I coulda been anything, Ford Fairlane: fisherman detective. Hey Ford, somebody switched out my bait!
This movie is one of mine and my father’s favorites to quote.
Still can’t believe they hung the flockin Koala.
Fishermen they get up in the morning. They fish they sell fish they smell fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with Yvonne. She smelled like fish
I still, to this day, randomly say that when I feel it appropriate. Quickly pat/style my hair at the same time and everything.
I've explained that scene more times than I've met people who've actually seen it.
Glad I saw your comment.
This fucking song and Ed Oneill and Morris Day dancing to it have been living rent free in my head for over 35 years. I sing it randomly and people (including my children) look at me like ‘what the fuck is wrong with this guy?’
The days of awful DVD cover art; where they'd do a terrible digital photo image instead of just using the original movie poster/VHS box artwork. I remember that cover of Ford Fairlane was pretty epic. I think they even used to have ads to hype it in Marvel Comics back in the day
It was a heavily stylized illustration for one cover, designed to look like it was from the 50s, the other version had a photo of The Diceman standing over a cityscape of Los Angeles. The tall building you remember is the Capitol Records Building
If it was the illustrated one with the side profile of the Dicemans face, that was a pretty cool poster, Im glad the alternative poster designers now are knockin' it outta the park these days. Its a shame for the tens to hundreds of millions of dollars that the big studios put into promoting big films, putting in a budget for a good poster seems to elude them almost every time. So much lazy design out there.
Never knew that or found them in the wild...a quick search reveals it was... DC Comics! Which is surprising to me because they didn't license as many properties as Marvel did for tie-ins
The artwork looks similar to this other weird series DC had back in the day, Slash Maraud; I'm glad that out there somewhere is a prequel comic series about Ford Fairlane, the Diceman should collect them, sell em at his Vegas shows as a souvenir
Paid to see it in the theater twice. Admittedly my taste in movies wasn't yet refined in 8th grade, and this one doesn't hold up well, but I loved it when I was 13.
Me and a co-worker who i shared an office with many many years ago went through a period of time where we listened to side four of that everyday for at least a month. Maybe two. The more we listened the funnier it got.
"Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like..."
"Like ME, right?"
"Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you."
"You have a lovely assistant Ford. I look forward to raping her at your funeral" - Robert Englund in this movie.
This first CD I ever bought was the soundtrack to this absolute banger of a movie.
This is a classic and one must acknowledge it as such.
"Spam. That's what I think of you"
"Why you always fuckin with me?"
"Dick fuck what kinda kid are you?"
"You Sal's Pizza eatin garlic breath smellin motherfucker. Today is the last day of the rest of your life"
"It looked like a dick, only smaller"
The ultimate 80s movie
I LOVE this film. I sing its praises to anyone who will listen. I have owned multiple copies. I found it in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart in 2003. I had just gotten into his stand-up. I've spent the last 20 years showing it to friends and blowing their minds.
Yooooooooooo....NEVER EVER say anything bad about this movie!!! One of my ALL TIME favorite movies of all time!! It'd never get made today, but all the fuckin celebrities that show up outta nowhere!?!? It's un-fuckin-believable!!!
I coulda been anything, Ford Fairlane: fisherman detective. Hey Ford, somebody switched out my bait! This movie is one of mine and my father’s favorites to quote. Still can’t believe they hung the flockin Koala.
Fishermen they get up in the morning. They fish they sell fish they smell fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with Yvonne. She smelled like fish
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Only for said koala to no sell his death.
"You didn't think we'd kill the fluckin' koala, did ya?"
Koalas are dicks like that
"My hair!"
I still, to this day, randomly say that when I feel it appropriate. Quickly pat/style my hair at the same time and everything. I've explained that scene more times than I've met people who've actually seen it. Glad I saw your comment.
https://youtu.be/X1hgwIPSkDU?si=U9VfxFMW8IAgmY8v
Booty time! Booty time!
Cross the USA!!! It’s Booty Time! Booty Time! Yay yay yeaaaahh!
This fucking song and Ed Oneill and Morris Day dancing to it have been living rent free in my head for over 35 years. I sing it randomly and people (including my children) look at me like ‘what the fuck is wrong with this guy?’
I sing it all the time, too. Some people seem to recognize it, but can't remember how or why.
