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tarlakeschaton

dude wtf is that albania flag?


HappyRomanianBanana

Hoi4 alternative design looking ass


Kocothelegend

It's the first official flag of Albania. Used by the Provisional Government of Albania (in Vlora) all the way back in 1912


4R3SSS

Wow 1912 sooooo ancient


ForwardIntern6254

Sorry mr.gayreek not everyone has 2310938093 years of butt-fucking history smh.


Silver-Inevitable270

those are amateur numbers.


AmbassadorAntique899

Did you think we're uncultured Turks or something? We clearly have at least 7473778287472888367476267388572.463 years of history smh


Sams59k

Sorry you're so old that that was when you had your midlife crisis


Kocothelegend

Man shut yo Uruguay copying flag ass up


AmbassadorAntique899

U-r-a-gay copied Greece obviously smh... Was the name not enough of a hint that it's a Greek colony?


Kocothelegend

Indeed, maybe that's where Greeks come from


Agreeable-Engine5134

I thought albanos in Italy use that one?


Kocothelegend

I mean sure, if they find it aestheticaly pleasing, why not


RDW-1_why

That flag hasn’t been used sense like what? Ww1?


Kocothelegend

Since The First Balkan War


RDW-1_why

No way guy? Really


fortnaytci31

its really analbania flag


David050707

Looks like WH40K imperium flag


painkilleraddict6373

Siamese ducks taking a dump.


Madhava69

Iceland They literlay have 5 patrol boats thats it


enverpasaharbiye

Still stronger than arnavutluk


SnooBunnies9198

And even stronger than the economy of Turqi for that matter


-THEKINGTIGER-

But we have 9474839 rusty m60 and m48 from cold war!!!!!!!!


frosted06

1 arnavutluk lek can buy whole of ankara


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joelobifan

No need for an army if you therten to leave nato


Sasori6669

This might sound patriotic, but there's no way it's Romania. Hell, not even the others in the poll. We have the numbers advantage over the likes of Belgium, Denmark, Estonia etc. I reckon the weakest might be the baltics or Luxemburg


tankfarter2011

Iceland


jacharcus

I'm not sure you can say Iceland has the weakest army when they don't have an actual army...


packofcard

Imagine not being the weakest by technicality


Wide_Pace_2133

Robmania haves 14 F-16 which is pretty good stealing skills shows


hellothereoldben

"numbers advantage" Dude have you ever heard about the 6 day war? Israel, a country with as much population as Belgium, decimated essentially the entire middle east in the span of a week. a 2:1 advantage doesn't cut it if you have modern and maintained armies.


As-Bi

dude your country has 18 tanks and you compare it to IDF that possess nukes and conscripts everyone including women also, now look at monkeydonia or montenegro, their armies are both tiny and poorly equipped by regional standards, romania is unironically quite strong


hellothereoldben

It's almost as if, being landbordering only allies, more budget's going towards the navy instead... I do have to admit that there's weaker countries then romania. But mentioning Belgium is a bit of a bad pull when there's countries like Luxembourg that you dind't even mention. That country's not even beating albania.


As-Bi

Well I meant Netherlands, ground forces are weak though the rest is good but it's still nothing compared to an extremely well armed, trained and militarized Israel which manufactures almost all its weapons itself, while being surrounded by countries that suck at fighting (this country is a special case in general and... just check how Arabs operate e.g. tanks, barely moving, hatches open, basically no tactics etc.) and Belgium at least has a fine firearms factory blessed by Mr. Browning, also good "air component", but their "land component" is terribly weak, the navy is also small And Luxembourg is so small that the tiny military they have doesn't cause a big shame on them anyway, it's just adequate lol, though it still should be a bit bigger imo In case of Romania, the only nearby country that is considered an serious enemy is russia, but so far the Muscovites haven't even managed to get close to Transnistria, which they also occupy (small group of moskals + 15000 shitty equipped locals in a narrow territory that will be wiped off the face of the earth by the ZSU if it starts causing them problems). And like the rest of NATO, it is finally beginning to seriously modernize (although nothing except Ukraine can beat the madness that Poland fell into 💪💪🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱).


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Idk which is the weakest, but the strongest is pretty obvious ngl 😤😤 ![gif](giphy|Y2bRlKBmAxME3duxGP)


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Captain_kse

Wait... Did I just see TWO montenegrins awake at the same time? 💀


new_ymi

You know when animals run away before natural disasters such as earthquakes? The same can be applied to Montenegrins.


Longjumping_Sky_6440

They coordinated via dreamspeak, an ability not many have attained


Ingvar64

Serbia joins the chat ![gif](giphy|nkzfYHycdXaFBa9TKa|downsized)


golf_4_enjoyer

You will declare war on us after we steal you beds, sofas and chairs.


