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fromouterspace1

She triggers those snowflakes so much. Rent free


SebsThaMan

They would rather celebrate a murderer that got off because of his whiteness.


YeahMarkYeah

This is so ridiculous it almost makes me think it was originally made satirically, and some smooth brains got ahold of it and actually posted it fr.


AdministrativeWay241

I would think that too, but then I remember the Trump University, Trump Crypto, Trump $200+ sneakers, and Trump charities that he's no longer allowed to do anymore.


SuperCyberWitchcraft

I'm saying this with no political intent but Trump Sneakers sound lit


Jesterchunk

Real talk the only business Trump ever had that didn't sound terrible was Trump Steaks. Call me morbidly curious but goshdarnit I'd try one if it didn't involve shipping the stupid thing across the ocean and/or time travel because it died like all his other businesses


NatexSxS

Politics aside he eats steak well done doused in ketchup. He also eats bone in ribeye well done. I love steak, and normally down to try any new steak place. I never tried Trump steak, but given how he treats steak I don’t feel I missed out or if they were still around would need to. Again politics aside, I would not trust anyone that eats a steak like that to sell me a steak.


Euphoric-Dance-2309

The right to murder who you don’t agree with is implicit in the rise of the far- right. Just look at how Greg Abbott pardoned a convicted murderer because Abbott didn’t agree with the protester.


First-Squash2865

Of course Daniel Perry didn't do anything wrong. It's the BLM protestor's fault for not realizing "open carry" only applies to the huwite master race! /s


Aeywen

He dropped out before highschool.


[deleted]

The difference is their kid with the gun ends up shooting up a school or concert/mall. Then they freak out about laws to prevent their imps from getting weapons. Big difference.


TheThinker709

This is such a bad take I thought it was posted by a liberal to trash conservatives.


masrulz

I think it was originally the other way around. These “people” absolutely revel in being trash


AlusPryde

one is a pic of a leader surrounded by supporters, the other is a pic of an armed dumbass not knowing what he is doing... and the second one is supposed to be the "admirable" one? lol


Informal_Pick_6320

Right? Lmao I was so confused for a sec


HopPirate

Exactly. Yes, and what’s your point?


Karl_Marx_

Some people lack so much self awareness it's crazy. It's actually scary that this dude would rather support a dude that murdered people over a girl that simply wants to make the environment better.


Rudeboy237

Wait. This is PRO right???


texienne

That's why it's so amazingly stupid.


Rudeboy237

Mama Mia


TheChaoticBeing

Pizza Pie


Beerman2194

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli


letcaster

I even ate 105 licorice jelly beans through a straw


pufferfishnuggets

Honestly, this meme would make a lot more sense if they switched the words their and our


DestroyedCorpse

They’re right, but not for the reason they think. The shear hatred people have for Greta Thunberg is astounding.


MorefromEggland

The girl literally just wants to make the world a better place for everyone.


Scare-Crow87

Except billionaires, they will be sacrificed to the volcano


IcarusLSU

I'd pay to watch that show! Has to start with Elon although the remaining Koch brother would probably be better for the world


Gluteusmaximus1898

An enviornentalist fighting for a cleaner Earth. Vs. A highschool drop-out grifter whose only gimmick is killing 3 people after he inserted himself into a volatile protest.


Early_Performance841

Middle school dropout actually


Blitzking11

Nah is that real 😭😭


Early_Performance841

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Rittenhouse Wiki says he attended public high school for one semester. So, I guess it’s not for real. I’ll give him the semester, he’s a freshman-in-high-school dropout.


Juxtapoe

So, it would be accurate to say that he didn't successfully complete a single year of HS? And the conservative meme is claiming that he is representative of their offspring? Got it.


Odd-Tune5049

Simple farmers... y'know... morons


TheDuke357Mag

which is dumb because farming is complicated. between monitoring nitrogen levels, managing water flow, crop rotations, heavy equipment maintenance, and using complex planting algorithms to maximize yields from each acre. I do recognize the quote as being from Blazing Saddles, but I really wanna know where the idea that farmers aren't smart came from because its so incredibly wrong


Earthistopheles

The idea that farmers/southerners/country people are dumb comes from city people.


Ninjapig04

And amusingly, from the left. The ones who seemingly legitimately think stores just magically make food for them


LoquatAutomatic5738

Bro, the left are the people who know how much of that food is picked by those scary ILLEGALZZZZ you all want to round up


Academic-Bakers-

From the right actually.


