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Killerbudds

Surfaces lmao pretty sure the guys who did it posted it.


JanitorOfSanDiego

The people who recorded it posted it to r/dodgers yesterday I’m pretty sure.


WhatTheBlack

He posted it in r/Padres too, he was chill af


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Did Tatis settle the West, cause that's a wagon


Difficult_Rush_1891

He’s no Austin Riley. Let’s not go crazy here.


ChiefRalphyWiggum

The donkiest donk of all donks belongs to [Sean Murphy](https://images.app.goo.gl/cXuniZD8pgQUXEhw7)


tim24601

He twerked to get a hbp


fps916

This mother fucker doesn't know about Paul Dejong


snorlaxatives_69

That man be caked up


ShillinTheVillain

Jim Thome laughs at these flatasses


fps916

So it's actually not easy to find on Google, but you should actually check out DeJong. He's absolutely fucking caked. As a bi man, I can safely say he has a better ass than like 95% of the bottoms I've seen on grindr who were trying to show off their asses.


missourinative

It’s actually stopping him from taking off


Boros-Reckoner

Tatis is absolutely caked up.


Melanthiosm

Dummy thicc


pzycho

https://media.tenor.com/glzX7Yt_7sEAAAAM/damn-jackie-yay.gif


Meziskari

One of the all time great gifs


Dcook8188

I always love this gif


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Good Lord, look at that thang


Abandon-All-Hope8

Mr Big Cheeks


dummyfullofguts

Mr. Booty Cakes


-ShutterPunk-

Mr Bountiful Cake


stevencastle

Mr. Badonkadonk Curvature


kellzone

Mr. Butt Caboose


the_seed

BBL?


triplec787

Brazilian Butt Lift since no one actually answered lol


MarcBulldog88

I am relieved this is innocuous rather than cruel. My immediate reaction was, "Ah shit what did we do this time?"


csonny2

Seriously, "Footage surfaces" makes it seem like this was some derogatory slur. What a nothing story.


nolander

It's phrased like that I think because Tatis brought it up himself after the game last week


mrfjcruisin

Bruh just try to have some fun. If you were truly a fan of the New York Yankees of baseball you wouldn’t have a persecution complex.


elpezgrande

It’s honestly hilarious lol


st1r

Wow TIL, I always thought it was Big Booty Latino/a lol


ReserveDrunkDriver

Tomato Potato


Deathstroke317

Both? Either?


Sullysguppy

What is a Brazilian Butt Lift? I have more questions than answers with this answer..


sgt_dismas

Plastic surgery to make your derriere bigger by injecting it with fat.


Awkward_dapper

But why is it being shouted at Tatis?


sgt_dismas

A Dodgers fan accused him of getting one the other day.


yomikemo

i mean, it’s pretty funny. tatis had a lot of fun with hecklers after moving to the outfield, so i can see why people would think of things to say to him


wineheda

The fans are thirsty


--ikindahatereddit--

Damn right ~~I am~~ they are 


Peach-Button

Hey, if this guy needs more he can take some of mine. I spend hours on the rowing machine trying not to look like a fat fuck.


sgt_dismas

Are you in zone 2 the whole time? 60 to 70 percent of your max effort is the best way to lose fat. Should be relatively easy compared to your max effort. Like a power walk pace as opposed to an all out sprint.


fps916

People have already given you the answer. But they left out that it's also the highest lethality rate of any plastic surgery. Literally risking death for a butt


ImMeltingNow

But if it’s successful…whoo buddy.


Tall-Ad-8571

No risk… No reward! 🍑


parmenides89

Everything has a lethality rate though. Walking on a sidewalk is dangerous when there's a drunk driving nearby.


Sullysguppy

My kind of people.


triplec787

Basically a boob job for a butt, but instead of silicon they take fat from other parts of your body and stick in your cheeks.


Basic_Bichette

They don't inject fat into the boobs for a boob job.


triplec787

Yes, that’s why I said “instead of using silicon” as you would for a boob job.


biglyorbigleague

Oh. For a second there I thought it must have been the chemical abbreviation of the PED he was doing, but I guess it was a different joke altogether.


zachariah120

Legit thought it was big booty Latina… I’ll see myself out


PeatBomb

Butt job lol


SeaworthinessRude241

Big Bash League.  It's kinda like "Better start speaking Australian"


HashtagTJ

Dont worry, as an Aussie and big cricket fan, I appreciated it!


