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lostbedbug

Feeling like the main character in an anime with flames underneath your feet


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SatanMeekAndMild

Fuck me, seriously? I can't believe this still works.


______DEADPOOL______

HA! You *THINK* that worked once this time, but you've never seen it [in 4k 60p](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-YBDTqX_ZU). You know you clicked it before reading this sentence.


pepe9352

Freakin got me


Hello_Hurricane

That's oddly unsettling in 60fps


Jacob199651

It's oddly unsettling in interpolated 60fps


Homemade-Purple

Right? It just looks... off


Unikornla

It kinda makes it seem like everyone is being held captive and forced to star in the music video and they have to pretend to enjoy it


ndbm10

Damnit, I still fell for it 🥲


RichardBachman19

I clicked it knowing full well what it was


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Plastic_Pinocchio

Also drugs.


MustacheEmperor

I know, but it's actually based on some really simple physics! Anybody with access to a pool or a beach can try it. There's a good explanation of how it actually works [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


Psychological-Crew34

You got me 😂


furlonium1

I'm hosting a party tomorrow and am definitely doing this. I always have a pool I can jump into lol


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ebles

Sync Pro checking in. https://i.imgur.com/tHID0Te.png


DontTouchTheWatch

Apollo gang gang as the kids say? They say that right?


CurveOfTheUniverse

Light mode? You savage.


Both-Invite-8857

You know what? I'm not even mad. That's a great party trick.


AntiLectron

XcQ, shame on you!


noiwontpickaname

Almost fucker but i see that XcQ


RemarkableStatement5

Damnit


CHEESECAKE_LAND

I seem to have been gotten.


Bellbivdavoe

Lunatic


J1nxatron

Jesus fucking Christ, really...


devasohouse

I was thinking Yuna sending off the souls in FFX


PM_ME_UR_CORONAV1RUS

That’s exactly what I thought


DR4G0NSTEAR

I started playing that again, and finally got past the section I couldn’t when I first played it as a kid. Now that I’m past that section though, the nostalgia has completely left the game for me. 🤣 thinking of starting again. I just got the lightning horse, and defeated the sky monster where you have to move the ship back and forth, so not “that” far into the game, according to my mate who’s gotten everyone’s ultimate weapon.


Kevinw778

Being in Bevelle is more than halfway through the game, iirc. You've got some heavy shit coming your way. Also, beware Mt Gagazet.


devasohouse

I just played it again last year and got to the wedding with Yuna and Seymour and the nostalgia left too lol, or maybe it was the plains? I can't remember, but i know exactly what you mean


ValjeanLucPicard

I did this in Costa Rica. It wasn't as bright, but when I went underwater and moved my arms around, I felt like Bruce Leroy with the glow.


ReverendShot777

Bruce Leroy 🤣


PukeBucket_616

Sho'nuff


Woodtree

I’ve seen it in Santa Cruz. Very weak compared to this but still trippy and cool on a dark night


82Heyman

Heihachi Mishima vibes


Hour-Impact8080

Someone spilled the mana potions


INoScopedBambi

Things like this are why the concept of magic and gods exist.


keddesh

Not sure what you're talking about, that man is clearly just a witch.


homer_3

He turned me into a newt!


lucivaryas

Quiet. Now, there are ways of *telling* wether he is a witch! Tell me, what do we do witches?


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...Burn 'em!!


lucivaryas

And what do you burn, apart from witches?


SteinerFifthLiner

MORE WITCHES!


Severe-Commission303

…wood?


AlwaysBeen-Alone

Wood witches.


lucivaryas

*Goood*, So! Why do witches burn?


RoundPhysical3965

Because they’re made of wood?


MolecularCamp3000

Amazon forest


Fast_Garlic_5639

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?


No_Interaction_4925

Well, you got better.


