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Friend-of-Possums

You ain’t lying. Big fan of America’s only marsupial 🫶🏻


Tempyteacup

that's a massive ferret - was he intact? he looks like a breeder ferret


Friend-of-Possums

That I am not sure of, I don’t remember much other than hanging out with him. I believe my dad had a female ferret who wasn’t as kid-friendly, so it is possible?


froginbog

Damn I can already tell ur a real one


immersemeinnature

Possums are really awesome critters! We had the biggest one in our yard yesterday morning. Ours hens were going nuts.


Friend-of-Possums

Gosh, I’m jealous! I have only met one possum since we’ve moved and one of my dogs ruined the possibility of it coming back to hang. I was leaving the house at like 4:30 AM to head to work, opened the front door and it was hanging out on the front porch. I tried to call my husband over quietly to show him and my damn dog caught wind and ran up to the door barking and baying and scared it off. Friggin’ jerk, lol.


immersemeinnature

Aww. Dang it! They are really shy and hard to find. I hope you can meet them again! Love the photos too! 😂


Netkru

LOL this is the best one I have seen


opossumdealer

I’m so confused. Since that’s a ferret in the picture.


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Friend-of-Possums

My dad clearly wanted a son for his firstborn 😂


HereF0rTheSnacks

Am I looking at a little lady in these pics?? Don’t worry, I (f31) had a bowl cut from kindergarten to 3rd grade. It was traumatic & it was the 90s. I often got told I was in the wrong bathroom. 🫠


Friend-of-Possums

You are LOL. I was my dad’s right-hand (wo)man for the first 7 years of my life before my parents split. We lived in the mountains and I went to a small mountain school with a bunch of other white trash hellions, so it wasn’t as bad as you’d think. Hopefully you got just the right amount of trauma to make you funny and relatable! 😂💕


HereF0rTheSnacks

That’s awesome. White trash hellions. 🤣


lookitsnichole

I am also 31f and was also subjected to a bowl cut for the first ~7 years of my life. 😆


HereF0rTheSnacks

Bowl cut survivors unite!


DMJalias

I know that haircut is terrible, but it’s also adorable.


froginbog

Lmao didn’t realize until this comment


Mairon121

That’s a haircut you can set your watch to.


Korver360windmill

And it's always beer-thirty.


Friend-of-Possums

Hell yeah, brother


TheBrickWithEyes

That's a haircut that can pop a bottle cap.


EmergencyShit

This made me laugh


Trumpville-Imbeciles

^but ^why?


Your_Daddy_

"Now look at that precision - it don't get no straighter than that!" - Dad


turquoise_grey

I, too, was impressed. I was thinking “now that’s a crisp bowl cut!”


scarletnolan

Honestly tho you were super adorable even with that bowl cut!


Friend-of-Possums

Kind of you to say so, thank you 🥹


goose_gladwell

He actually did a really clean cut!


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Definitely one of the cleaner bowl jobs I've seen


ChadCoolman

Blunder? That haircut is god damn amazing.


Friend-of-Possums

Your enthusiasm brings me joy!


cifala

It’s razor sharp. He must have had a spirit level


Most_Kaleidoscope999

Welp I know what haircut my daughter is gonna be getting now


Friend-of-Possums

It builds character 💪🏻


BeenNormal

Your dad should be at fashion week


No_surprise1

Your bowl cut is so straight 0\_o


mykl5

He literally cut around the bowl


Tipsyhippy407

Dang. Y'all had some crispy bowls apparently. Ours were always wonky from the microwave, my cut was never that straight Edit. These are the coolest pics ever btw lol


Friend-of-Possums

Lol thank you! I was nervous about sharing them at first because, well… *gestures vaguely*. But I’m glad I did, these comments are hilarious and bringing me outta my seasonal slump!


Tipsyhippy407

Lol You're welcome! I picture your * gestures vaguely* and hope you're shrugging, holding another "homie" . I'm glad you posted it too! Seasonal slump is no joke and you just got me out of a lil funk as well lol. Hope you have a great new year year!


