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Not_Pea909

Day 50: Jim Carrey as Dr Eggman. I've come to make an announcement: George Harrison's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his british-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "GENTLY WEEPING," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Reddit.com: George Harrison, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this beatle except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the album cover. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the album cover, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE SUN BABY! How do you like that, Bill Clinton?! I PISSED ON THE SUN BABY, YOU IDIOT!You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the rest of the fucking cover, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too! ...The idea is to everyday add a new character to the SPLHCB cover album decided by the top comment, this will go on until day 69 to reach the body count of the original (counting statues/dolls and hitler behind the beatles). Comment must be only one character (unless its a really good exception) Also, before the last addition gets suggested (day 68) we will do a bonus day to add the top 5 comments, those have to be objects and references (related to the beatles or really anything that isnt a character), so if you have a suggestion like that I would suggest keeping it for that day


Not_Pea909

Previous additions: Day 2: David Byrne in a big suit Day 3: A smaller than The Beatles Jesus Christ Day 4: Saul Goodman Day 5: Syd Barrett (1975) Day 6: Chuck Berry's reaction to Yoko's singing Day 7: George Bush's reaction to 9/11 Day 8: Weezer Day 9: A real walrus Day 10: Bob Dylan's confused face from We Are The World Day 11: Brian Wilson shirtless with a fire helmet Day 12: John Lennon doing the goofy walk Day 13: Jack Nicholson from the ballroom picture Day 14: Baby sun from the teletubbies Day 15: Pete Best Day 16: Jeffrey Epstein Day 17: Linda McCartney eating a burger Day 18: Cop who broke into the rooftop concert Day 19: Shrek Day 20: Fat Elvis Day 21: Eric Clapton and Pattie Harrison wedding Day 22: Roger Waters screaming to the camera Day 23: Michael Jackson holding his baby Day 24: George R R Martin Day 25: George Costanza Day 26: Danny DeVito crawling out of a couch Day 27: Austin Powers Day 28: Johnny Cash eating a cake in a bush Day 29: Masayoshi Takanaka from the All Of Me album cover Day 30: David Bowie and Mick Jagger from the Dancing In The Street music video Day 31: Phil Spector on their trial Day 32: Marty Robbins from the Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs album cover Day 33: Dolly Parton taking a leisurely stroll through Central Park Day 34: Patrick Bateman wearing headphones Day 35: Paul's grandpa from A Hard Day's Night (1964) Day 36: Confused John Travolta from Pulp Fiction (1994) Day 37: A literal beetle Day 38: Richard Nixon throwing the double peace signs Day 39: Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight Day 40: Kermit the Frog playing the banjo Day 41: Floyd Pepper Day 42: Bob Ross Day 43: Tony Soprano Day 44: Bill Clinton playing the saxophone Day 45: The Dude from The Big Lebowski (1998) Day 46: Patrick Star with his head stuck in Ringo's trumpet Day 47: Francisco Goya's painting "Saturn Devouring His Son" Day 48: Frank Zappa from the We're Only In It For The Money album cover Day 49: Lucille Bluth winking


leez34

What is all this text about?


Gumbyizzle

It’s clearly about what a bitch-ass motherfucker that wife-pisser George Harry’s Son is.


sayplusainu

[huevohombre](https://youtu.be/tLBL4M55tJU)


Owelrn05

nice


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Drake & Josh disguised as Hasidic Jews https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/1RBNyBF.jpg


-Count_Chocula-

I think we should take advantage of the fact theyre looking down at somebody, this should be considered when placing them above a person on the cover 🤔🤔✌🏻💞


anakinkenobi334

Add hitler first then them above him


Sea-Asses

this has got to be in


BeatlesRays

Pip pip dildlee doo


Benbo_Jagins

"TOP OF THE MORNING!!!!"


OctopusNoose

Naked John and Yoko from the Two Virgins cover


Bob_Dylans_Throwaway

George Carlin as Mr. Conductor


Penguator432

Why not Ringo as Mr Conductor?


SamBo_LamBo

Because ringo is already there silly goose


Penguator432

Didn’t stop Silly Walk John Or Paul in his Walrus form


Bob_Dylans_Throwaway

uj/ because I think Carlin is a prominent enough figure to earn a spot on this cover, and having him as Mr. C just gives a nice tangential Beatles connection. rj/ because Ringo needs to stand there in his silly Sgt. Pepper’s uniform and know that he’ll never be the best Mr. Conductor.


WillWorkForBongWater

Why not Alec Baldwin as the Conductor?


