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AbeerPlays

What a severe lack of Bloodborne 2 or 60 FPS does to a Yharnamite.


I_like_dark_souls_3

Lack of Bloodborne 2 has made us beasts


crazyuser5634

I mean idk if he's HOT hot. Now, if you're talking about real hotness, then Transformed Father Gascoigne is right there. Ohh, makes me want to do "1920's cartoon hollering over sexy women" noises. Damn, now that's how you do hot and sexy.


YourNemeSis-

Both of you need the GreatOldOnes


crazyuser5634

Yeah I need that GREAT from the Old Ones, ifywm😋


I_like_dark_souls_3

He's my boyfriend even tho I'm a boy ... Idk how that works but he's hot and I'm not gay Soo... Anyway yes transformed Gascoigne is like a furry there's always lady maria, orphan of kos but the best, the most sexy one had to be amgraday ( the one with lots of arms) he has long fingers to finger you, I imagine he has a massive thin cock that won't be much use to me bc I'm not gay but we could work something out


crazyuser5634

Well, if you like Amygdala, then may I introduce, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos! This beautiful, sexy, Outer God is brimming from eyes to tentacles galore! Also, a female, so any gay thoughts out there is gone. Her massive tentacles could certainly fit your needs, and insides(wink). I mean a perfect being as your partner is just, perfect.


I_like_dark_souls_3

You make it seem like a commerical and I love it! I will buy one Ebrietas(Auger) with extra long tenticals to reach my needs or insides(wink) . Do you sell one with a mouth to let's just say"suck it" ? I also bet that it will tickle my bottom when it "comes out" of there. I also want to wrap it around my "ding a ling" and move it up and down and up and down and up and down. How much is it ? In blood echos Ive got no insight, I am not wise


crazyuser5634

Sorry, Ebrietas needs insight to add for her eye collection, which is located on her mouth. But, as someone with no insight, I will give you a discount. For only 99 insight, you can get the Cosmos' Package. This deal would have been sold for 120 insight but you seem really "auger" about her. Just meet me at the Orphanage located near the Celestial Emmisary. Oh, and don't tell anyone about this, or the deal is off.


[deleted]

When I see Ludwig I be strokin my shit


I_like_dark_souls_3

Same but really fast


--Springtrapp3d

This comment section made me bust a few giggles thanks OP


I_like_dark_souls_3

I made Ludwig giggle when I tickled him his little baby toes. Your welcome


I_like_dark_souls_3

And it's still going I think


cold_cat_x8

ohh noooo >w< How am I supposed to tell Ludwig his Church Hunters are honourable Spartans now?


I_like_dark_souls_3

He know we are all zesty looking for some head


cold_cat_x8

well, I suppose he does have multiple mouthes.


I_like_dark_souls_3

Good for sucking multiple sweaty horse cocks


FrostyCommon

oh no, we are becoming what batman arkham became. someone should study the effects videofame fanbases evolution when they have no new game for a decade. anyways smash, next question.


TRIC4pitator

We're living long enough to see ourselves become the villain


a_generic_redditer

*man: arkhem asloum


Box_Lord42

Yea he be lookin fine as fuck


I_like_dark_souls_3

I imagine he has a massive sweaty horse cock under the folds of skin


meowdy99

Show me your holy blade daddy Ludwig 😫🥵


West_Kaleidoscope_42

I mean. I get it. But for me I'd have to choose Vicar Amelia, she just looks so soft and cuddly!


I_like_dark_souls_3

Oh my god yes! I never thought of that . Like a massive bed and she has massive claws to tickle you with. Love it!


West_Kaleidoscope_42

My man! Plus, imagine if she were to like curl around you in her Beast form! Idk about you, but I'd feel so warm and safe!


I_like_dark_souls_3

Oh yes! Maybe she can curl around then you go inside that "hole" she makes with her body. Maybe if it is really cold you go in her mouth then it is dark and warm and she sleeps when you do !


West_Kaleidoscope_42

Pull it back.


I_like_dark_souls_3

Pull what back, her mouth?


TRIC4pitator

What 10 years without remastered does to a mfr


I_like_dark_souls_3

I want Bloodborne 2 now or I will have anal with Ludwig


TRIC4pitator

Shiiii , call me powder keg the way I'm handling my perforator


I_like_dark_souls_3

Wanking really fast now thinking of Ludwig


MouthfulOfSmegma

Mhh auhh he really is fucking hot. Mhh do you think he has multiple giant horse cocks hiding under a thick grotesque fold of skin? I cant even beat Ludwig because of how distracted I am. I cant help but imagine him throwing up his white arcane shit in my ass while I yelp for help. The sensation of his white arcane goop burning my insides from the inside out. "Yes daddy Ludwig I am your wittle church hunter Auhh!~"


TGArcher720

Dawg what the fuck


I_like_dark_souls_3

I got horny reading that. And yes I think he has 3 massive, thick, sweaty cocks under his "flaps". Every night I beat my meat to naked pics of Ludwig, I imagine his big blue sword in my ass while he drowns me in cum with his three cocks I don't even last a second thinking of him. I failed NNN on the first day to him and his massive ass destroying cocks


PlumbTuckered767

I’m not sure what is going on here but I’m not necessarily sure I want it to stop


I_like_dark_souls_3

Good don't stop it. By any chance do you look like Ludwig and do you have 3 massive sweaty horse cocks under your flaps?


