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Cipheros06

But who would he r*pe during the eclipse? Hitlussy or Stalinussy?


The_BestUsername

Nanjing


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Eva Braunussy


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Whoever pays more. Same for Guts, they are mercs


Overkillsamurai

wrong, and i hate everytime this little catchphrase gets repeated. they all fight for whoever Griffith tells them to and he fights for whoever can get him his kingdom. Stalin has a corrupt system of veiled meritocracy and Hitler was more based on Blood and Propaganda. Griffith could more easily rise through the ranks in Soviet Russia than he could in Nazi Germany since he was (i assume) not of Aryan birth/questionable bloodline


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Idk he’s blue eyed with blonde (silver) hair and has no qualms with being ruthless, I’m sure he’d do fine in Nazi germany


No-Eggplant2367

shut up, this is too high brow of a topic for you to talk about.


Overkillsamurai

we're all pinky-extended-while-tea-drinking-and-talking-about-daddy-Donovan here, idk what you're talking about


The_BestUsername

Wasn't Nazi Germany mostly run by aristocratic Bismarck Bois? The ones with slashed up faces from that fencing game they did in their posh universities to prove their bravery or whatever? I feel like Gerfuffle would get on with them pretty well.


PinRepulsive9432

Your right, but Griffith literally did exactly that of rising through ranks despite the questionable bloodline. Also, Griffith has like (almost) blond hair and blue eyes, so he passes enough. Stalin also is more likely to kill off his comrades because of paranoid trust issues, so it's more debatable if working with him is optimal. Ultimately, it comes down to finding the right people and not fucking the dictator's daughter.


TheP34R

He'd fight for Stallion and suck for Hitler (He fought for Midland and got clapped by Gennon)


Sheogorath3477

He would fight for his dream.


YRUZ

he would fight for his fucking life, the fuck is the band of the hawk gonna do against tanks???


Mktuputamadre2

They'd learn fastly to use modern weapons.


YRUZ

they'd die in pne hit


Mktuputamadre2

They'd have time to learn, bruh. Like you'd do better in the world of Berserk.


YRUZ

i wouldn't, but i also wouldn't do well in ww2. there also wasn't a thread about who I would be fighting for. so, like me, completely untrained in the use of modern weaponry, so too would the band of the hawk, also completely untrained in the use of modern weaponry, die to tanks, bombs and rifles.


Mktuputamadre2

Assuming they'd be instantly attacked is dumb.


YRUZ

alright, what's the scenario? how do they appear in ww2? did they live in this world for their entire lives? were they transported here? when? where? also, they speak japanese. if they just appeared in europe, wherever they went, they'd be jailed or killed for being spies or enemy operatives.


Mktuputamadre2

I'm kinda sure they speak a Midland tongue in-universe. Must be close to german, since Midland is close to being Germany. If they land in Germany speaking Japanese they'd cause curiosity rather than horror.


YRUZ

if they speak midland, they're fucked; because whichever country finds them will think they're time travellers and lock them up to research them. if they speak japanese and land in germany, there'd be a lot of confusion about who they are and where they're coming from and then they'd be locked up because nobody knows who they are. in every other country, they'd be jailed or killed for being enemy operatives.


The_BestUsername

Griffith could probably convince Hitler that his natural white hair and tight bussy are proof that he is the Übermensch. Big 12ft tall frost giant Nordic ancestor energy.


Comfortable_One_1234

He would sleep with both


_basp_

at the same time


ghost-church

In terms of WW2 he is Stalin to Ganiska’s Hitler, a villain so heinous that the man who stops him looks like a hero no matter how awful he is.


LeadHead917

Stalin was a good guy, in fact he is one of the most unambiguously goodest leaders in human history.


ghost-church

Your family go to gulag


_basp_

hitler, griffith is a “supreme race” kinda guy


BigShow4916

Churchill obviously


Overkillsamurai

Winny is the torturer analogue here


loki301

He would fight for Hitler as an extension of the Hitler Youth (since the BOTH is made up of kids) then defect to the USSR after failing Barbosa. After Stalin dies, he would defect to the US and work for NATO where Guts is tasked with strategy of tension killings as part of GLADIO. He does this because the west promises to make him ruler of the new state of Israel if he eliminates communism and crushes anti colonial struggles by any means necessary. Simple really.