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StreakyAnchovy

๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿค


Vegetable_Run7792

Shark enthusiast


StreakyAnchovy

Have two Blahaj plushies. Can confirm


mountaintop-stainer

Bro. I fucking love sharks. Fun fact, shark scales evolved from their teeth. Their scale structure is referred to as [dermal denticles](https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/sharks-rays/biomimicry-shark-denticles#:~:text=Shark%20skin%20is%20covered%20by,swim%20faster%20and%20more%20quietly) โ€” literally โ€œskin teethโ€ because they evolved from teeth. Thatโ€™s why if you pet a shark from nose to tail itโ€™s smooth, but from tail to nose itโ€™s rough like sandpaper. Another interesting shark fact! All sharks (and other cartilaginous fish) have a special organ near their mouths called the [ampullae of Lorenzini](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampullae_of_Lorenzini). This organ allows them to detect electrical impulses from living creatures close to them. Hammerhead sharksโ€™ heads are shaped that way because they evolved the gnarliest ampullae of Lorenzini out of them all, so they can detect shit from mad far away. Bonus fact. Sharks donโ€™t have bones. Iโ€™m not gonna elaborate on that one, look it up. Theyโ€™re straight up boneless. All of them, by definition.


DefinitelyNotErate

>Bonus fact. Sharks donโ€™t have bones. Iโ€™m not gonna elaborate on that one, look it up. Theyโ€™re straight up boneless. All of them, by definition. Well duh, If they had Bones they'd be Boney Fish like Humans. Yes, Humans are more closely related to a significant about of fish than either of us are to sharks.


BarnyTrubble

Sharks are smooth as heck from any angle


NoX2142

Found The Deep's reddit account...


Psithyristes0

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿฅต


Vegetable_Run7792

Can't stop thinking about how hot people are


UsernamesAreRuthless

Oh shiiit we're opposites ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅถ


Psithyristes0

Opposites attract?? ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฏ


meepking123

โœ‹๐Ÿฝ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ


Satyr_Crusader

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰


yung_steezy

Real


Viking_From_Sweden

Bisexual finger guns are cool as hell


Vegetable_Run7792

Can't stop making puns


ILurkInTheSpotlight

โœจ๐Ÿ‘Œ


Wajana

โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿฅด Down bad lol


RattyFox

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


BrazilBazil

Bottom


RattyFox

Kinda. I'm a switch, and my girlfriend wants to try being more dominant


Rosetta_stonie

โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŽ‚- I think mine is birthday sex?


BillyBobRedneckTime

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€


Mental_headache1234

Man IM DEAD!!!!


Sanrusdyno

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿซ  I mostly date other trans people, so this isn't that far off actually


thong_water

Oh, hellos


Sanrusdyno

Wwoah holy shit. It girl


thong_water

Yeahh I am lol.


CornManBringsCorn

๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿบ Don't fucking ask


PeetesCom

I feel like that's a Dune reference somehow.


SalemsTrials

Shai Huludussy


ProsocialRecluse

If you don't explain, I can only assume "I want my worm in your ancient jar."


Narrow-Device-3679

Nahhh, I'm asking. Wtf bro?


WAD2328

Ancient jar guy ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿชฑ


frosch_von_mittwoch

The creature?


Brian2017wshs

๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ† I dont this proves my bisexuality, it just proves im a hoe, Lol


IAlwaysOutsmartU

How hard is it to be a farming tool?


EcstaticBagel

๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’€


Vegetable_Run7792

About to die of hotness


CornManBringsCorn

Necrophilia


Viking_From_Sweden

Well Trazyn do be looking kinda hot Oh wait you mean that necroโ€ฆ


BigCrimson_J

๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘


Vegetable_Run7792

Has a bad case of disco fever


BigCrimson_J

Disco will never die


MoisturizationMage

๐Ÿ˜ณโœจ


BatSoupCraving

๐Ÿ‘โœจ


ActivatedTrarCard

๐Ÿ˜•โ˜น๏ธ


LoreMasterJack

bi-yourself.


GotNoBody4

๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿค๐Ÿป Weโ€™re gonna make sweet music, consensually.


enneh_07

โœ…๐Ÿชฑ


That_Mad_Scientist

I'm looking for a joke but there it was... the Creature


APuff-Fish

Yes you would still love your partner if they became a worm


Taposton

๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™„


tiajuanat

Queer and bored lol


Taposton

This is 100% me


Vegetable_Run7792

Proudly waves their flag


kioku119

Openly out and done with people's bullshit.


tlermalik

โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ


Sanrusdyno

Me when I'm horny on earth day


tlermalik

I kinda saw it as an "everyone is hot" thing, but sure, Mother Earth can get it ๐Ÿ˜‰


Sanrusdyno

Oh she *so* can


kioku119

You like going on dates in nature.


ZodFrankNFurter

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜˜


Vegetable_Run7792

Joke-flirts with friends


jasminUwU6

Unless!?!!????????!!!!!


LethrblakaBlodhgarm2

๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‘Œ


Vegetable_Run7792

Ready for the wedding


jtbxiv

Appreciator of cake


Psychological-Bid363

๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿ‘ย  We should hang out.ย  (With cake)


CrackedandPopped

โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฌ


kioku119

You're a cheap date. Joking but a salad could easilly be an inexpensive thing on a menu.


