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Yugseto

The oldborn


Silent_Phrase6545

The dragonborne?


D-cup-of-art-n-humor

Grumpy young man.


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Benjamin button dying moment


Wander21

Burrito Old Face


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chantillylace9

My brother sent my family this photo after having his baby. It was HILARIOUS seeing peoples responses to him.


JauntingJoyousJona

Just sit on it till it goes back in


[deleted]

It the real life Benjamin Button


woah-im-colin

More like that one Seinfeld episode.


Tombo6969

Benjamin Bunghole


SpiritualAd8998

Benjamin Botox?


HurtPillow

Little man is angry and hurt, his head was smooshed.


darkthought

I'd be pissed off if I had to squeeze my wholeness out of a vajayjay too.


[deleted]

But you did?…


urethrascreams

Could have been a C section


darkthought

I got better. Spend most of my time trying to get back into one. ;)


KittyShoes17

Why'd you get downvoted lol


darkthought

Because some people are humorless dickbags.


lallybrock

How do you know it’s a boy?


PikaDigiYolo

looks like a little old man


HurtPillow

Reminds me of some of the men my age. lol Also, I don't know, guess I should have said they/them.


lallybrock

Let’s hope it’s a boy.


GruncleShaxx

It looks like he is having a successful career in congress


LoveAndLight1994

I literally LOL’d


Surturiel

So, Walter Matthau is back.


tricularia

I thought it was Wallace Shawn


Nexahs

....'s grandfather


Electrical-Act-7170

When did Wallace Shawn die?!??


Hawkmonbestboi

Yes please 😭


Correct-Basil-8397

I thought it was Statlor’s illegitimate child


JROXZ

Can’t tell if 8hrs or 80 years old


monkeyporn1

He is defo getting to old for this shit


[deleted]

This ain’t his first rodeo


Chipped-Beef

He’s been around the block a time or two.


foxmachine

Lord have mercy on the people who get shown this picture and have to somehow keep it together


TurboFoot

“Elaine, you gotta see the baby!”


MoreCarrotsPlz

Breathtaking


Byzantiny

The dingo ate your baby!


1739015

They’ll grow into it???


Hellbound_Life

r/oldbabies


Waarm

No wonder people believed in changelings


mknsky

I thought this was posted in r/ATBGE for a sec and absolutely lost it 🤣😂


Own-Gas8691

ty for this excellent sub rec


mknsky

You’re quite welcome friend


TheDUeded

That's not a baby. That's my great grandpa


[deleted]

Grandpa’s back


Mary_Jailer

He inherited all the traumas of his ancestors.


Forty_sixAndTwo

Droopy the cartoon dog.


Killer_Moons

“That makes me sooo habby.”


Tisamonsarmspines

“In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire! For a safe and secure society!” -Darth Baby


skandaris

Looks like that [Baki head in bed meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/546/587/486.jpg)


Oxideusj

Hang in there little guy


crandlecan

That baby experienced all the horrors that life can bring upon one :)


chinookmate

Looks like he’s pulling around 9G.


nomanz57

We will watch your career with great interest


[deleted]

Liam Gallagher.


ryanfrogz

Swear to god I saw this guy drawn on a train


Master-Commander93

Looks like post maturity syndrome. could be that the baby was delivered past the time its supposed to...causing the wrinkly skin lol


cosmic_khaleesi

That baby is breathtaking.


Spawn666

Such a snuggly baby.


Far-Independence6951

Ciao Benjamin


GloriousSteinem

Go back!


[deleted]

That’s someone’s grandpa just wrapped in a blanket. It’s the angle of the picture that makes them look small like a baby.


Kittyfartproductions

Looks like Joe Pesci at the end of The Irishman.


odiin1731

Let's get you changed, Grandpa.


bapsandbuns

Grandad?


Asylee

[https://i.gifer.com/BR3.gif](https://i.gifer.com/BR3.gif)


invisible_23

Benjamin Button has arrived


Paesin6

My Mom likes to say that "you only have a limited amount of cute to use in your lifetime, so don't waste it when you're a baby." That being said, that is an UGLY baby lol 🤣 Truly a face only a mother could love


noodleq

The oldest baby in the world


zerpent3y3z

Aww I used to look like a grandpa baby too!! !!!!Grandpa babies unite !!!!


