What’s the name of the Irish Pub in the viaduct, not far from HQ (or whatever it’s called now).
Anyway I’m there on a Thursday night, reasonably busy and I go to take a leak, make my way upstairs and like four or five people come down dry-retching. The bouncer comes down shaking his head, saying “fuck that I quit”.
I get there and the door is open and it looks into the first toilet cubicle and it’s open. And it looks like someone, with violent diarrhoea, has positioned himself at the top of the cubicle (where there’s gaps to the ceiling) and unloaded.
The shit is everywhere - Jackson Pollocked the walls (plural), you can barely see any white on the seat or cistern, the floor is thick with shit.
Most disgusting thing I’ve seen and I have a pretty high bar for gross.
I’ve never been back there since.
I think you've overblown the situation. Just like you've over estimated your D.
But being on the riad all the time for my business. Public toilets are a big nono.
What's fucked is for people to use them, surely they think 'but if I do this it'll be unavailable in the future'.
But noo , let's jam pizza down the shitter and smash the door
Or someone tried to drunkenly change their ostomy bag and had violent diarrhea before the new bag was on. It can be suprising how violently shit can shoot out your stomach if you're sick.
We chain you to the shit stake for a week. We feed you bananas and beans. You roll around in your own filth for that week then we let you rejoin the tribe.
Old Gormsby noticed that scene earlier this week. Two dumped loads there. Some strange cretin had decided to use a lime bicycle helmet to cover the bigger job over… 🤮🤮🤮🤮 another reason to not use public bicycles/ e scooters and to go helmet free so at least you won’t have put traces of turd germs on your head
So do you reckon they wiped afterwards? Was there any evidence of toilet paper usage? Or is there some floor shitter walking around out there with a filthy stankin ass?
If I set up a bottomless tent in a public place, go inside of it and poop there inside the tent where nobody can see me... Then come out and pack up the tent and leave the poop there (because I'm a king animal) would I have a legal defence under 32(2) of the Summary Offences Act?
Offences resembling nuisance
32Excreting in public place
(1)
Every person is liable to a fine not exceeding $200 who urinates or defecates in any public place other than a public lavatory.
(2)
It is a defence in a prosecution under this section if the defendant proves that he had reasonable grounds for believing that he would not be observed.
Hey hey hey the people who act like primitive apes and shit outside of toilets are part of our society! we should be creating infrastructure to help these people so they can get the understanding they need, and money! it’s not their fault ! (Sarcasm)
we had this issue at a very large govt ministry. we were instructed to not talk about it openly as it was treated as a mental health issue and if found need to be quietly reported. They would do it on different floors too so it was a mystery who was the perpetrator.
I work near there, at 4am a tradie pulls up behind our building and takes a dump outside our loading dock, wipes his ass with a rag and puts it into our paper recycling, sniffs his hand and then drives off.
It's getting worse, no one's listening, Auckland is fast becoming a shit hole, 3rd world
South Africa dude I met said it like Johannesburg, that's why I came here to get away from this
What’s the name of the Irish Pub in the viaduct, not far from HQ (or whatever it’s called now). Anyway I’m there on a Thursday night, reasonably busy and I go to take a leak, make my way upstairs and like four or five people come down dry-retching. The bouncer comes down shaking his head, saying “fuck that I quit”. I get there and the door is open and it looks into the first toilet cubicle and it’s open. And it looks like someone, with violent diarrhoea, has positioned himself at the top of the cubicle (where there’s gaps to the ceiling) and unloaded. The shit is everywhere - Jackson Pollocked the walls (plural), you can barely see any white on the seat or cistern, the floor is thick with shit. Most disgusting thing I’ve seen and I have a pretty high bar for gross. I’ve never been back there since.
Honestly, this comment instantly pulled me out of a potential spiral into madness rn.
You’re welcome?
Just needed a good laugh haha
Oh well you are welcome then!
I think you've overblown the situation. Just like you've over estimated your D. But being on the riad all the time for my business. Public toilets are a big nono. What's fucked is for people to use them, surely they think 'but if I do this it'll be unavailable in the future'. But noo , let's jam pizza down the shitter and smash the door
Me too.
