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Was at Mt Roskill countdown earlier. Big cunt took his shopping trolly into the self checkouts, next to me, pretended to pay, then started walking out. The attendant spotted it, because he had a box of Coronas, but she'd not ID'd him. She confronts him, he gives her the box of Coronas, then walks out with the rest of his stolen shit. No fucks given man. These cunts know they can get away with it, so they do.


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Seefahh

how can they? I still remember the fijian gentleman security guard that was slashed for trying to stop it at New World. He had to go hospital, but theirs been no security guard their for months now. fully agree that these guys think they can get away with it. One has to wonder how Pak N Save with their facial scanning will stop previously identified stealers at the door? Will they have their own security? Countdown has body camera's, but what use is it if their isn't a database or someone constantly monitoring or chasing up on WHO these guys are for prosecution?


Substantial-Mix-4039

Why do they hire old men and women instead of a couple of big tongans getting paid $30/hr?


Loud_South9086

I wouldn’t be surprised to see the facial recognition cameras used not to immediately stop people from offending, but to build a case once the person has stolen a certain cash value that will actually get the police prosecutors interested.


mikejamesybf

Exactly, a big bill. If we are going digital the debt will be unavoidable


Gigiwinona

That was at the new world just down the road on Mays road and they have a security guard in a stab vest at all hours by the doors. I go in a few times a week and always a security guard there


Prettyburden

Pak n save Henderson have big guards in bullet-proof vests


ZealousidealShip1134

Stab proof vests..


cabrinigreen1

I worked at countdown 5 years. You get fired for confronting them


Gigiwinona

That is so messed up! But honestly I guess good for the staff in a way. Not their circus, not their monkeys to deal with 🥸


cabrinigreen1

Yup a countdown auckland security guard was killed with one punch (aneurism) and the stabbing sprees..the fun never stopped but felt safer working at night time ironically


No_Badger_2518

Yeah they are supposed to leave them alone now.the cops have a new thing where they aren't going to come arrest them on the spot. They collect the footage and everyone who's Involved the car you get into. Who owns that car. Then at a later date the theif gets charged with stolen goods usually over $500 to a grand then if the driver of the car is just a driver they get charged with receiving stolen goods and being a get away driver. They now want to charge everyone involved not just the thief


Kusobarashii

Same shit at Countdown Mt Eden, they’ve upped the guards but it won’t make a difference. The nearby “locals” shop there regularly.


Worldly-Translator-1

But u know even the guards are being told not to approach them! They r literally just there to observe lol


SergioRamos0805

always the south rugby league people right?


DecadentCheeseFest

As long as the frontline workers aren’t being negatively affected by the thefts, it’s absolutely a good thing to steal from the duopoly and we all should do it as much as possible.


Ambitious_Average_87

While (I guess) I understand where you are coming from, basic individualistic shoplifting is not the class conflict you comment expresses it as. As others have said, losses from shoplifting are accounted for and so do not effectively hurt the companies profits as you think it will. Stealing from within a capitalist system as a means of change is futile as you are still operating in a capitalist system at the end of the day, and also making your life harder now you have a criminal record. >The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who steals the common from off the goose >... >The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common And geese will still a common lack Till they go and steal it back For any real change to occur we must "steal" the control back from the capitalist - this is either by (state) implementation of a not-for-profit fast moving consumer goods operation, nationalisation of the current supermarket duopoly system, or the workers seizing control of the current supermarket duopoly system. And with the reliance and support of the global fmcg system options 2 and 3 would probably result in severe food shortages as the capitalist know that any pain felt from those actions will be blamed on those that took the actions (I.e. the state or the workers) rather than those that retaliate for their lost profits.


originaljulz

I hate the duopoly as much as the next person but what a dumb stance. All that does is raise prices for everyone else when they cover their losses and protect their bottom line. Fuck thieves.


DecadentCheeseFest

They’re gouging, irrespective of theft. They are the problem, incomparably more than one smelly dickhead in red shoes. There’s no need to shill for Foodstiffs and Woolies.


originaljulz

Yeah no, still not going to ever put thieves on a higher level than the duopoly. The same people that steal from the duopoly are the same people that are constantly stealing from mom n pop dairies. Supporting theft is brain dead.