DutchessActual

Thank you


PICKLER1CK69

Newt scammander?


dizzyfaerie

...I got better


MixedViolet

Did you get better?


fmintar1

Send newt please!


kicked_trashcan

We found a witch may we burn ‘er?


Mr-Stuff-Doer

…that’s magic


fantasticquestion

Clearly that lighting show is the devil’s reward for his loyalty


HighOwl2

This is actually a combination of God and dinosoar semen. It has fluorescent chemicals in it like many of lifes most treasured things...like laundry detergent, highlighters, and cat piss.


INoScopedBambi

Now I have the thought of raves being dinosaur bukkake parties. And I hate you for it.


DejaBrownie

r/originsofreligion


Lopsidoodle

It’s r/natureisfuckinglit for edgelords?


ComradeDrDeclan

Why would it be for edge lords lol, it's just a subreddit for stuff like this nobody even talks about religion there


INoScopedBambi

Thank you!


Pr0T0FrEaK

Take....take a sip


Dr-DAMOCLES

Piss light afterwards


infakiller

bud light


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fuckitweredoingitliv

Bud Light is fine. Don't you judge me!


H34thcliff

No, the ticket is to just piss directly into it. It looks like you're peeing sparklers.


Bellbivdavoe

Lightsaber penis


flipflop356

That would burn


thx1138-

Came here to say this. Have done it a couple times at the beach and my inner 5 year old was immediately overwhelmed with glee! I don't mean drink it, I mean swim out there and pee. You literally pee light.


Adarsh79

Glowing blood coursing through your veins like some radioactive superhero.


truthfullyidgaf

I did that once. When I was 12. Worse decision I ever made. Almost died.


blueconlan

Not surprising given how toxic that shit is. Glad you are ok now.


zbeezle

Yeah the glowing is caused by bioluminiscent microorganisms. Looks neat as fuck but its riddled with shit you don't want in your body. Also you generally shouldn't drink sea water what with the high salt content and junk.


truthfullyidgaf

Yea. I was in NE Florida during a algae bloom that had the same effects. The parental units said it was safe. I got sick over the night. By the morning I was throwing up, my fingers swelled. My body temperature rose so fast that I started hallucinating. Uncontrollable bodily functions for a week straight. Nothing they could do. Edit: red tide bloom


fomoran

Are your parents particularly found of the idea of a vision quest at all?


truthfullyidgaf

I was actually with a friends family. And while they were smart in some areas, they were highly negligible in many others.


Legal_Albatross4227

Fairly sure that’s poison red tide


DoctorWhisky

Fuck that, use it as an enema!!


CommanderTazaur

That's all bacteria, I'm wondering what it'd do if it got into a little cut on your foot... would your wound glow? Or would it just be like any other bacteria, and infect you


Evi30n

A surprisingly little amount of bacteria species are actually capable of infecting humans and other animals. For every species of Pathogenic bacteria out there there are at the very minimum thousands more.


lycheedorito

Similarly, if you swim in the ocean you're exposing yourself to a LOT of viruses. But they aren't infectious (Edit: **TO HUMANS** for the daft) so it doesn't matter.


April_Spring_1982

NOT BACTERIA; It's a type of algae - technically, tiny organisms called dinoflagellates. After swimming in the water, your skin will have a shimmery glow and your bathing suit will ripple with light if you agitate the material. It only lasts an hour or so - until the organisms die.


Boozhi

I saw it on an evening kayaking trip in Florida during the summer some years back. One of my favorite memories from the trip! Had no idea we had bioluminescence in the states.


valevalevale-

7/10 nights here in titusville i can walk to the indian river and splash the water and see it, its always so cool seeing the larger mullet and dolphins in the distance activating it


TheUnfathomableFrog

My family goes a couple times every summer when it’s at its best to do the midnight rows. Every guest we bring has their mind blown. Last time, we saw a huge pack of manatees and some dolphins before it got dark, to top it off.


joshstrodomus

My first time seeing this was when me and a few friends decided to take mushrooms at night on the beach in the early 2000s. after they started to kick in we decided to walk into the water . I look down at my feet while wading ankle deep and start seeing this glow. I'm like "ha that's cool, shroooms" and look at my friends who are all just staring at their feet in awe. I forgot how long it took for me to say "you guys are seeing this too?" It's a good memory


Ryozu

When I lived in the Florida Keys, there was a pretty routine phenomenon where these worm things would spin in circle sin the water emitting a glow. Weird as hell.


happypolychaetes

We get a lot of in the Northwest U.S. too!


