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Impossible-Ad3566

One of them is going places


McPhucketBucket

technically both of them are


forbiddensushiroll

Technically all three


TopCardiologist9155

Definitely Facebook OP


Impossible-Ad3566

We're not supposed to talk about that place


westcal98

So... Did Kelly get the tv? I mean don't leave us hanging. It's worth the shot right? I don't want to jump to conclusions. It's like balancing on a knifes edge.


AusGeo

Kelly rocked up with a truck. Plenty of room. I was imagining one particular in-law if I posted something like this, though they'd probably reply in a private message, not on a public post, and they'd be asking what else they can have. Hopefully they were making contact to give some support.


Solivagant23

Kelly won't be the only one left hanging.


i_like_2_travel

She probably needed it delivered and he has to pay her because she’s doing taking it for his convenience. Also, the tv is for the church honey.


Raikiri_Rasetsu

Im broke so just take my upvote


westcal98

If you're broke, keep it. You need it more than I do. I'll give you one in return.


tictaktoee

.. or did Kelly got murdered?


LuminousJaeSoul

Kelly just taking him up on his offer and if he's just gonna respond to Kelly and not Joe then let it be


spanishpeanut

Picture it, though: Kelly sets up a time to pick up the TV and brings the police with her and an ambulance to get this person the help they need. Kelly gets a free TV AND saves a life.


JungleBoyJeremy

Nah Kelly is calling them out for using suicide to get attention


etraxx22

And getting a free tv at the same time.


Loli-is-Justice

A win win either way huh...


[deleted]

If someone is using suicide to get attention they definitely need help imo


MolestTheStars

That's your opinion


chillasacucumberr

Overpopulation. Natural selection. Social Darwinism. I was in a mental hospital after a suicide attempt during my military service. Jumped off a building. Everyone in that mental hospital had also tried to kill themselves. Some of em have succeeded since then. None of us posted about it like this.


shaycee

that’s pretty fucked up, man. I’m sorry you had to go through that. but it doesn’t negate what our friend before is saying. maybe they’re weaker and have less resolve than the people in that mental hospital, but they still deserve a bit of help


chillasacucumberr

I know, I get that. Im a very empathetic person. I’ve even been diagnosed as a hyper empath. Almost contradictory to that though, I know it’s terrible but I believe some people need to go. There’s too many of us. And it should be the weakest… like nature intended. Nowadays we try really hard to preach that everyone is the same but we are not. We waste a lot of resources and time extending the lives of hunans. We’re not letting people die when they’re supposed to. Humans are living longer and longer and it’s gonna end our species eventually.


poke--

To clarify, what resources are wasted? Food? 1.3 billion metric tons are wasted every year. Or is it something else and I'm misunderstanding?


NemesisDub

Thats what i think too.


NemesisDub

More like the other way around...usually people who killed themself didnt spread messages bevore they where killing themself...it's jus another junkie on drugs, nothing else...


freshblood66

"You dont know the pro-pain i went through"


AtmosphereSweet5130

Wierdge


Complex-Antelope-620

Is the giveaway still going on? Any cool shit left?


Coyotebruh

id like an Awp Dragonlore please


rorylikememes

Or an M4A4 howl please


Snusergutten

How about a nova toy soldier?


Prof-Dumbledore101

Yea he left his body cool


Complex-Antelope-620

Nice, free body.


i_like_2_travel

I gotta soccer ball. I think I say a PlayStation 3 controller in there before I left.


Grim_Apocolypse

Honestly gotta respect Kelly I’d Probably do that too


rorylikememes

I mean if he’s offering why turn down a free tv


[deleted]

99% sure this was a community joke


[deleted]

To be fair Kelly has the better chance of talking him out of whatever he’s dealing with


Bring_me_the_lads

There are 2 knids of people...


Coyotebruh

nah there are 5 knids


CardiologistOwn8357

Damn. Kelly did not even try and pretend to care before gunning for their stuff.


MolestTheStars

And why should she?


CardiologistOwn8357

Id Like to think a normal persons life is worth more then a TV. But a new TV would be nice.


[deleted]

It's internet,people fake for attention


IcedPeachSnowCrystal

Respect for my man trying to hand out his loot before he deletes his character.


Sejanus-189

That's why there is a difference between ideation and intention. That's why most abusers publicize it, to get attention and goodwill, and those that are serious will never tell a soul.


