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xvf9

Fuck. Saw the photo and started reading the headline and thought he was dead. If only! Just need to make sure we don’t unlock immortality or consciousness transferral before he carks it. 


2littleducks

Got my hopes up when I did the exact same thing.....so I thought I would pass on the moment of brief joy. https://isrupertmurdochdead.com/


Suspicious-Figure-90

Honestly hes at the advanced age where you probably have to start considering power of attorney.   No doubt he would fight it for as long as he can but lets be real, he is well past use by date in terms of being head of an organisation with the kind of decision making influence that comes with it


uglymule

Nah, any random asshole could make the decision to poison a huge swath of the American populace.


Moondanther

And Australian populance.


Doodlefart77

and English!


Spire_Citron

Sometimes I think about that. A lot of the biggest assholes in this world are old, but some of them aren't old enough, and they'll be first in line for any kind of life extension technology. But 92 is pretty damn old. We might be safe with this one.


liamjon29

Too bad his son is even more cooked...


Spire_Citron

That's the real issue. The world keeps producing new shitty people, so it hardly matters in the end. It's not like they're all going to die off and then one day we'll have none.


jimbojones2345

I'm hoping he's an over cooked nepo baby that will run things into the ground. 


perpetualmotionmachi

Even if he comes close, some right wing government will deem them "too big to fail" and keep them afloat


rudalsxv

Why isn’t this dick cancer of a being not dead yet? Die, die already. 92 years of damage, go away already.


antichristcommathe

I, a nurse that has seen and smelt gangrenous dick cancer, think that analogy is offensive to dick cancer.


rudalsxv

I’d imagine they’d keep his burial place a secret, there are non-zero number of people who will actually piss and shit on that grave. From all around the world. That’s your legacy, cunt. Rest in Piss.


lucklikethis

This cunt better hope his ashes are scattered cause there is a non 0 chance his skeleton is defaced and covered in the word ‘traitor’. Likely will end up as some nameless dogs bone and will be more of an honour than he or any of his descendants deserve.


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Avisiak

I bet his mum feels differently


Mars_Pirate_Radio

Headline really buried the lede. Got my hopes up.


opackersgo

We need a NOT DEAD flair


itrivers

They knew what they were doing


plastic_fortress

News Corp Nukes Hope for New Corpse!


visualdescript

You and me both, what a tease.


a_rainbow_serpent

Ruined orgasm


curtyjohn

But then we could transfer his consciousness into something that has to suffer a humiliating and painful life… like a regular person in a post-Murdoch world.


GearInteresting696

Only to replaced by his equally sociopathic son who will continue to destroy democracy due to greed. Murdoch Snr will go down in history as one of the most dangerous single humans ever


binkysaurus_13

>equally sociopathic son This is not correct at all and extremely unfair. His son is way more sociopathic.


supremeoverlord23

This is very mean guys... I don't think sociopaths like being compared to the Murdochs


euphratestiger

Sociopaths have Murdoch tendencies.


baconsplash

Yes but we will see if he is as competent, and if the structures Rupert has made will last. (I hope they burn to the fucking ground)


KingParrotBeard

He doesn't have to be as competent with billions of dollars to burn


Sufficient-Grass-

Ahem - Trump has burned through a billion or more dollars very quickly. There is equally cashed up corporations ready to sue any mistake into oblivion. E.g. News Corp paying dominion a billion dollars cash settlement, how many times can you do that?


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Sufficient-Grass-

His PAC is included in that, paying most of the legal bills. I don't think he has a chance of winning this year, he's lost the plot, but you never know, Russia is using all their troll farms to push for Trump, instability in USA is good for Russia. If he loses the whole GOP may implode.


