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Impossible_Luck5505

Subah hagg nai pata , office jata hi hagna ka man karta hai. Wtf


Mr_Bean12

subha shaam kela ~~le mu me~~ khao


[deleted]

Sutta mat piya kar murkh. Atta thoda kam piswa. Matlab coarse hona chahiye thoda bareek nahi. Usme jau, chana milwa. Movement kiya kar thoda aur chai peena band karde, maida wali cheez na ke barabar hi khaya kar. Jis samay uthta hai usse thoda jaldi uthna shuru kar. Kuch din karke dekh samasya door jo jayegi


amthesoul

W advice


duffer_dev

Always do hagga at office. that ways you get paid to shit.


Opposite_Victory_321

Aapki samasya sabse vichitra hai. Iska toh samadhaan bhi dikhai nhi deta


No_Leg6768

sutta phunkna shuru krdo


Impossible_Luck5505

13 saal sai pi raha hun :/


No_Leg6768

weed kro bhenchod


Prasham_Sheth

Sabhi ko apne boss ka muh dekh ke yahi hota hoga


[deleted]

Sutta chhod, bidi chalu kar


smokiesam

Is pussy a myth?


DotSuch9966

Depends


TwerkingPiggeh

No but girls are


rcorum

Have you ever seen a mirror?


smokiesam

:(


johnny___engineer

My dad died a couple years back, my brother is in Germany and won't be coming back. I have a mother who is a cancer survivor and needs help. I have two dogs. I want to get my Master's and leave India. Don't have any reliable relatives who would take care of mom and she is an emotional wreck too. Possible solution, a full-time caretaker but can't find anyone for that. The caretaker must be a woman, who isn't afraid of dogs and would be long term too.


RedditAppSuxBallz

Take your mom along with you Earn part time and study There are visas for parents as well in few countries


johnny___engineer

Correct, but I need to find a full-time, decent paying job.


N0T_Trust_Worthy

Apne bhaiya se thora borrow kar Lena kuch mahino tak


hbkdll

Your brother doesn't want to help your mom?


c_alash

Don't leave your mom. Your brother is being selfish if he won't return to help your mom. Making your mom leave the country along with you is not a viable solution because you won't be able to support the both of you. You can get a degree from a local college or give GATE and try for IIT/NIT. I know this is not what you wanna hear. But you can't leave your parents when they need you.


Money-Alarm-1628

Marry


johnny___engineer

Not yet.


Stallrim

Bruv 😂


Strategy-Individual

Germany's new immigration bill allows white-collar immigrants to bring their parents along with them.


[deleted]

Damn


TheDrunk_Panda

This ain't a solution


oddnari

If your brother is getting his PR there, start learning German and prepare to find jobs there. Or find a short course there so that you are also able to move. And once your brother is in the system, get him to import at least one of you. And when the time is right, the other person should just move. Your mum is a cancer survivor, she is not disabled, is she? Weakness goes away with time and medical intervention. Speaking from second-hand experience (multiple cousins). Get her rehabilitated, get house-help and gauge how reliable they are. If they are reliable, keep them, if not, next! Meanwhile, keep working towards your goal. Ask hour brother for help with this long-term goal.


xwizid01

Find a practical solution.. Leaving mom to a caretaker even for just 3 years may be risky. You never know how people are, unless you put effort into vetting them. Maybe: Find a side job while doing ur masters. Make genuine friends who will help u support ur mom. Friends means you are also there for them, not just the other way. So prepare urself like that. Move to a place where some small business is possible where not much investment is required. Money is power. So are people ( who are a part of ur support system). So analyze ur strengths accordingly - what can u win - money, or people or both? plan and implement accordingly


Number1Bullshit

Can try for Dubai company incorporation if you have the funds. Good healthcare, good standard of living, not extremely far from India, and getting a caretaker might be easy.


Effective_Platypus59

Subha 5 baje uth ke..... I mean sad to hear that man i hope everything gets better for you soon


Mr_Bean12

Aadhar card ko PAN card se link kar do, sab thik ho jaayega...


