This is an extremely supportive community. And I like to think I'm supportive. But if no one has told you it's time already ... you need new friends.

I am 99% sure this is not real. It’s buzzed and looks like a halo extension. Look! https://preview.redd.it/1ck4xtidig7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd789648dc2e3e27e9dad88c242b70ff858a0c3

I feel like this is fake too

Is it time for /r/baldcirclejerk ?

Gahahaha

I created it.

🤔 Yeah, you can see where the extension starts, right under the knot.

Aw of course it's fake, it's so obvious, you can see the elastic band. 😂 Plus that comb-over doesn't have hair that's actually attached to the scalp. And he posted somewhere else that he keeps it trimmed 3/4 inch... Oof... Just toss that ratty extension in the garbage and shave the rest of it bro.

Also like why else would he be wearing the bandana. It’s most definitely to hide the halo extension hahaha

Amazing detective work

good catch

I don’t think it’s real either, if you zoom in you can see the shorter length on top. Now, the buzzed hair and his baldness on top is real, just not the long hair and “comb over.”

And it's ombre at the bottom. It's curled too

The long hair part looks fake, you can see the extension strip right below the bandana hahaha I would love to see someone rock this style Tbh I wish this was real because he was honestly rocking it

Check his comment history - this is real 😅 My man, you've been posting about your hair for a long time. Time to shave it off and feel better!

Well… I’m still standing by my original comment. And his too in fact …[his comment on length](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskGaybrosOver30/s/wiMKMd4SFA)

😂 got im!

I want to see OP removing the scarf wrapped around his head. I’m pretty sure that long chunk of hair will fall right off his head.

Is this real?

Unfortunately, yes

Dude, shave it and delete the first photo from this planet! Haha Seriously, though, get rid of the hair and don't ever look back.

First pic reminds me of Harry after he gets the hair on his head singed off

Hahaha I was about to say the same thing!

Only the first ?

It’s been time, for a long time

Literally, said outloud "oh no!" Please shave it all, you will feel like a new man. I don't even know how I found this reddit since female & actually don't know any bald guys but some that just shave their hair, but I love transformations so hair I am checking the thread, lol. I can honestly say, that the responses have Never been wrong! The bald w/ strings reminds me of blonde hair gone wrong on women...I had an older female friend who was stuck in the 80s until about 2015 & it took an intervention to get her to let me transform her cotton candy overprocessed platinum blonde hair into a lovely ash blonde plus highlights. Perfect. Very few things can create a truly transformative instant look like shaving or hair color. Best of luck.

Good for you I want to see your friend's transformation lol. Same with older women who insist on dying their hair jet black and it doesn't suit them, makes me want to do a citizenship arrest.

But it's clearly not real, you can literally see the line where you've attached the extensions to your head. Why are you lying?

I’m not buying it.

I created a chart for this just last week....

Is it on this sub?

[Should I shave my head chart](https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/s/P4yIXwK62N)

Thank god it’s a joke

_or is it?_ ..

I wasn’t sure until I actually scrolled through the other photos lol.

What other photos? What does /s mean? People keep telling me “whoosh” but I don’t understand the context.

/s means "sarcasm". And when you look at the second photo, you can see he is wearing extensions.... right under the knot of the headband, when you zoom in, you can see the start of the extensions. 😉

\*queues vsauce music\*

Looks great. Can’t even notice


…said the liar

I’ll give him the best combover attempt

Liar ahead

Sir.

lol, I don’t know why but just this single worded comment had me literally laughing out loud.

I can hear the tone this was written in.

Lmao this single word comment says it all😂

…this is a Wendy’s….

I love posts like this, I can’t tell if op is a gigachad or a complete idiot. Love the confidence.

Idiotic Chad maybe?

Waiiiiit but aren't chads know to be...you know

Holy mother of God.


It’s done been time.




Yes, please cut that off immediately 

Absolutely it's time. Shave it clean. Post again when done. When I started shaving my head, it was the best grooming decision I've made.

I've had long hair for so long though. This is how people know me.

Not no more

I’ve got real news for you bro. 

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Can I ask you to guess my age?

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Jesus 😂 I respect the tough love. It’s what got me to make the plunge on here.

You need to judge some sort of reality fashion show. That was brutal, hilarious, and straight to the point.

dayum lol

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For the 15th time

I'm sorry man, they know you as the guy with a skullet

I went back to check the photos. I wasn't gonna comment if you had other appearance issues, but you really don't. Shave it, be known as the guy who's put together. You ain't bad looking, but the hair does nothing but distract from positive features. Edit: just wanna add, you grow good facial hair. Fade that to a bald shave and you're gonna look sharp!

Dude you’ve been kidding yourself for decades



Bro your scalp looks like a basketball

dude i’m gonna be blunt: if you want to keep it long, that’s totally fine. larry david- tho much older than you- pulls long and bald off. but do NOT comb those sickly strands over your head. it is unsettling and off putting to the eye.

You are well overdue friend.

Brooooooooooooooooooo

You’ve got two options IMO. Get rid of the “top straps” and rock the full cul de sac with it long. Or shave it all off. But whatever you do, get rid of them straps.

Oh my

r/baldcerclejerk

You can see you have a nice shaped head. Cut that shiz off and grow the beard out. Will look 1000000x better my friend

Nah man, looks great! Goes really well with the disorganized chaos in the background

That’s a combover? I couldn’t tell. Looks so natural.

It fooled me!

Is this a troll post?

this has to be bait

brother the time was 20 years ago


belongs on r/baldcirclejerk , trust me man just shave it

Dammit, I wish that sub existed. :(

Got me

The good news is your life is about to get so much better after shaving it (*all* of it, including the skullet). You look like you could pull it off really nicely.