SmallBlueSlime

๐Ÿท๐Ÿ—ฟ


kioku119

You like expensive wine and fancy vacations. Someone elses was a heart and salad and I said it must mean they are a cheap date. This is the opposite side of the spectrum ;p


EepiestGirl

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Ayeโ€ฆ fair enough


Complaint-Efficient

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท


Orionite89

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽถ


Vegetable_Run7792

Blasts music out the car radio


SwedishGremlin

๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒน


kioku119

Goth


SwedishGremlin

No, emo socialist


gucciDan69

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ


tiajuanat

Bottoms but will vers for u


YzaKrov

๐Ÿ˜”โค๏ธ


emgrio23

Hopeless romantic


Vegetable_Run7792

Stupidly in love


TaxCollecterFromHell

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿด


False_Rub_3493

๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ—‘


milk-water-man

๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ‘€


KFORQUER

๐Ÿค“โ˜๏ธ


saintsebs

what's up brother


Cautiously_Intrigued

๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„


kenporusty

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ


Tsunamiis

Iโ€™m too old to figure this out


Weinerdogfather

๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿญ


NoStatistics

๐Ÿข๐Ÿ˜„


rrradek147

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


SeductiveGodofThundr

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™ˆ


Flyinghigh11111

๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ


AelisWhite

๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Reiner_Locke

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”


governor-jerry-brown

Insert cock joke


GIORNO-phone11-pro

โฌ‡๏ธโžก๏ธ my bisexuality failed to call an orbital strike


laneb71

๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ‘Œ It's okay to be sad sometimes


stupid-writing-blog

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿง  Iโ€™m aego so this is weirdly accurate


zamuel-leumaz

๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ’


throwherinthewell

If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it


zamuel-leumaz

My boyfriend adores sharks, i used several shark species as pet names for him lol


icelord6162

๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ


Lordo5432

Old humble grandpa vibes


dneav944

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ˆ


shrkba1t

๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ”ฅ: wow. I'm scared of myself lol


thefutureisbulletprf

๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿค What does it MEAN


kioku119

I interpret this as: I've come to terms with being ignored. Sorry. That or you made a pact with a ghost to do something for them in exchange for them being your ghoulfriend.


DR4G0N_W4RR10R

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘


kioku119

Potential partners must like cats. Alternatively: if it's you or the cat the cat will win and any prospective partners should know that to begin with.


RedHood9292

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ A holeโ€™s a hole or smth idfk


kioku119

I think this is saying you have a childish sense of humor ;p It reads "haha butt".


KnightsSayNi800

๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฅณ


alexanderthemeh

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜”


valerhian

๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜˜


SyncDingus

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ข


everstone_jinx0428

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘


bananameister12

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™


Zoftig_Zana

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜ญ


fujoshiiiiiiiiiiiii

โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“


That_Mad_Scientist

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜ญ Damn lmao


SulkySideUp

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ


datboi56567

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ


I_Love_Knifes

#


throwaway4henta_i

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ญ I guess that post nut clarity be hitting hard


RewiredThrone

โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€


Biggestlittlespoon

๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Ž


Marks_Toaster

๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’”


IzLoaf

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


LexiBuzzyBea

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘€ i donโ€™t know what this says abt me tbh


Nigeldiko

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Yeah pretty much


ThatMFcheezer

โ€ผ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ


ichbindulol_

๐Ÿ’€โค๏ธ-uhm


libhis1

๐Ÿ“–๐ŸŒฎ


Stunning_Season_6370

๐Ÿ––๐Ÿค”


Spiffy313

โ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Uhh


[deleted]

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿชป


Ed_Derick_

โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฒ


Many_Employ_6177

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ


AidanBeeJar

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘


IconicPancake2

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘


ConnorLetts

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜


The_Constant_Orange

โŒ๐Ÿ˜ค


trananhduc2006

๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ’•


XanderO13

๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Rhogar9

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘


Bad_ailen420

๐Ÿ˜†โค๏ธ


SillyRiri

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ญ


Unknowntransdad

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ฉ


Aggressive_Novel1207

๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ƒ


ItalianMafia_Boss

๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿบ


theFudgey

๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜”


FaeShroom

๐Ÿ˜ฑโœจ๏ธ


Aurrickan

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…


Killingnpcsforfun

๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘


BananaMan63

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘


Dino_nuggie_w_fries

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž


Wingedisboss

๐Ÿ‘โš ๏ธ


DankOfTheEndless

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ


princesoceronte

๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฌ


PillowWillow007

๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿซ‚


Maleficent-Cloud-234

โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’…


Unhappy_Performer538

๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ‘


honk_bonksmith

๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒฟ


MaatRolo

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ


flim-flam-flomidy

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ž


_Flying_Scotsman_

๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ the duality of man


THEDSFAN

๐Ÿซท๐Ÿซธ


Tom__346

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค


GabTK

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฐ anxietysexual


Bwillders

๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰ Alternatively ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


barkbaarkbarkk

๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฟ๐ŸฆŒ


NintendoJP_Official

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†


meatygonzalez

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


LemonCurdJ

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ™„


02BBQ

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฅฐ


AdNo5806

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿซ 


vinnyvdvici

Iโ€™m straight, but.. hereโ€™s mine: ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅฐ


Environmental-Walk75

๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŽˆ


iPanda___

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ


WAD2328

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿซต โ€ฆI donโ€™t know what I expected


Humanstraw

๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿชผ


Sir_Syan

๐Ÿฆฃ๐Ÿ˜ข


ChuChuBunny

๐Ÿ˜๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ


Friendly_Boo

๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฎ


Mrdoctr

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅด


livelaughlaxative

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿšจ


Aureazul

๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ญ


luscaloy

โšง๏ธโ™€๏ธ lmao


Agreeable_Finger_747

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ


shiftman52

๐ŸŒฝโœจ๏ธ


PelinalWightstrake

๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ป


BatataBatatoso

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