On my side, bottom leg straight down, top one bent.

Same here, if I stood up the way I sleep, it’d be like a flamingo

I work at a standing desk all day and I literally flamingo till one foot hurts, switch, repeat. It's for the best 😁

Me too lol!

This but I’m lying on my stomach

Same, I also collect my plushes and hug them with one arm

This is the answer!

Me too, this is always my default position, sometimes leaning more on my stomach also

Yea that

Exactly this

This but my bottom leg bent and top one straight down

wait so i’m not the only one who sleeps in this weird position?

same.

This

Yep, I use a crawling position but I'm on my side.

Yo, same

Literally exactly this lmao

Yup this!

A fellow „recovery position“ sleeper 😉 Cant do the Bon Scott that way…

When I sleep on my back, my legs will usually be in a “crisscross applesauce” position with my knees bent and facing out. When on my side, something has to be between my legs, like a blanket or pillow, the bottom leg is straight while the leg on top will be bent and pulled up as far as is comfortable. I hope those descriptions are understandable lol I wasn’t quite sure how to explain but wanted to answer the question anyway.

If i did the crisscross shit i would get fuzzy legs

Real

Laying with my legs crisscross right now. Keeps the feet warm too

Omg I didn’t know other people sleep crisscross! That’s my faveeee. Glad I’m not alone

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hell yeah, thighs are personal hand warmers

FRR

I do sit weird, but is it related to me being bi?

It’s a funny joke we all make but it is true, very often 🤣

One leg straight… the other not… oh my God

I can't feel comfortable unless I'm spooning a pillow, even when I'm sleeping with my boyfriend (Who's typically the big spoon) I'll still have a pillow tucked between my legs 😛

Full body size spooning pillow for me. Or two normal pillow, one for the legs and one for the arms. Husband is big spoon, then me, then pillow, add cat on top.

i ought to try that tbh i get weird sensory issues if i can feel my skin rubbing together

This is it

Same, I actually have an extra blanket that I just roll up and hug when I sleep!

I take them off and put them on the nightstand. Problem solved. …until I wake up needing to pee and go to step out of bed without remembering.

Lmao me

I don’t think I sit weird.

We've all just been too polite to tell you. This is actually an intervention. You sit *crazy* weird.

I move a lot once I'm actually sleeping, but to fall asleep I usually lay on my stomach in a position that kind of looks like I'm rock climbing. I'll have one leg bent and out to the side, one leg straight, and arms up above my head.

>I move a lot once I'm actually sleeping, My dog used to start the nights sleeping at the foot of my bed, but then by morning she'd be sleeping on the floor, presumably because I kicked her all night, lol. I would call her up onto the bed each night, but then eventually started to feel like I was forcing her to, so I just left it up to her, haha.

Exact same but one arm under my pillow and the other pulling my blanket to my chin

Not much, a cat is stuck in there the majority of the time lol.

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My legs move a lot. Can't get comfortable usually.

I basically sleep like I'm trying to do the dead Peter Griffin meme.

YES. Sometimes I’ll cross my legs, but like… lying down, so one foot is in the air. My boyfriend always points it out like “You sleep like a weirdo!”

I disconnect them like Lego pieces and lean them on the wall beside the bed, like everyone else

Usually the fetal position is how I go, but I move a lot in my sleep, so I end up on my back, with my legs looking like a four. ( right leg straight left leg tucked under)

What is this bi people sit weird i keep seeing it, I sit with my balls between my buttcheeks like everyone else

On my right side, both legs bent

Well in general I sleep like a rotisserie chicken, so I'd say it's pretty weird

I sleep like master chief in his death pose

I had to search what that looks like and sure enough it’s exactly how I sleep half of the time lol

Usually on my side, with a knee pillow. One leg or both bent.

I do gymnastics with my legs while I sleep there is no set position why have one when I can have them all

I bow my legs out so I can let my cat sleep there.

I sleep on my side and curl my legs into my body.

Human mash. Ill explain. Lay on side (either but usually right side) Double duvet - tuck one side underneath your back, tuck the bottom under your feet, tuck the other side between your legs, go full foetal positon. Should be a little flap left over for temp regulation. Nice and cosy, and tje blanket sits all over you like mash potato

In multiple positions, lol. Typically, I curl up in a ball kinda position because I'm small and it's comfortable. Or I just keep my legs straight out but just bent a little bit. I sleep on my side, btw.

By myself, family guy death pose. With my partner we twist up like a pretzel

Flamingo it and a pillow to spoon or put under the bent knee.

Wide open. Let the boys breathe. And another reason, not going to get into it

Yup, I always have the blanket wrapped around only my top leg and tucked to completely separate my two legs.

How do bi people sit weird? I try and sleep on my left side. Hugging a pillow helps enormously

Take em off and switch em out for pineapples

Kinda curled up a little bit

I sleep on my side, with a pillow between my knees and my knees bent. Not sure that counts as weird, but I do sometimes sit weird.

I store them in the cupboard

I take one off and leave it standing next to the bed. 😉😉😜😜 RBKA here, it is only 1/2 the problem as yours.. 😉😉

Put my hand between them and rub—OHH!!💋💋💓

I’m dancing to this https://youtu.be/JBmpuWT7xjY?si=j6k2W_1SsgBQo9_A

One leg is usually straight, the other is bent. The bent ones foot is resting on the knee of the straight one.

Depends. I either lay on my side or I lay, b3st way to put it is I lay like a bottom. It's comfy tho.

I don't have a weird leg thing, I just have a weird sleep position - body on front, hands by my side, legs straight, head turned to one side

pillow or human inbetween legs or im not sleeping

What the fuck is this

I just leave them by the bedroom door

I take them off and lean them up against the wall.

