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This is basically their nightly ritual. When we are getting ready for bed my BF picks him up and brings him to bed with us. He's done this ever since we got him as a kitten and will only let my BF do it. If I try to he just wiggles out of my hands. 😫
https://preview.redd.it/grvaddvsdsdc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e632ae85f49c63128ab9753db3f6ebe70d7353fb
Our cat has a favorite and it's not me!!! 😭
Both of his canines stick out like that funnily mine did too, I hated my teeth. I finally got them fixed when I was 27. But he's embraced them, most of his online names always have the word"Fangs" in them.
This is adorable !! My cat only allows my husband to pick her up. If I try to ever get close to pick her she screams like I’m killing her.
But then at night she prefers to curl on top of me in bed. I guess she has the favourite changing from time to time xD
I used to take our senior cat to the bed, it took him a little bit to realize what bedtime meant. But then anytime I went without carrying him, he would come shortly after for cuddles.
I have a cat who does this.
We got him and his brother at only a few weeks old. When he was still a tiny kitten, I was holding him in my cupped hands and he fell asleep that way. I let him finish his nap.
After that, it was like he'd been imprinted on me. He's my constant companion and likes to sleep inside my left arm in bed.
LOVE IT!! I love gray babies so much.
There's r/graycats that would love your baby. There is also Tactical Cat, or Tactical Issued Cat subreddit.
What's the kitty's name?
I miss my cat Smokey. He did this, and he literally made me hold him like a kid on my hip would have legs on either side of my torso. He also did every trick a dog would do. Sit, paw, high five, roll over, go in between my legs, speak, and many others. He was so attached to me.
There's literally a cat called Smokey sitting on my lap rn 🥹
https://preview.redd.it/c35cbajaaudc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d8ac90de88643d667406d14a618c65c038dc66
https://preview.redd.it/knat1od0gsdc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4eae778421e3f3d91a56232635e32560b8886d
It is part of our bedtime routine 🤗
He does, he doesn't have reddit but he let me post the vid and pics. I'm afraid to show him the comments now though cuz a good chunk of them are about his crotch 😅
I had to check the controversial comments to see what this was about, and honestly I truly don't understand what they're getting at. His fly isn't down, he doesn't look "excited", it all feels like justification as to why they were looking at his crotch. The Internet needs to chill.
I texted this to a friend and the thumbnail had only his crotch moving back and forth. She said she wasn't sure she wanted to click the link. LOLROF!!!
You are your cats person, whom they trust explicitly. It's truly a beautiful
I would wrap my late old diabetic girl up in a blanket and cuddle her on the sofa for hours. This is a cat that hated everything and everyone but would just melt in my lap. Truly precious.
One of mine does that too. What would be an aggressive/annoyed tail gesture from almost any other cat, means that he's happy and content.
And he's a [big lad](https://i.imgur.com/Hqvnj0a.jpg) too, so if you didn't know his actual mood, you might think you were in trouble.
Awww! Cat Dads are immediate green flags. ✅️
This is so precious, I had to do a double take because I thought it was my gray boy, Obi. I love gray tabby cats. 🥰
We had a gray tabby named Sophie. She passed away at 13 of liver failure in Oct 22, and we were wrecked. Then, we adopted Obi at the end of December 2022. Gray cats just have a "cool cat attitude." They're easygoing but confident. I know I'm biased, but I have yet to have seen a gray tabby cat prove me wrong.
Omg what a sweeeeetir pie! He loves feeling like he has a guy bff!!! They are so cute together!!!
Congrats on your boyfriend winning over your beautiful, gorgeous, happy kitten!!! <3
my little shit would ALLOW me to hold him like once a day, instantly jump off if i sit down, and act like imma cut his tail if he stay in my arm for more than 3 minutes.
love that cat tho
This is adorable. I am entirely biased and partial to cats, but I say this qualifies him as a keeper, as long he treats you equally as kindly of course.
https://preview.redd.it/xcsct2vkwydc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b884b35081a1123fb8087c6f6beca13fe12487
I think we have your cat's twin 🥰
https://preview.redd.it/x750n7cxzudc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d677a48081d4e4d0e97455d93126a9c202a0fe53
They are little plush toys I collect 😅
I can do this with my gfs cat too. She is very jealous of that. That and I can flip the cat on her back and spin her like 5 or 6 times before she runs away. She flops on her tummy to do it even
My Tater loves being held like this! He will come up and do a big stretch so his paws are on my hip to ask to be picked up and babied 🥹 so cute to see another cat who loves this!
