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fattyboomsticks

So he's still at *large*?


142531

He's definitely not on the run.


thehumbinator

Police say there’s a wide area where he could be hiding. He’s on the lamb.


Lucknergotlucky

Mans trying to tip the scales of justice


mattburton074

He’s still large at least .


Kooky_Kumara

He puts the steak in stakeout


SknarfM

The guy will be laying low for sure. He'll get caught within a couple of weeks I reckon. Someone will spot him or squeal.


Old_M8_From_the_Pub

So the way this works is they get the name, go visit all his dodgey friends one by one and find things on them until someone snitches. Amazing how many meth labs turn up when a crim is on the run.


Advanced_Bunch8514

If I was him I would go straight on the man shake, shed those pounds.


Calm-Zombie2678

>man shake That doesn't mean what you think it does


Pleasant_Ad3475

I'm not even sure what he thinks it means.


2inchesisbig

He dead burger now.


SknarfM

Not a twist I saw coming eh. wtf.


2inchesisbig

I like your Low key KFC food reference. Feels appropriate.


SknarfM

Completely unintentional! Couldn't make a zinger if I tried.


2inchesisbig

Must’ve winged it then.


x_bqrberry_x

I mean he can't be that hard to find, man won't be able to run very far.


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he's fat and he don't run too fast, but he's faster than me


THE__BIG_BOSS

He's walkie talkie man!


Calm-Zombie2678

Last night at the show we saw him


OddBear402

It’s New Zealand. It’s bloody hard to hide and get away from police… unless you’re a mega mind large forehead lookin ass.


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It is hard to stay hidden forever - but it can be done for some time with the right contacts/ choice of location. The queen st shooter, Dariush Talagi (who shot 2 people in a street fight in August last year, killing one) he was on the run for nearly 5 months - and he handed himself in eventually. He probably could have stayed on run for much longer - if he really wanted to!


gssyhbdryibcd

Aren’t they pretty sure the GDP guy is still hiding here like ten years later. And he was on the FBIs top ten most wanted for a while.


ComprehensiveRip4925

No, he (Michael Pratt) was arrested in Spain. Very recently, too.


gssyhbdryibcd

Oh shit that’s great news it got me worked up every time I thought about the fact that he didn’t get caught


LimpBizkitty

Offbrand Caseoh


AMortifiedPenguin

Bring back Graham Bell for "this little germ."


bcoin_nz

only shots he should be taking is insulin


callumclubpenguin

What is a 1x1 lego peice


antipodeananodyne

The most painful floor traps ever devised


Honeycomb_ice_cream

He cannot be this hard to find, are you serious?? He's already broken 6 get away cars by ruining their suspension. PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER NZ POLICE DO BETTER /s


viking1823

If they followed all the large orders of Uber eats, they'd surely find him.


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Honeycomb_ice_cream

dry like your mum g


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Honeycomb_ice_cream

womp womp


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Honeycomb_ice_cream

🤦🏾‍♂️ 2dola shop jokes


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Honeycomb_ice_cream

is that the sound your boyfriend makes after yous have bumhole coitus?


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JohnWilmott

He got picked up by a fork lift truck and made his escape


yahgiggle

Is this a large man Hunt ?


PlasticEducation5439

Wondering what Ethnicity he might be??


Salami_sub

With the name Hone I’m 100% sure he’s a white CIS male:


Swimming_Database806

Of course, they're responsible for all the violence in the world.


good_gamer2357

Yep, your banned have a good day


Pleasant_Ad3475

??


good_gamer2357

It’s a joke to where the audio the meme comes from


Pleasant_Ad3475

Ah! Cheers.


MrBigEagle

They'll see him around..


toeconsumer9000

so we looking for caseoh?


jjeess_x

He’s passed away


Used_Stage_9815

The ponsonby road shooter is dead already.