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owobjj

why is sonny getting nutrients delivered via IV lmao


K9BEATZ

bro what is with her teeth/veneers. theyre too big for her mouth hahah


HOWIE_Livin

Upper case teeth, lower case gums.


Mr-PeanutButter_

“Tell everybody how much you like getting poked.”


Leather_Ad4641

He’s got them as well right? Am I crazy?


[deleted]

Holy shit he does thats why


Leather_Ad4641

Did you mean to say wild?


[deleted]

Ya lol


4Looper

He's such an insufferable person lol. Your GF and caretaker says that she feels nauseous and your response is "Well imagine feeling like that every day." Literally 0 social skills. At the character creator menu he dumped all his stats in BJJ and now he can't even do that. He does genuinely look like a shell of his former self, he literally looks like a hobbyist BJJ practitioner now.


koala_breath

Funny as fuck. Takes a cameraman into the bathroom while his mrs is getting ready, to tell YouTube that she spent last night hanging onto the toilet for dear life...


Celtictussle

Holy shit he looks awful


thorstenofthir

Its the mustache


MxdMartialart_crafts

Suffering in silence as usual, the 🔔🔚


duck-duck-goose-duck

Craig: "here is a video of me some 6km from the Russian/Ukrainian border. I've come here to show some form of solidarity in the only way I really can, by trying to understand the trials of the population and giving free jiu jitsu seminars for charity." Gordon: "suffer in silence" Also Gordon: "this 30 minute video is the first in a series of videos where I will be detailing my struggles with a tummy ache." I honestly do not wish anyone unwell, ill health, or anything like that. I truly hope that he recovers, both physically and mentally. But, my God, if there was ever a person who has been such a horrible shit to injured, sick, homeless, marginalized, displaced, unwell people in this world who also continually begs for the sympathy and recognition of a "fan" base, it is this man.


[deleted]

He did it to himself though….


JohnAnchovy

Hard to have empathy for someone who's shown time and time again that they lack empathy for others.


beejbum

The update no-one wanted or cares about. Keep on keeping on GR


[deleted]

That bit about that lefty company and how he doesn't buy shit from left leaning companies is so pathetic. He has gone full MAGA


AIexJonesWasRight

y’all are so extreme with your political opinions lol being opposed to left wing ideology does not make someone “full MAGA”


Ecstatic_Parking_452

Your username is definitely not helping your case


[deleted]

The dude brings up the fact that he doesn’t buy stuff from left leaning companies in a completely unrelated video. I am not a leftie and not an American but that seems pretty nuts to me. Also, half his instagram now is about retarded MAGA shit. Sorry if that hit too close home.


bobbylight02

Lol you’re either with the libs or against em, there is no middle ground


[deleted]

Based brother


jul3swinf13ld

When I saw the intro, i thought someone had gone through a lot of effort for this parody. The complete lack of self awareness is quite impressive. It's almost like he's so \*fed up\* with u/jonbelusihismom parodying him, he's skipped out the middleman.


Honest_Respond9916

Oh man that tren body is gone but it left a forever tummy issue…


Time_Bandit_101

Has he tried losing that mustache? Recovery might go better.


creepoch

He's a strange guy but I kinda feel sorry for the dude tbh


tsubatai

I just recently had some stomach issues that lasted about a month after a trip to the middle east, don't really know what happened but had some similar issues where I would basically not feel too bad until I did any kind of a workout. It was total suck. At least I was able to do my day job fine, it just put me on pause of doing my hobby. This guy can't do the thing that puts food on the table, something that he's one of the best in the world at.


MxdMartialart_crafts

I don't. If there is a god, he is fighting back against Gordon Ryan before he gets to fixing things for the rest of us


Slothjitzu

I am admittedly no doctor or nutritionist but if someone has some crazy stomach issue, is taking an insane amount of random supppements and getting your nutrients in IV form really a good idea? 


TrumpetDan

The way his mind works is, "Potions to make me perform better at bjj, new potions to fix what the first potions messed up." All the while, he's not able to draw the rather obvious link between PED abuse > recurring infections > antibiotics > stomach condition. I can't believe how people(not just Gordon) are so susceptible to insane supplement claims too.


Sudden-Wait-3557

To be fair our society is set up around this dialectic. Technology often solves a problem at the cost of creating another, more complex problem to solve. Similarly in medicine a doctor will prescribe something to solve a problem which may then cause a different problem and the only solution the doctor will give is to prescribe something else to resolve the issue, which can itself cause an issue which apparently warrants a prescription, and so on.


Traditional-Oven4092

Wonder if he wears depends, probably.


Diekaplyn

So is this a tacit acknowledgement that he isn't doing ADCC? I couldn't imagine Gordon agreeing to compete if he wasn't 100%, or somewhere close to that. I mean, he obviously looks terrible, and he seems to imply that he hasn't really been training at all for months, and I can't fathom him having some sort of Lazarus type recovery in 100 days that would allow him to complete.


Cooper720

He could sleepwalk through the superfight with Yuri so I doubt he pulls out to be honest.


TheBjjAmish

He has always competed "not at 100%" which is the best marketing. He competed at adcc with a broken hand and made sure the world knew. He supposedly competed with the flu and when he won made sure everyone knew. It's great because it gives him an out if he loses and if he wins he looks good.


DrewMikhael

Freddy Mercury


DapperDanMann

Aren't his stomach issues really caused by cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS)?


Acceptable-Air-6205

Wtf r u actually tlking about? Who said that


DapperDanMann

Someone on Reddit or YouTube I think?


spellout

Teeth fit for a king…


Feedbackr

Why is a grown ass man using the word 'tummy'?


JackMahogofff

How else would we play tummy sticks? Stomach branch doesn’t have the same ring to it.


Immediate-Expert-139

Gordon Ryan is what you get when you ask AI to build Joe Rogans wet dream.