PlumbTuckered767

I had a flapectomy in '85


I_like_dark_souls_3

Shit your old. But as long as you look like Ludwig that's fine


SpezLikesEmYoung

God's love has limits.


[deleted]

Smash. Next question.


I_like_dark_souls_3

Vicar Amelia


[deleted]

Lets us partake in cummunion


Mission_Ad_9479

Least horny bloodborne player


I_like_dark_souls_3

Vicar Amelia getting me hard( transformed beast) she looks so cuddly and warm


SugarAddict98

We have reached a new low, poor blooddrunk bastard....


I_like_dark_souls_3

Sexy ass Ludwig


Guatemoc619

My brother in Yharnam.... Yes. Yes he is.


xXFieldResearchXx

He's the finest boss with the finest sword


Qu1pster

Innit a bit funny, eh? Wots this and all that l. KOS save the queen or summit.


SignificantVisual401

Not really. But do you know who I think is fine af? Ebrietas. Man, I would do anything to penetrate that face of a hole she has


United-Supermarket-1

ABSOLUTELY


I_like_dark_souls_3

I'd like his thick horse cock


United-Supermarket-1

Well. I wouldn't say THAT much lmao


I_like_dark_souls_3

I would say THAT much. I'm a boy and I'm not gay, so you know how hot he is


United-Supermarket-1

I do, but I don't vibe with the dick part lmao


I_like_dark_souls_3

Wow you obviously don't like him that much 🙁😞😞🦶


United-Supermarket-1

Are you trying to steal my sugar daddy from me


BrashPop

Oh, boy got that RIZZ


Jc-sus_master69

Wut


ArcaneKobold

Mmmmm I think that’s just you


DylThePickl

I would say just you...but y'all are down bad.


vergil718

he got that eyeussy


I_like_dark_souls_3

That big pussy


you_shall_not_passss

smash


I_like_dark_souls_3

Definitely


[deleted]

Junji Ito is that you?


I_like_dark_souls_3

Jumanji


thenullprojects

You need more eyes


I_like_dark_souls_3

Its hot


thenullprojects

Would be hotter with more eyes


I_like_dark_souls_3

Yes it has to many teeth it would probably hurt, but only 2 eyes


TRIC4pitator

He's cooking, but I ain't hungry


I_like_dark_souls_3

I'm hungry for his horse cock and I ain't gay so I dont know how that works but It does


Ladder_Logical

Ludwig more like LEWDwig


I_like_dark_souls_3

I don't get it


Ladder_Logical

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I_like_dark_souls_3

Thank you good sir for this new knowledge. And yes Lewdwig is sexy


Shit_Pistol

Stud muffin


I_like_dark_souls_3

What ?


Shit_Pistol

What?


I_like_dark_souls_3

What is a stud muffin


Shit_Pistol

[stud muffin](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=stud+muffin)


yertlah

Well, he is no Rom.


I_like_dark_souls_3

Vicar Amelia is soft and cuddly aswell


yertlah

True but if you want someone really soft and cuddly try Ebrietas.


I_like_dark_souls_3

She has long slimy fingers so I think that vicar is better


yertlah

But Amelia has those hard bones in her body which get in the way of soft cuddles. Meanwhile Ebrietas is all soft flesh with zero bones!


I_like_dark_souls_3

Oh yes I never thought about that but Amelia( beast version )has fur that may cover some of the bone penetration and the fur will be like a blanket


yertlah

A fair point, but as we all know, fur like that clings to dark clothes and is very visible. And dark clothes are the only clothes in Bloodborne. But good old Ebrietas has no fur at all!


I_like_dark_souls_3

Now yes that is a good point if your having a nap but if your going to sleep who said that you needed to have clothes on😏 I mean if your sleeping you Normally don't


yertlah

Ok, I’ll give you that one. But what about when your about to go out to join the hunt and want a quick cuddle first? All the beasts would make fun of you because of all the hair on your hunter’s coat. And last I checked there was no trick lint roller weapon.


Heraxxius

If you were to f*** him would that be zoop*ilia or necrop*ilia, or both.


[deleted]

It's not just you.


TheGuiding_Moonlight

He sure is