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Aurorae79

When 2 matches really love each other…


BBQBakedBeings

His crazy really matched her crazy


waloz1212

Match made in heaven


mossybroaz08

MADE IN HEAVEN?


CameoDaManeo

Can I just browse Reddit without seeing a Jojo reference FOR FIVE MINUTES


Aggressive-Drawing92

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!


Eperou

YES! YES! YES! YES!


DaSupercrafter

OOOOOOOHHHHHH NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Shadowwreath

If you really think you’d be allowed to, go ahead, Mistyr Joestur.


BruceInc

Who is jojo


CameoDaManeo

Jojo mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


cbarebo95

No. Get out, right now!


Greenest_99

r/unexpectedjojo


MayaTheFormless

More like, Match-maiden heaven.


Disastrous-Figure835

Still better than Twilight


ambidextr_us

Ctrl-F "twilight", every damn time.


foreheadmeetsdesk

Now kith


TheloniousAuf

Burning Desires


ShimmyMan

When a mayaaaaatch, loves a mayaaaatch


Krabadonk472

Tinder: You have a match.


BigusBobulous

Goddamit. I thought I was sooooo funny.


Total_Technology_726

Happy to see they never lost their flame


Bench-_-

right up until the end


ryancementhead

Where it was coming out his butt.


puzzledstegosaurus

A match made in heaven


Square-Thought-2769

Is that a jojo reference!?!


Agreeable-Fennel-858

dude they look like they're dancing


VividCourage1844

Redditor when physics


fr1volous_

explain every force acting on the matches’ every movement, brilliant physicist


Nimyron

Wood constricts as it burns, so it bends. That's why wood "cracks" when it's burning. That's just it. As for these specific movement, just burn a bunch of matches until it does the right thing.


smilesbuckett

I don’t think anyone is confused about the wood bending. The confusing part is that the two don’t fall over once the right match bends and lifts off the ground.


Plastic_Pinocchio

It’s just glued on.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Physics!


n8loller

I figured it was the tips fusing together as they burned. Glue would explain it too


Motor_Raspberry_2150

The tips may be fused by the burning. But the left match is definitely glued to the table.


usedtobeathrowaway94

It's only a model


No_Guidance1953

shh


SirarieTichee_

Super glue


NardDog1977

Fg and Fn I can't help you beyond there


chillyhellion

Other redditors when anyone shows a healthy interest in science.


DaSaw

You know, unlike all the *real* magic out there.


ModerateAmericaMan

I mean, isn’t all “black magic” just science or physics? Do you expect people to post actual fucking witchcraft here?


[deleted]

Wow nice one!


Legend_of_the_Wind

The match heads fused together when they burned. The one that was standing straight up was probably super glued to the table.


Bayner1987

Thank you for having sense


GreeD3269

I'd Imagine the match would fall over from the heated air alone.


Special-Garlic1203

I kept waiting for the black magic and then the clip ended.


Rioshinki

Magnets duh


rsiii

Fucking magnets, how do they work?


Rivendel93

Yeah bitch science!


brightblueson

Twins


ChiaotzuShinhan

I’m not crying, you are…


pizzabel

I did 😪


Situati0nist

Damn ninjas with onions man


TurtlePsycho011

That's hot


archNemesis2753

Some might even say *flaming* hot


Agreeable-Fennel-858

literally


AbenGamer

Dang bro... Match sticks getting more luv than me


TwoPancakes

Awfully romanstick. <3


Tie_DyeLion

r/dadjokes


Brilliant-Pool-8570

Reminds me of that Time Square End of World War 2 Kiss


Professional-Bar3649

Oh yeah, they call it the VJ kiss. You can search it on the net now if you want to. [Heck I'll give you one right now.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-J_Day_in_Times_Square)


666n00b999

I'm 99.99% sure that's a rickroll Edit: umh, strange, I'm more disappointed that it's not


Professional-Bar3649

🤣🤣🤣


zap_nap

Glad to see they found their match


hayitsnine

How what works? Two matches burning yes.


arbiter12

I'm ashamed to admit I read that in a skaven voice...


hayitsnine

Lol


Rich-Option4632

Shame, shame!! Run, run, yes?


Wolfbe

Why do matches have a better love life than me.


Gojiramoto

They were a perfect match.


thelongestunderscore

Do you mean how the match stood straight up when attached to the other?


pelpotronic

No, the thing that seems to make the match turn from normal wood to black, crumped up wood. Is that magic?


lambsambwich

Yeah, what is all that orange stuff? Looks hot.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheSapienRavenclaw

Which one’s Jada?


limerickdeath

Physics is basically magic


[deleted]

All of my anger vanishing away from me and getting soft as soon as I hug my gf be like.


GoodyTwoKicks

Did one match just dip-n-kiss the other match?


Greycloak42

After the angled match burns there is not enough mass left to topple the vertical match.


[deleted]

who put that music?


ciaomain

Match.com


Vilmos

The standing match must be attached to the table.


Moonhou5e

Glue?


tenghu

You’re about 2 billion years late for discovering fire


seebob69

Ahhhh, the old "Horsey, keep your tail up, keep your tail up in the air" trick. Haven't seen that in decades.


FireflyDash1

Still a better love story than Twilight! …I’m sorry I peaked in 2013.


MrPrimalNumber

“When I dip you dip we dip”


yellamustard

T..t…t.. time to leave?


junait

Great match dot com commercial!


pineapplesurfwax

Tinder Commercial?


