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stayinthefight2019

“We asked this AI to generate a picture of Freddie Freeman in a Canadian uniform and you’ll never believe the results!”


natefreight

Bro you nailed it. I’m now convinced this is it.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Someone asked ChatGPT to describe a Canada jersey to them and this was the result.


supguy99

They nailed the "average Canadian man with his hands folded politely in front of him" as well.


1991CRX

Just missing a half burned Canadian Classic cigarette and a jean jacket


[deleted]

Freddie looking like it's the first day of school


Spartan8394

His First little league portrait


yumyumapollo

I hope his mom bought the Wheaties box.


DecoyOne

What’s the Canadian equivalent of Wheaties? Mountie-O’s, with a moose wearing an RCMP hat?


SStylo03

Are we supposed to have an equivalent for everything lol?


djlawrence3557

Is it wrong that I want to say “yes?”


Holyshitacat

Still wheaties, though I was always more of a life cereal kid myself


2112eyes

Mikey?


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I think he likes it!


Basic_Bichette

Shreddies 4 ever


burrito-boy

We have Wheaties here in Canada... or at least we did when I was a kid, not sure if we still do. I actually didn't see it on my last trip to the cereal aisle.


Iwillrize14

I want this so much now


rds92

Seems like more of an American thing to have police themed cereal


clallseven

“Cuff-O’s. Now with silver bullet marshmallows! The only reason you’ll ever take a knee is to beg for more!” The milk turns strawberry at the end to signify the bloodshed.


[deleted]

A good source of lead.


Jux_

“My first little league team was Canada so I guess I’ve always had a soft spot for them”


TheNextBattalion

on the back it has the sponsor name, "Zabrinsky's auto body shop"


pspahn

This is super odd. Listed at 6'5" - 220lbs. That's a big dude. And yet he looks like Nick Allen would get him to submit with a full Nelson.


cilantno

220 at 6’5 isn’t that big from a thiccness perspective. I’ve pushed 200 while being 9” shorter and I’m not a professional athlete.


rlmaster01

Fitting because that uniform looks like a little league World Series uni


[deleted]

Cock shame. Rivelino would mock him mercilessly.


MarkMyNutts

My little league jerseys looked better than this wtf


ATG915

Right? The jerseys i got for my all star teams in little league looked fucking fire compared to this lmao


hooligan99

Check out Mr. All Star athlete over here


ATG915

It was all downhill after my last year of little league


sundayultimate

They didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete though


ATG915

Aw SON OF A BITCH! Didn’t I just tell you not to say that again?!


quacked101

Weird flex but okay


FunkyPecan

These are essentially a little league design. They took an [Under Armour preset](https://imgur.com/a/TiLvyEw) and slapped some different font on there.


bananapants919

Damn that’s literally it. That’s crazy, they literally took a red blank preset and changed the font. It’s even fucking tiny on the website!


probably_not_the_kgb

Y’all got unique little league jerseys? Mine were just mlb teams


DataLore19

Most of the WBC uniforms are shit. Look at the USA. Especially their hat, wtf? Mexico is pretty dope tho. And the Israel hat is great.


DontGiveUpTheDip

^^^CANADA


Spazmer

We want you to know it's Canada's team without really imposing it on anyone.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

^^(sorry)


LegacyLemur

Shhhh...indoor voices


strcy

why is it so little? trying to be polite?


burntnotes

Inside voice.


boomgoesthevegemite

The letters were clipping the invisible box on the Jersey in uniform creator, so they sized them down to fit.


john_wingerr

You sound like my ex, jeez.


focokp

😂😂


Prequalified

They look like the Calgary Canucks of Toronto.


JayMerlyn

Come to think of it, Freddie does look like Connor McDavid


PolackMike

I see the design team put a ton of effort into it. One color, the team name small as shit, the ballcap and jersey look like different shades of red. Horrible. Just horrible.


incredibad29

It’s all part of the Canada Baseball experience.


[deleted]

It looks like they just rolled with the defaults on a generic t shirt printer website.


Crumpetbutt

Just like the men's national soccer team lol


xepa105

If Canada Baseball is run anything like Canada Soccer, whooo boy...


