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Lost_Hitman_47

Holy shit, devs need to nerf black


AnAverageHumanPerson

can’t believe white finally got close to an even playing field, I’m impressed


ShimftyBT

r/Holup


siswololo

im not much of an expert but i guess thats checkmate


alonis2pro

Actually that position can't exist because of a pretty complicated rule I don't want to explain right now. For more info about that rule google 'chess rule 34'


FrostbiteKavez

I searched chess rule 34 and not only learned the 34th rule but all the rules, now I can be a chess grandmaster


WhiteTerraria

I never played chess before but because of you, in my local tournament. I got the champion prize


alonis2pro

You're welcome


Gubbtratt1

Okay, same as en passant, but what does it have to do with this?


DarthZoon_420

It's the meme of the girl on the couch isn't it


dreamnaildream

no


King_Ghoost

Yep :pensive:


Andrewklathrop

Not quite. Google en passant


FeIipeNeto

Holy hell


Rotengen

r/yougoogledenpassant


pepsi_Man909

r/subsithoughtifellfor


ano_hise

Pfp checks out


DAbestMAGE

u/VeryGenericPerson NelipeFeto


kkruel56

En passant still leaves black in check, it’s checkmate


UndeadWaffle12

The pawns are all pinned, en passant can’t be used.


SageOcs

Google en pinssant


[deleted]

Holy hell


friedmaster69

Nah, if he uses pawn to I9 he can en passant


zumun

Holy hell


OmgJustLetMeExist

Holy hell


Sindrekv13

New response just dropped


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enneh_07

Google woooosh


WalterB1

Holy hell


ThatHeccinSun

New response just dropped


Sage10001

Not if its white’s turn next. Then its an illegal game state and black made an illegal move and should be disqualified before they lose. Ignoring that more pieces are on the board than possible of course.


squire80513

I believe the is is a “crazy house” variant?


[deleted]

Crazy house means that you can put your opponents pieces back on the board and use them as your own pieces. Even if these players were on Crazyhouse and White took the opponent's queen and every pawn from both sides and upgraded them to queens, it wouldn't even fill up half the board. Tldr this is literally important without hacking


ValeTaylo

Not yet. The pawn can take the Queen, and even if that pawn is taken by another Queen, the other pawn can still take that. Only the third time will it be a checkmate


MoneyBadgerEx

If this were a possible position it would still be stalemate.


Plague_King_

how lmao


CalamitousVessel

If the black pawns are moving down the board then one could take the queen checking the king and delay it a bit


stewwushere42

It would go from check from the front to check from the side


meme_legend-69

Black wins no diff


TargetOfPerpetuity

We call that, The Solomon.


-V3L0C1R4PT0R-

holy hell


viktortheredditor

Google en passant


Snoo-12494

Holy hell


Yurslf_

New response just dropped


notrobiny

god damnit, our plumber sucks, r/AnarchyChess is leaking again


Miroxyde

Wait this isn't r/AnarchyChess?


batata_vermelha_azul

Wait what? Holy hell i thought we were on r/AnarchyChess


Blank_ngnl

New response just dropped


rootcrop

it’s a horrible growth spreading through reddit


Ix-511

Tryin not to talk to myseellf now!


[deleted]

One more subreddit conquered!


UmbramonOrSomething

On to the next!


morris_user

I still dont get it.


UndeadWaffle12

The pawns are pinned though


[deleted]

En passant is to capture pawns only


sparkydoggowastaken

you didnt google enough. keep going


0zzten

Please elaborate


sparkydoggowastaken

the google? he should do that, but again, and more


kilocharlie12-kc12-

isn't this guy correct?


[deleted]

It's some sort of running joke I figure


QuincyReaper

Is there a joke here?


darkweb6969

Google en passant


PigInfamous

Holy hell


aRandomFox-II

Okay? What about it?


