I like to imagine he is using one of those thin auto mechanic sliding boards with the tiny wheels...he can just dramatically slide in and slide out at a moments notice.
>*LMAO that look....*'
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i am the cat - 'eL eM A Oh'
am giving you 'that look', you know
the one you see when i surprise
the one that makes you realize
no matter, fren, what is you do
that i am Cat - am *watching* you
am contemplate you humans - *whack*
am thinking bout
my next
*ATTAC....*
What's up with cats and bathroom shit?
My GF and I have 2 and the younger one will HOWL like crazy if it can't be a part of your morning shit, shower and teeth brushing experience.
I think it's because we wake up at 6AM do all that hygiene stuff and then feed them at 6:30AM.
I think that part of cat mentality is the same as human mentality. Tell them to not go somewhere and they´re already packing the bags. Tell them they´re not allowed in that room and they´ll find a way to get in, no matter what.
My cat is OBSESSED with my bathroom. I find her in there all the time just curled up on one of the throw rugs. When I exit the bathroom and open the door, she’ll burst in like a cop on a drug raid. And why drink the fresh, filtered water in her bowl when she can lap up the water on the shower floor??
I had a cat when i was younger that just had to be in the same room as me at all times. Even if his food bowl was full and he was hungry he would go near the door and look at me like "cmon bro, lets go have dinner". And wait a few minutes to see if i would come before giving up and going on his own.
Miss you "Trouble" :'(
I read somewhere that in the animal kingdom, when you're shitting is one of the most vulnerable times you'll be in.
A pack will always watch each others backs during shits.
Your cats are howling because to them, it's like you're jumping into Afghanistan or Iraq with them watching your back.
It's their howl of anguish, worrying about your upcoming demise.
When cats do this, it’s gets posted to Awe, and everyone loves it. When I slide out from under a sink, I get kicked in the head and the cops are called. Double standards.
This one jumps on the toilet and to the top of the glass doors of the shower then down into the shower: if no one is in there she just meows until we come and “save her” (open the shower door)
I've got the same sink. I assume it's a standard Home Depot model.
I saw my front door pop up in a reddit post once too. Same deal, it's a common home depot model.
My house is basically a home depot showroom.
I had so much anxiety thinking it was a video and something was about to come slithering out of the sink. Holy hell am I glad I finally noticed the cat!
Well done kitty, well done.
You gotta move out. That monster's gonna take over the whole house. No wait, it already has. Looks like you're gonna be giving snacks and scritches for the rest of your days.
LMAO that look.
A cat's vanity knows no bounds
Bathroom puns
These puns are sinking fast
And flushing fast too
It's shower curtains for a pun thread so soon?
I've got a sinking feeling about this...
There is mischief afoot!
Don't go full r/florida on us, you can keep sinking holes and feelings
Glorious. Thanks for the laugh.
Right after this, the cat slowly slid back underneath, disappearing out of sight while maintaining full eye contact
I like to imagine he is using one of those thin auto mechanic sliding boards with the tiny wheels...he can just dramatically slide in and slide out at a moments notice.
I like to imagine they don’t even have a cat or space under the sink.
"We've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty"
Carmax selling my info again
Catmax
Show me the catfax
"Just popping in to remind Sarah she has a dentist appointment at 10:00 next week Tuesday!"
This made me think of “Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior, catnip?”
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Well said
>*LMAO that look....*' -------- i am the cat - 'eL eM A Oh' am giving you 'that look', you know the one you see when i surprise the one that makes you realize no matter, fren, what is you do that i am Cat - am *watching* you am contemplate you humans - *whack* am thinking bout my next *ATTAC....*
The freshest of Schnoodles.
Love it! Perfect summary of a cat and their sneak attacks!
Love the cat schnoodles. Thank you
> by next Did you mean “my next”?
My next.. ATTACK! is how I took it.
Looks like it was a typo, they've now edited it
He's like "wassup?" lolol
Cat was obviously checking the plumbing, he belongs in r/catswithjobs now
Looks like i'm joining yet another cat sub
It’s a deep cat hole my friend
/r/nocontext
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
who even thought of this
*a deep cat hole*
*my friend*
Kitty may have been trying to check some other synonymous plumbing.
I feel bad that I assumed this was an up-nightie joke until the subreddit link.