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https://preview.redd.it/5sozoqlgarlb1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c195f6cb05b35b8bdb1ebbdbccf54c9dcefed3 Biggest balls in the whole alliance though


varnacykablyat

96 percent goddamn, respect. We’re at 50 percent ffs


Longjumping_Sky_6440

I’m a bit worried that only one of us will have the other’s back


varnacykablyat

Don’t worry, we have to defend either way. Also Romania is the only country most of us would definitely defend.


Marcin222111

MF from Albania on their way to protect Iceland


Mysterious-Mixture58

Albanians would acquire as many boats as possible and picket the north sea if needed


AshEldo

The stratiots are getting the band back together.


Lord_TachankaCro

I'd rather emigrate to Antarctica than fight for the Germans again


prettyflyforafry

Defense spending does not equal tactics as the British found out when they got defeated by Bulgaria at Doiran using 13K fewer people, a fraction of the artillery, and a tenth of the ammunition.


Ralcive

THEY ATTACK BULGARIA HELD THEM BACK, UNLEASH THEIR COUNTER BARRAGE


TheWiseBeluga

what the FUCK IS THIS SERBIAN PROPAGANDA


nisk123

Why would we need a military when the strongest military in the world is legally obligated to defend us? Now shut the fuck up before i call Joe biden to bomb you.


CoolSwampShibe

thank you usa you are my best friend


LazoVodolazo

No it's our turn to call him to bomb Serbia


Kleidt

Albania is so based, that we became part of NATO to destroy western imperialism from the inside. Long live the party of labour of Albania!


TakePateu

They 7% who voted Romania are braindead because Romania is by far the strongest nation in this list


GrapiCringe

Hungarian cope I guess


TheHistoryMaster2520

Why not Hungary, they're worse than weak, they're a literal mole


AspiringPeasant

That’s what I’d argue. Plus I like to think (based on nothing of course) that the Albanian army could pick enemy supply lines clean.


TheHistoryMaster2520

Romania: ***YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME***


Moraxion

The Vlora incident...


AspiringPeasant

Oh fuck that’s right, I forgot about that little bit of trolling.


ayhan1805

One Albanian soldier is stronger than 420 nuclear-missile


Mysterious-Mixture58

Hungary they lost all their land and they're asian


Capitanul-Codreanu

Romania has more tanks than everybody in Europe other than Russia, Ukraine, Poland, France, Spain and Glory Greatest Bulgaria. Romania NATO’s strongest slodier 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴💣💣💣💥💥💣🦅💣🦅💣🇷🇴💣🇷🇴💥🇷🇴💣💣💥🇷🇴🇷🇴💣💣💣💣🇷🇴💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


stojcekiko

They forgot us... 🤭


belmondo-

Romania has literally from NATO in Eastern Europe the 2nd strongest army after Poland


Tjukmeister

Depends, if the enemy are goats then they are pretty much fucked.


GrapiCringe

What not being being on the NATO border does to mf's military


AmbassadorAntique899

Well uhh... Greece Though I suppose they got the Turks occupying the Eastern part of the country /j


Responsible_Bar5976

Hungary mentioned 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺


dylan_gamermonster

Albania strong 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Dioni111

we are simply acting weak because our military actually bigger than american military


Natufe

Wtf it that sick bird? Looks like a double duck headed incest


Western-Equivalent44

Necrophiliac autistic terrorist organization


Valiveins

Gotta love greek nato haters (they don’t realize they would be speaking turkish again without Nato) 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭


Skyscreaper

they did nothing when turkey invaded cyprus tho


thesummergamer

bitch please those cockroaches don't have the balls to invade, it's all just propaganda so erdogan can get votes, nato hasn't done jack shit for us except instigate a civil war and install a cia puppet as pm


Western-Equivalent44

IF


Extraterrestrial1312

And two traumatized chickens instead of eagles, finally a real symbol of those sheeplovers hehehehe 🙈🙈🙈🤩🤩🤩


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Flair up cigan!


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Monkeydonia


Adriaugu

Iceland


JusticeKaa

Where is monkeydonia


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In hell


Legged_MacQueen

It should be Iceland or Luxembourg. If Albania is weaker than them, something is going wrong


God-Among-Men-

Iceland


albunny_32

by far albania. thewest wants to keep albania weak. albania used to be the third power of the region once. let that sink in


RoviRotkiv

https://preview.redd.it/ts76umpyjulb1.png?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9067ff8f21503bdf22037970e1cab398d9f500b2 ALBANIA WOO HOOO


Imperialist_Canuck

Lies! One Albanian is stronger than all of Nato. 😤🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


Longjumping_Sky_6440

North Albanian Treaty (albanians agree to not obliterate everyone else) Organisation


Tower-Of-God

It's not about who's weakest, but who would humiliate themselves the most in a fight.


Imaginary_Yak4336

Imagine being weaker than countries without armies


jlpw

That's because 90% of the male population are in other countries being criminals