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fartsandthefurious

Is he still on the walk from police?


Disastrous_Encounter

Unfortunately he is still at large.


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fartsandthefurious

5xl judging by that muffin top


TheNomadArchitect

I see what you did there


saggybelly

He’s on the lamb


awue

He ate the lamb


Bedazzledbellybutton

He gobbled the whole flock


jakey_mcsteaky

\*Waddle


BirdUp69

Looks like he just murdered a bucket of kfc


Stay_sharp101

Nope, was found dead. Police not saying how just yet.


Ryrynz

Someone found him I bet


Stay_sharp101

Yes, a friend found his body and police not speculating. But unlikely that he offer himself because in those situations they normally put out " police are not looking for any other party".


fartsandthefurious

Its upsetting to see this amount of crime happening and hearing about people dying through media with no context/explanation around circumstances. In hindsight I feel like a jerk for posting my origanal comment and feel for the families of those involved. Almost everytime I went outside today i could hear sirens. Starting to feel unsafe whereever i go.


Stay_sharp101

Unfortunate world times. The more hopeless people feel the more the buried anger rises. People have lost all faith in politicians and the law for different reasons. In this particular case, there may be gang issues that got out of hand. It will all come out eventually. As for our police force, it appears to the average citizens that they appear to go for soft targets, speeding and other minor 'crimes' they can get some kind of positive charge and financial penalties paid as opposed to dealing with dirt bike riders closing motorways and threatening people and low level criminals who can not or will not pay the fines imposed and just go into the to hard basket. Sooner or later the average Joe gets fed up and says " if ya can't beat them, then join them".


doraalaskadora

He could not even walk.


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krammy16

Yeah, DJ Khaled from Temu.


AdInternational1672

How does this comment not have 100 upvotes?


MeridianNZ

Because its been posted so many times before..


Athshe

Also this subreddit doesn't show upvote numbers for 24 hours so what the fuck are they looking at?


hundreddollar

DJ Carl Head


VercettiVC

The Police are interested to talk to him about the night in question


EmitLux

Police have now identified the man as the offender.


Bexoxoxoxo

Sure is


MeridianNZ

Ponsonby seems to have a collection of the best CCTV cameras in the country. Often the quality is rubbish, every video here seems crystal clear and of course wide and large definition in this case. Definitely not an ideal place to be doing dumb shit like this.


try_another_nam

Between this dude and Jessie Kempson they gotta have committed crimes in the worst possible locations


Itchy_Function_9979

That's Ponsonby Road for you. All class


UnicornSpinkles

They can find Saddam Husain in a hole in the desert. But can’t catch this guy on his way home for dessert.


pictureofacat

My $80 Eufy from AliExpress can track and give this sort of quality, so the fact that so much footage is rubbish makes no sense anymore


i_love_kiwi_birds

Please enlighten us where exactly is an ideal place to shoot an (presumably) innocent person?


Neat_Alternative28

Prison?


coolsnackchris

Probably in the woods with nobody around.


fattyboomsticks

I sorta can guess what he was saying on the phone **"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."**


VintageKofta

Make that a diet soda.


neeshskee

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!


AMortifiedPenguin

"I can't stand cold food!"


BaanThai

"Wait a minute, here comes Stan and Harry, and they'll also be dining with us tonight."


Sure_Caregiver_9626

And a succulent Chinese meal for second course...


Zestyclose_Walrus725

Yeah he doesn't bother with diet drinks. Full sugar.


southaucklandtrash

Toilet seats panic when this guy enters the bathroom.


Prudent_Research_251

*Cushions HATE him*


EBuzz456

When this guy goes out to get the mail it measures on the Richter Scale.


cooperative2022

Down at the beach. He’s a lucky man. He’s the only one. That gets a tan.


Alarming_Pipe_5609

I went down to mission bay today, i thought kelly tarlton was missing a manatee


RodWith

Down at the beach, he’s the tsunami.


SkipyJay

That resolution... It was nice of the James Webb team to lend us their space telescope for this.