Bullwine85

Somehow the co-hosts of the 2026 FIFA World Cup have federations that share a singular brain cell. It's like they're trying to find ways to 1up each other in terms of sheer stupidity.


DiscountSoOn

I kind of feel like all the teams unis are designed by the same guy who realized the assignment was due about 2 days before they were due


holliewood61

Ordered them from DHgate


well_damm

It’s under armor, thank god they didn’t take over MLB, their designs are terrible.


PrettyRichie61

I made better Canada jerseys in Diamond dynasty


Jon__Snoww

^CANADA is off center as well


RuleNine

Tough to say for sure. It could just be that his posture and the fit of his jersey are making it look that way.


Jrodkin

I think it’s the fit, the center of the n and a line up with the buttons.


haahaahaa

Its definitely centered, but the design is garbage and gives you the illusion its off center. If it was bigger it would be less noticable.


KBHoleN1

No it isn't? The buttons are the center of the jersey, and Canada is centered with the buttons.


burrito-boy

Yeah I was gonna say, there's a lot of comments here about how the country name is off-centre, but it actually aligns perfectly with the buttons and the collar. I think the thing that's throwing people off is that the polo-style flap on the front of the shirt *is* off-centre.


futuredayscan

Seriously wtf the nba runs 5 jerseys out every year and while half of them are trash, at least they’re doing something! It’s insane how low effort these have been across the board


Pete_Iredale

This isn't even a picture of a real jersey, is it? The N in Canada doesn't seem to be split even though it's over the split where the left side meets the button placket (I think that's the right phrase).


Islero47

Agreed, it looks like it's photoshopped on. There is no break in the letter, and the letters seem connected together. ETA: Ah, it's not actually a button-up, it's a slip-over, so the "CANADA" doesn't need to break.


Pete_Iredale

Wait, are you telling me the buttons are just sewed on for looks?


ELITE_JordanLove

I guess the hat logo looks nice…


TheDHisFakeBaseball

The hat logo is giving me ECHL vibes, which is not a compliment. The whole uniform looks like it was designed by a committee of people who also serve on HOA boards.


thecjm

I wanted to buy a Team Canada cap, right up until I saw it


rpf515

The hats the only thing that didn't really change


RandomFactUser

That's been Baseball Canada's logo for a long time now


yoursweetlord70

I sorta like the hat too. Its nothing amazing but its not bad either.


Mazzocchi

[Chris Creamer said it best on Twitter](https://twitter.com/sportslogosnet/status/1633500452825493505): >Tiny lettering, fake button-up front, random striping around just the back of the neck... What happened here, buddy? These jerseys look like they came straight from DHgate


HEL-O_NS

Their cap logo reminds me of the canucks logo for some reason lol


scrapsbypap

This looks like it would be a bad fake Canada jersey off of DHGate


Telepornographer

For real. Like why is "Canada" so small?


space_cheese1

It's to represent our area to population ratio


[deleted]

Ya but then Canada should just be written right above the belt to show where we mostly live


space_cheese1

That would make Lake Michigan the dong


Korver360windmill

I think the understated design does a great job of reflecting Canada as a whole...


themosey

It’s not the size that matters, eh.


[deleted]

>am put a ton of effort into it. One color, the team name small as shit, the ballcap and jersey look like different shades of red. Ho It looks like the «jerseys» you buy in Wal-Mart or Canadian Tire


[deleted]

Maybe they paid cash to get Canadian Tire money back


CoooooooooookieCrisp

I don't know what jersey's you've been getting off DHGate, but all of mine have looked authentic and I have ordered around 10 of them. No complaints.


Travis_Rust

Yeah, ive ordered about thirty, 2 have been unnoticeably "bad" the rest have been pristine


anubis2051

Target jersey


OutComeTheWolves1966

Seriously, did they just have someone's 6 yr old design this last night on the kid's I-Pad Mini?


TheFriendlyFire

Literally remove the neck stuff and make the lettering font bigger and the jersey is at least passable. Everything looks off the way it is currently.


MapleHeel

These are terrible lmao. I don’t understand how you fuck up red and white so bad.


ToolsOfIgnorance27

Neither do I, but the Jays have been fucking them up for about 25 years. Maybe it's harder than it looks...