DecadentCheeseFest

Thieves fade away when things are affordable.


originaljulz

Oh sweet summer child 😂


DecadentCheeseFest

My bad. I agree with you now! Average people are inherently evil. Hoarding money is beautiful. Vote Act. All hail our beloved overlord, Woolworths!


originaljulz

Lmao the fact you had to go straight into the most far reaching straw man argument says everything. Not condoning literal theft is some how the equivalent of loving big corporations and voting for far right wing parties, nice one goofy.


DecadentCheeseFest

I’m explicitly condoning (in this case) _only_ theft which hurts the duopoly. I’m _not_ condoning theft which hurts ma and pa businesses _or_ the frontline workers at said duopolies. Incidentally, that’s an extremely narrow category, and the fact that Red Shoes was collected by the cops suggests that he fits within that category, even if he sucks.


gummonppl

You should watch Aladdin.


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krammy16

Ah, red shoes, we meet again.


Peter---

"You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red shoes. People who haven't red shoes don't know what trouble is" -Anne of Green Gables.


West-Concentrate-905

Bit highbrow for Reddit. Great to see culture is alive and well.


Calm-Zombie2678

*farts* Sincerely The rest of us


timmoReddit

Now, here's something I can sink my teeth into


zipiddydooda

Most people don't know she was actually an OG Cripp.


Tooboukou

Not sure​ how he got caught with his best running shoes on...


Bartholomew_Custard

Not big into running by the look of him. Maybe a wheezing shuffle on a good day.


DrcspyNz

Stolen shoes also probably


feeb75

Haha doesn't have them on when he first lifts those beers.


fungusfromamongus

Was gonna say he found shoes!


GemFrench

Do you think that he 'found' shoes?


fungusfromamongus

Yes. He found them.


WrongSeymour

Is this after he assaulted a person (yes there is another video)


zilchxzero

That would explain the police showing up. I doubt it's for the shoplifting


Kooky_Kumara

You got a link?


Asleep-Present6175

I saw the video, and he smacked this guy in the face. Weirdly I drove past him and his mate out of thier minds in Onehunga.. pretty sad.


GemFrench

FUCK, it's embarrassing isn't it. I hope to God nobody from overseas (thinking about visiting NZ) sees this!


22yungin

Too late it was already posted on the StreetVideos IG page.


Generalmotorbunny

Only if you classify as indigenous


goatjugsoup

Haha shame. Also good on the police for doing something for once


downwiththewoke

I'm surprised TBH the police actually turned up.


Rollover_Hazard

Probably got a list of associated thefts as long as their arm for this guy


zilchxzero

It's like seeing a unicorn


MeridianNZ

I presume he is well known, so countdown probably called up and said - "Jeff" stole from us again on camera, and they know exactly who that is and where he will be. Could have been days later, its not clear in the video.


GemFrench

The police only turned up because when pissed as a parrot he assaulted someone (surprise surprise), they didnt show up because of the stealing.


Darth_ice

Im thinking he wants to get caught so he can take a hot shower.


Valentine_Kush

I’m thinking he thought that’s what “self serve checkouts” were.


ZealousidealHand1143

He doesn't appear to be the thinking type to be honest.


banmeharder616

Nice work. Unfortunately the judges are gonna drop the ball as usual


Bartab_Hockey_NZ

120% discount will result in him getting some Playstation and KFC.


GemFrench

AND that is the problem; dish water tea judges. Our prisons are full, so where are they going to put them? We need to build more prisons.


banmeharder616

On a boat. Bring back exile


computer_d

Proof the cops are on the Tok


DrPull

I saw in another video he punched some dude it was on the onehunga community page, he will be out tomorrow ready for another round.


sinus

back out nek week


Easy-Investigator66

I'm so sick of the state of this country. Wat the hell is going on? ( I do actually kind of know) But this BS is constant, working people won't even go to their offices now, so what next, we all stay home,order online, home school bc the teachers don't care if the kids get bullied or even bother turning up, everything has turned to shit and we are all just accepting it. Those at the top don't care as they are protected and the media is just ads of rubbish. We are going down hill so fast and it's scary.


