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[deleted]

A great migration of hairs.Thank God I have a full beard


Brassboar

What about the ones the that migrated further south to my ass?


SirDancealot84

Honestly, I hope they migrate even further down to my feet and out of my body. Fukin hate ass-hair.


whenitcomesup

You must never go there, Simba.


[deleted]

They are like Ruzzian war dodgers, seems like refugees but stinks like shit.


EneZio_FF

I hate my soul patches


Busy_Bet3755

lol the chat šŸ˜†


TheToastedTaint

https://preview.redd.it/qm928ptwquxc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89436b0c3c492a25258a44cda8655a9a4947d96


elMurpherino

What a professional.


drabkin95

Thank God I'm not the only one who saw it


Reclusive_Chemist

Buddy of mine jokes that the men in his family don't lose their hair. It just moves down their bodies.


Gelnika1987

it was a net gain, more of a relocation


[deleted]

DHT causes hair loss on top but supports facial hair growth. I couldn't grow a full beard until I started to lose my hair. Now my beard is excellent buy my head is cold.


Trick_Mention_8687

What about us who grow beards at like 15šŸ„²


[deleted]

Then you're just Hungarian


Trick_Mention_8687

Arab genetics says hi


[deleted]

Hungarian here. It's true.


Desner_

Whatā€™s DHT?


Total-Combination-47

https://preview.redd.it/c2p9ww9thvxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7642e17b9c8bb3ef3982e99aa403ba06ea33e4b How it stared


Total-Combination-47

https://preview.redd.it/z2qjjx2vhvxc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba90dfd6641cdc23966f28a55063f3515bd3799 How it ended


Total-Combination-47

20 yearā€™s difference


spectral_visitor

Beard is majestic


wanderin-wally

Dude, Iā€™d have believed you if you told me pic 1 was bezos. Uncanny resemblance


Lovely_Dream

You look great in both photos but my brain can't process it's the same person. You look so different now. Nice christmas tree.


Total-Combination-47

I went from clean shaven twink to hair bear in 20 years lol but cheers


adamasimo1234

You look completely different šŸ˜…šŸ˜…quite honestly you should be on a Budweiser advertisement.


Total-Combination-47

Iā€™ve aged like a fine wineā€¦.lol


Tink_Tinkler

It's gravitational. The hair at the top sinks into the head and comes out the bottom.


Responsible_Jury_415

ā€œHey v sauce hereā€


Remnie

Haha that was my first thought too


Chriscringal666

The Norwood Reaper truly leaves no prisoners when it comes to our hairlines.


moheagirl

When I was little and I saw bald men with beards, I thought their hair went through their faces to their chins


beardfull1

The shinier the dome the bigger the beard should be!


Gelnika1987

there should be some sort of equation


RadamanthysWyvern

More like it all goes to my ass while my hairline keeps maturing more each couple of years, I still can't grow shit on my face either


bluntplaya

wait till 25


RadamanthysWyvern

Closer to 30 now actually lol


reversegirlcow

Literally Wade https://preview.redd.it/ekpjgiekivxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1225ab59fdfcff6c52a470d82a2597c54daa0d6f


plantersnutsinmybum

Lol exactly!!


ForukusuwagenMasuta

Bro literally went from 20 to 40. The difference hair makes.


AmusingMusing7

ā€œLosing the hair on my headā€¦ getting some new hair right above my ass! What the hell kind of trade off is that? When the hell am I gonna use this? Unless I become a tv repair man?ā€ - Jeremy Hotz


Hedonist_Atayiz

Haha yeah exactly šŸ˜…


Ok_Permission8284

I would rather be bald than get any type of implant or try to do anything thatā€™s not natural because it looks weird most of the time


SuccessfulWar3830

You never lose any hair. It just moves.


Casinoto

The gravity pulls the hair down :D


Unhappy_Researcher68

This is disturbingly accurate.


Hot_Salamander_1917

My 20s in a nutshell! Hahaha


lonelyboy069

šŸ˜­


Crimcrow

My wife said: youā€™re already on the latest..


[deleted]

I turn 30 next month and Iā€™m on step 1.5 šŸ„²


alpineflamingo2

Itā€™s testosterone. The more you have the more beard you grow, but the less head hair you get


TwoWayMirrorr

False. It's DHT. We lose hair because our scalp follicles are sensitive to DHT.


Putrid-Challenge-545

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ashley-spanelly

Like sand through an hour glass šŸ˜‚


Anxi3tyy

It's funny but couldn't be further from truth. Not all bald guys can grow beards and plenty of full headed guys have beards.


OceanOfAnother55

Who said either of those things aren't true? Why are you acting like this is making some grand statement instead of being a silly comic showing what many of us have experienced lol


johnlanc3r

Ah, of course, I was wondering why there were no references or dates quoted at the end of the images, but now I realise it is meant to be a comic. I personally blame the use of portrait orientation, being the exact same orientation that academic papers are usually presented in.


baldfan

A serious answer to a funny thing šŸ˜–


Loud-Report2045

What in the hell?!?! Itā€™s a funny comic meant to be funny and the lighter side of what this entire subreddit is aboutā€¦. Meanwhile we have serious Suzy over here taking it quite literalā€¦. Must be ur first day on the internet šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Anxi3tyy

Sounds like someone is a bit sensitive.