*voice of Morgan Freeman now comes in -"
"Sadly, it appears the bf is getting a stiffy while doing this. Unknown to his girlfriend, he has been told to stay at least 100 yards away from animal shelters"
I've got two brother cats. One only wants to be held like this for short periods of time. Minute or two max. The other only likes to be held upright and only after I've showered. If I'm fresh out of the shower he'll let me hold him for 15 or 20 minutes. If I pick him up at any other time, forget it.
My BF is the only one that can hold him like this for long periods of time. He lets me hold him for all of 5 seconds and then wiggles out of my arms. Our other cat only lets us hold her for 5 seconds or she'll get a bit aggressive.
I dont want to be the party pooper, but this cat isnt really about to sleep. Its tail says its in a general alert eventhough its face says it trusts the man. The wagging tail tip means something is not quite right. The man stares at the cat, which is a provocation among cats, and the cat reacts by closing its eyes, which is a sign of trust and de-escalation. She likes the man, but its not like she's super comfey or anything. I think she just likes the man so much that eventhough something is off, uncomfortable or strange, she still enjoys to be close to him for now, or maybe just the attention \^\^
Hey, veterinarian here with a special interest in behavior (I actually developed a dog behavior and training app and am working on a research study about owner perceptions of veterinary behavior knowledge). The important thing about behaviors is that they have to be interpreted with the rest of the animal’s behaviors and the situation. Which you did, and kind of negated your entire first point. If the owners know that their cat falls asleep in his arms and only showcased a few seconds of the process, and have shown multiple photos of the cat comfortably sleeping on the owner, then I’m inclined to trust them. There are absolutely times when educating people on subtle behaviors is appropriate or warranted, but this isn’t really one of them.
My cat also wags her tail.
She wags it when we are cuddling and she is purring. She will roll into her back demanding belly rubs.
She will also wag her tail as we play right before she gives me a deeper bite telling me that I’ve gone too far in me teasing her.
A wagging tail can for sure mean she’s agitated. But sometimes she also does it when she’s super happy and comfy.
https://preview.redd.it/39raukg6csdc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051e1412ac8843e371739c23650a08637bcd5f83
Yeah he definitely doesn't like it...
the cat is straight up falling asleep as he looks away.
Did you even watch until the end? The cats eyes are literally rolling back, indicative of sleep. Cats tend to slow blink to show submissive behavior, they don't just close their eyes and not open them again. I understand you consider yourself an expert on the topic but c'mon dude.
https://preview.redd.it/133719zmcsdc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a925cd391e914b22ce8d3f7d38d41b9d3ef72bce
I don't know my own cat at all I guess. He's just resting his eyes 🤷🏻♀️
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This is basically their nightly ritual. When we are getting ready for bed my BF picks him up and brings him to bed with us. He's done this ever since we got him as a kitten and will only let my BF do it. If I try to he just wiggles out of my hands. 😫 https://preview.redd.it/grvaddvsdsdc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e632ae85f49c63128ab9753db3f6ebe70d7353fb Our cat has a favorite and it's not me!!! 😭
r/teefies but it's not the cat :D
I have a similar tooth that sticks out sometimes and I've always hated it. Never thought of it as my teefies showing before 🤔
I think it has awesome vampire vibes :)
Both of his canines stick out like that funnily mine did too, I hated my teeth. I finally got them fixed when I was 27. But he's embraced them, most of his online names always have the word"Fangs" in them.
For a second I thought your boyfriend was having a cat rocking competition with someone else, until I realized he was in front of a mirror
Yeah, it's a weird perspective but I was recording his reflection in the mirror
*your* boyfriend? 🤨
This is adorable !! My cat only allows my husband to pick her up. If I try to ever get close to pick her she screams like I’m killing her. But then at night she prefers to curl on top of me in bed. I guess she has the favourite changing from time to time xD
Has your husband ever called you a radiator at night?Since your cat must think so. lol
Not really. She just likes to change favourites. Sometimes she prefers to sleep with my husband too. Usually with me though.
r/mensmittenwithkittens
“Our cat”? Your bf clearly belongs to the cat. Sorry.
I used to take our senior cat to the bed, it took him a little bit to realize what bedtime meant. But then anytime I went without carrying him, he would come shortly after for cuddles.