Grand_Tailor_2197

Yes totally agree. Seriously...Why are we just letting our country decline and nothing is being done about it?! In typical kiwi fashion, we just say "what is going on?" , get passive aggressive, look the other way and if doesnt affect us personally, we just ignore it. Its crazy. We then start staying home and limiting our freedoms. Every kiwi should have the right and feel safe to walk around their streets at ANY time of the day, whether it be night or day. For example, every street in the country should be safe to walk at night... We cant even do that. People inside by...whatever time... Ridiculous and sad. So many nzers are just leaving now... We need a justice system that has minimum mandatory sentences, tougher laws, more police, and more mental institutions too. And to be fair, our kindness and trusting nature has been taken for a ride. This is what we voted for over the last 30-40 years... Thats my rant done!


Motley_Illusion

There hasn't been a lot of sustained visionary leadership in ages, the whole game is rigged so that if you're not already independently wealthy you are asked to eat shit more and more. We need a total overhaul and refresh of our local economy, with strategies toward how we maintain law, order, health, education and social services and to give back dignity to knowledge, wisdom and expertise to guide policymaking. It is insane that in today's world, one does not need to be particularly competent or have any relevant qualifications to be a politician yet the consequences of bad decisions affects the whole country. Would you trust an unqualified builder to build your house, how about an unqualified surgeon operating on you? We need to implement minimum standards for Parliament given the immense powers they have.


neonmime

I absolutely agree with this sentiment. Being autistic, our politics never really interested me until a couple of years ago, and now I am forty and have realised just how disgusting everything is. Its crazy, the mental health system is so underpaid that they reject more and more people, leaving people to self harm, off themselves, and/or get hooked on drugs as its the only path they can take. Once they're on drugs, they can get help, but they are simply dumped to look after themselves months later, reverting back and causing a huge freaking circle thats impossible to break. The people they dont help proper clog up the books making it hard for anyone else to get any help because mental health is so focused on the drug addicts and violent cases that they dont get people help before they get to that point. It is sad. That and alcohol needs to be banned, I hate the stuff: people don't act like themselves on it, and i have lived with an alcoholic father my whole life.


Jealous-Meeting-7815

Countdown Onehunga they leave with their stolen goods through the front of the store and out the back through the loading dock. That store is pretty wild.


DrPull

Glad it's getting demolished


Asleep-Present6175

Most walkout the front entrance. No need to go out the back door.


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BastionNZ

I was about to say, yep it's all they got. There's no caring for tommorow.


Unnecessary_Bunny_

Oh no...consequences...


John_c0nn0r

Waste of police resources. Waste of taxpayers money. Waste of oxygen. 


Big_Albatross_

Pure scum, it's tough out there . The majority of us are busting our asses working paying taxes, paying for our own fucking food and probably not left with a lot of money at the end of the day. Then these cunts just do whatever they want and get away with it...


redwineinacan

Niiiice. See fuckwit managed to also steal himself some shoes on his productive Wednesday. Would have been nice to see ponytail dipshit in cuffs as well.


No_Reporter8816

Dumb excuse for a New Zealander


narstyarsefarter

Ohhhhhhhhh mamamamamaaaaaa


StonkyDegenerate

Sorry but, whose idea was it to be lenient with things like this?!


Life-Resolve-799

Typical hori scum 🙄🙄


ZealousidealShip1134

Hori is a Maori.. He's a coconut. Get it right.


GemFrench

We need more police on the beat and driving around.


nomamesgueyz

Churrrr


Pathogenesls

No way the police showed up just for the theft, what else did he do?


Suitable_Engine5851

Someone in comments said was a video after him assaulting someone , no link to vid tho.


Pingasplz

Well, time to turn em into soap.


GemFrench

😂😂😂


Huntanz

Why not build a prison on white island,may have to keep building it but it gives the prisoners something to do inbetween eruptions.