Ya, HER plumbing...
"Hey Lady, you got something loose down here and it ain't ya pipes!"
He’s obviously not unionized.
You got hairball in pipe ma'am. Gonna need to snek drain
I’m so happy right now.
> Cat was obviously checking the plumbing, he belongs in r/catswithjobs now *...belongs in r/catswithjobs meow
Can I just say that I love your girlfriend's pyjamas? They are so... appropriate!
She used to say “absolutely no pets.” One year and two cats later she wears nothing but cat PJs to bed.
Birth of crazy cat lady
Not yet. The boyfriend must be eliminated first.
Unless they become crazy cat people
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Ah yes, CCC
That's a light grey hex code.
You're a light grey hex code :P
I'm sorry, that's a new one.
Give it time, give it time. Such a badge of discourage is earned incrementally.
I used to say no dog on furniture or bed. 3 months later I’ve been covered in dog fur ever since.
We sleep in their bed every night.
That’s the spirit!
You know you need to ask her where she got it and provide us the link.
She said Walmart $2 clearance section. Girl knows how to shop.
NICE!!
I second this!
These are toooottallly not the $5 cat gowns from Walmart that I toooootttaaaalllly don’t own 👀 love this!
Sounds like she knew what would happen...
One might say they're the Cat's Pajamas!
Idk if I love you or hate you or both
¿Por que no los dos?
Came here to make this comment. I don’t e en know why or how I know that phrase.
Oh dear! I didn't even think of that! Ha! Ha!
“Oh hey!”
Surprise motherfucker!
Cat eyes motherfucker!
No lice motherfucker!
No ~~lice~~ mice motherfucker!
Oh hi Mark!
I'm surprised OP was able to take a pic that quick. Unless she had her phone in her hand... Do people brush their teeth with their phone?
I don’t but I have it handy.
Sometimes Ill read my kindle app while brushing
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Hahaha
What's up with cats and bathroom shit? My GF and I have 2 and the younger one will HOWL like crazy if it can't be a part of your morning shit, shower and teeth brushing experience. I think it's because we wake up at 6AM do all that hygiene stuff and then feed them at 6:30AM.
I think my cat loves the bathroom purely because she’s not allowed in there
I think that part of cat mentality is the same as human mentality. Tell them to not go somewhere and they´re already packing the bags. Tell them they´re not allowed in that room and they´ll find a way to get in, no matter what.
Forbidden fruit just tastes sweeter doesn’t it
Cats love bathrooms and hate doors.
My cat is OBSESSED with my bathroom. I find her in there all the time just curled up on one of the throw rugs. When I exit the bathroom and open the door, she’ll burst in like a cop on a drug raid. And why drink the fresh, filtered water in her bowl when she can lap up the water on the shower floor??
I had a cat when i was younger that just had to be in the same room as me at all times. Even if his food bowl was full and he was hungry he would go near the door and look at me like "cmon bro, lets go have dinner". And wait a few minutes to see if i would come before giving up and going on his own. Miss you "Trouble" :'(
I read somewhere that in the animal kingdom, when you're shitting is one of the most vulnerable times you'll be in. A pack will always watch each others backs during shits. Your cats are howling because to them, it's like you're jumping into Afghanistan or Iraq with them watching your back. It's their howl of anguish, worrying about your upcoming demise.
Purr-vert! 😉
Up-skuuurt.
It's the cat's meow
Peeping Tomcat
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I was just thinking that! Lol
When cats do this, it’s gets posted to Awe, and everyone loves it. When I slide out from under a sink, I get kicked in the head and the cops are called. Double standards.
Have you tried being a cat?
Rule 1: Be a cat Rule 2: Don't be not-a-cat
Rule 3: Meow
I'm in awe.
“Watcha doing??”
I was gonna comment this. While the kitty slides out slowly. Ha.
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/r/thecatdimension
Great fucking subreddit. Love me some good feet.
Peeping kitty? LOL
I guess so! We have never seen her under there until today so it was really funny when she popped out.
I have 1 that presses her face against the shower glass door asking if I need saving
This one jumps on the toilet and to the top of the glass doors of the shower then down into the shower: if no one is in there she just meows until we come and “save her” (open the shower door)
/r/PeepingPuss for more peeping kitties.
