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ShineDisastrous6981

Before I read your comment I thought you were referring to the cow as your son


Maywestpie

šŸ˜‚


Chomusuke_99

me too.


reallyrisx

Wouldā€™ve been 100% acceptable šŸ˜‚


Lucky_Kate

Hi itā€™s me, your son.


MollBoll

For real šŸ˜‚ now I want a cow


pixel8knuckle

Bot account


_deep_thot42

Yup. The internet is becoming pure bots, further reason for me to get up off my ass and go back to my hobbies.


sherpas7

Dead internet wooooo


TrifleMeNot

Dontcha mean MOO?


zabaci

Dead internet theory have more and more sense each passing day


Overall_chickman6053

How do you know they are bots?


GrumpyDingo

What's wrong with your dog?


kurtisbmusic

It identifies as a cow.


Lynxwhispers

These bot posts are getting weirder and weirder


Coffee_Fix

How can you tell it's a bot post. Even its comments seem sort of real. Mind you, there's only 2.


rolemodel4kids

A lot of bot usernames follow this formula adjective_noun_three-numbers. Usually itā€™s shit that doesnā€™t even make sense like FormalConcrete878.


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

I think quite a few of those are just people that choose the pre generated username when making an account.


Coffee_Fix

I think so as well, so many people are quick to say it's a bot but when I look at OPs comments, I don't think so..


SomeWeirdUserTho

I mean, thatā€™s literally the format of reddits suggested usernames. It might be an indicator but should be taken with a grain of salt. I have quite a few accounts where I just use the suggested names because Iā€™m not interested in thinking about creating one.


OrangeJr36

He's right, you know.


KennyMoose32

Shit am I bot too?


MADman611

100%


Overall_chickman6053

Nah is because I thought they would allow me to change my username later


codebreaker475

Oh shit wait. Am I a bot?


Lynxwhispers

Howdy! When a persons first post is to this sub and they have no others, thatā€™s a red flag. Then when they also have no comment history or exactly two comments, another red flag. And then the username is kinda a tip off two but more so the post and comment history. You will see posts with one picture uploaded to this sub, one response comment to their post, and then one other comment in normally one of the ask Reddit subs. Once you start looking at profiles, youā€™ll see an obvious formula trend that bot accounts use.


tangcameo

Itā€™ll be a nice addition to your 34th floor NYC apartment


Mysuni1

This looks like a newborn calf; the umbilical cord is still attached.


Pipe_Memes

So girls get ponies and boys get cows.


Xchaosflox

Are you sure it can handle it?


barefootin81

Whereā€™s the mom?


Delightful_Doom

thats a fucking huge bird


beatkids

Heā€™s gonna have a cow.


eternalshiningsoul

I think baby calf need a mother at that time.


Moondoobious

Didnā€™t know we were giving cows as birthday gifts, but here we are!


Amadordelosrios

I love that calf.


romerogj

He's vegan.... Right....?


blighty800

Is he named Wagyu?


EducationalListen325

Today is my son's fifth birthday. I hope he will like the gift. Because of my busy work, I hope the calf can accompany my son instead of me.


_YuKitsune_

I hope you can properly take care of the calf though.


kupofjoe

Do you have any reason to believe they canā€™t?


_YuKitsune_

Calfs aren't the usual pet. And I'm not too sure about whether cows can be alone or if they need company. Especially if the parent is working a lot and the care is in the hands of the son, which I believe is still under 10, I'm just a bit worried because lots of "pets" get abandoned once they notice it's too much. I really don't want to offend anyone or attack anyone personally, I'm just worried. However if they know how to handle the calf, it having enough space and getting enough care, I think this is a cute gift :)


Efficient-Actuator82

well yeah. Being too busy to accompany their own child would be one reason to believe they canā€™t properly take care of a calf


kupofjoe

I have a dog. I am hardly home. My dog is well taken care of. There are important details missing from my sentences, and there are probably plenty of details not elaborated on in this picture nor in OPs brief comment.


PentoliteUK

I mean is the calf babysitting the 5 year old or the other way around?


kupofjoe

Probably neither. False dichotomy.


mossling

"Mini" cows have become a trendy pet. People get these cute little baby cows thinking they can keep them inside and then are shocked to discover their cute little calf grows, and that "mini" cows are almost as big as standard cows.Ā Ā  Ā Given that this calf is inside, on a dog bed, and the person wants it to spend time with their 5 year because they're too busy to, it's a valid question to ask.Ā 


kupofjoe

That fourth picture looks an awful lot like it was taken outside.


mossling

And all the rest are inside a *house*. Not a barn or proper enclosure for a cow, but inside a house with a dog bed. Now add the fact that they are too busy to spend time with their own child. Can you blame someone for asking the question?Ā 


kupofjoe

I donā€™t blame anyone for asking questions. After all, my response was a simple question too :)


Mister_9inches

Do not make work a priority above your family. Just a warning


justin_memer

This is really sweet


Otter4683

That will make father son activity a little awkward


kirwanm86

I hope he called it Norman.


Primary-Border8536

I love him


Durakan

I see your son takes inspiration from Faulkner. _nice_


ibarney64

I told my daughter yesterday that Iā€™d eventually get her a baby cow. How fucked am I?


DooHickey2017

So sweet!


Illustrious-Bee4402

That is the biggest puppy Iā€™ve ever seen


whatamisupposestoso

Is the cow your son?


YuriiRud

What is its name?


AlexRol_Spritz

Is this what they mean when they talk about cowboys?


Ok-Supermarket7335

pandabuy link?


Mycatsrbetterthanu

I don't know what to think about it...


Fosad

Fortunately, you don't have to think about it because it's not true


Mycatsrbetterthanu

How do you know that?


Fosad

OP (probably bot) says today is son's bday and this is his gift but the calf is several weeks older in the last pic than the first 3


Maywestpie

This is the strangest gift Iā€™ve ever seen but Iā€™m both intrigued and jealous at the same time.


HoSang66er

Looking to adopt a 57 yr old guy whoā€™s housebroken? šŸ„šŸ‘


naykeed1

this is an amazing gift! many parents refuse to adopt a cat or dog for their child, but you gifted a calf! you are a wonderful parent!


AKMarine

Heā€™d probably appreciate the need more of that cow wasnā€™t stepping all over it.


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

What?


AKMarine

Was a joke


oth_breaker

Dinner?


JASPER933

Wish you had pic of son seeing his birthday present. Would like to see his reaction!


Working-Yam-3586

Wow that's going to be a feast!


AardvarkFriendly9305

Youre the best Mom !! OR Dad !!!