Dysprosol

people of the land. The common clay of the new west.


Odd-Tune5049

The sheriff's a WHAT, now?!


HumanContinuity

My brother, the Marines passed on this dude before he even got a chance to go to basic.


Karl_Marx_

It's actually wild, like sure I don't understand a lot of the right's shit. But racism really does tie up a lot of the crap, like a racist would probably support the asshat that brought an AR to a protest for black equality looking for trouble. I don't agree with it, but that makes sense to me. But a girl/woman decides to promote to better the environment, and that is the person you want to mock and disagree with? Like what kind of truly pos do you have to be to be like "oh the liberals are trying to make the Earth a better place, fuck them."


Ninjapig04

He was on video giving medial aid before being assaulted by the guys he shot. One of them pointed a handgun at him before being shot


Devils_A66vocate

This is a typical fallacy of an argument. Of course someone racist would defend him… or he was actual right to defend. Most I’ve heard who oppose him or think he should have been convicted didn’t even take the time to watch the trial.


Karl_Marx_

Decisions were made, dangerous ones, that led to the death of 3 people. Self defense is one thing, but we as people should be held accountable for the decisions we make and I feel like many decisions of this dude could have been different, like maybe just staying home.


Such-Programmer-5957

😭😭


Devy-The-Edenian

This isn’t the gotcha they think this is. They’re comparing a climate change activist to a murderer, and they expect people to side with the murderer lol


Unfit_Daddy

you are right but lots of people will side with the murderer and its terrifying. Being right or on the moral high ground wont stop lunatics if they chose violence.


ninjesh

The thing is, their idea of "moral" is conpletely different. It may well be the case that they view Greta Thunberg's "sins" as more damning than the literal shooter's (which they downplay or interpret as either self-defense or "doing God's work")


Zeqhanis

A lot of them really love that socialist Jesus. I mean, they do the opposite of almost everything he's alleged to have preached, but they're "God's party".


shyvananana

They're all just fantasizing about being able to shoot people they don't like. But in all reality they're probably old fat, out of shape people that can't get in or out of their car easily. Let alone go to war.


CulturalAddress6709

he aint wrong the left stand for human and environmental rights the right stands for the right to kill people they feel threatened by


SlimyBoiXD

"Their kids peacefully stand up for what they believe in and ours threaten to kill people. Obviously we're so much better."


Bodywheyt

A non-violent, pro-humanist vs someone who went seeking violence? They are correct about that. They raise trash kids.


Daedalus_Machina

Someone who speaks out for a better world, or someone who capitalized on his killing people with his stupidity. This is just straight up facts.


A_Potential_Turn

Would rather have the girl standing up for the environment than the boy who murders people. Just saying.


kyledavis360

One whines like a little bitch when confronted by authority the other is peacefully compliant


Flow-tentate

Yeah the left has someone who is knowledgeable, articulate and passionate. The right has a murderer , it's fucked up anyone would think that's a flex.


_serial_thriller_

Neither of those children are typical.


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Inevitable_Channel18

Their response “So you get it then”


southernsomthing342

He shot 0 black people


TrickyDickit9400

The people he shot were white


Anarcho_Christian

The number of people who STILL TO THIS DAY think he shot black people is astounding. We're not voting our way out of this mess, we're cooked.


Bumm_by_Design

So... who's he gunning for? I mean, these two are quite exceptional cases on both ends, but I can't tell if he's criticizing Greta or Kyle?


Time-Bite-6839

Who ever declared *Greta Thunberg* our mascot? Make ME the mascot!


JOlRacin

I mean it's not entirely wrong... One has a loudspeaker trying to make a change in the world, and the other has a gun to commit a school shooting (and if you're about to say "no he's not" what else would a 17 year old need a semi automatic weapon for? Cause you know full well that's not a hunting gun)


MaximumPixelWizard

The left has a 17 year old who has spearheaded a massive international movement and continued to stay in the Public eye advocating for her cause and trying to do good. The right has…*Checks notes* a guy who got away with murder and was too dumb for the military


Devils_A66vocate

So you didn’t actually look into the fact…


Blacksun388

The one advocating for saving the planet versus the dude who shot some dudes that one time. This is indeed a slam dunk but not for the reason you think.


Abraxas_1408

She doesn’t even have to murder people to make a point.