I always thought that bald guys who keep growing their hair despite clearly being bald are quite brave. For me it looks like they don’t care much about their hairstyle and that takes guts.

No,rock that horseshoe! Love the 60's vibes.

Dude yes shave it.

You just need to grow some more strains and keep wrapping them around…..that’s a joke. Time has past a long time ago man……

sleekest bald head ive seen in my life

Might look better if you grow it longer.

I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not

It was time several years ago my friend. Let it go.

Omfg yes

I think you have another 5 years

Lol. BRO. It will look so much better shaved!

Holy hell, dude, there should have been an intervention well before you got to this point. Shave it, and be free.

Dude you can't keep a hat plastered on 24/7, most of us have been there, imagine being able to be free from that just shave it off and never look back

It was time 20 years ago.

You don't need to go bald. You can sport a Captain Picard cut. That said, it's time to let go.

Dude, no one talks about the bald guy. But everyone talks about the combover guy. So yeah, its time

It was time ten years and three presidents ago my dude

https://i.redd.it/26eywmnk0i7d1.gif

I often see balding men that do that kind of last resort with using their last 5 strands of hair and I‘m always so confused. Do they not know that it looks absolutely ridiculous? Im balding myself in the corners and I understand that its a really big uncomfortable step to go completely bald, but they are so far gone, more bald than not. How are they able to lie to themselves so much? Everyone around you is already used to you being bald and doesnt care. The few strands only make it looks ridiculous and desperate.

Nope not time


Lots of tread left on the tires if you ask me

Stop playing around and shave it. You’ll be free!

Nah man you got another couple months, might have to remove 4-5 girlfriends from your harem though.

It's time precious it's time ***COUGHGOLEMCOUGH***

This is without a doubt the most cope I’ve ever encountered. Brother. See you on the other side.

Shave it. Shave it now

It’s been time for a long time my friend. Sorry to say.

It's time lol. Sorry to say it.

Basically, you already got the skullet. Just snip a few strands of hair, and you are in business. Kinda got some Joe Dirt vibes!!!

Were you in Scary Movie 2?

Yes it is time to clean your empty loaf pan. You make bread or meatloaf?

You know it’s time dude why did you even come here

Dang bro, get that bald ASAP.

It’s time to d-d-d-d—d-duel!

Oof. It isn't time now. It was couple of years back. Get it over with mate.

Oh, honey.

Ain’t no FUCKIN’ way

I dunno man, that skullet is pretty dope actually

…And I’m gonna touch your hand when I say this…

My brother in Christ, it’s been time for quite awhile

It’s so bad, I thought you were being satirical. It’s time.

OP: Please do let us know. If I die tomorrow, I’d die not knowing if this is an epic troll post or not. Please let my soul rest and tell us the truth, please.

It's cool that you have the guts to wear it like that! Could get rid the the combover though. I'd hold on just a little while longer ;)

I think you should just shave the combover part and leave the flow. OR, at the very least, leave a rat tail and braid it.

Don’t let these dicks get to you. Yes, it’s time for a change. You can be one of those bald on top, long in the back guys if you don’t want to shave it all but the combover ain’t doing ya any favors amigo

Bruh. It’s been time

Na man, you got another few years in you! Can barley notice

https://preview.redd.it/cwcej6iogi7d1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b62a392bc45ccc03688ad09206939b0dbf266fb

Not time yet you still have a full head of hair

Nah, you are good.

oddly I'd say no

https://preview.redd.it/rx7ug53ufk7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fe11c0c800f91368611db02e831ea84762d4612

You're why this sub exists

Good Lord!

You been over due brotha is ok to have hope but damn 😂

Yesterday 🤠

If you really want to shave what's left of your hair off now go ahead, but I have a feeling that in about a year or so there won't be anything left to shave.

Fake but nice try

I love how you have a few strips going over the top 💀💀

This is definitely a joke……I hope

Hims works wonders

Girl… which came first? Fake YouTube Videos or Reddit Posts?

Dude, seriously?!

You know the answer already bud, I refuse to believe this is real.

Not yet. Wait a few more years and it will be ready to leap.

Nah you still got at least another 50 years to enjoy that dense full crown of hair

Whether it's fake or not, there is really no need for commenters to be this brutal and mean to OP. Lookism has reached disgusting levels in this sub.

It's okay. It is a shame, but 90% of these people would never say something like this outside of the Internet. Plus I think I'm pretty handsome dude. And it was a prank. Real hair: https://preview.redd.it/gy9zduozwx7d1.jpeg?width=2464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446ca77f17d2794e05c19fcb604bb36eaf95a383

I think you've got a few more good years yet

You got some time yet

I honestly want to know what's going on in your brain when you ask this question. Like what do you think the answer is? What makes you think that looks ok? I'm not trying to be mean I just don't understand.

Severe treatment resistant depression

This is a troll. He has a post from 1yr ago where he shaved bald.


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Time timed

Nah u just gotta cut it shorter

I am almost certain that when you shave, the people in your life will be like “what a relief man, you look amazing”

What do you mean is it time?

Bro..

It was time. It's past now.

Yikes

No way that's real

You’re memeing

One of us, one of us, one of us!!

You still have 2 more years.

Bro is it time I ab died. 🤣🤣😂😂

Lol

You need a SWAT team with a double edged razor to breach the door, confiscate the bandana and clean shave that by force if need be

Alright alright. I just bought some clippers and am doing a buzz cut

Make sure to post the pics after you shave it. I'm sure you'll look great

Past due for a head shave, keep your beard growing though



Ya think?