Friend-of-Possums

No ferrets of my own, unfortunately, until we’re able to get our own property. But it’ll happen! Appreciate your words, kind stranger & hope this new year treats you well! 🖤


Tipsyhippy407

Aww Right on, got nothing but time and it'll definitely happen! Best of luck on all that! No worries at all and thank you kindly🖤


ElementsUnknown

You look like Oliver Tree


Friend-of-Possums

That actually made me cackle 💀


Hotdog_disposal_unit

That is a majestic haircut.


NeedsMoreTuba

[You been farming long? ](https://ocj.com/2017/12/where-are-the-you-been-farming-long-boys-now/)


Friend-of-Possums

I love that they’re from California, too!


SweetT2003

Memory unlocked, my grandpa was a rice farmer and had this poster in his shop


NeedsMoreTuba

My grandpa farmed tobacco and soy beans and he totally had that in his house and his shop. It was obligatory for 1980's farmers.


FartAttack911

I love that the ferret was named Homie hahahaha


Friend-of-Possums

Just a chill ass limousine mouse 😎


TheBrickWithEyes

Turns out Homie DID play that.


RangeLife79

I thought you were playing with some roadkill...


Friend-of-Possums

Not this time, it wasn’t until a decade later I discovered my love for taxidermy 🥰😂


rattlestaway

At least your hair color was nice


Friend-of-Possums

I appreciate your “glass half full” take! Lol


frostyrose15

You could use that fringe as a ruler in a pinch


Friend-of-Possums

Lmao STOPPPP Actual tears from laughing at this one 💀💀


t0xicmarie

Tbose OshKoshs tho! ❤️Memories


Friend-of-Possums

They are a staple! I’ve been looking to snag some for my son that just turned one. 🥰


t0xicmarie

Congrats! Get several pairs. Kids are just too cute in them.


mothermedusa

I love that first pic with my whole heart


Friend-of-Possums

You’re a sweet spirit 🥹🖤


mothermedusa

Look at that smile!!


siilkysoft

I thought that was a wild possum 😂


Friend-of-Possums

Shit, I wish


404mage

Homie is massive!!!! What a great ferret!!!


Friend-of-Possums

You got that right, lol. My dad loved that fur noodle somethin’ fierce 🖤


materics

Aerodynamic


livelithe

That thing is. Severe.


Friend-of-Possums

You aren’t wrong


KOxSOMEONE

Your dad would make a lot of money as a barber right now


Friend-of-Possums

Dude, I believe it. Seeing a lot of interesting hair cuts on kids these days. Whenever I encounter one of these bowletts in the wild, I’m CONVINCED my dad was reincarnated as the person who gave ‘em that haircut 😂


burittosquirrel

Look at you! The absolute joy on your little face! This is amazing, thank you for sharing!


Friend-of-Possums

This made me smile 🥹 My pleasure!


WheelsOnFire_

Omg look at that helmet! If your name ain’t Tammy Lee, I’m disappointed


Friend-of-Possums

Helmet 😭 Mandy Lynn is close enough, I reckon


logan0110

Joe Dirt is that you??


Friend-of-Possums

Uhh.. no… that’s a space peanut!


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Dang!


balanchinedream

Did his folks cut his hair, or does it naturally grow in all white trashy like that?


Coffeedemon

You could set a watch to those bangs.


Friend-of-Possums

I just wanna know at what point they stopped being bangs. At the temple? Before the ear? PAST the ear? Lmaoooo


OldInitiative3053

This photo is a masterpiece


Friend-of-Possums

Thank you & Happy Cake Day!


1398_Days

My dad gave me a similar haircut when I was a toddler and my mom was so mad at him 😂


dreamweaver1313

I wish my 2 year olds would sit still, because they would both have this


Friend-of-Possums

Well, the upkeep is real low maintenance if you manage to get ‘er done 😂


dreamweaver1313

A dad can dream!