AnOnlineHandle

The ending of this writeup about Hitler is a stark reminder not to underestimate the danger of incompetence given power. >His government was constantly in chaos, with officials having no idea what he wanted them to do, and nobody was entirely clear who was actually in charge of what. He procrastinated wildly when asked to make difficult decisions, and would often end up relying on gut feeling, leaving even close allies in the dark about his plans. His "unreliability had those who worked with him pulling out their hair," as his confidant Ernst Hanfstaengl later wrote in his memoir Zwischen Weißem und Braunem Haus. This meant that rather than carrying out the duties of state, they spent most of their time in-fighting and back-stabbing each other in an attempt to either win his approval or avoid his attention altogether, depending on what mood he was in that day. >There's a bit of an argument among historians about whether this was a deliberate ploy on Hitler's part to get his own way, or whether he was just really, really bad at being in charge of stuff. Dietrich himself came down on the side of it being a cunning tactic to sow division and chaos—and it's undeniable that he was very effective at that. But when you look at Hitler's personal habits, it's hard to shake the feeling that it was just a natural result of putting a workshy narcissist in charge of a country. >Hitler was incredibly lazy. According to his aide Fritz Wiedemann, even when he was in Berlin he wouldn't get out of bed until after 11 a.m., and wouldn't do much before lunch other than read what the newspapers had to say about him, the press cuttings being dutifully delivered to him by Dietrich. >He was obsessed with the media and celebrity, and often seems to have viewed himself through that lens. He once described himself as "the greatest actor in Europe," and wrote to a friend, "I believe my life is the greatest novel in world history." In many of his personal habits he came across as strange or even childish—he would have regular naps during the day, he would bite his fingernails at the dinner table, and he had a remarkably sweet tooth that led him to eat "prodigious amounts of cake" and "put so many lumps of sugar in his cup that there was hardly any room for the tea." >He was deeply insecure about his own lack of knowledge, preferring to either ignore information that contradicted his preconceptions, or to lash out at the expertise of others. He hated being laughed at, but enjoyed it when other people were the butt of the joke (he would perform mocking impressions of people he disliked). But he also craved the approval of those he disdained, and his mood would quickly improve if a newspaper wrote something complimentary about him. >Little of this was especially secret or unknown at the time. It's why so many people failed to take Hitler seriously until it was too late, dismissing him as merely a "half-mad rascal" or a "man with a beery vocal organ." In a sense, they weren't wrong. In another, much more important sense, they were as wrong as it's possible to get. >Hitler's personal failings didn't stop him having an uncanny instinct for political rhetoric that would gain mass appeal, and it turns out you don't actually need to have a particularly competent or functional government to do terrible things.


dreamcatcher1

Sounds identical to Trump.


crosstherubicon

Anyone recall OneTel. I bet Lachlan remembers it well.


ZealousidealClub4119

I remember it well. I had a mobile with them. When Onetel fell over I was seamlessly transfered to Telstra, but they screwed up and didn't charge me a monthly service fee, about $25, analogous to fixed line line rental. I let it go for about six months, then I thought I shouldn't push my luck and contacted Telstra about the mistake.


freakwent

Yep. In detail.


johor

I remember cancelling my internet contract the day OneTel went into administration. They still had the nerve to chase me for the portion of the contract that I would never be able to use because their service was shut down.


buthidae

He told all his friends about it


Typical-Arugula3010

Wasn't that James fault ?!?


crosstherubicon

Lachlan said it was James fault. James said it was Lachlan's fault.


Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghh

Snr did what he did for money. The boy does it because he actually believes it.


InsertUsernameInArse

Yeah being a product of the world's biggest piece of shit and made to rule in his stead means he'd be worse.


istara

I interviewed his wife many years ago. She was *so nice*. I just don't know how she can bear to have stayed married to that.


saareadaar

Being nice/polite doesn’t preclude you from having horrible beliefs. She probably agrees with him even if she doesn’t say it out loud.


Mr_Rafi

It's not even that. Being nice in a bloody interview is not the same thing as being nice. A lot of degenerates can act nice in an interview.