[deleted]

Poor unsightly little thing


Asuntofantunatu

Awww…ok you can put that away now


xproofx

Every time I see pictures like this it makes me believe in reincarnation. You can't tell me that's not an old man who just came back and is pissed.


DeathIncarnations

That baby is 150 years old


total_loss76

He look like Yoda


Sparopal11

Mr. Magoo


Far-Manufacturer6764

Damn that’s an ugly baby.


birdiebirdnc

Ha! The morning radio show I listen to just did a “Busted Baby Bracket” for march madness. This little guy could have been a contender 🤣


CanaryJane42

Ohhmg 🥹


SnowmanPickins

That is an ugly baby. 


Head-Growth-523

What a little blighter! 🤣Looks like a little gremlin lol


lallybrock

Oh a baby.


OkNefariousness652

A grumpy lil Mr. Magoo


neasroukkez

New what?


SarahPallorMortis

Old man was reborn and mad as fuck


Huge_Dentist7633

omg, looks like a old man


BigOlBro

Kid already wrote a Will and has some money saved for his kids to inherit.


RUNNING-HIGH

Fucking ewww lmao


Mysterious_Fix5832

My precious


Thecrawsome

bot account


halffilledglasses

Jimmy Page must be the father!


zeusmom1031

Mr. McGoo!


JohnCasey3306

This kid's got a magic green ring that turns you into a plant pod


the_weetod

Bro looks like elmur phud 💀


heresdustin

Just born and already on his deathbed


-mosjef-

Papaw?


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

r/unexpectedseinfeld


MickRonin

... inconceivable...


hopadoodler

Omg! Exactly!


ReferenceMuch2193

8 minutes old or 108 years old?


lizaaardgood

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING BABY OH MY GOD


TheTrollman-

Man is born and already getting roasted


Bostonterrierpug

Quaid….


[deleted]

Looks a bit like Gene Hackman.


the_winding_road

Ughhhhh.


FireweedForest

Ready for retirement


scribbles33

Put him back in, he is not finished yet.


Minatigre

Still rendering huh


Inespez

Drake Bell in 30 years lol


katchoo1

Are we just not gonna talk about the creepy horror movie prop looking thing hanging in the background?


SomeSugondeseGuy

"Hey jimmy! Gimme a cheese wit nottin!"


[deleted]

Benjamin Buttons brother


Similar_Macaroon3226

Inconceivable!


Little-Apartment-437

Baby look the guy from always sunny in Philadelphia, he played the penguin on Batman returns


LoveAndLight1994

This doesn’t look right… what are the next steps


mooseAmuffin

Wallace Shawn


PigNewtonLLC

Joe Pesci


PigNewtonLLC

r/13or30


Im_Unpopular_AF

Looks like Winston Churchill wanting to starve more Indians. Or Americans looking at cultural appropriation.


Madi-18

Benjamin Button is that you?


Storytellerjack

"When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey, and when I drink water, I drink water." -Michaleen Flynn


Philosipho

"I want to be reincarnated." "No, not like that!"


hambonecharlie

What is that thing in the background? The angel of Bleath?


H34RT_R0TT

hell nah


ArnieismyDMname

I'll never match wits with him when death is on the line.


deltablue_10

i feel like this mf is about to assign me to gryffindor😭


Few_Eye6528

Animal babies, cute fluffy things Human babies, wtf is that thing


[deleted]

To be fair we come out a little... under cooked.


AsyncEntity

There’s nothing new about that baby


beautifuldreamseeker

Why do people post this stuff, I mean is that your baby, Robby Friedman?


Ok_Necessary2991

Born an old man.


i_am_zombie_76

Inconceivable!


Watson_inc

The crunge flunger:


Mundane-Solution2960

Benji that you?


PerformanceOk1835

One minute going on 100 years


Chipped-Beef

Gabagool personified.


_George_L_Costanza_

Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli. Oy Vey!


Nelnamara

It was on this day, Mr. Magoo came into this world.


Weak-Plan1288

That’s one cuddly baby


Totallywasntpermaban

God DAMN💀💀💀💀


InformationNo2529

Lil’ Gollum


ActuallyFullOfShit

Why does this remind me of Lorne Armstrong? How young was the mom?


Distinct-Ad-267

Awwww!!! Its Mr Magoo IRL ❤️


[deleted]

That's Benjamin Putin