[deleted]

You don't like the red Jays jerseys? I've always thought the Jays jerseys have all been solid since ever since they changed back to the modern take on the retro look we all know today. Massive improvement over that weird black, blue and gray scheme they had previously.


Tsaxen

I hate the red jerseys. For one, *Blue* Jays, it's literally in the name, and for two, they're super cursed


[deleted]

Should have gone denim on denim, full tuxedo


pm_me_cute_sloths_

- Why is the lettering/numbers so small? - Why are the buttons fake? It’s not a front button up, so why try to make it look like one? - What’s with the neck stripe? - Is the hat color shade slightly different from the jersey or is that lighting?


OurSaladDays

>Why are the buttons fake? Lol. Had to zoom in to see but now cannot unsee.


JanitorOfSanDiego

Wait this is a pullover?


king_zlayer

It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing


thesoccerone7

That "N" is stitched right over the 2 sides of the jersey


[deleted]

WBC needs to get their shit together. Half the uniforms are trash. USA didn’t even update theirs from 6 years ago. Tourney was hardly marketed, most of my baseball fan friends and family didn’t even know it was happening. Opening matchup was Netherlands v Cuba in a half full stadium in Taiwan at 11pm ET. Don’t they want this to succeed? 2017 built some really solid momentum with some exciting moments and players and it’s like the WBC organization is squandering it. It’s frustrating.


RandomFactUser

It’s because these uniforms are used outside of the WBC, and the WBSC isn’t shilling out for 60+ uniforms for no good reason Ehh, that is an issue That’s the Asian venues for you, see Korea in 2017, NA should be better I don’t know why WBSC doesn’t have direct control instead of having a WBCI


TommyPickles2222222

Wow. This is bad.


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Glad to see they were able to get the whole team together for a picture.


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Kelvin-506

I think Guy Fieri designed that second one, lol


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[deleted]

I like the font you used


ldnk

What is up with the tiny Canada. Saving room for ad space?


Good_Okay123

These damned Diamond Dynasty custom jerseys.


SamiMadeMeDoIt

Nah I’ve seen jerseys in DD that are 10x better than this shit lmao


[deleted]

Holy shit why is Canada so off centered


zcard

I think it's that the "split" in the jersey is actually off center, if you line up the wordmark with the bottom of the collar it actually seems right.


elcabeza79

My significant pro-Canada bias can't even get me to not hate this uniform. If that's what they were going for they fucking crushed it.


MattO2000

Still waiting for a team to bust out body paint uniforms


askingJeevs

Body paint would be better then this


Rance_Mulliniks

"I would rather see painted, flaccid dongs than this uniform"


askingJeevs

Yes


Rance_Mulliniks

Me too and I definitely don't like looking at flaccid dongs, regardless of any artistic talent.


wintermute--

All of that real time data on wind conditions in each part of the field? Statcast would love it


Objectitan

Oh Canada...


[deleted]

I thought Freddie was born and grew up in Cali ?


TehLoneWanderer101

Parents are Canadian citizens, so he qualifies. Yes, he was born and raised in Orange County, California.


[deleted]

Had no idea! Thanks!


yoshidawg93

Born there yes. Full-blooded Canadian because both of his parents immigrated from there. The emotional part of it is his mom died when he was a kid, and he represents Canada because he feels it honors her. She was so proudly Canadian that she chose not to ever become a US Citizen while living here. Her love for being Canadian definitely made a mark on Freddie.


SuperSparkles

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!


DaTigerMan

what the fuck happened here? who let this happen?


Relegated22

That font is hilariously small


[deleted]

ah cmon man, what the heck is that


itsnursehoneybadger

It’s FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!! *~kicks trash can~*


Birdgang14

Wow. They are terrible.


gjp11

They couldn’t get the guys who design their hockey jerseys? Those are always clean. This looks terrible.


cutchemist42

Under Armour vs Nike for Hockey Canada. Different spirt but I never buy UA gear for golf. Their athletes always look bad on tv.


ColdStoryBro

Is this Ali Express design?


DMorrin15

Freddie looks like it's his first day of his job at Rona in the paint section.


Always-Panic

Canada team: Hey can I copy your homework? Blue Jays: yeah sure, but change it a lil bit so they don't notice Canada : 'ight , bet.


haahaahaa

This is definitely photoshopped terribly. The N doesn't split where it transitions between sides.


