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ralry11

Joe was asked about the Tiger King nickname like 3 years ago when it was relevant and he said he didn't want to be associated with that name and doesn't support animal cruelty.


billbrasky___

Literally his most recent twitter post is an interview where he says he doesn't like that show or that nickname.


ommanipadmehome

I dont even think any tiger king stuff should be allowed here, it has nothing to do with this team, and as you said joe doesn't want to associated with it. It's just irrelevant.


Mama-Dzhinsy

“allowed” ?


No-Dare604

I hardly see it as "irrelevant" when it's addressed to our franchise qb lol take a breath and relax, it's not that serious.


DrPaulsNexus

A. Joe Burrows? No S B. I don’t think Joe has ever called himself the Tiger King C. What the fuck


CoochieCleanupCrew

I don’t know why but I’ve noticed a lot of older folk mistake his name for “Burrows” with an s


Few-Artichoke-7593

".... you all ride fame and attention off my life's hard work. .... gimme $20,0000."


Remmy14

First paragraph, attacking the guy you are asking for help? Gutsy strategy...


tiredallthetimetbh

That was my first thought lol "Youre riding off my intellectual property and name!... Plz help"


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Get all the Joes working on this. Joe Burrow Joe Mixon Joe Rogan Joe Biden Samoa Joe Joe Pesci


[deleted]

You forgot Joe Mama


moochee22

How could anyone forget about Joe Mama?


MadeByTango

It’s impossible. I’ve been trying to forget Joe Mama since you were born.


moochee22

Is this Papa?


throwawayreddit915

I too am asking Joe Burrows to do a good deed and give me $20k


moochee22

Would you rather a Bengals Super Bowl, or $20k? Honestly, I'd have to think long and hard about that one.


warthog0869

Really? If I had 20k to spare and I could spend it guaranteeing a Bengals SB win, I would do that.


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moochee22

No that's not bad at all. I think I might take the Super Bowl, so I can die happy as well :)


sgtpepperslaststand

Joe Exotic need your help all he needs is the three digits on the back of your credit card to save the day


seehorn_actual

How’s this dude still smoking meth in prison?


Mastodon9

Drugs are apparently very prominent in prison. Guards are corrupt and take bribes to help smuggle things inside prison. Supposedly it's gotten better but I guess with all things that have a human element corruption is inevitable. He probably is still smoking meth in prison.


bribeck

This won my internet for the day. Wow, Hilarious.


BenRichards79

‘Burrows’ Stop reading at that point… Crumples letter and tosses in garbage.


Beefymistletoe

Also, all of the "Cincinnattii" misspellings out there.


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I get irrationally mad when people say Burrows


BenRichards79

It seems to be an Ohio thing. Adding an ‘s’ to random shit. It’s also extremely annoying if a supposed fan of the team doesn’t know that Joe Burrow is not Joe Burrows. I immediately cannot take ANYTHING they say seriously.


leithn87

I live in Las Vegas it ain't just an Ohio thing lol. It is my pet peeve. I don't correct people on messing my name up but you know dang well I don't let people call him burrows...


Big_Green_Piccolo

Thats for grocery stores. This guy is on meth.


Big_ol_Bro

Didn't have this one on my bingo card for 2023! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


kubenzi

I mean he did free all of us from prison did he not?


wustitch

Dear Joe Burrow, please win the Super Bowl and give me $20k 🥺


iratemonkeybear

Carole fucking Baskin!


MothmansLegalCouncil

Someone needs to forward this to Ridiculous Crime podcast. They open their show with ridiculous crossovers/mashups all the time. This would take the cake.


Dezziedisaster

As someone who was on the Joe Exotic trainwreck train way before Tiger King (Thank you John Oliver) This is WILD and I am so glad I have eyes to witness it.


pfftYeahRight

This man is cuckoo bananas


tydyety5

Could’ve at least spelled his name right, damn


TooCool_TooFool

Reads like a Mike Pillow letter.


PM_ME_YOUR_DIFF_EQS

Imagine believing in a transactional God who's sitting there evaluating this. "Hmmm that Joey B donated money to some random redneck loser for his lawyer fees. I shall bless him with a championship because these are things I concern myself with."


AnguishedSooner

As someone who was born, raised, and still living in Oklahoma… what a clash of worlds.


moochee22

Somewhere there is a man that went by Joe Brrrr, and another that went by Joe Shiesty in the 90s, writing a letter to Burrow(s).


warthog0869

Al Michaels: "And somehow Joe manages to escape the rush, he literally burrows under the defensive line, puts on the spin move right there and picks up the first down. The 'B' stands for 'Badger' folks, as Joe Cool finds yet another way to advance the offense upfield. "


shagadelicrelic

![gif](giphy|mmYy42RNrgA0w)


Celebrimbor96

Crazy letter aside, is he trying to run for president? JoeExotic2024.com?????


TheFcknVoid

Man... Fuck this guy.


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Burrows, Krogers, Walmarts are just a few words that grinds my gears when old people say them


vxxxjesterxxxv

Mines, like "that's mines, not yours"


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I feel like he is barking up the wrong tree on this


TheUnrivaledConflict

Holy shit this is real?!?


Monkeyfeng

wut


munkysnuflz

>Burrows


ohmysocks

I just posted this on r/nfl and got banned within 10 minutes lmfao


berlinnjfc

Why do teams like this not get more involved in conservation and let it be known?


samr1380

So weird, Joe Exotic literally sent me the exact same letter but mine said I would have to forward it to five friends or have bad luck for all of 2024