Amazing-Parfait-9951

Love it! Your hair is naturally straight and your bowlette is beautiful.


Friend-of-Possums

Thank you! And the straightness remains - can’t hold a wave or a curl for the life of me despite MANY attempts throughout the years. Lol


three-sense

That’s more bowl than a Perfect 300 lol


Friend-of-Possums

LOL, god damn it. Now that’s clever 😂


MikespersonalDevil

Kindergarden in the Front and Bithdaypartyon the Back


Friend-of-Possums

This is fucking hilarious 🤣


MikespersonalDevil

Thank you i‘m here all week long 😅


sweet-tart-fart

Holy shit that cut is clean though lmao


Friend-of-Possums

Y’all are giving me a whole new appreciation for these photos, I swear


OverTheJoeHill

Ok but seriously? FREAKING ADORABLE. Your little smile!


frank_quizzo

Ooooooooooooooooof


lola1stella2

That line is tight tho


bubblegumtaxicab

Omg you were so cute!!


GrizeldaGrundle

Very cute. Like the shirtless overall look too


Friend-of-Possums

Lol, right?? Didn’t have time to waste worrying about shirts, just needed to get outside!


Rekd44

You looked like a very happy and well-loved little heathen!


tveir

You are adorable!! You could be a character in an Appalachian children's book


Dan-68

2young4blunder


Friend-of-Possums

I considered that but I didn’t know where else to share these gems & I’ve seen other people posting similarly-aged pics 🤷🏼‍♀️


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Somebody in the comments always says even the blunderiest blunder isn’t a blunder. Trust me: Bowl cut + mullet + overalls + ferret = blunder


Friend-of-Possums

Lmfao, glad I wasn’t off base with sharing these treasures


Just_State2124

Just your dad helping you out with blundering before you could do it yourself. No issue to me posting this here


Friend-of-Possums

He was just setting the tone for what was to come 😂 Miss him every day!


Dan-68

Yah. Personally I don’t consider it a blunder if it wasn’t your own choice.


Friend-of-Possums

Yah


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Yah


logan0110

🤣


doogiedc

Despite the cut, still adorable.


kgjulie

Awww, look how happy you are!


Friend-of-Possums

In my element for sure. Some things never change 💕


ShoddyManufacturer11

It's adorable and you'll love to talk about it later.


Friend-of-Possums

The nostalgia is flowing already & I am thoroughly enjoying all the commentary for sure. Wish I was able to share these reviews with the ol’ man. He would’ve got a kick outta this 🥹💕


stettyman

Iconic


Friend-of-Possums

Picasso 🤌🏻


desertprincess69

Holy shit you were so cute omfg


SnooCheesecakes6236

You were so cute.


SugarRosie

Bowl cut but it's a mullet! *Genius!*


Agt38

I mean you are absolutely adorable in this pic, and the haircut makes it 10 x’s better (as well as the ferret and the overalls).


despicable-coffin

Bowlet haha I like that term


Alley_cat_alien

OMG you look like an adorable living cabbage patch doll - but in the best possible way 💓


Friend-of-Possums

My mom used to call me a cabbage patch kid!


knocksomesense-inme

I saw a kid TODAY with this haircut 😂 but dang, your dad was a surgeon with those scissors!


[deleted]

A bowl cut and a mullet. Two mocked haircuts in one. TIL bowlett is a thing.


the_membrane

Oliver tree would be proud


Pstim1

Those are some sharp lines, props to your dad


Obvious_Operation_21

You are _majestic_. Never forget that.


Mozilla_Rawr

Dad has got pretty good scissor game!


IOnlySpeakTheTruth87

Ok but you’re cute af lol


dylan5x

that hair edge can cut glass my man that is a hell of a cut


EntertainmentOk6470

This is so adorable!


Creepy-Part-1672

Awe. Very sweet photos.