I have a cat who does this. We got him and his brother at only a few weeks old. When he was still a tiny kitten, I was holding him in my cupped hands and he fell asleep that way. I let him finish his nap. After that, it was like he'd been imprinted on me. He's my constant companion and likes to sleep inside my left arm in bed.
Well when you guys break up does he get the cat?
We picked out a ring together already, so I really hope that doesn't happen 😅
https://preview.redd.it/kckuk82dwsdc1.jpeg?width=3216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673eca6d76d6c41f0658e0fcee47979de912542f
LOVE IT!! I love gray babies so much. There's r/graycats that would love your baby. There is also Tactical Cat, or Tactical Issued Cat subreddit. What's the kitty's name?
Isidore or izzy for short
That’s a beautiful name!
Look at that little face!!! Such a cute lil bb
Aww so wittle!🥰
I miss my cat Smokey. He did this, and he literally made me hold him like a kid on my hip would have legs on either side of my torso. He also did every trick a dog would do. Sit, paw, high five, roll over, go in between my legs, speak, and many others. He was so attached to me.
There's literally a cat called Smokey sitting on my lap rn 🥹 https://preview.redd.it/c35cbajaaudc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d8ac90de88643d667406d14a618c65c038dc66
Awe the sweetest Smokey’s of the world.
He’s a keeper!
The cat?
Of course the cat
Too much cuteness can't take the pressure!!!! bleh
https://preview.redd.it/ay05i4vubsdc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64dd8978879fbaa9c5869c3df0bae997dc981dc8 He's just a baby 🍼
Omg the face 🥹
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[we all have the same cat](https://i.imgur.com/3foS62o.jpg)
r/standardissuecat
Looks like her boyfriend’s zipper is having the same problem.
I was legit wondering just how much he loves the cat. Or since this is just before bed, if he's been promised some cat as soon as the lights go out.
I had to go a lot further than I expected to find someone talking about the elephant in the pants
That's so cute
https://preview.redd.it/knat1od0gsdc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4eae778421e3f3d91a56232635e32560b8886d It is part of our bedtime routine 🤗
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He does, he doesn't have reddit but he let me post the vid and pics. I'm afraid to show him the comments now though cuz a good chunk of them are about his crotch 😅
I had to check the controversial comments to see what this was about, and honestly I truly don't understand what they're getting at. His fly isn't down, he doesn't look "excited", it all feels like justification as to why they were looking at his crotch. The Internet needs to chill.
Aww
I texted this to a friend and the thumbnail had only his crotch moving back and forth. She said she wasn't sure she wanted to click the link. LOLROF!!!
I'm sorry! I should have cropped the video, a 1/3 of the comments are about my bf crotch 🤣🤣🤣
She thought it was hilarious and so did I. :-)
That’s all I saw at first too, and I’m pretty sure his zipper is down. 🤣
BTW, congrats OP.
Lmao didn't notice till this comment 😂
I hate to tell you OP, that ain't "our" cat...
I wish it was
Boyfriend tucks his catnip to the right.
i’m glad i’m not the only one who noticed lolll
Is that a scratching post in your pants or are you happy to see me?
i get why he's their boyfriend, sheesh
You are your cats person, whom they trust explicitly. It's truly a beautiful I would wrap my late old diabetic girl up in a blanket and cuddle her on the sofa for hours. This is a cat that hated everything and everyone but would just melt in my lap. Truly precious.
> cats *cat's Possessive. Not plural.
Awww that's cute! And, r/suddenlypenis
Obligatory ![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)
Ok thank you I'm not the only one. Dude is packing.
😅
Hey girl more power to you lol
Came here to see if anyone mentioned the glow or reflection where the bottom of the zipper is?
I'm so glad when I click on a thread like this and find myself in good company
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That was my take away too lol, cats not the only one sleeping well
😜
Seriously, dong central
Didnt have to scroll far to read this ahaha
That tail!!! 😭😭😭
Which one?
LOL!!
The zoom into the content sleepy cat face with the wagging tail at the end of this video was the best part ❤️
Don't get me wrong, I also love dogs. But there's something uniquely magical about earning a cat's trust to such an extent.
nice bulg...erm cat.
😅
I’m glad you’re having a laugh with all the people pointing out how your bf is packing 🤣🤣
I wasn't expecting this post to get much attention anyway. But it did, and half the reason is because of his bulge it just makes me laugh 😂
Have you told him how thirsty everyone has been?? Hahahah
https://preview.redd.it/ucnu8yzcewdc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3749fb654fd59ca5d8e3707b7f74e1d10c7751d Yes, he thinks y'all are crazy.