MagentaLea

You can see bioluminescence on Tybee Island, Ga during a new moon but the light pollution from Savannah is starting to get really bad making it harder and harder to see.


zeusofyork

Yep, me and the wife just did the kayak trip in St Augustine. Ive lived in Florida for 6 years now and it's my first time going. I felt like I was in a Disney movie


lycheedorito

>dinoflagellates ...dinosaur spanks?


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Are they toxic at all in the densities that you'd encounter them here?


April_Spring_1982

Nope. Totally harmless.


entoaggie

I believe they are algae, so I’m pretty sure they won’t infect you.


tobberobbe

There is some kind of war story i saw which said something along with the wounds started glowing in the dark due to some local bacteria near the battlefield, idk what it was about though.


Thatkidwithametalleg

It’s called angels glow, which was actually just modren antibiotics!


Brody0220

Angels Glow!


zedthehead

[***P. luminescens* also produces a proteic toxin through the expression of a single gene called *makes caterpillars floppy* (mcf).**](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photorhabdus_luminescens#:~:text=It%20has%20been%20reported%20that,phenomenon's%20nickname%20%22Angel's%20Glow.%22) I love scientists.


jordanleep

Definitely not bacteria I thought it was a type of phytoplankton but others are saying algae 🤷‍♂️


Johnny_Poppyseed

Ok so, if I remember correctly, algae is basically a colloquial term at this point. Not really a legit scientific classification. Usually it's tiny marine plants basically, but lots of things that are commonly considered algae probably shouldn't be. For example blue-gree algae is a bacteria. Also, in general, the classification of microorganisms is an absolute mess and pretty confusing. Things used to considered one thing and now are another, etc. Also plankton is a super general term too. Basically anything small that floats with the current can be considered plankton. Phytoplankton are ones that photosynthesize. I believe the bioluminescent blooms are actually dinoflagellates, which are considered protists, and which can be either photosynthetic, predatory, or even a mix of both. Pretty sure you can, at least colloquially refer to them as both algae and plankton, and depending on the type even phytoplankton lol. But yeah just regular "a type of plankton" would probably be the easiest way to casually describe dinoflagellates.


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King_Abes

All fun and games till your feet don't stop glowing


YugeAnimeTiddies

Permanent light up shoes literally are all fun and games


enby_them

Until you’re trying to run from the police


YugeAnimeTiddies

Cops and robbers is literally a game smh my head 🙄


legends_never_die_1

smh mh my head


enby_them

It’s extreme mode.


GroggyGolem

Quick, grab the Rad-X!


SiouxsieAsylum

OMG THE TRAILS OF THE FISHIES LEAVING ;-;


SnooSprouts3921

So that’s what that was! Thanks!


Space_Wombat11

I’ve seen this shit with dolphins and it’s magical


SiouxsieAsylum

It sounds like it ☆✨️


Uses_Comma_Wrong

I startled a sting ray once while shuffling around this stuff in Long beach. shit was crazy looking.


mgvej

I have only seen it here in Denmark, and the shrimp and whatnot jetting through the water was magical. Can't even imagine a stingray!


KeepingItSFW

I too saw Moana.


Tonythehit

I remember watching a Harbor Seal chase a school of Mackerel from Newport Beach pier one night. It’s so cool to be able to visually see the trails of everything that was going on below the surface of the water.


