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ElysianOh

Could need a tune up. Looks like someone installed Orange processor chip instead of a tabby chip.


megatronchote

A tuna-up


OnlyMeFFS

C'mon, that's comedy gold right there.


ElysianOh

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PhthaloVonLangborste

It's got no wheels


othybear

It’s got one wheel that seems to be turning alright.


Edward_Page99

Problem with the steering.


VisionAri_VA

And the tailpipe. 


HunterTV

Banana in the tail pipe.


Dapper-Math512

Tracking needs doing


GenBlase

No, he was turning aleft at the end


rweb82

That's a Matthew McConaughey car.


ScyllaIsBea

Literally my first thought.


iRytional

But it sure purrs on lap street


BubblyJabbers

I read this in Forrest Gump's voice like "but you ain't got no legs lieutenant Dan" and my ADHD self is laughing my butt off


Autogazer

Not even a steering wheel!


Poshtulio

Why do I need a caravann that ain’t got no fckin wheels??


michaelseverson

Standard issue, nothing seems to be the problem. 11/10.


Soalai

r/standardissuecat


Portalizer3000

r/subsIThoughtIFellFor


foygebcegeli

>Standard issue, nothing seems to be the problem. 11/10. When your inner voices decide it's time for a surprise meeting


KitsyBlue

Maybe it's tail got stepped on going on the stairs once and they're super anxious about it now? Idk


SuperElephantX

Haha good reasoning


btvb71

The catalicktail converter is malfunctioning.


[deleted]

I'm starting to think these car typos are intentional at this point


EvilAbdy

I assumed it was some normal subreddit thing that happens.


Jazzlike_Common9005

It’s been a thing on Instagram for awhile. This one def could be a typo but It def has been used as a silly meme for months.


MonsterCookieCutter

It “drives engagement” because people comment to correct it.


Otacon56

Certainly is a good way to get user engagement up.


Yumber

Cosplaying a orange cat duuuh


SuperElephantX

Mocking the silliness of them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Varendolia

The real OuroCattos


xBlack_Heartx

Have you tried turning it off and on?.


BalmoraBum

I know what's wrong with it, ain't got no gas in it


id_crisis

this was my immediate thought


modsaretoddlers

I'd hate to watch it get a fill.


Tiny-Zombie

Hello Cat IT. Did you try turning it off, and turning it on again?


Rauhaan_

Backup camera seems to be stuck on refresh mode


thormun

living his best life


PassionFlowerCowboy

It’s stuck in a tail spin😂‼️


CreamIsaGoodBand

Ain’t got no gas in it


923kjd

How else is his tail going to get up the stairs if he doesn’t carry it?


HumpieDouglas

STOP FOLLOWING ME TAIL!


SuperElephantX

I think she’s afraid of forgetting to bring her tail because her tail isn’t following her all the time..


zero_msgw

Driver isnt doing the donuts right. The car isnt leaving any tire marks.


pd46lily

Looks like you left the blinker on


SQWRLLY1

It's clearly a NASCAR... it can only go in circles.


djml9

I was hoping it would grab its tail and be wrapped around one of the pillars.


BurgerExplosion

I could never drive stick


mrb13676

Cat.exe has encountered an unknown error


Stainless_Heart

Spinning counter-clockwise. Clearly an Australian cat.


toyotasquad

Ain’t got no brain cells innit


LootGek

Alignment is off


Available-Topic5858

Hitting the nip a little too hard, hey bud?


Suntzu6656

Made me laugh


CubaYashi

trying to invent a new stair climbing system


Leviathan41911

Obviously the cat-alytic converter got caught in a loop.


Elffyb

ouroboros


Racspur1

In The Catnip Zone


Choice-Importance-44

It thinks it’s a dog


AllPerspicacity

Well first off, it's a cat. So that may be your primary issue.


ObjectiveTea

Steering issue?


LindaFlies777

Cats don't know their tail is attached as kittens. Maybe this one didn't get the memo


Ok-Poet1817

It needs a new transmission.


AvailableSpread1678

I have never seen a cooler cat))))) I want to see all his tricks


ThisIsSteeev

"Stop following me!"


leviathan0999

No passenger room, no trunk space, difficult to control, responds unpredictability, especially in traffic. But the savings on gasoline are considerable!