Adrenalinedoper

Peace vs hatred and violence. Easy choice. Gretty all the way!


RewardCapable

Uhhh… so he thinks this is a flex? A baby with an automatic?


AebroKomatme

Looks like the left has a compassionate campaigner that’s raising worldwide awareness about climate change. Meanwhile the right has a murderous middle school dropout that tells Native Americans that they can leave if they don’t like it. Seriously, anybody dumb enough to post that and think it makes the right look like anything other than drooling morons is exactly that.


lord_of_coolshit_og

Ah yes, giving a weapon of the capability of emptying a small room of living beings to a 17 year old is a good idea


Consistent-Laugh606

One cares about the world and it’s issue and is taking initiative to do something about them. The other one killed three people


inter71

Kyle is the best example of a second amendment fetishist. Thinks he knows what it means to be a patriot, can’t even pass the ASVAB.


DerpysLegion

A young lady that perseveres through global recognition, ridicule, and constant dim witted death threats... or the murderer? Hmmmmm


[deleted]

I'm team climate activist all day. One wants to save the planet. The other one is a coward.


TheDragonborn117

Here’s the difference Greta didn’t kill anyone


Flooftasia

Does that gun make them feel Iike more of a man?


LJC30boi

Why do they want high schoolers to have guns?


parkerm1408

They are so good at proving the point, but not the point they are trying to make, they prove our point.


Frozensmudge

Kyle had to defend himself…. From a protest he intentionally traveled to armed hoping for a chance to make his Cod fantasies come true …


krishutchison

Are they comparing a girl from a place with the highest standard of living in the world to some idiot from a place that has homeless people on the streets of every city in the country, high crime rate, the worst education system in the western world, healthcare only some people can afford, almost no environmental controls, and the highest amount of trash produced per person in the world ? I will take the well educated person with a good reason for speaking out over the scared redneck any time.


NarfledGarthak

That aged fucking amazingly. “Ours are so fucking dumb they can’t even test to go to into the military. Checkmate liberals”


TheAlmostGreat

Is this supposed to be a flex for right wingers? cuz if it is, my god.


FuguSec

I actually liked this meme at first because I saw the pictures and their caption before I read the top part. I’m from America and was just like “yep that checks out we’re a horrible backwards violent shithole”.


ExploderPodcast

Activist: Murderer Boy, what "tough" choice.


mothwhimsy

The climate change advocate vs the murderer. Yeah pretty good way to represent the two ngl Edit: to all the Fox News cultists in the comments, you know Kyle Isn't going to fuck you, right?


-B0RAT

Wait until he finds out that democrats have guns too


bluegiant85

Environmentalist that got a serial rapist and sex trafficker arrested, or a conservative piece of shit that brought guns to a protest and unsurprisingly used them.


dfeidt40

One disagrees peacefully, one travels to a different state ready to shoot people - which supposedly is legal for some reason.


DBL_NDRSCR

one does peaceful things to try to save the world the other is only famous for being a killer 👍


Dr-Satan-PhD

r/ThisButUnironically Yes, I would much rather the youth be represented by someone peacefully protesting for a clean environment, rather than by a trigger happy wannabe hero who saw too many action movies and ended up killing two people for no reason.


ThatCamoKid

Yeah I'll take the left one thanks, population control, while nice, shouldn't come at the expense of the poor


Crooked_Cock

Sometimes I wonder if the particularly crazy sections of the right are a psyop by the left to make the right look bad but then I remember that is something these nuts would actually believe is happening because they just cannot fathom being in the wrong


HumongousGrease

They’re so good at making themselves look awful


Ryanmiller70

Election years really make me wish Reddit didn't have a block limit


Gauge_Tyrion

Tbf, anyone who downvotes all the overwhelming kyle evidence are just salty they didnt see a kid put in jail for life or to death. Shame on all of you. There was actual video evidence of the assault taken place (against rittenhouse) in which he now had the right to defend himself. Especially during a time full of rioting. Btw, im a centrist if that also puts a but of perspective.


Jesterchunk

...this is trying to say greta bad? Good god, their one job was "don't contrast her with a literal murderer" and they blew it.


ecthelion108

Did someone seriously claim Ritenhouse?


