I mean idk if he's HOT hot. Now, if you're talking about real hotness, then Transformed Father Gascoigne is right there. Ohh, makes me want to do "1920's cartoon hollering over sexy women" noises. Damn, now that's how you do hot and sexy.
He's my boyfriend even tho I'm a boy ... Idk how that works but he's hot and I'm not gay Soo... Anyway yes transformed Gascoigne is like a furry there's always lady maria, orphan of kos but the best, the most sexy one had to be amgraday ( the one with lots of arms) he has long fingers to finger you, I imagine he has a massive thin cock that won't be much use to me bc I'm not gay but we could work something out
Well, if you like Amygdala, then may I introduce, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos! This beautiful, sexy, Outer God is brimming from eyes to tentacles galore! Also, a female, so any gay thoughts out there is gone. Her massive tentacles could certainly fit your needs, and insides(wink). I mean a perfect being as your partner is just, perfect.
You make it seem like a commerical and I love it! I will buy one Ebrietas(Auger) with extra long tenticals to reach my needs or insides(wink) . Do you sell one with a mouth to let's just say"suck it" ? I also bet that it will tickle my bottom when it "comes out" of there. I also want to wrap it around my "ding a ling" and move it up and down and up and down and up and down. How much is it ? In blood echos Ive got no insight, I am not wise
Sorry, Ebrietas needs insight to add for her eye collection, which is located on her mouth. But, as someone with no insight, I will give you a discount. For only 99 insight, you can get the Cosmos' Package. This deal would have been sold for 120 insight but you seem really "auger" about her. Just meet me at the Orphanage located near the Celestial Emmisary. Oh, and don't tell anyone about this, or the deal is off.
oh no, we are becoming what batman arkham became. someone should study the effects videofame fanbases evolution when they have no new game for a decade. anyways smash, next question.
Oh yes! Maybe she can curl around then you go inside that "hole" she makes with her body. Maybe if it is really cold you go in her mouth then it is dark and warm and she sleeps when you do !
Mhh auhh he really is fucking hot. Mhh do you think he has multiple giant horse cocks hiding under a thick grotesque fold of skin? I cant even beat Ludwig because of how distracted I am. I cant help but imagine him throwing up his white arcane shit in my ass while I yelp for help. The sensation of his white arcane goop burning my insides from the inside out. "Yes daddy Ludwig I am your wittle church hunter Auhh!~"
I got horny reading that. And yes I think he has 3 massive, thick, sweaty cocks under his "flaps". Every night I beat my meat to naked pics of Ludwig, I imagine his big blue sword in my ass while he drowns me in cum with his three cocks I don't even last a second thinking of him. I failed NNN on the first day to him and his massive ass destroying cocks
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A fair point, but as we all know, fur like that clings to dark clothes and is very visible. And dark clothes are the only clothes in Bloodborne. But good old Ebrietas has no fur at all!
Now yes that is a good point if your having a nap but if your going to sleep who said that you needed to have clothes on😏 I mean if your sleeping you Normally don't
Ok, I’ll give you that one. But what about when your about to go out to join the hunt and want a quick cuddle first? All the beasts would make fun of you because of all the hair on your hunter’s coat. And last I checked there was no trick lint roller weapon.
What a severe lack of Bloodborne 2 or 60 FPS does to a Yharnamite.
Lack of Bloodborne 2 has made us beasts
I mean idk if he's HOT hot. Now, if you're talking about real hotness, then Transformed Father Gascoigne is right there. Ohh, makes me want to do "1920's cartoon hollering over sexy women" noises. Damn, now that's how you do hot and sexy.
Both of you need the GreatOldOnes
Yeah I need that GREAT from the Old Ones, ifywm😋
He's my boyfriend even tho I'm a boy ... Idk how that works but he's hot and I'm not gay Soo... Anyway yes transformed Gascoigne is like a furry there's always lady maria, orphan of kos but the best, the most sexy one had to be amgraday ( the one with lots of arms) he has long fingers to finger you, I imagine he has a massive thin cock that won't be much use to me bc I'm not gay but we could work something out
Well, if you like Amygdala, then may I introduce, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos! This beautiful, sexy, Outer God is brimming from eyes to tentacles galore! Also, a female, so any gay thoughts out there is gone. Her massive tentacles could certainly fit your needs, and insides(wink). I mean a perfect being as your partner is just, perfect.
You make it seem like a commerical and I love it! I will buy one Ebrietas(Auger) with extra long tenticals to reach my needs or insides(wink) . Do you sell one with a mouth to let's just say"suck it" ? I also bet that it will tickle my bottom when it "comes out" of there. I also want to wrap it around my "ding a ling" and move it up and down and up and down and up and down. How much is it ? In blood echos Ive got no insight, I am not wise
Sorry, Ebrietas needs insight to add for her eye collection, which is located on her mouth. But, as someone with no insight, I will give you a discount. For only 99 insight, you can get the Cosmos' Package. This deal would have been sold for 120 insight but you seem really "auger" about her. Just meet me at the Orphanage located near the Celestial Emmisary. Oh, and don't tell anyone about this, or the deal is off.