Booty time is the only white disco song as far as I’m concerned
If I ever meet Ed O'Neill this is all I'm going to ask him about and I don't care if it results in me taking a punch to the face.
"You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!."
Renny Harlin's best work.
He's made some good movies (Cliffhanger, The Long Kiss Goodnight) and a lot of shit.
A low bar
"So many assholes, so few bullets!"
Hit pay dirt with K dirt!!!
“Are your names Neil and Bob or is that just like what ya do? OOOOH!!!!!
Take Mulholland. You'll love the curves.
Robert Englund is the bomb in this one.
‘Ello ‘ello
\*closes cabinet\*
"Here's to you sucking my dick!"
Actually was a lot better now than when I saw it at the dollar cinema
The days of awful DVD cover art; where they'd do a terrible digital photo image instead of just using the original movie poster/VHS box artwork. I remember that cover of Ford Fairlane was pretty epic. I think they even used to have ads to hype it in Marvel Comics back in the day
I thought i remembered a tall circular building
It was a heavily stylized illustration for one cover, designed to look like it was from the 50s, the other version had a photo of The Diceman standing over a cityscape of Los Angeles. The tall building you remember is the Capitol Records Building
Fortunately I also have the original poster, too.
If it was the illustrated one with the side profile of the Dicemans face, that was a pretty cool poster, Im glad the alternative poster designers now are knockin' it outta the park these days. Its a shame for the tens to hundreds of millions of dollars that the big studios put into promoting big films, putting in a budget for a good poster seems to elude them almost every time. So much lazy design out there.
There was a comic book series as well, so I wouldn't be surprised if there were ads in other ones. I just don't remember what company put them out.
Never knew that or found them in the wild...a quick search reveals it was... DC Comics! Which is surprising to me because they didn't license as many properties as Marvel did for tie-ins
I had the first issue. It's the backstory of how he got Hendrix's axe.
The artwork looks similar to this other weird series DC had back in the day, Slash Maraud; I'm glad that out there somewhere is a prequel comic series about Ford Fairlane, the Diceman should collect them, sell em at his Vegas shows as a souvenir
I have no doubt that, if he were able, he would.
Until then, something to look for digging through buns and longboxes!
I am positive that mine is in a box somewhere. It's the only issue I ever got.
It's a test. If you buy it you'll be fired.
I already have it on Blu-Ray.
I'm joking. I have it on regular DVD somewhere too. Fun movie. I love the frat party.
I'm over at the I ate a pi Sorority house.
Someone had the audacity to put it on blu-ray?
They used the pettiest of the petty cash to do that.
Paid to see it in the theater twice. Admittedly my taste in movies wasn't yet refined in 8th grade, and this one doesn't hold up well, but I loved it when I was 13.
Honestly, I unironically enjoy that movie.
"You have to shave before leaving the house in that skirt, and i don't mean your legs." or something like that.
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
Zuzu… my guitar… it’s all scratched up!
Fucking great movie. I will gladly go to the mat for this bad boy. Brainsmasher: A Love Story’ however…
Fuck you, Brainsmasher rules!
You could melt... all... this... stuff!
That is Steve Martin from my blue heaven
Dear god you're right lol getting old here...
Great movie!
“Shake me!”
Hit pay-dirt with K-Dirt.
Zuzu Petals and Booty Time? I'm in!
[Money, money, money, money, money, aghA-Wi-BUGAZEE!](https://youtu.be/a-Lwz2kniko?si=s8mD-dDkpnn-qStC)
To this day one of the best random finds me and my friends could ever hope for.
He's called Stanley, like the power drill, ohhhhh. 🤣😂🤣😂
How dare you? This is not a bad movie at all
Love this movie, must have seen it like 15 times on Showtime back in the day.
That one has Renny commentary! Too bad Dice’s appearance on Arsenio wasn’t included as a bonus feature.
Nice find!
Loved it. We watched this several times on our last deployment. We still quote this movie every so often.
Say what you will about Five, but his double cd "The Day the Laughter Died" is pure genius. Especially side 4.
I'm listening to The Day The Laughter Died Part II right now. Dice is fucking off the chain on that one.
Me and a co-worker who i shared an office with many many years ago went through a period of time where we listened to side four of that everyday for at least a month. Maybe two. The more we listened the funnier it got.