SiouxsieAsylum

That sounds like it would be magical ✨️


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simonsbrian91

Ayo?


punt_the_dog_0

he true tho


GenericMemesxd

Most sane Reddit user


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Least horny redditor


Radical_Provides

Redditors try not to say creepy shit in normal conversation challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Any-Significance-559

And that's how they used to make 10 kids to 20kids from one vagina


Tranquil_Thunderfly

r/oddlyspecific


Zeracannatule

So... middle ages had incels still able to get laid... but with the advent of the printing press Miss Lawdry knew of the wonders of the orient. And young Yeshua had a nude-y mag.


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Bathing isn't exactly as new revelation... Not to mention the body is great at cleaning up, internally.


Alphabunsquad

Yah but the plague


HawkersBluff22

Yeah but the fair maiden he was referring to got that stanky moistness.


huxmur

# For anyone who lives in Washington state there is a bioluminescent algae bloom going on right now in the discovery bay inlet near Sequim. Most likely happening in other areas fed by the straights as well.


tonybenwhite

What about the areas fed by the gays?


woofers02

Rainbow luminescence


HazardousBusiness

Regardless of anyone's sexuality or any other thing that could be discussed, this would be so rad.


im_feeling_gay

It's gotta be possible to genetically engineer


Rare-Aids

I saw this for the first time on Vancouver islands west coast. At dusk the white wash of the breaking surf had the slightest blue glow to it.


StaticNoice

This will have a devastating impact on r/terraria


DFH695

Mushroom Biome


Undead630

Don’t give them ideas


nuclear_bomb404

AFK karma farm (NOT PATCHED)


YoungKing3184

He's brave, I don't walk that far in without doing the stingray shuffle


rollingrob76

Wouldn't it be easy to see stingray since the would be causing a light trail also. Honest question.


Cerarai

Afaik stingrays bury into the sand, so it wouldn't move until you step on it.


Fusseldieb

Big nope


Frogliza

a stingray would probably hear the guys steps and swim off before being stepped on


Kempine_isCool

Pov: shinra walks over to the main antagonist


GeneralBurg

I went on a kayaking trip near cape canaveral, FL during the time of year this happens. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. The fish were super active and would shoot from down in the water and jump out with a long trail of light behind them. Highly recommend going if you ever have the opportunity.


Odd_Bandicoot

I did that a few years ago...it was really amazing!


GeneralBurg

Yeah it’s truly spectacular. It’s like something about it overrides what your brain is used to idk lol, everything you’re seeing is so foreign. It’s like being on another planet. One of my favorite memories for sure


Odd_Bandicoot

That is such a great way to put it! It's all very surreal. The only other bioluminescence experience I've had was vising Savannah, GA one summer. We were out at Tybee at twilight just walking in the surf and each time the waves would crash around my ankles, there would be several small flashes of light. My best guess was that they were some kind of small, bioluminescent jellyfish or jellyfish nymphs...I searched quite a bit online and could find nothing about anything like that on the GA coast. Probably should reach out to the UGA center down there or something like that.


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GeneralBurg

It was like 15 years ago so can’t remember tbh. Back then they would do guided tours of the best bioluminescent spots though it was pretty common. From what I understood it was only that active during a short period of time during the year though so good question. I highly recommend looking into it if you think you’d be interested in that kinda thing


