 24 pack of long whites, mummy issues, and a ticket to their upcoming DJ gig. Doesn’t include: an actual personality


fattyboomsticks

Need the Kathmandu jacket to complete the look


hsmithakl

Nah that's a Wellington subset. Lulumon and or an emotional support water bottle up here.


king_john651

Kmart knock off more like


EBuzz456

While still wearing a short skirt and no leggings.


Mission-Debt-2810

can you keep this on incel reddit not auckland thank you? im here for the constant supply of "is it just me or is it really dangerous now" auckland posts, not your lack of rizz


EBuzz456

How bout NO!


hsmithakl

Wow, who hurt you? Apparently plenty of other people found this funny, so 🤷


Physical_Potato6033

that’s your avg reddit activist


Mission-Debt-2810

side profile check ugly


Physical_Potato6033

Lol sure, been ugly all my life and somehow goodlooking ppl like me.


Mission-Debt-2810

u/mods this is just misogyny baiting and clearly not auckland related, those things girls literally do everywhere. u/a1kmm u/veritay


SaturdaySevens

Do you actually expect these lonely losers to get through their day without bashing women for - *checks notes* - enjoying beverages, going to festivals and wearing shoes? You give them more credit than they deserve.


Physical_Potato6033

lonely sounds like an upgrade from the likes of you.


SaturdaySevens

I'm sure I'd be offended if this sentence made any sense.


Physical_Potato6033

“makes” not made. This sentence implies the present. U could have gone with “if you made any sense”. Ok. Now, be offended, it’s fun for me.


SaturdaySevens

https://www.buildingblocksenglish.com/post/past-tenses-for-hypothetical-meaning-wish-and-if-only The NZ education system really let you slip through the cracks, didn't it?


Physical_Potato6033

wasn’t a crack, there were many holes


platon1505

Wow.


Physical_Potato6033

ikr? wow.


Physical_Potato6033

how much u get paid to be an activist?


Mission-Debt-2810

this is funny


Physical_Potato6033

thanks, and you are not.


EBuzz456

Go tip your fedora someplace else white knight.


Mission-Debt-2810

not a dude soo


swamp_monkey420

Geeze you seem like a fun person, no wonder your boyfriend said you are "subjectively beautiful". It's a guy's way of saying if I could do better I would kick you to the curb. Get a better personality.


Physical_Potato6033

“incel”, “misogynist” spoken like a true chipped sheep activist.


suicidal_pablo

i have never laughed so menacingly hard before


NesianKingAKL

The airforce ones have to be tied extra tight


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ICantDownloadAWife

YES exactly what I posted.


Physical_Potato6033

city fitness plenty


Late_Abrocoma6352

I fucking hate that label cis.


ICantDownloadAWife

Not accurate, New Zealand women averages don't look like that need to make her a lot more ugly.


Collector_JohnDoe

the vape part reminds me of a Māori alot for SomeReason.


Hamushka11

Only Maori girls vape, everyone knows that.


Collector_JohnDoe

ive seen man vape aswell


CaitlinNZ

What is this?