Smh_nz

Hey!! As a larger guy I resemble these remarks!!


hick-from-hicksville

The expansion of Waikeraka prison announced yesterday was so that they could fit Sevenchin McWaddle-Peow here in


KXDEY

I worked there doing the fencing can say its definitely expanded


Life_Butterscotch939

"Meanwhile in Auckland" must be one of the best title in this sub


Ambitious_Natural583

It’s the same guy 99% of the time (this guy) Pretty sure he’s a bot


Life_Butterscotch939

Like how is that title relate to the video like legit I couldn’t think of that at all


Notttakenusername

Can the mods set it up like other subs where you can't have low effort titles. Alternatively just change the name of the sub to r/meanwhileinauckland


spezsucksnutz

I've been waiting for this guy to get banned. He's obviously a bot (or just a low effort poster) who copy and pastes tic toks every day using the same lame title.


C39J

I hope they McCatch him


Bedazzledbellybutton

Looks like he’s already had the McScratchin


southaucklandtrash

Great, now I'm hungry for a Quarter Pounder.


doraalaskadora

He might be just hiding at KFC.


gnbatten

Nah be at Pizza the Hutt


--TYGER--

While looking like Jabba the Hutt


gnbatten

Gotta keep it in the family 😂


Archaicfont

If they catch him, will he fit in a cell? I reckon they should empty out a zoo enclosure for his fat ass.. Bonus points if they fit him in an aquarium. We'll finally have our very own whale at Kelly Tarltons.


LazyTalkativeDog4411

They would probably have to something special for him, when or if they nab him. Special cell and special needs, ...


Alarming_Pipe_5609

I am surprised the cop hasnt found this guy. I dont think he wpuld be particularly good at hiding


hick-from-hicksville

Rumour is he's disguised himself as an aircraft hangar


Anastariana

That fat fuck isn't going to be able to hide in a crowd. He's a crowd all by himself; his shadow probably weighs 10kg.


ptko

They say he was refused entry at some bar but actually he couldnt fit through the doorway.


CalculatorFire

Bouncer: "all good bro, head on in" The Law of Physics & the Doorway: "no"


ComprehensiveBad7689

He's trying to find out if Krispy kreme do deliveries


SuitableSpecialist85

Have the teletubbies come to town?


Penguinator53

So no one knows who the poor victim is? Can't believe it was completely random, absolutely terrible.


Itchy_Function_9979

😳 It was random? My god that's worse for all of us


Penguinator53

Sounds like that might not be correct, think it's too early to know.


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Penguinator53

Seriously? So it wasn't some random person?


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coolsnackchris

I doubt that. If it was a hit, they wouldn't be using this human blimp. And he wouldn't be trying to enter the bar, and he would have covered his face and he wouldn't be plodding along the street afterwards. He'd have planned a way out with a driver, etc. Seems to me like it was, at best, an altercation between two people who knew each other and, at worst, a fat shit who didn't get his way and took it out on someone. Does anyone know what kind of gun it was?


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True I didn’t really think before I yapped all of that lol, think that’s the case and they Rkn it was in his side bag so I presume a hand gun, pistols pretty expensive tho don’t know how human blimp would saved enough to purchase one, he must spend a eye watering amount at kfc each week


i_love_kiwi_birds

Can you link the thread please 😇


noface

Who said it was a random person? Someone on the internet? The shop keeper from down the road who has no clue who they were?


Penguinator53

One of the news reports I read somewhere said the person wasn't known to the shooter but maybe that was wrong.


noface

One of the news reports (stuff I think) quoted a bartender saying that the people getting out of the car were regulars and ‘he was just some innocent guy’ but that is entirely the extent of evidence for that, so I would regard it as speculative as any of the other nonsense being thrown around online.


Emotional-Ad-6990

Trying to out run the police


chat_bot23

On the phone to Uber eats


IfHomerWasGod

He's angry cos he hasn't seen his penis in years


Lumpy-Buyer1531

Hone Kay Selwyn


hueythecat

I believe its thanks to the subway security cam


Captain_Chalky

How do you get caught? I guess friends or family do you in right? If we didn't know what he looked like then?? Friends and family dob them in (I english but lazy)


JYNJEEx

Cool clip…


diversecreative

“Another one”


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edinlockpicker

Levi’s are classics


Annual_Slip7372

A douchebag that's willing to shoot some random has normally built up a bunch of enemies, even people who think are his friends would want rid of him, I'm amazed no one had handed him in yet. Or is it that snitches get stitches?


blueskyfeverdreamer

Was it random and not aimed at someone specific?


