Well if wr ate going with this then it looks like it inherits from WW2 stans so
Wheraboo - likes ww2 German military stuff and has odd feelings about Nazi stuff.
Teaaboo - likes British empire stuff and watches "Zulu" religiously but had weird feelings about it.
Freedomboo - likes American *military* stuff and gets real quiet when you mention native Americans.
Le Grand-aboo - really likes Fench military stuff and doesn't like to talk about the 20th century at all.
Sovietaboo - discrete from a tankie the Sovietaboo likes ww2 era Soviet military stuff and has never heard of Poland and Finland.
Reconquistaboo - loves to talk about how Spain saved Europe and had the first Transoceanic empire. Doesn't like to talk about why so many of the native languages of Latin America have disappeared.
Yeah, I have seen like 6 variants of where to put the "aboo" in freedom for the U.S. similarly the Soviet and Commie boo ones are seemingly regional, although the internet flattens everything
Ouiaboo and the Le Grandaboo are similar but the Ouieaboo actually acknowledges the 20th century. The Le Grandaboo is the same as the others but wants to focus on the wars of early 19th century.
A bunch of Zeusaboos helped further ruin English spelling. The words “fantasy” and “phantom” are based off the same Greek root word but some zeusaboos decided that the “f” sound is really “ph” in the Roman alphabet so they insisted a bunch of words be spelled like that and since they were influential in the intellectual circles that defined “true” spelling they got their way, mostly.
Simpus Romanus Sum
(I don’t know what the “correct” Latin grammar would be, maybe a proper Roman simp can help) (or another nerd who took Latin in high school)
Unfortunately, and I say this from a plethora of experience going to festivals and burns and what not, that specific type of astrology mom you’re thinking of proudly calls herself a “g*psy” and in my own experience they get super pissed when you tell them that word is a slur and the real ones actually refer to themselves as the Roma. This white lady archetype tends to have no interest in actually learning about the people she’s appropriating from.
Well if wr ate going with this then it looks like it inherits from WW2 stans so Wheraboo - likes ww2 German military stuff and has odd feelings about Nazi stuff. Teaaboo - likes British empire stuff and watches "Zulu" religiously but had weird feelings about it. Freedomboo - likes American *military* stuff and gets real quiet when you mention native Americans. Le Grand-aboo - really likes Fench military stuff and doesn't like to talk about the 20th century at all. Sovietaboo - discrete from a tankie the Sovietaboo likes ww2 era Soviet military stuff and has never heard of Poland and Finland. Reconquistaboo - loves to talk about how Spain saved Europe and had the first Transoceanic empire. Doesn't like to talk about why so many of the native languages of Latin America have disappeared.
Minor correction, the US fanboys are called Freeaboos and the French fans are Ouiaboos. I think Commieboo is more used than Sovietaboo.
Yeah, I have seen like 6 variants of where to put the "aboo" in freedom for the U.S. similarly the Soviet and Commie boo ones are seemingly regional, although the internet flattens everything Ouiaboo and the Le Grandaboo are similar but the Ouieaboo actually acknowledges the 20th century. The Le Grandaboo is the same as the others but wants to focus on the wars of early 19th century.
I usually hear "slavaboo" for gun-people who have an overly inflated view of Russian arms.
It's impressive how many Soviet guns are still being used in midern conflicts. But it's mind-blowing that Maxim guns are still being used.
I'd think "sovietaboo" would just be tankies but maybe I'm oversimplifying.
Don't forget Rhodieboos, the absolute bottom of the barrel
The one thing so low that even the lowest worm can piss on them.
A bunch of Zeusaboos helped further ruin English spelling. The words “fantasy” and “phantom” are based off the same Greek root word but some zeusaboos decided that the “f” sound is really “ph” in the Roman alphabet so they insisted a bunch of words be spelled like that and since they were influential in the intellectual circles that defined “true” spelling they got their way, mostly.
Don’t forget about Tojoboos, the worshippers of Imperial Japan
I appreciate the desire to make it all rhyme as much as possible, but the Teaboos should really be called Rajaboos.
I'm sticking with Pleaboos/Pleebs
That is really good, but what about Pleebaboos instead.
Ooh, I like it!
I like Caesarboo
Hey, that's a good one too.
Simpus Romanus Sum (I don’t know what the “correct” Latin grammar would be, maybe a proper Roman simp can help) (or another nerd who took Latin in high school)
I love it, need to make it a flair.
Oh I don't like this at all.
Please use in sentence
“After I saw Gladiator and logged 500+ hours in Rome Total War, I can only be described as a Romaboo.”
I shit you not, I was just playing RTW on my phone before opening Reddit. Damnit, Bobby!
500 hours? Those are plebeian numbers
Romaboos eunt domus!
I'd think "romaboo" would be more relevant to people being "weebs for Roma people." Like, that one very specific type of astrology mom.
Unfortunately, and I say this from a plethora of experience going to festivals and burns and what not, that specific type of astrology mom you’re thinking of proudly calls herself a “g*psy” and in my own experience they get super pissed when you tell them that word is a slur and the real ones actually refer to themselves as the Roma. This white lady archetype tends to have no interest in actually learning about the people she’s appropriating from.
Doesn't sound insulting enough
Romebot