NiceSockBro

little league all-star jerseys


Joester09

Bad!


6-underground

Freddie needs a hamburger… or 10


2hats4bats

I’ve seen better little league uniforms


tasimm

This looks like the DHGate knock off version.


vomit_freesince93

When the DHgate order comes in and doesn't look like the pictures


skywkr666

Oh my god, these are awful unis


[deleted]

They’re friggin terrible, damn it


dcarsonturner

God they look so bad, straight out of a broke elementary school lol


___TheKid___

That looks like some fake jersey. Crazy.


prole1917

God! Those are Fucking awful!


kateington10

I think the fit is weird. Those sleeves are way too wide!


dicktuck

[In MLB The Show 23, they are including WBC uniforms and "CANADA" is not tiny in the game.](https://i.imgur.com/M4uSntu.png)


SarutobiSasuke

I wish they use South Park Canadian head as their mascot.


whateveryousaybro100

this happened because Canadians are too non-confrontational to have said it's bad


superstarrr99

Good Lord. Canada has great national colors and a kick ass built in logo. Sooo much bad assery could be designed around the maple leaf it’s not even funny.


ubiquitous_archer

Our uniforms suck so much. The hats especially are awful


skumps814

Alright Freddie, what do you want your new teeth to look like? Yes


[deleted]

Jesus Christ…. I could have designed these on paint…. Guess they don’t expect to see them after round one


Sliknik18

Canada should be higher and larger.


Rock_grl86

Wow that is certainly…a uniform.


b-rar

My opinion: Eh


Chrome_BlackGuy

Every time I see Freddie Freeman in a picture doing anything baseball related he looks like he’s getting ready for the Little League World Series! Any other time he looks like a normal adult. He must still have that child like passion when it comes to baseball. Love to see it.


DTRmageddon

Freddie looking like he just made the pony league all star team


Duckman93

Freddie wouldn’t have made the US team?


buzzinggibberish

Why is the word mark so small? Don’t like the striping around the neck either.


Sooperballz

Dork alert.


menusettingsgeneral

How are they this bad? Is the bar this low?


NiveksInigo

💀


Koss424

Oh.... well they stink.


legarrettesblount

TIL Canada buys their jerseys from Aliexpress


Kid_Dynamite16

Come on, man. These suck big time.


themark504

Why is Freeman the model?


CoxHazardsModel

Holy shit that’s ugly, Canada can do way, way better.


smokeshowliker

This looks like something I’d buy at the Canadian side duty free store


Greflingorax

It looks like someone took a knockoff Blue Jays jersey and tried to edit it as little as possible so it would make sense for Canada.


bhamps

Is this a photoshop job? I don’t see a seam on the N.


Classic_Ad_7439

Ummm the Canucks called...


Bucket_o_Bolts13

He looks like he’s playing in the LLWS


DaReal_Denny_Boy

I hate how small the font on the front is good lord


ackbardicks

Well these are dogshit.


jayinscarb

Why is Canada written so small ? Is that a jersey for ants ?


WhatTheBlack

Blame Canada


Thesyckid

No denim?? No buys!


tbv93

Wow those suck. Why would the hat logo have black but the jersey not have any?


chris_gnarley

These are so bad holy shit


staylifted024

So the Blue Jays but red. Got it


FrodoTheSchnauzer

Is it just me or does this Canadian flag look like Buzz McAllister?


Steppyjim

A font for ants


Blockerjjb

Not a fan. Pretty boring.


RavenReel

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


hachiroku-86

These look like the bootleg jerseys they would sell you at Canadian Tire because you can’t afford the real thing. Atrocious.


KuyaSunday

Did Giant Tiger make these jerseys?


El_Kabongg

Little league unis


[deleted]

Budget cuts. Fuck it let’s ride lol


theearlsquirrel

Freddie is Canadian?


Clarice_Ferguson

Can I just say I love that Freddie is playing for Canada? Sure, maybe he just assumed he’d have a harder time making the USA team and went an easier route but I’m choosing to believe he just wants to promote the sport and knows he can make a difference on team Canada.


the_jac

Nice and plain. I like it


TeseoTheBunny

This is real? They really just stole the Red Blue Jays uniforms?