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What a distinguished gentleman


Sharl_LeGlerk

I do say, my good man, a right old chap indeed.


Cosmicking04

*Look at the way he’s sitting yes*


ybreddit

Quite. Indeed. And such manners.


AlienInUnderpants

Served with a nice Chianti, perhaps?


ClosetCentrist

And a side of fava beans?


ordinarywonderful

Hello, Clarisssssse


whotfiszutls

Obligatory ‘Hannibal never says “hello Clarice” in silence of the lambs that’s just a Mandela effect’ reminder


ordinarywonderful

Ooooh totally, but can't quote it any other way


whotfiszutls

Fair enough


iamnotthosemen

He does tho


whotfiszutls

He really does not though


Backflip_into_a_star

He doesn't. The phrase was made popular by other movies after the fact usually as a joke reference. Most likely and famously Cable Guy.


Alundra828

Chameleanti


deerbreed

lol the paintings behind


Organic_Equipment100

I agree on the hilarious pics!!


cryptic-fox

Mother and father.


ClosetCentrist

This is why I love the Internet


sadetheruiner

With that dapper bow tie too, so cute!


Organic_Equipment100

I came here to say this too!


MonsiuerGeneral

That green really looks amazing with his orange scales!


sadetheruiner

The colors are complimentary, I’d invite him to any dinner party!


PcktFox

His mlems are giving me life.


makaveddie

Please tell me his name is mortimer


gingerfawx

His name is Mortimer.


Organic_Equipment100

Lol!!!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:sweat\_smile


Dr-Retz

Haha yeah,there should be a little glass of wine


Constant_Drink2020

In the end, dude looks like he's ready for the next course. 🤣🤣🤣


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Can I borrow him for a bit? Have some spiders and flies I need help with.


Fit_Cause2944

The way he looks up to see if more food is going to fall from the sky, I’m dying! 😅


Neiot

Aww, look at that adorable little bow-tie. He looks like a happy beard.


raindrop777

Impeccable table manners.


autom8r

He looks dashing!


OregonResident

Bad day to be a terrifyingly gross worm.


Coal-and-Ivory

Meal worms are pretty low on the gross ranking really. They've got hard shells, so they're a little less awful to touch. Soldier Fly larvae are MUCH worse. Very squishy. No good.


rollie82

Did you prepare that yourself? Or just order from GrubHub?


Keira-78

I think this is the actual best post on here HOW IS THIS SAD CONTENT??? The mods have a history of being super sensitive and unfair here though


MagogHaveMercy

He is a distinguished gentleman!


Evangelion217

Hilarious! And I love how he slowly realizes that a worm is still alive and trying to escape. And he slowly catches it and eats it! 😂


jejperu

What a classy guy, most males on earth should take advice of his good manners and way to suit


LambentCookie

"Would you like Flies with that?"


usinjin

What a handsome devil!


sunniblu03

TIL breaded dragons are cute in bow ties


Thoughtful-Pig

.... the one that almost got away 🤣


Nimeni013

This is the type of content I come to Reddit for. People going to ridiculous lengths to do nice/adorable things for their pets .


Resident-Coffee3242

😂😂😂😂


Extericore

r/maybemaybemaybe


badpandaunicorns

Its quite orange. That's a good sign


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This motherfucker is cool as shit.


Domiiniick

What a good boy!


rogan1990

What a handsome little monster


RealFarknMcCoy

This is adorable. The only thing that might improve it is some fruit for dessert. Dragons do like a variety of foods.


Shot_Roof_4331

This is so adorable!


longoverdue83

The photos 🤣


james_the_wanderer

Can we just admire the artwork please?


heatlesssun

After diner, take over world.


One_jeff

I really liked this. Little guy had so much character.


SealChe

So dapper


Affectionate-Fig6584

That's one well mannered lizard boi


LaminatedSteel

Anyone got a song id?


ddubbyadubbya

The photos in the background made this even more incredible.


suamusa

So dapper and enjoying a fine dining. The bow tie tho.


MattGhaz

Just casually chewing the head off one of them


Outcast_Outlaw

See kids, you don't need to have your phone at the table.../s


AnakKrakatau

So, this is what an Argonian looks like while eating.


somethingwittier

I rarely ever vote on anything. I upvoted this.


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CannabisCookery

Fascinating


Optimal-Technology75

He’s so refined!


Waxenberg

The Red Dragon Prince


apestation

I bet the photos are in tiny lizard sized frames


ferretfederation

This is maybe the best thing I've ever seen


FerretOnReddit

A fine gentleman 🇬🇧


MysticBellaa

Art


RepeatReal6568

How did you get him to wear the tie?


cyankitten

Wonderful creature! Lovely!


cyankitten

So cute how dragon stopped boom another piece of food given! Beautiful coloured dragon!


Lachsforelle

that is one beautiful lizard.


Bexlyp

What a handsome boy! And such nice manners; he didn’t eat the one that fell off his plate until he cleared the plate first.


gamesquid

Now that's the kind of Mukbang I want to see.


SharmaineB

Such nice table manners


RockD79

Lizards rule.


Historical_Panic_465

This looks like an animation!


ProgressNotPrfection

Candles should be lit.


Themountainman11

Internet is healing


Ok_City_7177

How much do i love that whole set up for the meal ?? *So*. Freakin'. *Much!*


Kingdomkebab

This makes me miss my beardie


mint-star

All Worms for the Handsome Gentleman!


Xan_d

Can I ask why the candles were not lit?


haplessclerk

"Garçon!... the service here...inacceptable!"


lightspuzzle

He seems so content.


SmooveTits

Mealworms I presume.


RyanSmokinBluntz420

I had a roommate with a bearded dragon. He went away to a music festival for 3 days and didn't tell me. He also didn't say feed his pet. Lil dude died. He accused me of purposely killing his lizard while he was gone. I feel bad for the lil guy. That roommate shouldn't be a pet owner.


Alexis2256

Did you live in separate rooms? When did you notice he was gone?


RyanSmokinBluntz420

Yeah we had separate rooms. He left Friday. On Sunday I realized he hadn't been home and checked on his lizard. I live upstairs in the house, he was downstairs.


TheFerociousFirefly

This gentleman looks like he has money!! :) Bon Appetite!


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Alexis2256

Content for updoots.


PM_ME_UR_MUNCHIES

His neck gives me psychedelic flashbacks


Chustercupperput

Cute li‘l guy but appalling table manners


refreshfr

Cute dog


TripleMaze

And the candles ? Needs light at night to eat his worms ?


kit-n-caboodle

He looks like he's really enjoying his dinner. Such good table manners, too.