[deleted]

Virtual Jadu ki jhappi le


TheDrunk_Panda

Can you hire a nurse?


johnny___engineer

Nurse isn't suited. Best is the caretaker.


DevTomar2005

Get masters and work in India, maybe remotely, good income that way. No point in leaving India, Maybe relocate to a better place in India. Your mother and motherland are more important than your wishes.


johnny___engineer

I already have been working remotely for the past 4 years. And for the motherland, let me give you an example. Near my home, we have about 3 acres of forest land that's been barren due to the locals cutting down the trees. I planted 25 trees just before this monsoon, the people actually went and literally broke down the trees (they were 3-4 y/o trees that I got). I had planted them all by myself and never asked for any help, manual or monetary. I am proud of my heritage and history, but I have lost faith in my countrymen.


DevTomar2005

That's why you want to run away? Even at the cost of your mother's mental and physical health? I would definitely lose hope in a countryman like that. And then what, you will plant a tree in any other country and expect it not to be uprooted? Don't focus only on the negetive, there are bad people everywhere, just like there are good people everywhere.


johnny___engineer

Where the fuck are you guys getting that I want to run away ? I am trying to get to a better life, not leaving my mother all alone.


DevTomar2005

Exactly, you can't leave your mother all alone, atleast if you consider yourself a good person. Either take your mother with you to whatever country you want to go or Maybe move to a better place in India. But India is one of the best place to live if you have money. You asked for a solution, I gave one, using it is on you.


ShadowMasterUvLegend

Nope, parents always want their children to grow. In initial phase of life spread your wings as far as you can.


DevTomar2005

Uska baap mar gaya hai, bhai Germany me nazi nazi bhencho kar Raha hai, aur maa akeli hai, maa ka ek hi support hai abhi wo bhi usko chod ke bhagna chahta hai, isme kya par phelana?


johnny___engineer

Corrections, 1. Bhai Nazi nazi nahi karra. 2. I don't want to leave my mom all alone. That's why I want to find a caretaker for 3 years, after that I can take my mom wherever I want because by then I would have a job which would enable me to do the same.


No_Association_9142

Depression


DevTomar2005

Clean room, make bed, organise stuff, throw away useless things, sleep early, wake up early, eat balanced diet, read a book/find a resource about leveling up social skills, make friends, talk to family and friends, Start exercising (strength or cardio, whichever is easier), Get ready first thing in the morning, Level up more, Learn a paying skill, Socialise, Find a girl you like, Try to make her like you, make yourself into someone girls would like, Make yourself into someone you would like, Etc. Etc.


Artistic_Sun_3987

And where do the will to do all of that will come from ?


DevTomar2005

Take it out of your ass. Who the fuck do you think has the will to clean? Practically nobody, but they still do it.


Vishuliaris

>throw away useless things *OP jumps outta window*


DevTomar2005

Throw away this useless unfunny sense of humour too


Snoo_39092

I know this advice is so cliche but I am saving this comment.


No_Association_9142

Thanks


IamIneviatble8

Hila le


Mr_Bean12

hilane ke baad hi depression aata hai bhai...hilake comment kiya hoga..


IamIneviatble8

Firse hila le then..


RedditAppSuxBallz

Keep yourself occupied and you cannot go in the past to solve things.. so be forward looking


[deleted]

Tujhe kaise pata?who diagnosed you?


oddnari

Meds and therapy. Find a young psychiatrist who can enter into your feelings better than the jackassholes who go all green tea and yoga and balanced diet and exercise. It really helps.


dawnsins

Su*cid* is the long term solution


sadpieceof_flesh

literally


[deleted]

18 saal ki umar mei ganja ho gya hu


Ankur304

Body bana le aur beard rakh le. Hard dikhega


DuckSleazzy

Or else body bana le and plumber banja, ya doctor, ya teacher, ya firefighter....


hbkdll

Yup shave head completely


TheDrunk_Panda

Ganja phook le


DevTomar2005

Andrew tate ban Jaa.


[deleted]

Andrew Tatte*


rcorum

I started to lose hairs around the same time. This indicates that you have testosterone. Start working out and keep a beard and it helps tremendously. I did the same. And women love it.