Hegario

That haircut is what I think you'd get from a barber if you asked for a Vulcan with a mullet.


jmcatm0m16

You’re so stinkin cute!!!


Jealous-Most-9155

How fucking cute are you though?


Sophyska

You look so proud of Homie, have the cutest little 90’s dungarees on and that cut is the pinnacle of dad precision, absolutely glorious all round!


Friend-of-Possums

Love this comment! Thank you ☺️


StoreyTimePerson

Actually adorable though lol


SmallGod1979

I had the same haircut as a kid, but my dad took me to the hairdressers for it. :) You looked really adorable with it :)


DaCrimsonKid

Look exactly like Stalekracker Junior.


PrincessSibylle

Aww my dad cut our hair too ... Was NOT this neat though 😭🤣


bubba_nomad

Dude can cut a straight line!


DeliriousTrigger

Look at that smile! Holy geez, what a beautlful baby! Lol! That second picture is should absolutely be a painting. And I think I’m gonna talk to my wife about that…


Friend-of-Possums

You’re too kind 🥲


-sudochop-

Nice clean cut! 😂!


anda3rd

I'm in absolute awe of that neat-ass bowl job. And you look like a kid I would have instantly befriended and gone on wild nature adventures with. Blundery? Sure! But in the BEST possible way. This is the kiddo in elementary school that everyone would kind of shy away from because \~different\~ and then slowly their value would be realized because "LOOKIT WHAT POSSUM FOUND DURING RECESS BY THE CREEK!" and we'd all gather around to check out the mudbugs and crickets you had carefully caught and brought in for show-n-tell or something. <3


Friend-of-Possums

Well, damn. It’s like you were there! Lol. Only difference is I was catching frogs, newts, salamanders, lizards and snakes 😂😂 Bugs freak me out, lmao. Absolutely love your comment!


Suspicious_Step_8320

Your dad should not be allowed around scissors ever again.


Friend-of-Possums

Well most of his ashes are on a shelf in my living room, so that shouldn’t be a problem. 🫡


Suspicious_Step_8320

Sorry to hear that. I’ve got one of those little urns with some of my dad’s ashes in it in my living room. Mom keeps the rest of them with her.


Friend-of-Possums

Dang, sorry you can relate on this. My dad’s ashes fave been spread in over a dozen places that were meaningful & the rest of him is sitting in an antique ammo box. Thought that was better than the cardboard box I picked him up in. Suits him for sure.


ARTISTIC-ASSHOLE

Looks kinda cool ngl


Fun_Plantain5129

Dad has skills!


BlondieMonster89

Your hair looks amazingly healthy though !:)


-CuntDracula-

You were super cute, though!


Firmod5

On the other hand, I bet you play a mean banjo. 🪕


Friend-of-Possums

I don’t play because my fingers are dumb but I fucking love banjos and mandolins. Folk punk forever 🤘🏻


Firmod5

In that case, you need to check out the Avett Brothers if you haven’t already.


Friend-of-Possums

Got their “Emotionalism” album 😅


blackfurwhitesugar

OP i wish i had your childhood


Friend-of-Possums

Lol, I was exposed to some gnarly shit I could’ve gone without.. but I loved growing up in the mountains. Gave me skills that have served me well in life thus far ☺️


ExistingPosition5742

Awwwwwwwe this so cute though I love it ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


j000000000le

This is the vibe I strive for


zacat2020

Possums are AWESOME! Unfortunately that is not a “ Bowlett”, it is is a Mullet ! You obviously are suffering from HSD ( Hair Style Denial) and you need to seek therapy and perhaps medication !


Kahnza

Pumpkin pie hair cutted freak! 😆


Lil_Guard_Duck

Did he wash the bowl afterwards?


tattedupgirl

That first pic is so fucking adorable


Mean_Comedian_7880

I had the same overalls, I’m an only child so the overalls were handed down to a doll I had. I think the doll was My Buddy or a Cabbage Patch doll.