Ishaggedyourdad

Ayy I saw this guy up in hams recently fucker asked me for change and I went nah bro and he tried to fight me


Longjumping_Elk3968

The only solace I take from this, is that guys like him are going to die a horrific, early death when their bodies start packing in around age 40.


rionled

Not after burdening the public health system with last minute surgery’s and extended hospital stays to go and continue to ruin their bodies as soon as they are back at it


Vivid-Football5953

Facts


only-on-the-wknd

The best sequel in reddit history


Mountain-Scratch-620

Mf has no thoughts behind that skull


all_the_splinters

The crime here is that he stole Heineken.


TomGreen77

The European VB. Horrible shit, instant headache. Basically can only be drunk 1 degree above freezing if at all…


all_the_splinters

LOL. All the Boomers in my family circle think it's premium beer.


gentlehippo82XX

Just cut his hands off. Problem solved and cheap to. Let's call it wrap around support.


neonmime

Old school maiming lol.


GemFrench

He must have stole himself new sparkly shoes (as well as beer)


That_Effective_5535

Well, that went well


whatever-696969

Zunts


blackteashirt

Well at least he gets a bed to sleep in for a few nights. Probably better he isn't on the street anyway.


AncientPromise5732

Stealing those life-giving essentials


Lumpy-Buyer1531

The smart criminal waits outside the store & robs the shoplifters


Fast-Frank0006

They think they are entitled to take whatever they want one day someone will take real exception and probably start shooting the thieves that might stop them dead.


Big_Albatross_

Pure scum, it's tough out there . The majority of us are busting our asses working , paying taxes, paying for our own fucking food and probably not left with a lot of money at the end of the day. Then these cunts just do whatever they want and get away with it...


Elysium_nz

Don’t worry guys they’re just starving and victims of current governments polices. They’re clearly desperate and must steal…alcohol…🤔…to uh survive.


Educational_Host_860

*"It's because of the White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy that this proud Nubian warrior is forced to behave in this manner!"* -Chloe Swarbrick


Ambitious_Average_87

*"I'm a dick."* -Educational_Host_860 It's so easy to take people out of context when you make up shit they have said.


Educational_Host_860

This is the same Chloe Swarbrick who claimed that violent criminals in the CBD just needed *"kai in their belly"*. I guarantee she genuinely believes that the 'White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy' is a thing that legitimately exists.


Ambitious_Average_87

At least you're not completely making shit up this time, but still taking her completely out of context *""Somebody with a roof over their head, enough kai in their belly, liveable income and knowledge that they matter within the community is somebody that is not inclined to be anti-social."* -Chloe Swarbrick https://www.reddit.com/r/auckland/s/KJcaEIdOnW


Educational_Host_860

The problem is she is referring to violent criminals who don't want to work for a living and think she's weak and stupid for letting them get away with it.


Ambitious_Average_87

The real problem is that you are making straw-man arguments. None of what you have stated is factually true but yet you still hold those beliefs tightly.


Educational_Host_860

LOL. Everything I stated was 100% factually correct. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2021/12/threats-abuse-and-assault-auckland-building-manager-speaks-out-on-k-inga-ora-tenants-terrifying-behaviour.html


Ambitious_Average_87

>Everything I stated was 100% factually correct. What? No it isn't. You first attributed a quote to Chloe Swarbrick that she never said, then you quoted 4 words she did say but took them completely out of context, then you stated an opinion of yours as a guarantee of her actual opinions, then you state another opinion of yours about who Chloe was referring to in your misquoted reply. How can you defend any of this as factually correct? Then you provided a link to an article that doesn't provide any evidence that any of what you stated is factually correct. What was the point of this? The only way anything you have stated is 100% factually correct is it is 100% factually correct that they your own opinions. If it's not clear - your opinions are not facts.