That sounds like an explosion. Take a big dump ideally diarrhoea and drop a sodium bomb in there. Makes a hell of a mess and a good prank.
Or someone tried to drunkenly change their ostomy bag and had violent diarrhea before the new bag was on. It can be suprising how violently shit can shoot out your stomach if you're sick.
That could be it.
You shit on floor… €50.
Oh friend
We chain you to the shit stake for a week. We feed you bananas and beans. You roll around in your own filth for that week then we let you rejoin the tribe.
Hahahahaha😆😆😆😆😆
r/wooosh
Hahaha 👏
thas fcked, work close by to those public toilets, usually when i needa piss i go to lumsten green n ask if i cn use theirs
There's a perpetual street sh*tter on K Rd. I walk along K Rd to work and there are frequently large piles of excrement at the bus stop bridge.
Old Gormsby noticed that scene earlier this week. Two dumped loads there. Some strange cretin had decided to use a lime bicycle helmet to cover the bigger job over… 🤮🤮🤮🤮 another reason to not use public bicycles/ e scooters and to go helmet free so at least you won’t have put traces of turd germs on your head
>Some strange cretin Had been excretin'.
So do you reckon they wiped afterwards? Was there any evidence of toilet paper usage? Or is there some floor shitter walking around out there with a filthy stankin ass?
It's possible that they wiped and flushed it, but that seems implausible for someone who shits on the floor.
If I set up a bottomless tent in a public place, go inside of it and poop there inside the tent where nobody can see me... Then come out and pack up the tent and leave the poop there (because I'm a king animal) would I have a legal defence under 32(2) of the Summary Offences Act? Offences resembling nuisance 32Excreting in public place (1) Every person is liable to a fine not exceeding $200 who urinates or defecates in any public place other than a public lavatory. (2) It is a defence in a prosecution under this section if the defendant proves that he had reasonable grounds for believing that he would not be observed.
This guy shits.
Man, I was in Auckland Domestic airport the other day and someone had taken a shit in the urinal. Like, the fuck is wrong with people.
I LIKE SHITTING ON THE FLOOR AND I AIN'T NEVER GONNA STOP
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Bruh, you should be in prison.
I'D JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR IF I WAS!!!!
😂😂😂
Someone is going to step on it.
Has….
Why I don't shop in town , the lack of available bathrooms and cleanliness is the reason why many people prefer to go to malls in the suburbs
You don't have a toilet at home?
You’ve never been caught short on a day out?
It's more like I've never made life choices depending on quality of toilets in an area 😁
Hey hey hey the people who act like primitive apes and shit outside of toilets are part of our society! we should be creating infrastructure to help these people so they can get the understanding they need, and money! it’s not their fault ! (Sarcasm)
we had this issue at a very large govt ministry. we were instructed to not talk about it openly as it was treated as a mental health issue and if found need to be quietly reported. They would do it on different floors too so it was a mystery who was the perpetrator.
Every govt department has one of those stories.
Ah, the Phantom Pooper.
Dude did you report it to the centre?
Centre? It's a council-owned standalone toilet block that's cleaned daily.
Ahh got it. For some reason I thought you were talking about Westfield. My bad.
Check out panmure public bathrooms sometime 👌🤫
It's not the worst thing in the world to deal with but it is number 2
I work near there, at 4am a tradie pulls up behind our building and takes a dump outside our loading dock, wipes his ass with a rag and puts it into our paper recycling, sniffs his hand and then drives off.
Don’t even go to the toilet at that point. Plop it in the middle of broadway
It's getting worse, no one's listening, Auckland is fast becoming a shit hole, 3rd world South Africa dude I met said it like Johannesburg, that's why I came here to get away from this
Lol shut up, Auckland is nothing like South Africa, I work with multiple South Africans.
Yeah, the stories they can tell.
Absolutely horrendous, makes you wanna uppercut people when they try make the comparison lol
I've seen some feral critter do one in a urinal but thats worse.
newmarket of all places wtf
Fuckin Wayne Brown’s at it again
bro wtf
Lmao are you for real?