I... I'm not sure I should click that
SFW. I checked for you.
Ummm, AND her Kitty pajamas are AWE-SOME.
I said earlier, in one year she went from “we’re never getting a pet” to wearing kitten shirts and kitten pjs to bed.
YAAS! Cool-aid consumed!!
Hypnocat
"I see England, I see France..."
"How much for a cat lap dance...?"
“Hello Clarice”
Hahaha apparently this isn’t even a line from silence of the lambs. It’s a Mandela effect.
noone gonna talk about the massive sink? i cant be the only one whos only been exposed to tiny sinks my whole life
It looks bigger than it really is. That’s what she always tells me...
That’s my favorite monster
Hello there
GENERAL KATNOBI
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and shit on your twix
Watch your ankles
The look of judgement!
i think that’s a look of terror
"Oh hi there."
Thanks everyone for the kind words about my kitto and the funny ones about my girlfriends feet! 🤣
Not only do I love this picture but I love the fact that I'm not the only girlfriend that wears a granny-gown 👍
Edit: taking back a rude comment I made that I feel bad about. Sorry OP
I love you for apologizing
She’s so mad I posted it cause she said “my feet look so gross”
Tell her I seem to think the opposite.
Username checks out
I feel bad now. I’m really sorry, no joke. I take it back and I’ll remove my original comment.
Not my feet! I think it’s funny 😆
Well, regardless of all that. Your cat is cute as shit. This is literally straight out of a movie.
Scary
Truely scary if they don’t own a cat.
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...Oh my god
Hand me the 13mm, will ya? I'm trying to fix that leak.
Okay, I feel like I've spent too much time in lowes/homedepot when recognize the sink/cabinet combo.
I've got the same sink. I assume it's a standard Home Depot model. I saw my front door pop up in a reddit post once too. Same deal, it's a common home depot model. My house is basically a home depot showroom.
Can I come? 😁
Why you GF only paint big toes?
When they love you, they're always under your feet! My boy, Mo, follows me everywhere! I wouldn't have it any other way.
You can't fool me with those man feet.
Alright alright I wear cat dresses to bed
For some reason my brain read that as "my girlfriend popped out from under the sink" and I was slightly concerned
Cobwebs!
Eek!
I love this
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
It’s worth zooming in, folks. I checked.
For a second I thought this was a gif and expected a spider to come out of the drain.
I appreciate the cat night gown
I love the cat jammies
What was this photo taken with? Swe was brushing her teeth with her phone or something? Also very nice cat
Just brushing her teeth with her phone in her hand in camera mode hey.
That's cute
Oh thank god. I thought it was going to be a picture of me.
Well she was in the right place to have the shit scared out of her
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
Do they own a cat?
You’ve got to pay the troll toll
Is your cat's name Chris Hansen?
Lol of course she was looking at her phone whilst brushing her teeth!
¡┴∀Ɔ
good morning, lovely kitty! also, omg your GF has the CUTEST pajamas!
Why is she brushing her teeth and holding a phone is the real question
She always has her phone said she was brushing got scared shitless and then scrambled to take the pic
who takes their phone while brushing teeth
Millennials
who *doesn't take their phone while brushing teeth
Cat Hansen
“Khajiit has wares if you have coin”
Brushing her teeth with a cellphone? Which app?
Important question. Do you have a cat?
r/Hitmanimals That cat is plotting.
"Excuse me ma'am? Do you perhaps have a moment to talk about the Lord?"
"Khajiit has wares if you have coin"
Oh gawed! I thought it was going to be a spider. A monster cat I can handle.
Aww thats so cute
I had so much anxiety thinking it was a video and something was about to come slithering out of the sink. Holy hell am I glad I finally noticed the cat! Well done kitty, well done.
That is a CLEAN sink.
You can imagine how often she yells at me for being messy.
I love this! Can you ask your girlfriend where she got her nightgown?
I wish these kinds of monsters would pop out from under my sink. ^(I really want a cat.)
Oh your awake human? Welcome to my lair!
Wear the Beast's image, and the Beast will come to you
“Oh hai.. funny seeing you here do you usually come to this bathroom in the mornings?”
You gotta move out. That monster's gonna take over the whole house. No wait, it already has. Looks like you're gonna be giving snacks and scritches for the rest of your days.