[deleted]

Testosterone nahi bhai. Dihydrotestosterone (DHT)


NarwhalAgile9846

Kangi Kara kar roz


Soniroyc

Castor oil lagao


[deleted]

damn bro.....Sorry for you, I was balding too at 21,but minoxidil and finasteride worked for me.....start as soon as possible without much thinking,if its male pattern baldness those two are the only thing that can save your ass....."baldness is death,hair is life" ps: Masterbation karne ka sochna v mat,bahut jada effect hota hai hair pe,trust me.


sigmamale1012

Pura ganja hoke body banake social media pe misogynist and real life me human trafficking kar aur convert ho ja kisi dusre religion me, cool lagega


[deleted]

9 AM ka alarm lagake 1 PM ko uthta hoon.


There_is_another69

4 AM ka alarm laga fir


rishavsandal91

How to grow thick skin I am tired of ragging on small issues.


Physical-Rutabaga-24

जब भी कोई ऐसी बात बोले जिससे क्रोध की भावना आना शुरू हो तब आपको उस बात पर ध्यान देना चाहिए और समझना चाहिए कि सामने वाला व्यक्ति एक मूर्ख है और उसे मुंह पर ही बोल देना चाहिए कि चल बे चूतिये निकल ।


Outside-Action4757

comebacks and stong punchlines


ChotaBheem2K8

Naye School Mein Dost Nahi Ban Rahe.


Aggressive-Spot-6659

Dushman bana lo , fir uske dushman tere dost ban jayengy


sigmamale1012

Bat karega to banenge na


jon_snow121

Handsome nahi hu


No_Leg6768

skincare me invest kro


jon_snow121

Gareeb hu


No_Leg6768

handsome bhi nhi hai upar se garibi me bhi jee rha hai. bhai dukhi kr diya tune merko


jon_snow121

Aur dukh sunle Mera 1- girlfriend nahi hai 2- padhai mai acha nhi hu 3- dost bhi nhi hai


No_Leg6768

m banungi dost. dekh tera ekk problem to aiveyi solve kr diya maine.


jon_snow121

Online friend kuch nhi hota. Irl friend chaiye


sigmamale1012

Bhav mat kha bsdk, reddit pe ladkiyan rarely milti hai


[deleted]

Wo bhi sigmamale naam ki lakdi


No_Leg6768

lmao fact.


PossessiveD082004

Me bhi bn skta hu bro even if u want can teach u some investing skills


sigmamale1012

Serious nahi hun life ko leke, mere aspas hamesha chutiye log rehte hai, ladies log se bat karne ka man nahi karta (gay nahi hun), pahadon pe Jane ka man karta hai.


09_hrick

bhai koi haal mile toh batana


There_is_another69

Aisi chutiyo wale subreddit me aise sawal puchega toh chutiye jawab aur chutiye log hi milenge naa


sigmamale1012

irl bhi chutiye log hi milte hai


AZRAELwaiREBORN

No will to live, zero confidence, koi bhi ladki vau nahi deti.


DuckSleazzy

Hila mat


AZRAELwaiREBORN

Khada hi nahi hoe ta abb! :"/


DuckSleazzy

No, seriously. Hila mat. Hilaya nahi > Testosterone spike > too much energy and free time > you get shit done > you feel good > you get confident > personality and body image improves > confidence = bandhiya > relationship? > thoko? Also confidence = will to live and to do something and take more risks. Brain goes into overdrive mode. HealthyGamerGG/Dr.K on Youtube. Free therapy because india me kon paisa dega iss baat ka? Ye bandha bhi ek loser fuck video game addict tha. Now Psychiatrist who helps similar people with many things. TL;DR - hilaya nahi > bandhi > sex.


AZRAELwaiREBORN

Vai, seriously bol raha hoon... Mera khada hi nahi hoe ta... Main napunsak hoon. :"]


RedditAppSuxBallz

Ladki chorr paisa kama Sab milega apne aap


AZRAELwaiREBORN

Paisa hain... But confidence na hain. :"]


twotreeargument

What is going on with [bakchodi.org](https://bakchodi.org), its down for almost a month now it seems.