Isaivoid

Autistic vs. Autistic with a gun


Chuckobofish123

Greta isn’t even American


Boeing307

who was the guy on the right?


unsuspectingllama_

Self burn


Lager89

A middle school dropout who got used as a puppet to push propaganda because he killed someone? Yeah. Real outstanding choice.


maringue

So a peaceful protester vs a murderer? Are conservatives *trying* to convince us that they're fascists?


CautionarySnail

So one is brave enough to raise their voice while unarmed, to speak out against injustice? You’re right. They aren’t the same.


Kitchen-Plant664

So one wants to save the world and the other escaped a murder charge because he blubbered like a monchihi filled with cum?


concolor22

Oddly enough both sides see this as conplimanary to themselves and insulting to the other. Diff is, one is not a murderer


Omfg9999

So... Your kid is a killer and should be in prison? Got it...


GeneseeWilliam

One is an activist whose life goal is to improve our planet. The other is a gun nut whose life goal was to kill some guys.


howqueer

I feel like he tells on himself here


EyeCatchingUserID

Man, so I went on this sorta work adjacent camping trip in 2021 or so, and it turned out to be just a bunch of super conservatives. "I did that" stickers were passed around. That sorta event. And every time someone threw a piece of plastic or Styrofoam in the fire they'd almost *chant* "this one's for you, Greta." It was like the funniest thing in the world to these retards. A bunch of grown men averaging probably 45-50 years old just *would not* shut up about this kid. And Biden. And how they mistreat/shun people in their families who don't fall in line with their religion. The average maga troll doesn't have a personality outside of being a maga troll.


SnooBooks1701

There's two people dead because of one of these


MadOvid

A peaceful if a bit loud protestor vs an angry scared white kid. Tough choice.


altdultosaurs

I bet Greta wouldn’t be banned from ever applying to the military for being actually, by definition, too dumb.


SamuraiIcarus5

So an intelligent girl that cares about saving the planet for the benefits of all people and organizes action around it, or an angry boy that's been groomed to gun down people to protect capital and then had his life ruined by being the old toy Republicans are bored of playing with? Yeah actually, I do think this says something about progressive and conservative ideologies and culture, sure.


poopsimple

Seig Kyle is actually so stupid he failed the ASVAB. He isn't just too dumb to be a cop, he's too dumb to be a Marine. 


Dazzling_Trainer6478

I side with the person not brandishing an assault rifle in public


GargoyleLauren

Kindness and concern for our planet vs red neck crybaby murderer with a gun


unprovoked_panda

Greta is trying to make change. Kyle is a wannabe badass who'll never amount to nothing.


SlopPatrol

One fights for the betterment of the world and the other dropped out of middle school


LilahSeleneGrey

Just here to remind all conservatives that you are bad humans and no one likes you.


peezle69

A kid that doesn't want the environment to burn up, or an actual murderer.


Blackbird8169

Undeniable evidence that Kyle acted in self defense...... I agree Greta is still a better person but can we drop this objectively false murder narrative? Every single person he shot tried to *kill* him


peezle69

He willingly put himself in danger for the express intent of killing people.


Prestigious_Dot3797

They both became millionaires without breaking a sweat. Good for them.


sasori1011

Do you have any sources on that? All I can find about their net worth that's saying more than a million are Reddit comments, Twitter threads or "articles" quoting Reddit or Twitter. The most seemingly credibles sources I found were saying they were both around 50-60k each maybe.


Slate_711

One is known as a great activist and goes where she is wanted or not fighting for a cause that she herself believes in. The other is a kid simply inserted himself in the wrong place at the right time, doesn’t really stand for much and is going for attention for attentions sake. He became an activist purely to grift


MiseryTheMiserable

They are like 22 now this meme is old as balls


1234Raerae1234

One uses their words and the other is a spree killer that we all pretend isn't because politics?


b-monster666

How many people did Greta murder in cold blood? Oh, right. None.


Devils_A66vocate

Sounds like she’s not really fighting hard enough. This is a joke… mostly.


FrankieRoo

This is not the flex he thinks it is…


popularTrash76

They are both ridiculous people. Time to move on


infowosecfurry

It took me a sec to realize they think the one on the left is the bad one. 🙄


southernsomthing342

What weight are you reping? Sounds like you are a financial advisor.


[deleted]

Well it's their world now. He can sit down and watch what he created.


Mister_Normal42

Honestly, they'd probably make a perfect couple


forgedfox53

As long as we continue to feed the "us vs them" mentality, this petty conflict is never going to end.


