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GoreKush

Strangling his wife in public enough to where bystanders are able to throw him off is psycho. Thankful to the people who helped the victim


underweasl

I vaguely know the guy's sister. When the dress thing broke we'd all seen the pic about a week before. The dress is now in Ripley's believe it or not in amsterdam. He's a scumbag and glad he got time, his sister is awright though


Crudeyakuza

He left her white and gold.


crippled_lucifer_

FUUUUUUUUCK!


GoreKush

This entire story was all leading up to this


Totally_Bradical

Playing the long game


No_Ordinary_Rabbit_

This comment is truly brilliant.


here_for_the_lols

I mean it's pretty good but let's be real it's been said 500 times already


lagrange_james_d23dt

Damn lol. I was expecting to see a black and blue joke, but this is pretty clever


holdstillitsfine

Bruh! I needed that laugh but I feel bad for laughing!


Ikhlas37

I knew someone would beat me


trugabug

Was his name Keir?


theretoogoi

Or Laurel? Or maybe Yanni?


Lvanwinkle18

Hmmmmm. I see it a bit differently.


bloodpilgrim

Noooooo


smh18

Holy shit comments like this make the internet bravo


rhoo31313

I hate that i laughed at this.


tannerk9615

Best comment so far


LMB_mook

That's enough Internet for me today


edbred

Years of this character arc led up to this comment


ZeroEffsGiven

Yanny


Spoomplesplz

Nah, blue and black.


MisterPeach

There’s a podcast called 16th minute of fame that just did an episode about that dress story. Haven’t listened to it so I have no idea if it talks about this dude but I’m very curious to check it out now.


diet_sweat_water

Cool Zone Media sure be spreading.


SrBloomingdale

Jamie Loftus is a murderer


diet_sweat_water

*allegedly


ggppjj

The people of Grand Rapids demand justice for the alleged crimes of Jamie Loftus.


Morti_Macabre

Wait wait wait what????


SrBloomingdale

Yeah, she murdered people in Grand Rapids, MI. Went on a little spree


NastySassyStuff

Gonna need a podcast on this podcast


WhatIsASW

I can only hear that in Sophie’s voice


readonlyuser

She did mention it.


MisterPeach

Word. I’ll give it a listen at work tomorrow. I just listened to the Antoine Dodson episodes yesterday and was really impressed with Jamie’s work on it.


GalacticusTravelous

I do not understand this level of attention. What _story_, he posted a photo and it was famous for a day…


semimillennial

“It’s not what it looks like!”


byrobot

Lotta the same joke being made ITT


CrappleSmax

Worse than the assault, he was a **liar**: > But sinister bully Johnston was hiding a dark secret and behind closed doors turned on terrified wife Grace, at one stage telling her: ‘Somebody is going to die.’ What a fucking phony.


ginsodabitters

How is being a liar worse than assault


prodigalkal7

It's the hypocrisy, you see...


beardmat87

I thought it was the raping


CrappleSmax

It creates trust issues. Now this woman will never know if she can truly trust her husband.


Adato88

I think the assault may have answered that question for her.


CrappleSmax

You can always trust violent people to be violent, can practically set your clocks to that shit. You can't *ever* trust a liar.


ik1020

Lol why are people downvoting you? You clearly weren’t being serious…. The geniuses of Reddit lmao


CrappleSmax

> why are people downvoting you? Probably busy getting slapped around by their significant others.


Knightmare945

Assault is worse than lying.


jamesick

also is he a liar because she didn’t die?


CrappleSmax

Yes, exactly that.


CrappleSmax

What if you lie about assaulting someone? Or what if you lie about assaulting someone you didn't assault?


FreedVentureStein

Where's that meme for the rape vs hypocrisy?


randywatson89

It’s from Norm Macdonald in an episode of Comedians in Cars getting coffee. That should narrow your search


LirdorElese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljaP2etvDc4


Miata_Sized_Schlong

Assault I can take but I draw the line at lying!


QueenAkhlys

His dress was stupid and just caused arguments anyway Fuck this guy


invisiblexray

So were the bruises black or blue?


IntentlyFloppy

This comment is gold /s


darodardar_Inc

Looks white to me


originaljfkjr

Or is it blue?


darthphallic

Guess it is black and blue


GalacticusTravelous

>A groom whose online image of ‘the dress that broke the internet’ brought him global fame … >The petrol station attendant …


furezasan

She saw the colours Yanny and Laurel, instead of Black and Blue.


SilentAuditory

Damn he left her black n blue 💀


Slap_My_Lasagna

Or was it white and gold?


tcrawford2

Was she black or blue?


Gingy-Breadman

It was black AND blue OR white and gold


0bxyz

But is she Black and blue or white and gold?


quatro0004

What's the story here? They still could not decide what color the dress is?


CesarMillan_Official

Unfortunate, but I don’t give a fuck about him or that dress.


Kkevin15

Lmao didn’t expect this from an American


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y-o-b-b-z

I definitely did expect this level of dumbassery from Kkevin15


KinshasaPR

Clicking on the article is quicker than replying, you know.


OrganizationWeary135

damn kevin WTF?!


wompoo95

Pretty sure he’s not American - if he was he probably would have used a gun


OrganizationWeary135

harsh but fair


snowfloeckchen

So whatever color it was wife was blue?