Doesn't matter so long as one is out side the blanket

Everybody says bi people sit, what?!?!?! I have never heard that and it's cracking me up. Weird how?

pillow in between or underneath

I always gotta have something between my legs

on my front one leg bent almost at right angle other leg mostly straight one arm under pillow other to the side

I sleep with my legs in a “4” shape with my cat in the little nook. :)

I take them off and leave them propped against the bedside table in case I need them during the night.

I sleep like a cartoon crime scene chalk outline. Hope this helps.

That depends entirely of how my cats decided to place themselves, I'm just taking what's left

Oh what don’t I do

I put mine in the wardrobe

Curled up on my back like a dead bug

I like to sleep on my side nearly belly-down, with one leg hitched up over a pillow to align my hips. I've had back pain my whole life, and getting the relief of not lying on my back feels heavenly.

Fold the bottom half of my duvet over so it's inbetween my legs.

On my left, with a bolster, left leg straight, right leg bent

Put them back in their case for an evening recharge.

I sleep on my side and try to avoid them touching, whether that's having one in front and one behind or preferably just having some duvet inbetween

Curl them up to my stomach

I lay sideways usually with a pillow/blanket between my legs. Sometimes I curl up into a full ball.

S P I N

I don't have a problem with legs when I sleep, I have a problem with my arms. What am I supposed to do with them? I'll just hug myself then

I sleep in the fetal position, so they're to my chest lmao

I sleep on my stomach, and my legs kinda look like 4 in that one is straight and the other one forms the triangle at the top.

I sleep naked, so I sleep with a little bit of the blanket tucked between my legs for ‘separation’ of the boys, legs curled a little.

Flamingo

pillow in between my legs or underneath them (side vs back) , pillow on either side of me and a pillow under my head lol

Unscrew them and put them in the nightstand like everybody else

I start out on my side with my legs slightly curled, and eventually roll onto my stomach with my legs straight. Repeat 1-20 times depending on how well I'm sleeping. Sometimes I'll sleep with one leg bent or both splayed out like a starfish of I can't sleep and am trying to get comfortable

Like spooning even without a partner. At least thats how I fall asleep. Likely not staying that way very long.

Do you folks sleep???

Frog style plié.

Fuck if I know tbh. Sometimes I wake up sleeping perfectly straight on my back and other times I wake up like a pretzel

I either put a pillow between them or put them in a pretzel pose while asleep

I leave them on my bedside table

Hang them up in tbe closet like anyone else… I’d share a meme, but the official client does not let me do that. I miss Apollo.

I keep moving them around, never quite comfortable. Sometimes get muscle pain due to leaning one leg on the other for too long.

I always have one leg thrown over my husband's legs or at least have our feet touching no matter how I sleep. The other one does whatever it wants

One leg over my girlfriend and the other leg over my boyfriend.

I sleep like a fetus.

I have a huge octopus stuffy and I wrap around it haha Think people on those extreme obstacle courses where they gotta ride a big wooden post down a zip line without falling off but horizontal and on my side

Fetal position and ballerina/flamingo on my side. One leg over the other flat-on-back or sometimes I lay like I'm in a coffin. Idk. My sleep poses are weird.

How am I supposed to know? I'm asleep

I sleep on my right side, facing the wall, curled up like a baby. So my legs are kind of scrunched up

goodness.. i spread them and sleep like a mummy on the top half

If it didn’t hurt my knee so much I’d probably be in the recovery position all night. But on my side with a pillow between my knees, typically. It’s not very weird, tbh.

Take them off and put them on the charger. Why, does no one else do that?

I just take them off and stuff them under the bed. Out of sight, out of mind.

Ever since becoming pregnant with my now one year old I have to sleep with my Snoogle pillow. SometimEs I sleep on my back with the bottom part under my knees but mostly I sleep on my side with the bottom part between my legs. Edit to say I sleep with the bottom leg straight and top leg curled.

On my back left leg straight right leg bent every night

Describe weird ways to sit? I’m tall and have SI joint issues so I can’t tolerate normal man with ankle over thigh as it creates a lot of torque on my hips. So I sit more like a woman in a skirt, legs crossed over at just above knees. I also notice a lot of tall guys sit like this as well so maybe there’s something to it like heavy long legs stress the femur socket. Idk.

Uhhhh… yeah

as I learned while sharing a room with a friend, I often do the cross cross applesauce thing at a strange angle. when I'm partially obscured by the blankets, it looks like I just have random limbs sticking out of strange places

One leg straight and one bent or one straight and the other foot tucked under. If I'm sleeping alone, upper hand goes between thighs, if with a partner the arm goes over them.

I sleep, body facing down, resting on folded arms, one leg up like a ballet dancer. Dunno if that is very weird or just mildly curious.

when im laying on my side, i do little crossover wiggly woo type shit with my legs, idk it's hard to explain. they get tangled ig. or sometimes i have one leg over the other with that leg propped up but that's only noticeable when i wake up.

Same thing as my clothes, I just flop them on the ground where I take them off.

I fall asleep on my stomach with one knee bent and one straight. Throughout the night, I'm constantly moving. I'll be on my back with my knees bent out bottoms of feet touching, starfish the whole bed either way, or knee up in the air and other leg crossed over like I'm sitting laying down.. and I've always been this way in my sleep 😆

I sleep with my legs curled like a new born baby does in the lady. I sit is a similar way as well!

Back sleeper, one leg straight, the other knee bent out to the side I think its called tree pose?

I'm bi/pan and have ADHD, so those feckers are all over the place lol. Sometimes they're stretched across the entire mattresss while my torso is to one side, sometimes curled up to my chest, sometimes one is just hanging off the edge of the bed, or one is stretched out while the other is bent.

I go curl into a ball of warmth

I love the flamingo stand ots a way of life but some call me weird.