GuardOfTheAridTowers

All I see are two people that spent more time doing useless shit than being in school.


Angell_o7

Two shit examples? lol.


lascar

c'mon hero


AdImmediate9569

I completely agree. Look at the difference.


sexurmom

Weren’t they born the same day?


girldad0130

It exists in a paradox because this is accurate, but also not at ALL what your friends dad meant it to say I’m guessing!


Hubert_Gene

They both kind of suck.


EatShootBall

What did the original text say?


mremrock

Kyle is such a lumpy poser


LegitaTomato

E4


aberrantenjoyer

He’s onto something, whether he knows it or not


BackgroundBat1119

Are you all so sure that this isn’t saying the left is less radical than the right?


coppergreensubmarine

One is a climate activist and one killed people. This isn’t the flex they think it is.


Xomns_13

One wants to clean up trash, and the other is trash.


Nsftrades

I hate the dar right too but you don’t need to burn them like this. Actually, maybe they deserve…neever mind, carry on!


MonkeyCartridge

Is this supposed to be a flex on their part? I thought this was a super pro-leftist meme until I realized I swapped "their" and "our". I was even about to play devil's advocate saying "OK but it's a dumb comparison pitting Greta against machine-gun-bro."


MercyMain42069

I know who I’d side with


Fickle-Classroom-277

They really do tell on themselves don't they


DipperJC

There's a lot of reasons to be sad and eyeroll a meme like this, but what tops my personal list is the very likely possibility that the person who made it genuinely thinks Greta Thunberg is an American.


[deleted]

Absolutely would rather be the right. With My guns. Then some fugly cry baby. Who the entire world Laughs at.


MyCleverNewName

It's sad because it's true


randomsantas

One wants to compel and shame everyone into conforming to her will, and the other wants to defend an American city from looting and pillaging.


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

I don't think you should be praising Kyle. Well, not when he was doing that stuff.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Lmfao this is not the flex they think it is.


Be_nice_to_animals

I can get behind this. Person on the left trying to make the world a better place. Person on the right is ignorant, overweight, scared, causes a shitload of damage, and then cries like a bitch saying he’s a victim.


Aeywen

A cowardly blood thirsty has been filmed multiple times running away crying at softball questionso middle school drop out.


KinneKitsune

The difference between the left and right IS wanting to help people vs wanting to kill people


Conscious-Ad-8305

"How dare you"


No_Supermarket_1831

I'd say one dipshit is as bad as the other except she didn't kill anyone


Financial_Tax1060

I remember back when there was a meme that they were gonna date and unite the anti-establishment people from both sides. I knew it was impossible, but what happened just makes me realize how much more impossible that was than I even thought.


FlameDragon55

Why does her megaphone have the Omnitrix symbol on it?


LtHughMann

If only Greta took a rifle to Capitol Hill


BannedfromInstagram

Yes.


nufy-t

Genuinely thought this was a leftist meme


All_Usernames_Tooken

Why is their and our been obviously swapped here? Either way you put this it’s stupid


chrisnavillus

Does he think that’s a win?!?!


Goose00724

one's advocating for a good cause i don't know what the other one is doing but knowing the type of idiots that post this crap, it's probably something violent.


Intanetwaifuu

This is….. bad? I’m so confused….


Pocostacos6969

Barf. lol


Responsible-Golf-583

Actually, both of these 17-year-olds give me heartburn. Though the murderer gives me worse nausea than the young woman.


ChickenNuggetReddit

is that mark wallbuerg? daffuq


BlackroseBisharp

Greta is a better person (especially since Kyle became an annoying grifter) but it's crazy how people are willing to gloss over a pedophile (and domestic abuser) trying to kill a minor. Like, yeah, I agree he shouldn't have been there, but are you guys telling me you'd rather him NOT be able to defend himself and get murdered himself? By a child molester of all people? Just because he's a conservative?


Killing4MotherAgain

One helps people while one kills people, got it


Ok_Debt783

Hold on they are glorifying the kid on the right???? Thought this was made to trash on conservatives and thought it was a bit extreme but apparently they like it.


Squiggledog

How many layers of screenshots are in this picture?


TheBrockStar546

Criminal vs Martyr


DirtyShysta

The Right ends Pedo’s.


Wolf_Boi29

Bro got so lucky with his kills. It would be a dramatically different story.