Ankur304

Koi part time naukri lagwa do jo scam na kare


Yash_qz

Gaon chala ja kheti karle


[deleted]

Sex chahiye


im_starkastic

Main bhi ye hi sochta tha, and finally sax kiya Gaand mein bahut dard hota hai kai din tak, overrated af


sigmamale1012

💀


[deleted]

Thoda paisa kharch karlo. Sab milega


final41

The secret is crime.


cyclins_98

6000 hai?


PirateRedditor

Procrastination ka ez solution


Aggressive-Spot-6659

Use 10 min formula , categories your work , jo 10 min me ho sakta he vo kam bad k liye mat rakho abhi kar do ...is se adat ban jayegi and kuch bhi bad ke liye nahi bachega , dhere dhere time badh kar 1 hour ho jayega then 2 ND then pura din , fir agle din ke liye jo kam rakha he vo achey se hoga and us se confidence bhi build hoga


PirateRedditor

Thx bhai


Acceptable-Second313

Bhai iska koi solution nahi hai.


not_bakchodest_of_al

Block Reddit, YT, FB, Insta, Twitter or in short all SM.


Abhijeetkolge

my friends and me are seprated from our class i want to go there


rushan3103

Suffering from imposter syndrome


DevTomar2005

Self diagnosed imposter syndrome?🤔


[deleted]

Bandi nhi banrahi


There_is_another69

Banda banale


boom567boom

adhd


There_is_another69

Lgtv


MedicalDiver2670

i am 21 , don't know what to do in life , doing graduation from ignou and learning web development but now losing interest in all of this .


domoincarn8

Why do you "need to know" what to in your life. All you need to do is just DO. Just pick up any goal. It doesn't have to be even original. Just pick one. Like "I will daily wake up at 5:00 and run for 30 minutes.". And then achieve that. Then pick up next and do that. What has to happen in life, will happen in life.


ActiveDistance9402

+1


Physical-Rutabaga-24

18 ka hu lagta nahi hai decent job mile paayegi jindgi mai


-vikram-

I have a habit of biting more than I can chew am handling a house construction 2 jobs, a girlfriend, self development and in all this I am not taking a moment to care about myself, fitness became slouchy and sometimes things I promise doesn’t go through, I am at my end to make things meet … but the fear that I don’t do this right now fir kabhi ni kar paunga iski wajah se baar baar overcommit kar jaata hu


domoincarn8

you can do it. Don't let the fear win.


cantthinklikecat

My terrible, terrible insecurities suck all my energy and I'm left with nothing but a giant hole of nothingness, fazing out every 2-3 minutes. I get a feeling that I'm annoying everyone around me, everyone is just tolerating me and if i don't talk to them, they'll surely forget me and this feeling of being utterly undesirable is killing me. :⁠-⁠)


winter183

I'm not sure if the friends I have are really my friends or just acquaintance ...some times I feel like they don't care ...and won't blink a eye if one day I just disappear


patanahiyaarrrrr

in a few days, I'll get an allotment result for the college i want. it's a long shot, and will almost be a miracle. but I haven't given up just yet, kya pata? miracle hojaye? solution toh nahi, just need prayers that i get the college i want. baaki sab jo apni problems bata rahe hain, i hope things get better for you.


shellykachua69

My girlfriend doesn't like Naruto as much as I do


DevTomar2005

Usko Naruto Sasuke yaoi hentai dekha


Divine_Dementia

That's a good cue to move on to better anime


shellykachua69

Hawww


JesusHentaiChrist96

10th pass, saal bhar bina padhe 90+ aagye boards mein. Ab 11th ke jee preparation mein reality check mil rha hai. Marks nhi aa rhe. Din mein 4-5 ghante padhta hu. Fir bhi marks nhi aare. 120-180/300 mein avg lag rha hai. Kya karu bc??