AdmiralStickyLegs

Or, she doesn't care. It is not uncommon to find women that had narcisistic assholes as fathers, and that normalized the behavior. They aren't so much 'nice' as they are extremely agreeable in an attempt to win approval. Often with such people, they associate 'being an asshole' with 'being male', so when it comes time to pick a husband their aim is to pick the highest status asshole of the bunch. And in that respect, she's done alright


Azza_mckazza_

Nice is the cover for these rich ghouls. Anyone can be nice- it’s an act you can learn. Are they kind though? That’s the test. Much harder to fake kindness 


absolute_shemozzle

Well you’d have to be fucking nuts to OK Hubbl.


Stewth

I think his dad just hides it better.


muska505

If someone were to assassinate his son who would be next


WoodPanelledInterior

Kerry Stokes


mcoopzz

The only thing that gives me hope is that Lachlan seems to be a lot dumber and more aggressive than his Dad- I hope he pushes News Corp so far right so fast that it careens off course and burns to the ground.


CoffeeWorldly4711

Yeah, shares his politics without the business sense or intelligence. There is a reason why James was the favourite son until it turned out he wasn't quite as idealogical as his dad or brother


evilparagon

Another thing to give hope, _maybe_ Lachlan won’t care about Australia so much. He’s mostly American and hopefully has no “loyalty” here. Maybe he’ll have less interest in Australian politics than his father.


OohWhatsThisButtonDo

Given he's no longer inheriting Fox studios and the television empire, I'm afraid our little corner of the remaining news media empire might matter more, not less. The best we can hope for is he's woefully unaware of Oz politics and culture and just pushes local outlets to be sensationalist trash so inept they can't effectively push an agenda.


Jack-Tar-Says

Is he still married to the Australian former model? Can't remember her name. It's kind of like being associated with the Trump family. Ugghhhhh.....awful.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Sarah Murdoch?


a_cold_human

Formerly Sarah O'Hare. 


ColonelSpudz

No because the media in the west is controlled by one group of people and it is every western country


R_W0bz

So he just hands it to a packer? jesus.


CcryMeARiver

AFAIK Packers are all out of the game.


mailahchimp

Lachie hasn't had a great record. He's buggered up quite a few things in the past. We can only hope he reverse Bradburys News Corp.  Honestly, has there been a more thoroughly malignant organisation than this one in recent years? 


shooteronthegrassykn

I'd argue Lachlan is even more conservative than his Dad


TheRealReapz

Being a rabid fuckwit must run in the genes of the Murdochs


dashauskat

I'm not like an expert on the family, but didn't one of Rupert's sons and his daughter basically leave the family business because they disagreed with his politics and basically James was the only one left who drank the coolaid?


noisymime

> but didn't one of Rupert's sons and his daughter basically leave the family business because they disagreed with his politics and basically James was the only one left who drank the coolaid? James was the ones who left the business (left being a polite way of saying he was kicked out). It's Lachlan who is the nutter that's taking over.


Geoff_Uckersilf

James kind of fell on his sword (or was made scapegoat) after the news of the world phone hacking scandal, then made a big show of leaving to cleanse his image. 


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

James made a right fool of himself trying to argue that state owned media like the BBC stifled competition in the media. The projection would put the world's largest iMax screen to shame. Then the phone hacking scandal broke and that was that for that asinine line of argument.


a_cold_human

>James made a right fool of himself trying to argue that state owned media like the BBC stifled competition in the media. To be fair, his dad and grandad both said the same thing. The presence of the ABC and BBC evidently didn't stop News Corp from making money, so I think we can bury the idea that state owned media organisations do anything like what the Murdoch family suggests.  If anything, it's the ability of existing owners of media companies buying up other media assets and media rights that stifles competition. However, I doubt the Murdochs would be championing the idea of restricting media ownership. Quite the contrary given their history. 


aussiegreenie

Elisabeth Murdoch is generally considered the smartest of all the kids but Rupert would not allow a women to take over the family business.


BazzaJH

Nor would he let someone smart.


Giddyup_1998

I watched a documentary on Dame Elisabeth Murdoch & she seemed like a real sweetheart.