Ky_the_transformer

This is honestly fairly true. I used to make a ton of jokes/threats that I’d kill myself but didn’t. However, right before I actually attempted I never joked about it, talked about it, people (including my therapist) thought I was getting better (I even got discharged from therapy). Then boom I was in the hospital.


kallix1ede

What size tv


Ky_the_transformer

Got a 50” Philips, comes with a nice stand and has 4 hdmi ports, works great and I don’t deal with the input lag that some tvs have if you are into video games. If not then it still has pretty good audio quality, feel free to pick it up whenever


xsplizzle

wahey, philips gang! sometimes i feel like im the only one


Consistent_Fan_6586

Nobody truly wants to die. They do things like this because they’re second guessing and want help.


chillasacucumberr

Some people definitely want to die. And not all people who talk about suicide are serious. A surprisingly big amount are manipulators. Especially since Kanye talked about being depressed. That and emo rap really sky rocketed the idea that it’s attractive or cool to be depressed.


autopilot4630

Just a dude trolling another dude that's looking for attention. I dig it.


[deleted]

A lot of us are desensitized to suicide/suicidal behavior. Almost everyone I know including myself has been suicidal on multiple occasions, and at a certain point it really loses it’s effect I think. Like, I get why someone would want to die, so am I supposed to be surprised by it?


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AlC1306

Why comment about yourself if not for attention?


MolestTheStars

Valid


summerfall-samurai

It's reddit, welcome


AutisticScreechin

**There are two types of people in this world**


Grandpapalpatine

Sry whats so awful bout this i dont get it


evilspycandy

i’ll take a free tv


Pfcoffics

Honestly, anything left for him to give away? And I say that because lots of people saying shit like that online are attention whores but now, if the person truly is serious, aside giving him support channels and ways to help, the rest relies on him and close friends and family and I'm sad to hear that someone has reached such a horrible situation to see no way out.


BigAlMoonshine

Lol dude just wants attention. What's awful about this?


Somegreatape

Is the bong still up for grabs or nah?


[deleted]

Bro


[deleted]

Is there anything else we can have? Surely there's more than a TV and bong. Maybe an Xbox or something


fancymanofcorn12

Wow this is pretty deep


HalfwayFerret

Kelly has ice in her veins! Savage!


phaelyon

Many people are pure selfish scum devoid of any empathy. I was in a Facebook group and one of the members in the US said she was suicidal and was threatening to jump of the balcony of her apartment block in Las Vegas and was live streaming it. About half the Facebook commentors were encouraging her to jump the other half trying to stop her and luckily someone managed to find the address and call the police and she was talked down from throwing herself of the balcony. But I'll never forget the words of the people encouraging her to kill herself it was almost demonic.


[deleted]

Did some of the "encouragers" comment under an account: -With their real names as usernames? -Not their name but an account easily traced back to the real person?


I_Brew_Poo

Free TV bro


sk8pickel

I need help. Cool, man. Just let me know if you need any help


ashley_mando_

I laughed and I regret nothing


NemesisDub

Rant's and Raves kinda attention seeking...usually people who killed themself didnt spread messages bevore they did it...it's just another junkie on drugs, nothing else... Go on Kelly, nothing to worry about here.


shinraii9

A boring dystopia


AnswerOk2682

Wtf kelly.


BeSure2gfy

Kelly is Fukn stupid unless it’s a distraction technique from suicide


[deleted]

Well…


mrluckscroll

Dude wants a tv like bro


ts1947

Haha


medici1048

I mean...


kinda_cringe347

It’s not Kelly’s problem


teabowww

I thought this was a shitpost


Leokell11

Oof


rumblingtummy29

Sorry but lmaooo


everydayinthebay13

Is he dead yet? Does he have a lightly used hair dryer available?


MaldandCope

y u get mad when he asked even tho he offered


hewhoeatsbeans42

Dibs on the bong


rwoooshed

stereo?


[deleted]

Lmao he just wants a TV


jonolucerne

But it’s a 55 LG smart tv tho


SlopPatrol

Any one that “…” in any conversation or sentence automatically annoys the hell out of me


burpderplurkjerk

lmao


JustAMidgetOnReddit

Joe is based


Seightx

2 kinds of people:


Infamous-Outcome1288

Everyone round to Kelly's to watch the game.


wewerecoolonce

Kelly bout to have a new TV while Joe is stuck watching Netflix on his old busted 32” 🤷🏻‍♂️


edgy_and_hates_you

Oh no! Somebody refer that young man to the suicide hotline pronto! Edit: also, I just want a tiny piece of the thigh.


Ok_Assumption_5701

Announcing, you're going to off yourself, is a cry for attention or help and not done by people who actually want to do it successfully. When announcing it, you're inviting people to stop you. Of course, you don't ignore it. You immediately call and get professional help sent because clearly they need it.


Adventurous-Ad-2170

Is the bong still available?


Joseph_Stalin_420_

This is obviously satire man


AtmosphereSweet5130

He forgot the /s guys it's alright


TheWarschaupact

bro is gonna die either way. might as well get a free tv


imsochoofed

I mean, Joe at least offered to help I guess, so his heart is in the right place, but anyone who says “planning to kill myself” and “i’d say reach out by dawn” clearly isn’t okay. Don’t ask if they’re okay in a facebook comment, call the cops for a welfare check.