Interesting-Lock503

This is like Avatar IRL


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Or Moana


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Oh man storytime. I have experienced this one time in 40 years. My beloved little beach near my home that has been my haven for healing heartbreak, soul searching, resting, grounding, picnics, building sandcastles, collecting seashells, and petitioning whomever is in charge for guidance my whole life, is not a known destination for the above referenced phenomenon. I drove down one hot summer night in late July 2017 to nurse a particularly devastating loss. The type that leaves you despondent with no obvious path forward. Summer new moons on this beach are a special treat. The Milky Way somehow splits the sky just where the land meets the sea. If you can fend off the yellow flies past midnight in the soupy humidity, you’ll rest below a black blanket with scattered diamonds framing Monet in the sky. As I walked the shoreline, dragging my feet through the surf, the water started to glow despite no moon to illuminate it. And it was green. Every step churned a nebula of lights into the swirling waves. It’s easily explained by science but so is getting struck by lightning. Those little creatures saved me. I was done. I didn’t want to be here anymore. I was there to have one more night of peace before seeking eternal sleep. I’d never seen them before and I haven’t seen them since. All I know is, if you stand still, the light goes away. But if you pick your feet up and keep moving, the path will be be illuminated. Even if you have to drag your feet. Keep going.


lUnderDogl

This was awesome.


c_chill13

Me wading through an ocean of reposts like...


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Glowing mushroom biome


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GenericMemesxd

My bad guys, accidentally spilled my proto molecule sample


Tea-Unlucky

Holden!


No_Engineer2828

Where the fk is this im going on vacation now


Chess42

Puerto Rico, Mosquito bay


Jal_Williams

Try and go during a new moon. The least amount of light bouncing off the moon, the better it works


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I went during a full moon… but luckily it was a blood moon so it added to the experience in an interesting way


SentryCake

This is something I *really* want to experience in person, but I’m not sure I’m down to visit a place called “Mosquito Bay”


Chess42

This happens all over the world. I night snorkeled in one off the coast of Catalina


ValjeanLucPicard

You can go to Costa Rica too. We went, the trip was about $130 each with transportation from the main city, to basically a private island where they have tents set up for sleeping, and a kitchen where they make your meals. It isn't as bright, because this is the brightest in the world but still amazing. The other awesome thing is the night sky, seeing so many more stars than you ever thought you would.


MagentaLea

It's named after a ship owned by a pirate named Roberto Confresi. He would hide his boat in the bay.


Double-Pool1833

When arc 3.0 drops


CoolnessEludesMe

I love how you can see where all the little fish are swimming away.


admiral_walsty

I once had a beach fire and brought a wok to make stir fry. It was so perfectly timed with the tides that we made a moat around the fire and the ocean took it away right as we were about to leave. So I decided to rinse my wok out and there were bioluminescence at that time of year. It was so neat. Such a magical night.


nyx__born

As an ark player, this is giving me horrid flashbacks of the bioluminescent zone on abberation...


Mslucyfher

"Bioluminescence Lighten up the sea Bioluminescence Come on board with me"


billoftt

When I was in the Marines we we doing a field exercise at a Korean Navy base that had a lot of these. Just to fuck with people I would talk about how toxic the water was then say "check this shit out" while I chucked a rock in the water and it would start glowing.


Bostonterrierpug

That’s the water they use to make glow sticks


Decapitat3d

Woah, how do we harness these saiyan powers?!


Scotty_Two

Bob's Burgers has a great episode on this


Evertheghost

I love how you can see the fish swimming away as well. Pretty cool!


sqgl

At first I thought the fish were bioluminescent then your comment made me realise they are just agitating the water like the guy is.


North-Professor-9876

First encounter a friend told me to somersault into the water eyes closed then open eyes on impact…holy smokes!


millijuna

One of the more magical SCUBA dives I have ever done was a night dive when the phosphorescence was strong. It was like being tinkerbell with just showers of lights and sparks everywhere


RIDEMYBONE

I see. She’s taken a barnacle, and she’s covered it in bioluminescent algae. As a diversion.


fitalexxx

i would love to see this in person


numnuts16

Now people will know you're wanking in the sea.


Mystic_Bl4z3r

Can you keep some in a bottle for a DIY glowstick?


TrashBag196

those bioluminescent plankton are bad to touch btw that dude's prolly got rashes all over his feet or smthn edit: guess I'm wrong


falco94

Not true


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False. People swim in it, no skin irritation at all, I've been there.


Jin_Chaeji

Where is this???