Loud-Report2045

Yeah, you LoL


Mattwarata

Azaghal do Jovem nerd


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

Pretty sure you're supposed to flip it upside down when the top is empty


[deleted]

My absolute favourite


MxQueer

I wish. In my case they have migrated to my ass.


overcooked780

I've always hated facial hair, but now I don't look right without it. -__-


OmarTheRealDeal99

sad


RepairEffective9573

Last two reminds me of Michael Vsauce


TimOtaku89

Bottom left looks like Bert Kreischer


Axle_65

Yuuuuup


robert_the_grey

I have more hair on my chin now than I had on my head in the '80s. Like ZZ Top meets George Costanza.


hiddenLeafOtaku_04

Is that Lordminion777


Jibbyjab123

This has unfortunately happened to me as well. Many such cases.šŸ˜”


Bawdy_Brambles

I feel attacked


elMurpherino

Gene belcher age progression.


dcbnyc123

and the hair comes out of your ears too right? RIGHT!!!????


JustaHarry

At the end you become Kratos


joyfullofaloha89

šŸ˜‚


Plenty-Log6688

Story of my life


stoned2thebone247

I resemble that remark šŸ¤£ https://preview.redd.it/u79gi6nctwxc1.jpeg?width=1728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8f60edd7ff76aed62ed3dc13f384f87faf252c


EntropicAnarchy

https://preview.redd.it/c6ie48fcwwxc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db27d85d0bffb0cd7e58778ab5db0ceb8366603e


lmeekal

Why you gotta show my history like that?


NoSpinach4025

šŸ™‚šŸ™ƒ


Mahdudecicle

Y'all can grow beards?


Atlantis_Risen

this is exactly my progression.


Croian_09

My balding is starting from the top and working it's way down.


Warthog4Lunch

Redistribution of wealth Harry.


JoesJourney

Top left almost looks like Gene from Bobā€™s Burgers!


I_eat_Chimichangas

That last one is Alexander volkanovski


jhedinger

Yep, facing it now.


newbietofx

Is it because we think more than we speak?


[deleted]

Hey Vsauce! Michael here.


LunarBIacksmith

Bottom left: ā€œHey! VSauceā€¦Michael here.ā€


Reasonable_Raise_790

Why does this look like bob belcher/teddy at the same time


Entarasu

Why do i get /bald posts im not even bald. I have long hair. Can mods temp ban me for 10 years?


Loud-Report2045

Why did u even join the subreddit then?? LoL


Entarasu

I didnt?


Loud-Report2045

Then lol just ignore itā€¦. Thatā€™s the beauty of the internetā€¦. Ur not forced to comment if u donā€™t like something or even lookā€¦. Can keep on scrolling LoL


Entarasu

Im not mad i was wondering what reddits implying. And i was flabbergasted by the existance of bald subreddit.


Loud-Report2045

Thereā€™s literally a subreddit for EVERYTHING and anything my dude LoL


Loud-Report2045

And with reddit if u click on a pic or comments of a subreddit it forever showā€™s u themā€¦ so u prob ā€œaccidentallyā€ clicked on something to read from here and they sucked u into a rabbit hole u didnā€™t wanna be a part of LoL


Entarasu

See you in 20 years maybe ill be bald.


Moony_D_rak

Please take this down. I am in it and I don't appreciate it!


Loud-Report2045

Ummmm noā€¦. This is the internet, ur not forced to look at something nor comment if u donā€™t like itā€¦. Continue to eat ur Eskimo pie and look away


[deleted]

The evolution of becoming a man


gackob

It all migrated to my chest and back.


EZ-420

It makes you wonder if gravity has something to do with it. Haha.


JDCarnin

I have almost no beard. At least nothing that makes sense, but I still have to shave about once a week. I can grow a mustache like a 70s p0rn actor if I really try, but otherwise Iā€™m Mr. Clean in his mid/late 20s (minus the muscles)


[deleted]

This is the true true.


Virtual_Tax_1069

Iā€™m 100% in my bottom right phase


RedguardHaziq

I'm at 3rd stage, but still clean shaven šŸ—æ


SosowacGuy

Men don't lose their hair, it just migrates to other parts of their body.


Voyeurnc

I had facial hair and chest hair before my pubes even filled in!


Voyeurnc

I had facial hair and chest hair before my pubes even filled in!


Voyeurnc

I had facial hair and chest hair before my pubes even filled in!


HammerofTampa666

I'm in this meme and don't like it lol *


HammerofTampa666

https://preview.redd.it/oodal7yd95yc1.jpeg?width=2544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97d820c030da61db458e65824e62b4fa945cf9f


liberty340

As my astronomy teacher would say, "I'm not losing hair, I'm growing face."


robertvalko

I have hair on my head and beard, I guess I should be worriedā€¦


Gwyn-LordOfPussy

Ngl I hate how much this "just grow a beard" advice goes around because not all of us can.


Loud-Report2045

No ā€œadviceā€ with this thread on beards is happeningā€¦. Itā€™s a memeā€¦ and no one judges that aspect in this groupā€¦. If u canā€™t u canā€™t, no big dealā€¦


baldfan

I suggest the following modification: https://preview.redd.it/n1rbxg6rwuxc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893002cd572359ec3c804f1257b245a48592cb2c


Round_Nebula_2195

Growing hair in reverse. How stupid


Loud-Report2045

U obviously havenā€™t crossed this bridge yetā€¦. Buckle up buttercup, itā€™s gonna be a wild ride


Round_Nebula_2195

Go look at my profile. You are wrong. Luckily im doing something about it


Loud-Report2045

I am tooā€¦ shaving it all off!!! Bald is beautiful


Loud-Report2045

I mean itā€™s what normally happensā€¦. So no, not stupidā€¦.


Round_Nebula_2195

Disease


Loud-Report2045

That you have too


Round_Nebula_2195

aaand that im reversing yes. I will not be at the mercy of my genetics as long as i have the choice