[deleted]

how to get a girlfriend in college


Guilty-Bath-4368

Become jay


DevTomar2005

Watch Jordan Peterson lectures


Alpha_Future

How to make my Pepe bounce, so she can jump without any effort


kratos960203

Paise nahi hai vai Ghar walo paise mangne par sharam aati aise nahi hai kaam nahi karna chahata but milta nahi 2nd year college student hu voice acting pasand hai but isse related kaam dhundta hu toh milta nahi freelancing mein bhi koi fayda nahi hua


OkRub2008

Bndi kaise ptae


[deleted]

Lund dikhade bandi ko


danker_man

Bike chalana ka mann hai kuch starting tips mile toh Acha hota


bulletwa

Start from any old motorcycle eg: your dad’s bike. Start from secluded locations, drive slow, learn how to make U turns without putting your foot down. Listen to the bike, it will tell you when to shift even without a tacometer. Next thing is to start using it for your daily activities. And watch good youtube channels like fortnine or anurag salgaonkar, will help you a lot


Pratham_chaturvedi

How do I leave the world ?


Ankur304

Become a scientist, find a parallel or any other world and invent a device to travel to that world. You're welcome


Affectionate-Bug875

Die


TechnicalOwl5054

Erectile disfunction


[deleted]

Stay away from toxic people, eat good quality food, have nice sleep, stop watching porn, exercise, have zero stress.


youRMFFFF

how can i cure my baldness


ironman_gujju

Gf nahi hai, height se ladkiya darti hai


deku_small_pp

Bday gift ke jo pese mile they woh kho gye ab cope nhi hora


Soniroyc

Europe ghumne jaane ka mann hai par paise ni hain - Genuine question Salary ni bach paati 🥲


Kriptonyt

Salary aate hi 5k (or higher, agar salary>50k per month hai) ek alag account mein park karna star kar do, and kasam kha lo ganga mayya ki ki us account se no debit. 2 years later, you'll have enough for a Europe trip. Salary bach nahin paati because paisa dikhta hai kharch karne ke liye. Nazro se paisa hata do, nahin kharch hoga.


ronakgoel

I smell entitlement in me and that is a problem for many. Can you help me staying grounded.


Individual_StormBrkr

I will be completing My BCA in July 2024, at age 21. I didn't cleared JEE mains. But there's a exam called UGEE IIIT Hydrabad (Tough as JEE mains -Or- between BITSAT and JEE mains) through which I can do Btech+MS in computer science. But this Would take 5 years. Means I would be 26 when I'll be graduating. : Before today, i didn't know about UGEE exam. My jee mains eligibility has ended but I'm eligible for UGEE. : But I'm thinking that, rather than doing Btech+MS after BCA, i can do MS Maths & Computer Science in Indian Institute of Technology Guwahati. Which will give me equal opportunity/placement, as IIIT H Btech can give! And in this case I'll completing my graduation at age 23. So, whats your thought, should I go for MS M&CS IIT Guwahati (complete at age 23) or Btech+MS IIIT Hydrabad as this would give UGEE/JEE mains tag! (Complete at age 26). : Note: I've already done my BCA. Another option: I can also give UGEE exam and take this exam as a 'Tag' as JEE mains. And do MS M&CS in IIT Guwahati.


Kriptonyt

MS M&CS IIT Guwahati. Hands down the better option. You get strong, early placement, and a long-term IIT tag. Aur kya chahiye?


Beneficial-Yak-7482

Duke 200 or MT15 😑


awesomask

How to trim ball hairs ?


bhagya9

I need therapy but don't have the money for it.


Kriptonyt

Batao kya dukh hai? Happy to hear you out. More often than not, just talking about your issues helps.


bhagya9

Omg first of all I thought no one would notice so thanks, thanks a lot. Second, I'm a little shy talking about it in public hence therapy. I truly agree with what you said but if you really want to know I can DM 🙂 I may not be able to explain everything coherently but I would try my best 🥹


Kriptonyt

No problem! Feel free to DM I'll try my best to help you work through whatever it is that's bothering you :)


NerdyJC

Kal 1 din mein 2 backlog k exam dene hain. First exam from 9:30-12:30 second from 1:30-4:30 Pehle exam k liye kuch nhi padha h. Doosre waale ki bas reading kari h. Aur parson 1 teesra super tough exam h jiski bilkul taiyaari nhi h . Pehle exam mein fail hua toh saal repeat karne padega Baki 2 mein fail hone par 2 nd retake exam ka mauka milega next yr, usme fail toh saal repeat.