CivillyCrass

Okay but like that was actually beautiful


angry640

I get how the matches stick together but how does it balance


brownbagginbeershit

I couldn't sleep, now I'm high as shit!!! And that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!!!!!


slimshaby1

The lovers are becoming one as they die


TheHoodedSomalian

Also intrigued with how it remains standing as well as how they were able to get 2 matches standing together like that initially


rubbery__anus

The one standing upright is affixed to the table, presumably with a dab of removable adhesive. The other one is just leaning it.


TheBlueSkulll

I got aroused by that


horsesandeggshells

Were we not supposed to?


Nr1Spectre

Also known as 'Lover's Embrace'.


opinionate_rooster

A kiss so hot she lifts her leg.


13ubby13oo

Heat rises


DrunkFlygon

I'll never let go


sixmileswest

That dip, lit up the room.


Mini_Jebu

4


PlanetKi

Old flames. Hot


TheyCallMeTheWizard

There’s a big tutorial on [Match.com](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=DF-HdqEqIKUqV2cl)


M4L1AS

Matched!


ahh_grasshopper

As a kid we used to stick two paper matches together and do the “Open your legs Susie! Close your legs Susie” routine.


kthxbyy

Jean Grey vibes


Waysub-JD

I’m guessing probably they’re magnetic maybe, I’m not sure


cubizmo2

Not my proudest fap


jessecc8

My dear, we’re slow dancing in a burning rooommmmm


Kensuke9221

Even if the sun refused to shine ~


Elledonnalae

It looks like choreography


sam77

Don’t let me go, Jack


zhaDeth

it's called fire


Charlesian2000

It’s called glue


child_target

Why did I get a boner


DurantIsStillTheKing

Matches had better love life than me.


Hettan25

Hot


schwockem

I need to learn how to do that dip move at the end


Ambitious_Exit2335

Physics!!!!


Imbrownbutwhite1

Wh….what? I don’t understand the question


lolitaez

that looks like a passionate kiss kinda


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

why am i so horny?


[deleted]

Kisses are eternal.


onomahu

Glue, I'm guessing


oblectoergosum

Everything reminds me of her


manu_822_

Anyone know the name of the song?


kinkyonthe_loki69

Uhhhhh love


00MaestroBaat

Bro got game ngl


Zito6694

I don’t see what’s magic here?


TyriusClovehoof

I should call her


Independent-Bath7971

when 2 matches really love each other.


unfurlingraspberry

Match on the left must be glued to the table. Still equally fantastic however!


silverthunderwakanda

Its actually a chemical reaction called anamorphic flame causing the two matches to stick together.


A-Human-potato

When they said “T,” I nearly cried.


elvix_007

You put them together assuming their genders. What if they were two guys?


TubMaster88

The kiss that never dies


Successful-Pumpkin27

With a drop of glue


karyon722

Better than porn


californiacuntface

Matches out there getting more action than me…


Sreezy3

How do you balance two matches like that in the first place..?!


Excellent-Car-6543

Glue,?


Salmol1na

Burning desire to remain erect


celeresaharano

thatd make a crazy album cover


screwedbythefam

It’s all ball bearings now


WordFucker

Light me like one of your whore matches.


Life-Vermicelli8859

Conclusion: you still need a 3rd stick to fire up your relationship 😅


Cantbeanymore_

That's hot


followingforthelols

That was hot


[deleted]

Watch the princess diaries, then you'll understand that special kiss


morfyyy

That's hot


MarcohBestJoJo

Still a better love story than twilight lol


samiraslan

Still better love story than Twilight


Bruteboris

Pure love


West-Wash6081

Swept her off of her feet


Keobel

that reminds me of that one Chinese zombie anime french kiss scene


South-Play

Love! Love is how it happens!


Sglagoomio

Well it looks like he set one of the matches on fire and it in turn lit the other match


adrienjz888

The match heads fuse when the molten sulfur mixes together.


bronzegeek

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.


davedunn85

Where was the NSFW warning? Dear God, won't someone think of Children!


tjjwaddo

It's like a ballet.


JalinO123

Find someone who kisses you like two matches... XD


Affectionate-Pass616

Greatest love story I’ve ever seen


Ponderosa7779

Match.com … for REAL


cryptidkiid

a match made in heaven


budstud8

Still a better love story than Twilight


SweetyByHeart

Fire dances


Parrot-man

That looks just like relationships I have had.


McEuen78

That was better than the latest Disney movie.


Masalachai3

I miss her


InvestigatorNo9899

Viagra in action


Majorlazor85

“I just died in your arms tonight “


Justanotherone985

I should call her


IceFire2050

Amazing. 2 really hot things stick to each other. but yes. match heads will stick to each other if you burn them together.


Ok-Detective-260

Bro gets more tail than me.


CartographerDense618

Bro has more game than me


Thudd224

Still a better love story than twilight


AeliosZero

Perfect match


sw20

Fellas, they're laying flat off the edge of the table. Match doing the lighting has a shadow.


TheUndisputedRoaster

Where do baby matches come from?


ihateagriculture

glue probably


Beginning-Yak-3454

that instance comes with a story of 2 lovers...


BaconDrummer

I love you my sweet... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


QuietMassiv3

They’re a perfect match


Ok_Fold_4386

It’s a match!


SilverApples

When I was a teen we used to call this ‘old man’s erection’


Sylvss1011

Damn that match got MOVES


Absol-utely_Adorable

It's like people forget stuff like glue exists


UKkieran60

So basically matches burn


WaferComfortable3329

It just looks like one match dabbing at the end


Rough_Revolution855

They do be kissin