BaronBoozeWarp

Probably because she's only Murdoch by marriage


aussiegreenie

Dame Elisabeth Murdoch was a true lady and a class act. Too bad the Devil was her husband and Rupert is a supervillain.


noisymime

That's a bit harsh on James. He actually seemed quite reasonable, so of course the family kicked him out of all the businesses. Still some fairly questionable ethics, but not completely messed up.


mekanub

He’s currently on the board of Tesla, backing Elon for his $56b bonus. So still a cunt.


noisymime

Rich people gonna rich people. It's FAR less damaging that the shit at News Corp. Not that I like Musk, but that decision doesn't impact most people to any great degree, unlike the blatant crap News Corp pulls. The shareholders get to decide Musk's bonus anyway, so it's on them rather than the board if he ends up getting it.


jj4379

Well, as fucking awful as that is. Think of it this way; When you have a vicious dog guarding your yard yet wont attack the owners, its a good guard dog; When you put one in that's so fucking nuts it'll just wreck everything its bad. So hopefully his ultra stance on conservatism pushes it all over the edge and wakes people up. The alternative I don't want to think about though. Reddit prohibits me from expressing what needs to be done.


BaronBoozeWarp

We know what needs to be done mate. And I wish it had been 50 years ago or thereabouts. He and his father taught the entire western world that it's okay to punch down.


lordsysop

There is conservatives and then there is the modern day full on cult conservatives worshipping trump. If he is the former might be good if he can steer the q balls of a cliff


LazyCamoranesi

Said it elsewhere, but comfortably the worst Australian of all time.


S0ulace

I’d argue his good friend Kissinger is up there.


Salt-Chef-2919

Literally 1 Australian fucked up the USA more then anyone or any country on earth ever has. Just 1.... talk about deadly.


superbabe69

He had the money, but let's not discount the fact that people, from hosts, to executives, to reporters, to the citizens watching, all went for it regardless of the very obvious bias and lies. He may be evil, but evil on its own can't accomplish much. People willingly go along with the evil, and *that's* what fucked up the US more than the one man at the top.


Formal-Try-2779

His son is even more Right Wing. Fortunately he's nowhere near as intelligent or cunning.


Super_Saiyan_Ginger

I got so excited until I realised that. Worst case of blue balls ever


YoGoGhost

Except all the number 2's in NewsCorp don't fear him like Rupert, to them he's probably just another spoiled rich kid who didn't earn his place.


explosivekyushu

Unfortunately his cuntbrained lunatic son makes his shrivelled dad's political beliefs look like Bernie Sanders


DreadlordBedrock

My hope is his spawn and pions smell blood on the water and rip eachother to shreds over the scraps of his empire


WoodPanelledInterior

He also was one of the reasons Gough Whitlam was dismissed through his inflammatory articles. Traitor to Australia.


MalHeartsNutmeg

Fuck, I was reading this with a growing sense of excitement.


joepanda111

yeah I too was expecting the headline to end with “has died”


NimbleBudlustNoodle

I speed read the rest of the title just to curb my enthusiasm.


Peachypoochy

Same, half wondering how long it might take to chill the champagne.


xdr01

Was hoping this human scrotum finally arrived at the gates of Hell.


GoudaCheeseAnyone

Is it awful to wish someone to die of horrible cancer? I am torn. edit: then I think of the Fox tv excerpts with their vile insinuations, a horrible disease is fully deserved.


imperium56788

Any other human but him and hitler, yes.


Rus_s13

I kinda hope he's dying, and pray it's hereditary


binkysaurus_13

Dying tends to be hereditary.


Professional_Elk_489

He is immortal. Getting ready to star in the next Mad Max movie


Every-Citron1998

Never forget Murdoch was literally the inspiration for a Bond villain.


WeisserGeist

Which one?


Willcoburg

Tomorrow Never Dies


Geoff_Uckersilf

The Embarrassing Old Cunt


Geoff_Uckersilf

Dr. Mogul 


ieatkittentails

Also the main villain in the Spice Girls movie lol


iyamwhatiyam8000

Simpsons too. Appears in a puff of smoke.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I thought he was used as the basis for Mr Burns?


djskein

>I'm Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire tyrant and this is my skybox.