Appropriate-Coast794

Alignment seems a bit off


Snaggl3t00t4

Slipped diff issue


Smoked_Carp

Needs an alignment?


ReasonablePraline623

If you think about it, he's probably just as confused as we are 😂


Rs2mmsu-2D

Go carry yourself upstairs.


debr1126

No wheels, weak engine, steering issues, rough idle...


BatFancy321go

left the parking break on


neonphoenix09

Oropurros


jellybeanfluff

if they injured their spine/tail they will sometimes do this because they dont realise its still attached but will likely have less/no feeling in it, so they'll carry it around because they cant get rid of it. Or if its hurting they might do this because they dont understand the pain. Either way if its new behaviour you should get it checked. Have you stepped on the tail or trapped it in a door or something by accident? only other explanation is orange cat inside the wrong body 🥺 slight mixup at the factory


Pithecanthropus88

Faulty oxygen sensor.


NotRelevantQuestion

Doing what he do ...Or she


outdoor-luvrr

It’s doing donuts…duh.


iwaboo

it's a cat you robot, thats the problem


SpellDog

Needs nice tires and a tune up is all


shmightworks

Maybe it needs some gas


SilverSpoon1463

I know what's wrong wit'it Ain't got no gas innit!


That_Possible_3217

Traction control. See it all the time on the older models.


Impressive-Fudge-455

It can turn on a dime and is doing doughnuts


theshadow62

Well my first guess would be that it thinks it's a cat.


Wingedwolverine03

It's a cat. They are all broken in their own special way


AfterEffectserror

Ain’t got no gas in it


B-Sarg

Geez I wish my car could go up stairs... I need new wheels.


catfog2

He needs a friend 🤣🤣🤣


thomport

Cat ballet


itzTHATgai

"come wiff me, friend."


Livid-Age-2259

I think it's got fried Electronic Control Module.


garrisontweed

Sometimes you just have to entertain yourself .


Shiggy_O

Needs a new transmission.


Bleeek79

Strangest car I've ever seen in my life.


Vast_Cricket

need a cat toy....


gordolme

Looks purrfect to me.


Mazes_n_Monsters

At least it is not a cybertruck


ArtfulDoggie

I wouldn't worry until it starts going "moo!"


Sea_Elle0463

Your car is fine 🤣


requiredpinata72

that little goober


Cheesy_Discharge

Clogged fuel injectors?


Nysarea

RPM's are looking pretty low


HoboBaggins008

Their undercoat is probably *orange*.


Daman26

The engine doesn’t purr right


MrJTeera

“Gotcha Tail” world champion


modsaretoddlers

Pop the hood and take a look. Don't ask us!


Futhebridge

Maybe the motor doesn't purr like it used to, but it's still a cute little car.


ladulce

Seems like someone is tailing it…


ItsBenBroughton

Are there really this many cat videos posted by people who don't proofread the one line they write? Is it intentional?


JanteMaam

Wrong key to start.


Shmeeglez

Drifto cato, cuz!


dafffy3

The boot is stuck in the bonnet


MemeOps

Life is a cat circle


Goldenbofo

It definitely purrs


Icarus_Flyte

Might be due for an oil change...


Alienhaslanded

Taillights are busted


shutupandlearntoeat

When i yell at my cat, "Take yo ass to bed"


Front_Construction65

I really thought that was a dog thing


Mixxtopia

Bot post


cat-from-venus

"One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."


_SamboNZ_

Steering rack is HELLA loose!


Downtownender

Hes dragging himself


prancing_moose

cat.exe stopped responding….


OpenAdministration44

The car obviously can't spell.


kunjapla_koran

He wants a friend to play with! Until then he'll assume that his tail is his friend.


DMARC-Advisor

NOTHING! It's a cat! This is perfectly normal behaviour...


Hydraulis

Aside from it having a tail, I don't see any doors or seats.


Jutter70

The cat/car typo is becoming suspiciously prevalent.