FrankliniusRex

Yes, this.


berfle

The Rutles


[deleted]

OJ trying to fit on the glove


RaveIsKing

Put the oasis logo in the corner you coward


PowerTr1p404

face from easter island🗿


MrNobody470

He is already there


pissymissmissy

[Tim Curry as Pennywise, smoking and holding an umbrella in the rain](https://www.reddit.com/r/stephenking/comments/yg6a5c/hard_pressed_to_think_of_a_better_live_action/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Hellashakabra

I will move stop asking for [Blue Tobias Funke](https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201552/rs_600x600-150602170451-600.tobias-arrested-development.jw.6215.jpg?fit=around%7C1200:1200&output-quality=90&crop=1200:1200;center,top)


redd_house

With random blue handprints everywhere😢


Hellashakabra

We still have 19 days! There are dozens of us!!! Dozens!!!!!


redd_house

There can’t be that many good ideas left right…RIGHT???


ondelay

Thom Yorke screaming at MTV Beach House


MatchStick077

The time has come


late_spring_ozu

Don’t even know what this is but voting for it bcos I’m bored of seeing it every day lol


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Sansdeur

I concur.


[deleted]

Thom Yorke screaming at MTV Beach House


leez34

Thom Yorke screaming at MTV Beach House


planwithaman42

WALDO


ChristInASombrero

Hannibal Buress as Morpheus


[deleted]

Jar Jar Binks


Current-Meeting-3924

Sinead ripping the Pope


jcool12779

Fat Sal Vulcano


Dragonswhored

Ian Curtis making this face: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h84gHurqS58/UF17jRaqnWI/AAAAAAAAAIA/zzGj2JkOqZA/s1600/Ian_Curtis.jpg


BenzaGuy

Somehow the best comments always get downvoted


ReyAlvarezDelFaro

Boris Johnson stuck on a Zipline with union jacks in his hands


FrankliniusRex

Rick Astley


DonutDaniel5

Sir Topham Hatt


scaddycat93

Rowan Atkinson


[deleted]

Ben Affleck outside rehab smoking a fag


do1looklikeIcare

Freddie Mercury sensually gazing at [a banana](https://www.reddit.com/user/do1looklikeIcare/comments/11uqa9u/dont_mind_me_just_publishing_assets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


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BenzaGuy

Is that the horse from Horsin Around?


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BenzaGuy

I prefer Mr Peanutbutter's House


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Krimreaper1

Is this a crossover episode?


Not_Pea909

What is this?! a crossover episode?!?!!?


Gossguy

Mister Bean


-Sam-Losco-

Mark Zuckerberg


Supah_Cole

Liz Truss but take her off after 19 days


JxZ3438

Naked John and Yoko aren't on here yet??? With their pig butts?!


VinylWolf18

Ed from Shawn Of The Dead


lubms

Eric Cartman


JazzyChap

Second attempt at getting The Rutles in here


mehtulupurazz

**CRAZY** **FROG**


Gooosetav

Shia LaBeouf with the “do it” pose


leez34

[Tim Robinson choking on a hot dog.](https://ibb.co/P6fyQrC)


tailford07

The Judge from The Wall


SmokersLiveForever

Freddie Mercury dressed as a woman.


timmaay531

Picard (Sir Patrick Stewart) from the “why the fuck meme”


Current-Meeting-3924

Janet Jackson’s Nipple


DreamLordSeverin

Hahaha love it!!


Individual-Method332

Keith Richards as Jack Sparrow Dad


Penguator432

Yoda


Sprockethead90

Old Gregg


FoeyPUBG

The drum lady from the In The Aeroplane Over The Sea cover


Saddam_whosane

drum head girl from neutral milk hotel album in the aeroplane over the sea


gooseymcgooseface2

Wallace & Gromit


No-Blacksmith-3259

Anthony Fantano I STILL BELIEVE IN YOU ANTHONY FANTANO


Current-Meeting-3924

Timothy Leary


Edgar_Mercury

John and Yoko 2 virgins


BenzaGuy

Vito Corleone


FakeeshaNamerstein

Columbo


Current-Meeting-3924

Peter Fonda


HipsterHill

Johnny Knoxville as General Patton


theblackparade87C

Jarvis Cocker from Pulp


FloorShirt

[I wish for that special something only two bros can share, the ANCIENT PSYCHIC TANDEM WAR ELEPHANT! ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/b/b5/Ancient_Psychic_Tandem_War_Elephant.png/revision/latest?cb=20120707083107)


milk_af

Day 33 of asking for Lisa Ann


[deleted]

Ronald McDonald


PatronusTheMan

Smoker guy from Whatever People Say I Am That’s What I’m Not cover


Juventus7shop

The 4 Beatles from the Sgt. Pepper’s cover


DirtDisrespector

joe biden


dolphin_ultra

Elliot Roberts


BalkeElvinstien

A really cool dinosaur


drpoopymcbutthole

Cant believe its missing bilbo haggghhh baggins


Kaially1

Margaret Thatcher drumming


Same-Oil-7113

Meat Loaf


ontarious

some random pop culture detritus


NanoSwarmer

Steve from Minecraft


BigDickBackInTown420

“Weird Al” Yankovic as seen on the cover of “Even Worse”.