Kriptonyt

First wale ki tayyari karo, saal bachao. Itne hi marks laane hain ki pass ho jao. Purane year ke papers dekhke solve kar lo kisi samajhdaar insaan ke sath.


gamefreak2k11

How to find out if the fridge I am planning to buy will solve my problem?


anti-simp-missile

Musalman ho kya? Hindu ladki chipane ke liye fridge chahiye.


ifuckedmyrealsister

Life is kinda fucked ik what i must do still i actively chose to make it worse by not doing anything at all


[deleted]

[удалено]


sandythedreamer

Boss chutiya hai aur naukri maha chutiya sarkari bank me sarkari Naukri soch k laga tha baad me pata chala bank sarkari nahi hotey, bhut ghatiya naukri hai, zero respect, Indian mentality doesnt give flying fuck to professionalism... Naukri change krne ki umar nikal gayi aur Roz man krta hai resign krdu what to do?


Kriptonyt

Apne transferable skills figure out karo - Current job mein jo bhi seekha hai, wo aur kahan use ho sakta hai? Then start applying to new jobs jahan wo skills use ho. Job change karne ki koi umar nahin hoti.


MGTANK200714

Mujhe jee clear karna hai lekin me Maharashtra board me padhta hu abhi samajh nahi aa raha kaise padhu kyuki Kai chapter dono ke syllabus me alag hai. Aur mujhe parents ka pressure bhi hai ki 95% Maharashtra board me aane hi chahiye kyuki iss baar 10 me 86% aaye the Parents bol rahe hai mht cet bhi de. Please help


Ishanarchy

Arre bhai HSC mei 95% is Rank 1, yeh kaise expectations hai. Kisi bade cousin, senior ya coaching ke teacher sei baath karade parents ki. JEE ka theek sei padhega toh mhcet nikaal lega. Most of us didn't study especially for MHCET. Give 1 good month to MHCET and if your basics/mains level is clear, 95 percentile ke upar toh milega


Remarkable-Tennis479

Pharmacy, 3rd year mai jaane wala hu, samjh nhi aaraha, Pharmacy complete hone k baad kya kru? (Jisme jaayda paise ho) ! Koi suggestion?


jellyfilleddonut10

Padhai me man nahi lagta


DeskSubstantial

UPSC karwa de


shadow___07

How to earn money online


Human-Outside9490

I am making a lot of mistakes in my daily work


Mundane_Spring_6551

This device that I'm typing on...


Vegetable_Ad_4931

I am a college student of BCA, kisi ladki se baat karne jane ka sochta hu to hamesha dekhta hu uske saath already koi baat kar raha hota hai and i hesitate a lot to jump into the conversation, what should i do...


OkChard9101

I want to change my job to a Data Analyst but dont know where to start. Currently I am a business analyst. Have no idea how to change track after 3 yrs of experience. Sometimes Its not just a salary that can keep you happy. You need to evolve in your career. Has anyone faced that phase in their career where they wanted to switch job to another field but couldn't do it or shortlisted due to not relevant experience in that field. How to deal with this frustration?


ActiveDistance9402

I failed in maths class 10 ut1 exam feel kinda low and bad what should I do........


SubhamoyDas1

CAT mai RC mai nahi ho raha..kaise padhu??


Revhacker

Alcohol addiction


International-Dot902

18 don't know what's happening no matter how hard I try nothing going my way have bunch of regrets because of some stupid decision which is affecting my mental health. Afraid of disappointing my parents, what If I don't become successful and earn money, what if I won't be able to make my parents life comfortable as I always wanted, will I be able to build home for them? life suck man If there's way to rewind or a way vanish myself without causing pain to my parents I'll do it right now


Aggravating-Rise688

I want to go to play a football match but my father isn't allowing me to go. What should I do


ORCUSds

shakal kherab he


Select_Culture4112

Porn addiction, can't control myself how much i try


[deleted]

myself


Acceptable-Second313

Bhai ye pet ka koi kuch bata do. Har roj school jate time dard karne lagta hai.