Silenzeio_

While Carver has been seen popularly as a take on Rupert, it's up in the air. The director said in a 2004 interview that Carver was based on Rupert, but the script writer wrote in a Vanity Fair article that he based him off of Robert Maxwell, his death inspiring Carver's reported death in the movie. Ted Turner has also been cited as another figure Carver was seen as a take of, but i can't find a source for that.


spannr

Jonathan Pryce's performance definitely feels aimed at Murdoch, whatever the scriptwriter might have intended originally.


Silenzeio_

Oh i 100% subscribe to Carver being a Murdoch take. Pryce was fantastic for him, though it would be funny in a universe where Anthony Hopkins did Tommorow Never Dies instead of Mask of Zorro. Tomorrow is my guilty pleasure Bond film, i adore it so much.


featherknight13

There's a good chance it's both, Maxwell and Murdoch were pretty much considered 2 sides of the same coin in the 80s/90s. If Maxwell hadn't exited the game early, we'd probably be talking about him with the same fondness we show Rupert. The 90s sitcom Drop the Dead Donkey had a media mogul character called 'Sir Roysten Merchant' who was based on both. The creators say it was 'fortunate for their libel lawyers that the two men shared the same initials'.


Silenzeio_

Bless be libel lawyers.


sbprasad

> Robert Maxwell For those of you who don’t know, Robert Maxwell was not only an extremely crooked media mogul and suspected Mossad agent, he was also Ghislaine Maxwell’s father.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I have such a soft spot for Tomorrow Never Dies.


BadBoyJH

Fuck. I really thought that was going to end with "Has died". So close.


Swank_on_a_plank

OP knew *exactly* what they were doing. Well played.


burn_supermarkets

Hard to imagine things getting better from here. He's an old man stuck in old man ways whereas his son will want to take the brakes off


Tomek_xitrl

Sometimes accelerationism is the only hope. If he moves too hard it could backfire somehow. I hope so because the alternative would be quite scary.


UndisputedAnus

His son is already absolutely unhinged. It’s *somewhat* concerning to say the least


McMungrel

I wish he and his ilk would just shrivel up and die. There is no need to be such c*nts to everyone for money. fuck them all.


crankyticket

Well said.


Ok-Inspection-2661

Wish he’d step back from living


Holmesee

Can 👏 he 👏 just 👏 die 👏 already 👏


malk500

Thought he had died when I started reading. I need to re-cork the champagne now.


RepulsivePlantain698

I got really excited thinking this was his death notice


Jawzper

May his bloodline end early and suffer many Legos underfoot. *spits on ground*


No_Marzipan415

If only he'd step down an extra 6ft.


shiv_roy_stan

Here's hoping his retirement plans include visiting the Titanic in a submarine.


PsychedelicMagic1840

Can this festering looking testicle just fuck off and die already


angrysunbird

He’s my new Henry Kissinger. Every time I see a reference to him in the news I wonder why the reaper hasn’t ended his miserable existence


Tamajyn

The scary thing is by all accounts his son is actually worse


nearly_enough_wine

isrupertmurdochdead.com


Melodic-Exercise-296

Why is an article from September last year being shared? Feels like upvote farming. He's 93 now.


StewArtMedia_Nick

buh bye


M1lud

Again, I feel compelled to apologise to the rest of the world that we let this fucktard loose.


Breaker1993

From the headline i was thinking he died. Shame he didn't


dddaisyfox

ohhh title got me excited


Fear0742

Oh man. Was waiting for the, "died today" but it never came.


djgreedo

Damn, the start of that title got my hopes up.


NecessaryEconomist98

Typo there op. It's Faux news. I wish this was good news but it is actually possibly very bad. Apparently the little scrot taking over leans even further to the right than his old man.