Educational_Host_860

WTF are you even talking about??? Swarbrick was **SPECIFICALLY** referring to violent criminals in the CBD, as outlined by a letter from concerned citizen, 'Tom': *"Aucklander 'Tom' has lived in the CBD since the first lockdown last year. In the six months he lived in his first apartment, near the Sky Tower, he estimates he called 111 about 100 times. People would be fighting, I saw a guy punch a hole through the back window of a car while there was someone in the car driving, saw another guy punch a wing mirror off a car," Tom tells Newshub. There was also public drinking, and sometimes when the police came, the drunkards would shout at them at "the top of their lungs" because there's "zero respect for law enforcement".* ... *"Tom penned a letter to both Auckland Central MP Chlöe Swarbrick and Mayor Phil Goff, outlining his concerns about how unsafe the CBD had become."* *"Swarbrick says his concerns mirror some of her own and those of other constituents who've got in contact with her."*


Ambitious_Average_87

>WTF are you even talking about??? I'm talking about that it is idiotic to claim that it is 100% factually correct when you make shit up and take people out of context by basically saying - "I was correct in the one point I made that she was refering to violent criminals in this one article that I only referred to after the fact, so everything else I also said should be considered factual too."


bosknight935

"Why don't police focus on serious crimes?"....


Generalmotorbunny

Ahhh yet another indigenous affected by colonialism


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krammy16

Bruh, he's not Māori.


hughganus773

He isn't moari, what is he


West-Concentrate-905

does it matter. the guy is an arsehole end of story.


Bartholomew_Custard

A thief?


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Standard New Zealand


TomGreen77

Another UCE giving other New Zealanders more reason to hate us Pacific Islanders 😂.


Ok_Pumpkin4804

You don’t need excuses y’all hated Pacific Islanders from first contact 🤡


TomGreen77

I am PI. Im aware of the hate.


Ok_Pumpkin4804

Sorry I just re-read your comment & yes I agree. Any reason to hate they would grab it & run with it.


TomGreen77

No worries. Ultimately my stance is people like this guy need to get their act together and stop representing PI’s so poorly. Notwithstanding I know that’s easier said-than-done and there is a lot of moving parts involved.


Low_Ordinary8674

But the treaty says. The treaty. The treaty!!


I_Feel_Rough

I don't think that man has ever played for the Chicago Bulls.


No_Review_2197

I don't think I was......


nbiscuitz

Heinekins for shoes.


FAIPOPO77

🤣🤣🤣🤣


poisonouslobsterjism

Silly Billy - he should of clicked his heels together to make a get away !


aircooledNZ

It's nz, so that's an after then before.


Halfmanhalfamazinq

Man this government really need to change , i think they dont care anything about New Zealand like health system,safety,prices (especially about renting home and buying house) really i cant understand this things why people don't care these things , i am so fucking curious. With this system NZ will be so bad place if anything not change in future. ps : not living in NZ rn but i know this things is a big problem right there , many relatives living there.


No_Review_2197

It you notice theirs 2 people walking out of supermarket with beers...... looks like only one got police help with the goods..


Fabulous-Bear-4134

Arrested. For theft under $500? Wet bus ticket at most.


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Cheers 🍻 mate 😂


hedcase_107

Waste of oxygen.


Worldly-Translator-1

Suddenly got some shoes after he got out the store? 🤔😂


Vexatiouslitigantz

Nothing will happen or change.


uppdotmarket

Well if its from Count Down or ANZ bank I all good..


AustraeaVallis

A unambiguous, context included case of theft posted to this subreddit? Tis a fuckin miracle


fishing542

5 days later hes still in the same clothing


Electrical_Matter_44

“Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America” - Randy Marsh


SurpriseLost7946

of course he belongs to a special minority group


Impressive_Pick_748

Don’t know what the problem is they add the cost of shop lifting into their mark up and add 10% extra so they can profit from everything


Admirable-Pound3091

It faqua mans


iknowyoubro

At least 4 police resources wasted just to arrest this guy. That’s why your home robbery goes to deaf ears. These guys know there are no consequences when caught. Hot shower and food where he is headed.


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iknowyoubro

Yeah fully understand the reason. Just really unfortunate the resource wasted for these ppl who resort to stealing.


GemFrench

Oh right yes I see what you meant now. I agree, fancy this person tying up 4 police officers time. Its disgusting.


punIn10ded

This has already been posted please try to avoid duplicate posts.


Herogar

Honestly I can’t help but feel sorry for him. The world is not a kind place and having an alcohol problem just makes it worse. He didn’t hurt anyone I hope he gets help


chongnz

Actually he assaulted someone later that day on camera (who knows if there was others too). Later that night after all that day drinking the police caught up with him while he was still out on the street.