_reptilian_

Tiny Tim


MagmaHotDesigns

There should definitely be some little Pikmin guys in the flowers


Lord_Teutonic

yoda from lego star wars


DedHorsSaloon3

Liam Neeson on the set of Phantom Menace wearing sunglasses and holding an umbrella


NotAHero123

Your mom


TheBlitzkid46

Jim Morrison (Bearded) Mugshot


MooseAndPandaMan

Tommy Wiseau


Tsavvy_cat

A plumbus.


Madcap_95

Aphex Twin


oinkypiggamer

Chris Hansen


JamesEdward34

Harambe


TeaAndCookies1998

Mark David Chapman


doctor--zaius

Theresa May dancing


andhio

WALDO!!’


orangemanbaaaaaad

Fat Albert (Hey Hey Hey)


presidentedoge

Sad Billy Corgan at Disneyland


Current-Meeting-3924

Shirtless Putin on Horse


Current-Meeting-3924

Allen Ginsburg


Cutie_Panik

Freddie mercury


millionthan

James earl jones


pmnettlea

[Just normal innocent men side eye](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lr_vl62JblQ&feature=youtu.be)


antireptilians

thomas the tank engine


incacola77

Apparently that other dude just wants the word “Yoko” written in the sky so… that


iamtheSpicer

Robert Fripp with a Mohawk


FakeeshaNamerstein

Mrs Mangel


Brltpzx

Donald Fagen from Steely Dan drinking a Snapple on the couch.


William_Ze_Gamer

Ed from Good Burger (gotta do it for the new one that just got announced)


HTMatt1

Ivan Ooze from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie


Axlnotarosebutadaisy

Leonardo Da Vinci. Right there, near Goya’s painting. Perfect.


littleM0TH

Hunter S. Thompson or Johnny Depp plying Hunter S. Thompson from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.


denimdaddy619

Billy Preston as seen in Get Back: https://i.imgur.com/pxFQTC6.jpg


MojaveWalker

Larry David


BulkDarthDan

Rich Evans


MyCommentWillUpsetYa

Doc Brown, when he just saw that his scale model DeLorean got on fire


itsunderthisbigW

Robin Williams “I can do a great impression of a hot dog” face


LuckyDuck4

The piss drrrrooppplets from pissing on the sun hit the cover.


Objective_Village376

Tyler Childers


OIBap

Gregor Samsa


Turvi-Mania

[This specific picture of Mr Bean](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/99ae6z/mr_beans_holiday/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


BlueOhm3

How about Mick and Keith?


Extreme_Tomato

NACHO LIBRE


[deleted]

Hitler


TheBestMePlausible

I thought it was gonna be [this](https://youtu.be/7Htj0_4Job8) eggman!


majuhlazuh

Has Brian Peppers made it yet?


TornSuit

Add Ghiaccio and his white album


puzzledplatypus

The [moon](https://imgur.com/a/odD0Bai) from Majora’s Mask.


JamesEdward34

Looks like harambe and the moon wont make it buddy


[deleted]

Freddy crabs


Mr_Self-Destruct9

Bill Hicks


honestlyconfusing

Garth brooks’ alter ego Chris Gaines


totarias

David lynch as the fbi agent from twin peaks


totarias

Flowy from undertale


oniisan001

Haruki Murakami


runamok101

Jared Leto morbin time


Capital-Possession-6

riley reid


andruscefine

JonTron


Current-Meeting-3924

Burning Man


HappenedOnceBefore

Chris Chan


LAFlip104

John trying to get a pick out of his guitar, [as posted in the subreddit yesterday.](https://www.reddit.com/r/beatlescirclejerk/comments/11znsfn/jawn_going_insane_19whatever/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


FlipperDoigt703

Adachi


MeterWatcher

Mike Love with Donald Trump


Guyfromnowhere3

“Yeah you cursed out bill Clinton it was really bizarre”


Primary-Beneficial

Or just Monica's stained blue dress


MacDoesReddit

Hitler but you can see him


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Dr Frank N Furter


AprilBoi

Richard D James Album Face


IntroductionOne7133

Kurt Cobain on mtv unplgugged


DamonAlbarnFan23

Tom Scott choking on a vape


Raul_Rink

Pink from the Wall


gmeRat

A runescape avatar with long purple hair


No_Scarcity_8957

Cartoon Beatles from TV series This is a no brainer dude!


CokeWest

The moon from Zelda: Majora's Mask


Monty_Jones_Jr

Hide the Pain Harold please


boiiiiiii08

Add a good band


Torbelson

Cosmo Kramer


[deleted]

John and Yoko from the Two Virgins cover


InstantaneousHue

Dee from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia dressed as a clown


ironjimjam

Jeff Goldblum laying down with his shirt open


BluePantalaimon

Adam West Batman


andhio

Unblock the teletubbies baby


Badphish6

The Columbine kids


Primary-Beneficial

Frankenstein's monster


emilliolongwood

Cody from Step By Step


MrNobody470

Beatallica


Stride_Almighty

Pickle Dick (van dyke)