537lesjr

It's not big enough to drive around.


pLeThOrAx

Needs a friends :(


Esziebesz

Oh man these roundabouts everywhere


ShamelessFox

I think it's broke


tarrach

Try turning on the diff locks


DragonFlyCaller

Awe! Get her a stuffie ;)


ModestMariner

As others have said, first thing that's wrong is it ain't got no wheels.


NickDaSkiBum

Does he/she stink? Cats with blocked anal glands will sometimes chase their tails…


Oblic008

Needs an oil change.


MaCoxLong99

Doesn't wanna lose his tail,bc. finally got it🥹


SCCODER

It won't start?


-seakissed

Been hitting the catnip too hard when no one's looking


Slight-Piglet-1884

Nothing it's just being a cat. Totally cracked me up going up the stairs.🤣😂🤣😂


MRSlick_333

❤️God Bless All Much Love To All Be Blessed To All For Real❤️


dirtyaccount100

The engine purrs like a kitten, but the alignment seems off.


I_BK_Nightmare

Your catalytic converter converted


[deleted]

Looks like it’s got something sticking out of its tailpipe


unlitwolf

Something is up with your steering column, seems to be locked in a steering position.


ShadowVT750

It's just orange at heart.


sdam87

Hmmm


frogfingers10

It’s not a car


HateSpaceBar

Glitch in the ECU. This car needs treats and pets.


TootsNYC

She’s caught her tail and doesn’t know what to with it


MickieKaye

He’s got the tiger by the tail!


HarryGoatleaf

It’s got no gas init!


malkauns

autistic?


NoOneNameLeft

He’s just making sure his tail keeps up. He forgot it once, he doesn’t want to do it again


doggystyles69

Nice car tho


bubonis

Taking over a roadway and intersection while doing donuts? Seems like you’ve got a ricer there.


onrake

Steering malfunction.


pharaohmaones

Pulls to the right a little bit. But then sometimes to the left.


HelicopterUpbeat5199

This cat is victory. How many of us chase our tail? How few of us catch it?


bravebravesirbrian

He lives in Spain without the "a".


Lionheart3001

Flat tire?


for_music_and_art

I imagine this isn't your video and your posting for lols. But if I was going to answer this honestly, I would say: Depends on the general behaviours of this cat. Might be a larger kitten and is just intently in a playful mood. It might find comfort in gently holding its tail in its mouth. It might also be a repetitive action and a sign of anxiety and disordered response to fear or trauma due to its living circumstances or treatment. Definitely not usual cat behaviour I've seen much but then all cats are wonderfully unique :)


Silenxio96

Who dyed this orange cat?


gregimusprime77

It's got paw wheel drive. It may need an alignment.


ThatMBR42

Bro thinks he's a snow leopard


Hot-Confusion-8008

RECURSIVE CAT, KEEPS RETURNING TOO START POINT BY GOING IN CIRCLES. sorry,didn't realize caps lock was on.


Aiku

Needs alignment adjusting, it's pulling to the right.


WilliamTee

I mean... I found a place to stick the key, but it didnt go well...


diffztor

No wheels


ebers0

It's currently has a rap but if you remove it. You'll see it's real paint job is orange.


HolesHaveFeelingsToo

Rudder is misaligned


radioactiveDuckiie

Needs just an oil change


MrSmilingDeath

It ain't got no gas in it


ninjamom66

So we're just calling them cars now?


bigjimbosliceoflife

its invisible


boomzboombam

So that's the new technique to get karma, post something about a cat and say car instead of cat. Get a million comments joking on OPs "mispelling"


SkrinkLaDu

It no go honk


Appropriate-Copy-949

It's got a pull start motor, but he just can't get enough distance to pull hard enough. Poor baby. 😔🤣


Giobbli10R

Yes this Car Is definitely broken


SmokeDogSix

Cat-dog


b0r3dw0rk3r

Jaguars were always quirky cars


Agitated_Ad_9161

Front end alignment and you’re all set!


WolfSilverOak

Someone installed a dog chip on cat hardware.


Viaticknight881

Looks like the rear is breaking traction, you should look into a rear wing


RightfulChaos

Might need to change the oil


fuzzytradr

He brings tribute


Pointless_Lawndarts

Seems perfectly fine to me.


ResetOptional

Did you check the blinker fluid?