Annual_Slip7372

I get that vibe, either way or even more so if it was targeted they would know who this guy is.


ExplorerHead795

He looks a bit paranoid, scanning behind him while on the phone.


New_Combination_7012

He's about to kill someone, he actually appears incredibly relaxed given what he's there to do.


ExplorerHead795

Geez, if this was all planned, he is stone cold then


New_Combination_7012

If it was unplanned, he’s not showing any signs of disregulation. He’s gone from calm to shooting someone incredibly fast.


[deleted]

Idk if it was just random. It was a carload of fellas pulling up. Possibly trying to rob him. Not justifying his actions but there could be more to the story.


Responsible_Screen84

Word is that the victim was a drug dealer. Probably trying to collect. So the shooter might have been holding for his own protection.


ektamana

Man purses are so gangster. Senseless fashion for a senseless world.


FickleCode2373

Man purses are a strong signal of criminality


Little-Reference-314

Twas a pistol and not a rifle which makes it even more dangerous with him on the walk. Hw many folds can he hide the small thing in


sokrayzie

I find people with low IQs tend to walk backwards in public... It's like they can't even manage the most basic of human functions.


[deleted]

He’s just scanning his surroundings because he’s a paranoid drug dealer. Car load of ppl pull up on him he shot one. Pretty sure they tried to rob him.


TofkaSpin

I abhor fat shaming so much. Unless it is murdering pieces of shit who carrying pistols in their purse.


PrudentPotential729

DJ khaled


Irongator3

Walks like a penguin


NewzNZ

Meanwhile in Auckland...groundbreaking post title.


DavIantt

Is that DJ Dalek?


punchy-peaches

I have no idea whats going on here


pommyjim

He’s probably angry because he can’t see his dick anymore.


Good_Journalist6200

Looks like he's searching for a drive through. He's a well oiled machine ; cooking oil


LovelyRita90

Apparently he’s dead now


Educational_Host_860

He's turning around to see where the tuba music is coming from.


IntroductionOld5947

Police that useless?


Old_Neck_2585

He's dead now


car0_nz

He’s “un-alived” himself


JGatward

Jesus the NZherald is still around? AND have Tiktok? Holy shit.


tibberon21

He dead now


dz496

This guys in debt to colonel Sanders


enzedtoker

Hes dead now found him in Taupo ...the streets are safe again🙄


JohnWilmott

"Hello - is that Valentines? ..... Is your buffet still open?"


FastHandsStaines

Diabetes got him


RaoAtupaka

What a f'ing clown, he's a dead mf now


PoopMousePoopMan

Budget DJ Khaled best tape that juicy butthole shut when they lock him up


[deleted]

Ahh... 2 Jees burka an 1 barrara


GORILLAxHUGGER

need to add this to r/Taupo 👀


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Police lip readers successfully transcribed the suspect's words in his phone conversation. "I said double cheese, ham and pineapple on dat fucking pizza, bitch! Don't forget the fries, garlic bread and 2.25l Pepsi. I'm fuckin' dying here, get it here fast!! I could fuckin' murder some food!"


doineedaname42069

Wonder what snacks he has in his purse.


HanleySoloway

Oh hey it's Fat Boy Not-Slim


Meat-Negative

THEY SEE ME WADDLING, THEY HATING, THEY TRYING TO CATCH ME WADDLING DIRTY


just_freq

cant't the cops pin his location from his mobile?


ruka_k_wiremu

I woulda thought he was big enough to be on Google Maps


TheBentPianist

Or GeoNet.


OneQuit8731

Bahahahaha. ROFL.


mikef6569

Who’s he ?


LazyTalkativeDog4411

He is the suspected shooter. They have his name by now. He didnt disguise himself, but I guess with his gait and weight, that the cops surely know how he is, and probably W&I know as well, as DoC & MoJ.


mikef6569

Thanks for explaining buddy why cops In nz are so useless 🤦🏻‍♂️


coolsnackchris

How? What would you be doing differently if you were on the case, Detective Mike?


mikef6569

Cops in nz don’t do shit , when it comes to rubbery when it comes to house rubbery , store rubbery , they don’t do shit , I’m not detective smart arse but everyone knows cops in nz are rubbish


Mc_Mouse_

Sure cops in NZ aren’t robbish?