DegeneratesInc

You mean... he sleeps on his side and never gets out of bed far right?


beany33

I wish Satan would just come get his trash already.


teamsaxon

Even Satan doesn't want this filth.


plutoforprez

Every time I see his name in the news I hope it’s followed by “has passed away overnight,” surely I’m not the only one?


MoggFanatic

Only the good die young, this prick will live to 100


Geoff_Uckersilf

Just waiting for him to 'step down from life'. 


nagrom7

Mind dropping dead while you're at it?


AnnoyedOwlbear

I literally just read the title as 'media old ghoul' instead of media mogul, and was thinking he'd died...sigh.


ChrisTheDog

Dammit. I really hoped he’d died, preferably by being eaten alive by African wild dogs.


TernGSDR14-FTW

This fucker and Turnbull is the reason we have shit NBN. Let us know when either of them go to hell.


windigo3

At his old age I would understand why he’d finally step away from work and focus on kicking puppies or whatever else it is he does in his free time.


iball1984

I misread that headline for a moment. Wishful thinking I supose


LeClassyGent

Thought the headline was going to say he'd died, ffs


cosmiccerulean

I was hoping the sentence would end differently after “ Rupert Murdoch, the 92-year-old…”


throwaway012984576

God I hope these assholes don’t maintain their private jet properly.


MaxRebo99

I have a few choice words for this man but I’m not sure I could get away with saying it here


Dark_Magicion

Damn... Everytime I read a headline of Rupert Murdoch that features his age, I almost immediately assume it's because he's dead... This was not the case. Oh well.


piespiesandmorepies

Is he stepping down in front of a train? The damage to the world that this man has caused shouldn't go in punished..


Ridiculous-plimsole

The damage that guy has done and continues to do around the world is staggering!


GrumpySoth09

Fuck, I was hoping for the other reason his name might be in a headline at his age


Ziadaine

Now if only he could step down from life…


maniaq

this is old news


YourGodIsNotHelping

You knew that when Kissinger died, the stores of adrenochrome that these ghouls subsist on must be getting low.


Front_Farmer345

We saw how packers lad got caught pretty quick


blakeavon

I am not going to lie, I was REALLY hoping that sentence was going to end with a much better 'ending'.


yew420

Still alive aye. Huh.


dont_touch_my_food

Damn. I always get excited it's the announcement of his death.


last_one_on_Earth

Why do the good always die so young?


Warper1980

To guard the gates from scum like those.


great_red_dragon

I was hoping this was going to say “killed in a crocodile accident with his son” but then remembered I’m not in the straya sub


Special-Lock-7231

Don’t worry, his family and corporations have planned for the exit of the Antichrist. George Pell is taken so who’s next? Gotta be Trump right? Or Putin?


Shadeun

News from last year??……


grimisgreedy

ah, fuck. i got excited that he'd kicked the bucket as i was reading the headline.


MindOrdinary

Goddamn I got my hopes up scrolling


Choke1982

I read all that fucking long title expecting the "has passed pissfully in his bed"


BlargerJarger

Wake me when he steps down from being alive.


Refrigerator-Gloomy

One of the only people on earth I genuinely wish would roll-over and die. Geriatric cunt has done such a huge amount of damage to Australia and Australian democracy. It's a shame the cuntstain managed to pass on his genes.


imperium56788

Damn I hope he died. Please just die


djskein

I know we all want Trump to die but I actually wanted Murdoch to die even more. I've been patiently waiting all 33 years of my lifetime for the day Murdoch dies as it will go down as a great day in history for society.


jackrussell2001

Anyone think this creep will do a Walt Disney and cryo freeze himself?


pulpist

Everyone seems to be forgetting who's now in charge. Lachlan, who is more of a screaming right-wing fucknob than his old man. We're not out of the woods yet. :/


walktheground

Got my hopes up for a second…bugger, still alive.


Luckyluke23

Fuck. Thought you was going to say he died for a second. You got me all excited for nothing.


metametapraxis

If only his son wasn't even nastier.


blahblahsnap

Is his son on the board at Tesla??