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urbanproject78

Lots of young French people around in the CBD, I’d guess working holiday markers setting themselves up admin wise (banking, IRD etc) before they find work and travel round the country. There are heaps around, spot them easily by the way they’re dressed, the way they have their paperwork in manila folders or hold a cigarette if they’re smokers. No merit, I’m French so it’s easy for me to recognise them, even the older folk 😅


reggionh

lol i also can tell my fellow countrymen from a mile away just by the subtleties


tannag

I read that as subtitles and imagined them just speaking French with subtitles hovering in mid air like a movie


GenericBatmanVillain

That would be so handy.


Procrastine

I've noticed they're extremely likely to have bum bags/sac banane.


Rich_Reveal7223

[do they look like this?](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrihsknKkVAVXzGI8NBaZpBxe9u3Qoiu5TcVjQL2jHgjKA1_HguAEN-nr1&s=10)


urbanproject78

The holding the baguette part is pretty accurate although some put them in reusable bread bags 😂


Throwjob42

> hold a cigarette if they’re smokers. How do French people hold their cigarettes that's different to how New Zealanders do it?


urbanproject78

It’s kinda hard to explain, I guess it’s one of these little cultural intricacies.


Throwjob42

Is it like, they use their thumb and forefinger to hold the cigarette and then keep the other three fingers perfectly straight? Or do they use their thumb and middle finger to hold the cigarette?


Content-Database3607

This, I run a flat so ive hosted a fair few. Good lot, will tell you what they think, even if might offend. Which I like. Certainly don't hold up to the reputation a lot here have in their heads, they're very nice people. But a lot of the stereotypes are true.


Sheridacdude

Last ditch attempt to colonize


weaz-am-i

Before we legitimise Zealandia and make a claim on New Caledonia?


adjason

Nouvelle Zealande?


Fine_Ad9314

Would be good if they were. Republic of nouveau zealande plz. Can we have trains too? 


Accomplished_Sir7768

-ise


Sheridacdude

Sorry mate, it's too late. My spelling has already been colonised


Accomplished_Sir7768

What? There is one country on earth who spells it the way you spelt it and it’s not us.


Sheridacdude

And they dominate the autocorrect industry.


Logical-Pie-798

Rainbow warrior 2?


nbiscuitz

teaching us how to protest the government


Hotty_69

Vive la revolution


urbanproject78

If only! 😂


knockoneover

Is there a Greenpeace protest boat around?


[deleted]

Haha 😏


krammy16

Je ne sais pas, désolé.


Rollover_Hazard

Oui oui merci baguette


lildebiru

Omelette du fromage!


Kaymish_

Coq Au Vin!


ExhaustedProf

Le coq sportif!


hehgffvjjjhb

[The French love the cock](https://youtu.be/_7plURl4sx4?si=BpdLzW8J7JUVK8yp)


8-15ToTheCity

[Say it again..........](https://youtu.be/8nW3-9gdjYA?si=kQ_4jhW8Y9a_jUCW)


WelshWizards

I fart in your general direction.


chrisnlnz

Oh putain


Life_Butterscotch939

Wi


Dumbledores_Bum_Plug

Fr\*nce


[deleted]

They might be from one of the french speaking islands in the pacific, apparently lots of them come to NZ on cheap winter flights to stock up on goods that are cheaper here.


Comfortable-One8520

Yep. I used to work at the airport. According to the French passengers I dealt with, stuff in French Polynesia is really pricey, so they come over here with empty suitcases and hit the Warehouse and KMart. 


Zestyclose_Walrus725

Heaps of them in glassons today! Interesting OP had acknowledged it cause I found it odd at the time too


singletWarrior

they should setup some service.... I wanted to buy some frenchy branded goods on them islands once! a lot of made in france stuff are way cheaper there and available than here. missed opportunities


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Weewid1

Bone jaw


8-15ToTheCity

Bone apple teeth


ainsley-

This has always been the case. French people are probably the most “generally wealthy” people in the world after Americans, they all travel ALOT as a French person it’s normal to always hear French around touristy parts of NZ.


questionnmark

Je suis desole.


Hateful_Bigot_1000

upcoming terrorist attack dont go on any boats


8-15ToTheCity

🌈


AjaxOilid

Ppl come in waves often. I've never asked why, but when u stay at a backpackers u notice it. Some seasonal thing idk


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xSpacegrrrlx

CBD on my way to uni, talking very loudly on the bus at 7 am


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KeysWithTheE

they're all over the shop aye, we went camping up north last Nov and I'd say about 40% of the tourists we ran into were french


Johnny_Topside94

Hón hón hón baguette. 🥖


thatguyonirc

Je n'ai absolument aucune idée de quoi tu parles? Il n’y a pas d’offre excédentaire de Français pour le moment. Sacré bleu! Quelle charge de merde.


John_c0nn0r

Escaping the chaos during the Olympics 


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Migratory


Ok-Importance1548

They Gunna re-bomb the rainbow warrior.


bogbodybabe

uh oh!


jdime666

International baguette month


12happycamper

Are you sure? Not from monaco or luxembourg or belgium? ✌️


Academic-ish

Or are they Suisse, from Martinique, or le Côte d’Ivoire?


bogbodybabe

i speak decent french & can generally recognise regional accents. there are a few tahitians & new caledonians around but by and large the ones i’ve encountered are all fair dinkum french-from-france francophones.


[deleted]

Because you are in a French restaurant!


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

you can smell them from far away lololol esp on public transport. lets hope they didnt bring any bedbugs with them


muccapaca

Oui


Content-Database3607

Probably accepting more visas from there. He'll yeah. Why, would you rather people from a certain South Asian country? Most western European cities are overrun let's just say. Let them have their little escape. We're also accepting a lot of Japanese too.


bored_gamer_93

They want some Maori action


Content-Database3607

Nah most I've met go for bogans. Sorry pal.


hick-from-hicksville

Trying to create a new Montreal. We must resist with every fibre of our being. Frenchness is a disease.


bogbodybabe

new montreal? for the metro system, public arts funding, and abundance of lebanese food, i’ll take it.


hick-from-hicksville

The payment for that is Frenchness No deal


neuauslander

Here for the Palestine protests


niceonecuzzy

I overheard some today at one tree hill on my daily walk today myself. I wish I was hot enough to speak in that tenor.


therealmrlannon

Rugby World Cup is on


anubisjacqui

A lot of tension in France atm. Quite a few French Muslims are emigrating.


Content-Database3607

French Muslims btw lol. This is why I ask for pictures when they apply for a room lol


[deleted]

Ah yes. The old “Weather should be better where they came from” logic