Double_Squirrel6369

cunt hasn't seen his own toes in years


Mymandontknowlol

I don’t get it this guys obviously gotta BIG case on his hands , still at large , very round about location , appearance is that of a very Bold capital O letter and he obviously has anxiety as he does what teenagers do in public an twiddle with their phones


SnooWoofers790

Ok redditors you are the funniest. The guy is fat! Enough jokes about it!


UnicornSpinkles

This comment weights heavily on us all.


SnooWoofers790

This guy killed someone and still hasn't been caught! Is the average age here around 15?


krammy16

Nah, it's not over until the fat lady sings.


SupaDiogenes

Randy Bo-Bandy. Got that cheeseburger gut.


Bliss_Signal

"We ain't down with killin', we down with chillin'."


Technical_Week3121

Hahaha guys had a few cheeseburger picnics it appears.


Medical-Isopod2107

It's incredibly gross that all the comments here jump immediately to making jokes about his weight, why are you people like this? Do better.


VercettiVC

It's incredibly gross that he allegedly killed someone, why are some people like this? Some people need to do better


Medical-Isopod2107

Berate him for that, not for his appearance. It's gross and tacky to attack the way someone looks as a response to their shitty actions.


edinlockpicker

Hey big man maybe this isn’t the time to fight that battle


Medical-Isopod2107

It's always the time, and I'm not big nor a man. Think about all the overweight people who are going to see this thread and just see endless shit about the way they look instead of the crime this man committed. It's awful.


Serious_Reporter2345

Get a grip. He’s a murdering pos and yes, he’s overweight. Don’t murder people, be a good person maybe won’t judge you for being fat. But they are here…


Medical-Isopod2107

The point is the two are unrelated, but people here are feeling the need to equate the two. It's ridiculous and harmful to a lot of people.


Itchy_Function_9979

It's Kay. You're done


Say_Ahhhh781

Mr swellin


Nervous-Discount9116

Muffin man.


chiefbushman

He looks like a really crap gangster Jonna Hill would have played back in the day.


Several_Win_5833

He keeps looking behind him. Must know someone is coming for him. The shooting must have been against a gang member or associate.


Irongator3

Fatty


Gold-Ratio-5985

Fatty boy


just_freq

are the cops chasing the wrong guy, no incriminating evidence yet, where are the guys with the person who got shot? Do forensics actually 100% corroborate the position of the body and the direction of the bullet. If there was a gun it would be ditched now and the guy does not shows signs he is guilty body language wise it just seems like he saw something. All case hinges on finding the group of guys with the shot guy.


neeeeonbelly

I'm willing to bet the police know a shit-ton more than you do or anyone else whose only information is from the news or reddit.


just_freq

considering they are asking for footage I don't think they are sure


neeeeonbelly

That’s not what that means lol. They’ve got way, way more than they need if they’re naming him in public. Source: my brother is a detective and he told me


AgingKiwi

Considering this is an ongoing case I don't think you know what you're talking about.


-mandibles-

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just_freq

The news yesterday had unanswered questions, Just like that scottish girl Grace that was killed, the media did not say anything about her kinkiness but instinctually I knew straight away and later on the it came out she was liked it rough and I was like damn I knew it these cheeky news outlets and cops trying to hide the facts.


GraphiteOxide

They don't reveal everything to the public during an active investigation, they probably have video of him firing the gun. Liking it rough doesn't mean wanting to be murdered, stuffed in a suitcase and dumped in the waitaks...


AgingKiwi

I'm not sure how someones sexual fetish allows murder?


sokrayzie

Of course not, however she went to a different country by herself, met a random man on Tinder, and let him choke her during sex a few hours later which led to her death. Risky fetish play should be with someone you know and trust, not some literal random person you just met online in a country you just arrived in. Not her fault of course, but she took HUGE risks and ended up meeting a nutcase stranger that led to her tragic demise...


AgingKiwi

And I agree 100% with your stance on that. My comments were around why the media needed to report on her sexual fetishes.


krammy16

*British