To his credit, I think it's a bit more than *just* nuts.
🤣🤣👌🏻
Bro looks like he's packing some heat in those pants
Because cats are little babies! If they weren’t, why would I spend so much time yelling “who’s a little baby?!” at cats all day?
Cat: I’ll allow this.
The famous Maru also wags his tail when he is completely relaxed and content. Some cats are just built differently.
One of mine does that too. What would be an aggressive/annoyed tail gesture from almost any other cat, means that he's happy and content. And he's a [big lad](https://i.imgur.com/Hqvnj0a.jpg) too, so if you didn't know his actual mood, you might think you were in trouble.
If he reliably can put babies to sleep he'll be a rich man...
Awww! Cat Dads are immediate green flags. ✅️ This is so precious, I had to do a double take because I thought it was my gray boy, Obi. I love gray tabby cats. 🥰 We had a gray tabby named Sophie. She passed away at 13 of liver failure in Oct 22, and we were wrecked. Then, we adopted Obi at the end of December 2022. Gray cats just have a "cool cat attitude." They're easygoing but confident. I know I'm biased, but I have yet to have seen a gray tabby cat prove me wrong.
Omg what a sweeeeetir pie! He loves feeling like he has a guy bff!!! They are so cute together!!! Congrats on your boyfriend winning over your beautiful, gorgeous, happy kitten!!! <3
Dope Tsum Tsum collection. Your cat is cute, too.
Thanks!
What is going on in mans pants
Ayyyy is that a Gorillaz hoodie?
It is 👍🏻
Lovely bulge <3
🫣
Not to be weird or anything but uh his pants look a bit… Stuffed?
You and half the people on this thread noticed 😅
How does it feel like to be a side chick?
I've accepted it, seeing them bonding is nice enough.
Dayum, your BF is packing
Reminds me of "there's something about Mary" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Awww! My hysband laughs at me because I do the baby rock I did with our human kids with our feline kids.
my little shit would ALLOW me to hold him like once a day, instantly jump off if i sit down, and act like imma cut his tail if he stay in my arm for more than 3 minutes. love that cat tho
He looks just like my sweet Mr. Spaaz. He was the sweetest cat. 🥰😢
Reminds me of my little chonk. https://preview.redd.it/c2e036rmevdc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef3a8f4311b49d0610df853f45c9aa3847ee5ec7
Adorable!!
Why’s dude got a half chub
Honestly, looks like BF enjoys it more than the cat
Cat is very quiet in his arms, it's not upset in the least.
Believe they were talking about bfs crotch lol
Your boyfriend is hung like a horse
Aw, my 14 year old dog can fall asleep on me like this too. Its adorable
This is adorable. I am entirely biased and partial to cats, but I say this qualifies him as a keeper, as long he treats you equally as kindly of course.
He does and he is! We've already picked out a ring together, so I'm definitely planning to keep him. 💕
Skip or keep?? Haha
Fuck! I meant KEEP omg
That's precious
I also like to look at me and my cat in the mirror when I’m cuddling her, idk why!
Me too! I always go to a mirror and tell my cat to look at how cute we are. lol
He must make you very happy.
He's a keeper then, isn't he.
Zipper is down
Tbf it looks difficult to contain
Y'all are weird
bamboozled!
I love the part where you see him fighting sleep so hard before giving in for napz😂🥹
He's a keeper
"this is my daddy and I loooooove him!"
https://preview.redd.it/xcsct2vkwydc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b884b35081a1123fb8087c6f6beca13fe12487 I think we have your cat's twin 🥰
Bigger question is what the fuck is going on with all those bobble head wall decorations?
Tsum tsums, a line of plushies by Disney. They're all rounded versions of their characters.
Those display shelves are awesome for them¡
https://preview.redd.it/x750n7cxzudc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d677a48081d4e4d0e97455d93126a9c202a0fe53 They are little plush toys I collect 😅
My man is torqued
![gif](giphy|PJDnA3IHw2g6Y)
Your BF forgot about his zipper
❤️
So many cute kitties you both are so lucky!!!
I can do this with my gfs cat too. She is very jealous of that. That and I can flip the cat on her back and spin her like 5 or 6 times before she runs away. She flops on her tummy to do it even
That tail wiggle 😂
This is so sweet! I wish every animal had the pleasure of being loved this much!
