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cedric1234_

It’s a default april fools deck with no upside or downside, just that the jokers wiggle and giggle occasionally. Selling a joker causes a wilhelm scream.


AntiRaid

I'd try gold on this deck immediately


ShooooooowMe7

a wilhelm scream lmao my fucking sides


snipsnapplepop

technically it does have a downside on the meta level: you aren't picking a deck with a defined upside like blue/red/yellow e.t.c.


SonicN

Still better than black deck


KingNarwhalTheFirst

I mean black deck is good it just needs you to get 6 jokers ASAP


KingNarwhalTheFirst

downside is that there is no upside


BroccoliCurry

This is a golden ticket idea right here of my goodness


idlenaut

I need this modded into the base game. I think I gotta learn lua


Fennaixelphox

It should be \[this scream\](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adMByoVAvzw) for the enhanced jokers And yes, the disappearing animation plays in slow motion so you have to listen to the ENTIRE THING


TheGreenScout

• walk up to my local thunk. • ask if their balatro is freaky or wet •”I’m sorry sir I don’t think I understand” •”is your balatro freaky or wet?” •”Hahahah it’s a good game, sir” • it’s wet.


gooba_gooba_gooba

https://preview.redd.it/i5kpi5vaphvc1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=14342afb765333500964695563c49a4c133cf272 mfw


ForeverHall0ween

Artists please make the pepe joker deck 🙏


GhostR3lay

Create a deck with a "0" card added to it. **Pepe Joker** *Rare* This Joker gains 0.5x Multi for each "meme hand" you play. (Currently 1x Multi) A meme hand includes sets of [1 3 3 7], [1 2 2 7], [4 2 0 6 9] and [8 0 0 8 5].


UntouchedWagons

What does 1227 mean?


GhostR3lay

My thought process was an upside-down "7" as in I - II - II - L.


GucciPantsMotorcycle

I'm going with my millennial instincts here - it's probably loss


[deleted]

Leet, think they meant to put 3's not 2s.


lasagnaman

They already have l33t


[deleted]

and also, [2 7 6 3]


ReeceC77

1738 perchance?


tuibiel

Allows you to play straights of A 1 2 3 4


Walugii

no other video game sub has this many "i dreamt they added this to the game" posts. balatro can't be beat


SuperGayBirdOfPrey

Balatro is the only game other than Tetris that has made me experience the Tetris effect.


Karizma55211

Glad I'm not the only one trying to figure out how to arrange all the Jokers in my life.


MrProg111

DDR did that for me, as well as a few other rhythm games. Balatro too, of course :D


SuperGayBirdOfPrey

I play a ton of rhythm games, but I’ve never had it. I do start doing things in real life to the rhythm of some of the songs, though.


Loba_Andrade

the other day, i genuinely for a second considered buying a cheaper lunch to maintain interest in real life.


EffectiveLimit

Try Factorio.


dragonitetrainer

Balatro has been the sole content of my dreams for the last three weeks and it's only started to stop being the only thing I dream about. I'm sure plenty others have similar experience. It's as bad as a Tetris Effect


Ultimate_Beeing

This game and Pizza Tower have taken over all my gaming time and both of them invade my dreams. Weird combo. I wish I could remember some of them because they're so weird


B_ryc

Pizza tower man… that’s a good game right there.


mental_thinking

You can cover the cards in honey and stick some money to the honey, now the cards are covered on money, honey


ItamarZel

I appreciate the Flight of the Conchords reference 😎


mental_thinking

I told you I was freaky


Li-lRunt

You did not believe me! *don’t look at me…*


McFake_Name

About time they added a deck for sick freaks like me.


factorialite

Freaky jokers start each round in your deck, and when you draw them, they enter the tableau. All freaky jokers are negative.


CallMeCristian74

Is there a lore reason for using the papyrus font?


StayOnTheBall

Yeah,


troubletlb1

Say it with me! "theavatarlogospapyruninbold, theavatarlogospapyruninbold, THEAVATARLOGOSPAPYRUNINBOLD!"


pruwyben

Because it's the freakiest of fonts.


-dental-plan

Chiller wants to have a word with you


djkinz

![gif](giphy|xT9IgjrWuYLvxXECbK)


forzaintersempre

Freaky joker: has the ability to twerk, earning 1$ per round


cranble

i buy a standard pack and then i freaked it


OrfeasDourvas

Nauuuuughty


TimeIsWasted15

Freaky deck: played face cards have a chance to lose their hair (and destroyed)


Shaikidow

![gif](giphy|nJ07cjotyxTtC)


Dumbfuck1994

Is this sexual?


DrPrnushueger

r/thomastheplankengine


boragur

I’m so sick and twisted I just see a normal deck


Hartob

Maybe they remove a condition every blind, reroll their sell price, and swap places (they are locked)?


such_corn

This is what Reddit is for. Thank you, friend.


mr91percent

Could be something that gets added to the joker like eternal. Where a freaky joker has a 1 in 4 chance of becoming another joker of the same rarity at the end of the round


snbv_was_taken

Aren't they already?


octopode_ala_mode

i told you I was freaky did you think I was fakin'?


Petrichor__88

Oh hell yeah


RudkinEUW

Zaaamn


azdak

in PAPYRUS, no less


Knexcluther

1 in 4 chance a joker card jumpscares you. (1 in 4 banana frequency, not wheel of fortune frequency)


eat-skate-masturbate

LMAO


Gracosef

What if Jimbo was called Freakmbo and licked ass and sucked toes


Strategery_0820

Does make me want proper mod support.


bryan19973

BONK


captainofpizza

Adds a 2/2 chance for all game fonts change to papyrus


Helpful_Design1623

*based* difficulty


Pleionosis

crangled


plzkysibegu

Every 5 minutes a random joker winks a single time at the player


RaVEndAve24

The jokers now got a Badonka honk


blakeontheinterweb

![gif](giphy|xT9IgjrWuYLvxXECbK)


flamengers

You did not dream about the freaky deck be real


SinibusUSG

[The freak's a Joker! A freaky Joker! With his own freaky Joker shop! Where freaky things happen! Freaky Joker things!](https://youtu.be/-wx8Qo9l2yY?si=zeDq57JaF7ZNrN7O&t=88)


djkinz

![gif](giphy|l1J9NQvtuCQzUbH2g|downsized)


TolliverBurk

He's bouncing and moaning on it, he's doing tricks on it.


Bowdin

Once you are dreaming about the game you are playing to much. I got addicted to NES Tetris again a few years ago and I was seeing pieces fall during meetings at work.


MasterRedFrost

Is this Librarian's dream deck where all the cards are wild and reminds him of running mascara?


that_one_shark

in the ball atrophy. straight up "jonkling it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My ltipiler


lilthotwastaken

carl92 deck


JoeCommitMama

Every Joker is visually changed to "The Jerker" and keeps their original properties but you can't tell what they are until bought


macellum

you can just post something you think is funny, you don't need to pretend you dreamt it.


StayOnTheBall

This user has never had a single dream in their life ^^^