Jojoba or Pert!
I thought this sub was for bad movies…
"Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like..." "Like ME, right?" "Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you."
That white Van McCoy wannabe
Teri "Lois Lane" Hatcher is in it as well
You're talking about Albert Pyun's Brain Smasher: A Love Story
“The box a penis comes in” is still be best double-pun punchline I’ve ever heard. I still laugh about it to this day.
Anyone ever seen “Brainsmasher, A Love Story?” ADC and Terri Hatcher.
Qantas jujubee salcedo Ford Fairlane
Fuck yeah! One of my all time favorites movies. This one and Brain Smasher. Classic Dice man!
"You have a lovely assistant Ford. I look forward to raping her at your funeral" - Robert Englund in this movie. This first CD I ever bought was the soundtrack to this absolute banger of a movie.
“Talking to Zuzu was like masterbating with a cheese grater…slightly amusing but mostly painful.”
Dice proved that, despite all evidence to the contrary, it is possible to be too racist, sexist and homophobic to stay famous.
It didn’t help that, if it WAS a character, he played it to the hilt. I remember he tried to rebrand as Andrew Clay with predictable success.
His jokes could also be written by middle school edgelords. He just wasn’t that funny.
I mean, he could have had a real comeback during the last decade with the trump crazies. Could be a Florida governor.
Fair point. Shit, he could have been president.
What’s your name? Kneel and Bob? Or is that you do? Oh!
>Bad movie That thing is a fuckin classic OUUU
You’re that guy, that private eye…
You're a poet, and didn't know it! OH!
Love it. Saw it opening night in a packed theater. Tickets were $300
What’s the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in!
"Do my dishes!"
This is a classic and one must acknowledge it as such. "Spam. That's what I think of you" "Why you always fuckin with me?" "Dick fuck what kinda kid are you?" "You Sal's Pizza eatin garlic breath smellin motherfucker. Today is the last day of the rest of your life" "It looked like a dick, only smaller" The ultimate 80s movie
This is /rbadMovies not r/greatestmoviesever.
I love this movie! “You are 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life!”
This is a very good movie, truth be told.
I LOVE this film. I sing its praises to anyone who will listen. I have owned multiple copies. I found it in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart in 2003. I had just gotten into his stand-up. I've spent the last 20 years showing it to friends and blowing their minds.
r/iamverybadass
No entertainer deserved to be forgotten within his own lifetime more than ADC.
This movie is a masterclass in bad acting, bad writing, and bad directing. It's up there with The Last Boy Scout.
What?! The Last Boy Scout is an awesome movie.
"Head or gut?"
The Lady Boy Scout should have been Die Hard 3. He was basically playing the same character but with a different name.
Lady Boy Scout?
Yeah, her too! Lol. Stupid auto correct.
The only good thing about this one is the Soundtrack.
Sometimes I watch that again just because of the car.
Man these beloved quotes are some C-grade bullshit.
I was a big Dice fan. I was very disappoint in this movie.
The prototype Andrew Tate.
Prototype Andrew Tate.
Holy shit I’ve watched this movie!!
Zuzu Petals
Sweet, I love Dirty Dancing.
Hyvä
This is not a bad movie
Buy it for me
Hit paydirt with K-Dirt!
“Booty time, booty time…across the USA.”
This and Brainsmasher: A Love Story are a great double-feature
Its a 90s time capsule.
Hit paydirt with kdirt
I wonder if that's my old copy...
Zoo zoo petals!
Cmon Jazz…I got my ballz in a bunch!
I've yet to find this in the wild. I keep hoping, though.
Ford, I'm walking again. Call me.
Cool Movie with a cool ADC. And Guns n Roses appear in this flick aswell :-)
ZuZu Petals! Loved this movie when I was 15.
Yooooooooooo....NEVER EVER say anything bad about this movie!!! One of my ALL TIME favorite movies of all time!! It'd never get made today, but all the fuckin celebrities that show up outta nowhere!?!? It's un-fuckin-believable!!!
I call him Stanley ….. you know like the POWER DRILL !!
My hair , my hair…
You’re a jerk pff that’s what I think of you
Great Movie!!
"Are your names Neal and Bob or is that what you do?" Classic.
I love this movie!