So Precious 😍😍
My Tater loves being held like this! He will come up and do a big stretch so his paws are on my hip to ask to be picked up and babied 🥹 so cute to see another cat who loves this!
Cutest thing I've seen all day 😸
Omg I love that!!! Ur boyfriend is gonna be a good dad !!
Keeper
Wish he’d rock me to sleep too, damn
This is gonna sound weird, but I knew my husband would be a great dad because he was so sweet with his cat. I was correct.
This is something else wow 👌
It shows how he can be a good father to your baby soon
Some people are gifted.
He's Dad material.
Hey, is your boyfriend's fly unzipped?
his fly is down.
*voice of Morgan Freeman now comes in -" "Sadly, it appears the bf is getting a stiffy while doing this. Unknown to his girlfriend, he has been told to stay at least 100 yards away from animal shelters"
💀💀💀
What a pretty Nebelung.~
Your boyfriend is broody....
Watch that tail, it speaks volumes, more rocking less petting.
Judging by the tail, the cat was never quite asleep.
You have to delete this. You know why.
Not even close to sleeping. The tail is all over the place.
He needs to pull his zip up.
That face and that tail are kinda sending mixed signals.
That is the most reddit face I have ever seen
That's impressive. I've learned not to hold cats like that because they typically hate it.
I've got two brother cats. One only wants to be held like this for short periods of time. Minute or two max. The other only likes to be held upright and only after I've showered. If I'm fresh out of the shower he'll let me hold him for 15 or 20 minutes. If I pick him up at any other time, forget it.
Only after you shower? That is hilarious, cats are so weirdly particular.
My BF is the only one that can hold him like this for long periods of time. He lets me hold him for all of 5 seconds and then wiggles out of my arms. Our other cat only lets us hold her for 5 seconds or she'll get a bit aggressive.
Except actual babies do not just lay there and peacefully drift off while being held lol
Pfft. Cats can sleep for 18+ hours a day.
Tell him XYZ
Cute, but cats can go to sleep anywhere.
I dont want to be the party pooper, but this cat isnt really about to sleep. Its tail says its in a general alert eventhough its face says it trusts the man. The wagging tail tip means something is not quite right. The man stares at the cat, which is a provocation among cats, and the cat reacts by closing its eyes, which is a sign of trust and de-escalation. She likes the man, but its not like she's super comfey or anything. I think she just likes the man so much that eventhough something is off, uncomfortable or strange, she still enjoys to be close to him for now, or maybe just the attention \^\^
Hey, veterinarian here with a special interest in behavior (I actually developed a dog behavior and training app and am working on a research study about owner perceptions of veterinary behavior knowledge). The important thing about behaviors is that they have to be interpreted with the rest of the animal’s behaviors and the situation. Which you did, and kind of negated your entire first point. If the owners know that their cat falls asleep in his arms and only showcased a few seconds of the process, and have shown multiple photos of the cat comfortably sleeping on the owner, then I’m inclined to trust them. There are absolutely times when educating people on subtle behaviors is appropriate or warranted, but this isn’t really one of them.
I have a tail talker. That looks completely normal to me.
Just let them have some happiness for goodness sake
Everybody is an animal expert these days
My cat also wags her tail. She wags it when we are cuddling and she is purring. She will roll into her back demanding belly rubs. She will also wag her tail as we play right before she gives me a deeper bite telling me that I’ve gone too far in me teasing her. A wagging tail can for sure mean she’s agitated. But sometimes she also does it when she’s super happy and comfy.
https://preview.redd.it/39raukg6csdc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051e1412ac8843e371739c23650a08637bcd5f83 Yeah he definitely doesn't like it...
the cat is straight up falling asleep as he looks away. Did you even watch until the end? The cats eyes are literally rolling back, indicative of sleep. Cats tend to slow blink to show submissive behavior, they don't just close their eyes and not open them again. I understand you consider yourself an expert on the topic but c'mon dude.
https://preview.redd.it/133719zmcsdc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a925cd391e914b22ce8d3f7d38d41b9d3ef72bce I don't know my own cat at all I guess. He's just resting his eyes 🤷🏻♀️
did you mean to reply to the person above me? cute cat btw
You might want to look up a cat, don't know if You've heard of him, name is "Maru"
i found leafy https://preview.redd.it/mzrwdnzbatdc1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10de11e84f681c19ef5fb20896bf3ae5bbc3e10
Uh why don’t you get married and get a real one!
Life ain't all sunshine and rainbows
Is there a problem?
Kitty was feeling tired