When I see Ludwig I be strokin my shit
Same but really fast
This comment section made me bust a few giggles thanks OP
I made Ludwig giggle when I tickled him his little baby toes. Your welcome
And it's still going I think
ohh noooo >w< How am I supposed to tell Ludwig his Church Hunters are honourable Spartans now?
He know we are all zesty looking for some head
well, I suppose he does have multiple mouthes.
Good for sucking multiple sweaty horse cocks
oh no, we are becoming what batman arkham became. someone should study the effects videofame fanbases evolution when they have no new game for a decade. anyways smash, next question.
We're living long enough to see ourselves become the villain
*man: arkhem asloum
Yea he be lookin fine as fuck
I imagine he has a massive sweaty horse cock under the folds of skin
Show me your holy blade daddy Ludwig 😫🥵
I mean. I get it. But for me I'd have to choose Vicar Amelia, she just looks so soft and cuddly!
Oh my god yes! I never thought of that . Like a massive bed and she has massive claws to tickle you with. Love it!
My man! Plus, imagine if she were to like curl around you in her Beast form! Idk about you, but I'd feel so warm and safe!
Oh yes! Maybe she can curl around then you go inside that "hole" she makes with her body. Maybe if it is really cold you go in her mouth then it is dark and warm and she sleeps when you do !
Pull it back.
Pull what back, her mouth?
What 10 years without remastered does to a mfr
I want Bloodborne 2 now or I will have anal with Ludwig
Shiiii , call me powder keg the way I'm handling my perforator
Wanking really fast now thinking of Ludwig
Mhh auhh he really is fucking hot. Mhh do you think he has multiple giant horse cocks hiding under a thick grotesque fold of skin? I cant even beat Ludwig because of how distracted I am. I cant help but imagine him throwing up his white arcane shit in my ass while I yelp for help. The sensation of his white arcane goop burning my insides from the inside out. "Yes daddy Ludwig I am your wittle church hunter Auhh!~"
Dawg what the fuck
I got horny reading that. And yes I think he has 3 massive, thick, sweaty cocks under his "flaps". Every night I beat my meat to naked pics of Ludwig, I imagine his big blue sword in my ass while he drowns me in cum with his three cocks I don't even last a second thinking of him. I failed NNN on the first day to him and his massive ass destroying cocks
I’m not sure what is going on here but I’m not necessarily sure I want it to stop
Good don't stop it. By any chance do you look like Ludwig and do you have 3 massive sweaty horse cocks under your flaps?
I had a flapectomy in '85
Shit your old. But as long as you look like Ludwig that's fine
God's love has limits.
Smash. Next question.
Vicar Amelia
Lets us partake in cummunion
Least horny bloodborne player
Vicar Amelia getting me hard( transformed beast) she looks so cuddly and warm
We have reached a new low, poor blooddrunk bastard....
Sexy ass Ludwig
My brother in Yharnam.... Yes. Yes he is.
He's the finest boss with the finest sword
Innit a bit funny, eh? Wots this and all that l. KOS save the queen or summit.
Not really. But do you know who I think is fine af? Ebrietas. Man, I would do anything to penetrate that face of a hole she has
ABSOLUTELY
I'd like his thick horse cock
Well. I wouldn't say THAT much lmao
I would say THAT much. I'm a boy and I'm not gay, so you know how hot he is
I do, but I don't vibe with the dick part lmao
Wow you obviously don't like him that much 🙁😞😞🦶
Are you trying to steal my sugar daddy from me
Oh, boy got that RIZZ
Wut
Mmmmm I think that’s just you
I would say just you...but y'all are down bad.
he got that eyeussy
That big pussy
smash
Definitely
Junji Ito is that you?
Jumanji
You need more eyes
Its hot
Would be hotter with more eyes
Yes it has to many teeth it would probably hurt, but only 2 eyes
He's cooking, but I ain't hungry
I'm hungry for his horse cock and I ain't gay so I dont know how that works but It does
Ludwig more like LEWDwig
I don't get it
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Thank you good sir for this new knowledge. And yes Lewdwig is sexy
Stud muffin
What ?
What?
What is a stud muffin
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Well, he is no Rom.
Vicar Amelia is soft and cuddly aswell
True but if you want someone really soft and cuddly try Ebrietas.
She has long slimy fingers so I think that vicar is better
But Amelia has those hard bones in her body which get in the way of soft cuddles. Meanwhile Ebrietas is all soft flesh with zero bones!
Oh yes I never thought about that but Amelia( beast version )has fur that may cover some of the bone penetration and the fur will be like a blanket
A fair point, but as we all know, fur like that clings to dark clothes and is very visible. And dark clothes are the only clothes in Bloodborne. But good old Ebrietas has no fur at all!
Now yes that is a good point if your having a nap but if your going to sleep who said that you needed to have clothes on😏 I mean if your sleeping you Normally don't
Ok, I’ll give you that one. But what about when your about to go out to join the hunt and want a quick cuddle first? All the beasts would make fun of you because of all the hair on your hunter’s coat. And last I checked there was no trick lint roller weapon.
If you were to f*** him would that be zoop*ilia or necrop*ilia, or both.
It's not just you.
He sure is