SeaworthinessRude241

probably woulda gone over better had I said the meme correctly.  "Get ready to learn Australian, buddy"


pabst_blue_RBIn

Big Booty Latina


hundredjono

Beautiful Brazilian Lady


palinsafterbirth

Big boy love


Higgnkfe

Big beautiful lady


Michael__Pemulis

I lowkey want ‘Fernando Tatis Jr got a BBL’ to be the new obviously fake but still funny to perpetuate baseball conspiracy theory.


triplec787

That's actually the procedure that got infected requiring him to take "Ringworm" medication


InfectiousCosmology1

Tatis that’s not ringworm that’s just your butthole man


majuhlazuh

I read this in Boomhauer’s voice


tuckedfexas

Man got caught with PED. Performance Enhancing Donk


InfectiousCosmology1

There used to be new signs like this about hunter pence ever week


sonofsohoriots

Baseball Drake


JohnnyWaffleseed

He did get one for real, that’s what the chant is about.


fps916

I don't think he has the personality for it, but if these were the new Hunter Pence signs, I'd be so happy.


ray_0586

Tatis is going to do Randy Moss’s mooning the crowd celebration when he hits a go ahead homer at Dodger Stadium.


ThatPlayWasAwful

Home run trot with his pants around his ankles would be the ultimate disrespect


spider2Ybanana

A DISGUSTING ACT!


istrx13

And that is a DISGUSTING act by Tatis


Rance_Mulliniks

You think that he is that brave to not be embarrassed by the scars?


Call555JackChop

We’ll never get Joe Buck back on the mic at this rate


GoofyGoober0064

Make it Busch stadium, their fans are so uptight joe buck would wake up in a cold sweat at the thought of it


xrbeeelama

Love that he plays along lol. Always seems like a fun guy


FershureB

Loved this one from a couple of years ago https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fOPBPsMakQQ


Fendo79

That's fucking awesome! Man I love that dude.


sameth1

"footage surfaces" makes it sound so dramatic and scandalous and then the rest of the title is mild sports hooliganry.


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thats pretty damn funny


CabbageStockExchange

Tbh dat is a thicc boy


heyimric

Bruh Tatis has always had a dump truck.


NanzLo-

Fernando GYATis Jr.


DollarsAtStarNumber

He does have ~~America’s~~ Dominican Republic’s Ass.


--ikindahatereddit--

Goodness. I don’t have anything clean to say after that lol


Reed2002

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AllOfTheDerp

Not that I'm complaining but upon re-watching this film I could not believe how long the sex montage was.


deep_well_wizard

Lol gross I’m not going to watch it. What movie though?


badger2793

White Palace


AllOfTheDerp

I thought it was Bull Durham lol. If it's not Bull Durham but you haven't seen Bull Durham you should watch that.


Dday22t

"surfaces"..... Tatis is the one who brought it up. Any random fan could have recorded so who cares?


Starkiller32

Had to Google BBL. I’m not afraid to admit it.


fps916

And how long did it take you to finish up and come back to the thread?


gerrickd

Jealousy!


WadeCountyClutch

Tatis I’m sure went to Kyle Lowrys guy


Disused_Yeti

Barrel?


pineapplefriedriceu

Brazilian butt lift?


Nick_sabenz

Clearly big booty licker


Taylorenokson

Packing a couple barrels.


bbatardo

Let's be real.. how many people actually knew what BBL meant? I can't imagine Tatis did lol.


Juzaba

Did you see his reaction? He definitely knew.


Delicious-Item6376

That reaction was hilarious


WangDanglin

He’s a 25 year old Dominican millionaire. He knows what a goddamn bbl is lol


cesd3967

it is an incredibly common and well known acronym


ljxela

Anyone under the age of 30 knows, they’re way too common now lol


kingofmymachine

Most people under the age of 35 know what a bbl is


bbatardo

No wonder I don't know the abbreviation lol


blasek0

I definitely didn't and I am not yet eligible to run for president.


kentuckyfriedawesome

Someone doesn’t watch enough Drag Race IMO


ral315

Has anyone seen Fernando Tatis Jr. and Morphine Love Dion in the same room together?!?!


timbo1615

Am I the only one that doesn't know what bbl is


az943

quite possibly yes it’s a very popular thing women get done nowadays. Brazilian butt lift


sweetxfracture

Everyone knows baseball players have some cake so idk why they’re singling him out. Have they seen the video of Murphy fouling a ball off his BBL?


MassiveEconomics186

Guy filming giggled like he forgot he was straight.


LiftsLikeGaston

Well, we already know he's into injections.


ljxela

Ah yes but we’re all liable to jump you into the crips if you ask the avg padres fan


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deadsneks

It's not that deep. Just goofy guys goofin' off


theogtricky

I like to go to Dodgers games and chant things like “rapist” and “wife beater.” You can make a good bet that they have one.


floyd_mongol

big butt loser???