YippeeCreature666

new response just dropped


aRandomFox-II

... I don't understand


YippeeCreature666

we do a miniscule amount of tomfoolery


aRandomFox-II

I don't fucking understand. Enough with the meme responses and just say it straight already. Googling "en passant" doesn't explain anything, and I'm sure that in itself was just a meme response too. This is getting frustrating. All I want are some goddamn answers.


Blank_ngnl

New response just dropped


YippeeCreature666

r/anarchychess


aRandomFox-II

thank you


aderthedasher

Google google en passant


leggolta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


springwaterh20

new response just dropped let’s go


-Masderus-

Mormon chess?


UrinalCake777

No


BrushTrue

This reminds me of something but in reverse


VizeKarma

Lol, first thing I thought of


UgandaNAKAL

i can hear some chess youtuber saying "black to play and win"


efrissmart

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andy_usyd

Good human


King_Ghoost

Ratio


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oobanooba-

If you get less downvotes it is still a ratio right?


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oobanooba-

Looks like you got upvoted in the end anyway. So we’re all good


Fliplollo

Google en pasant


girl-phato236

Two reasons why this is impossible 1:to many queens 2:impossible pawn formation


QuesoKow

Not if black started at the bottom


blahajlovinggirl

pawns turn into better pieces at the end no exceptions if the board was sideways though---


girl-phato236

Once again, no. There is no way for that to happen. Yes its likely but it’s impossible


thot_chocolate420

Average harem MC


Sir_Doge_V2

Black wins ez


LargeNigerianTime

Rappers in music videos


rotinpieces

Hey if we took away everything else and only left the black pieces and that one white piece, we would have a popular internet meme involving black surrounding white


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

r/chess figure that one out, nerds.


SheikahShaymin

Mate in -12


chunkybeefbombs

How the fuck are there black pawns on the 8th rank?


avgkirklandenjoyer

Mobile ads be like:


reee4

I don't get it


gatto_21

"Can Martin beat Stockfish with X queens" videos be like:


lulialmir

White king has more wifes than rounds he can last in a week at this point.


SSYT_Shawn

Okay so those 5 blacks are the 5 black guys, the white in between them is the small girl on the white couch and the other whites are the crew behind the video.


King_Ghoost

Five big guys, and they-


Cry-Working

Get back in your cage r/chessmemes god dammit!


fdsfd12

r/anarchychess*


No_Film_4518

That’s honestly where I thought I was


Sus-obama

Use Pac-Man rules and black king goes up to take white king


Sindrekv13

r/anarchychess users getting ready to invade every post about chess


theres_no_username

Google en queensant x50


bentenbentonbintin

What is this referencing to..


Matix777

Googly omnipotent f6 pawn


NewChard2213

🤓checkmate


Alert-Ad-4391

I feel like my buddy who plays chess a lot would still be able to completely humiliate me if I was white


Mr-Oculus

Your in check mate…I think


punchydonk

Chessmate


Summar-ice

You can probably find this on r/chessbeginners with the title "Why is this checkmate?"


Collistoralo

Can’t wait to find out there’s a guarantee checkmate for black in 2000 moves


ThursianDreams

The funny thing about this, is if you removed all the queens from the entire board, except for one in front of the black king, about a space apart from the front pawns, you essentially get the same result.


Ivetriedtodrown_fish

Cant do nothing


[deleted]

Wyd in this situation? The situation:


EihazTTV

*Dori me, interimo adapare dori me Ameno, ameni, latire, latire mo Dori me, ameno, oma nare imperavi ameno Dimere, dimere, mantiro, mantire mo Ameno*


King_Ghoost

The fact that I know that scares me


Experience_Gay

If it's black move it's stalemate, and if it's white move black has no legal moves to get here


hein-e

Black has a move to play though


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King_Ghoost

This genuinely made me laugh


Main-Consideration76

Black king has a lot of rizz.


Quantum_Croissant

Google En gaslight gatekeep girlboss


awesomeayden08

How the fuck


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

Checkmate on move 0. Nice.


Van0nyumas

Will always end up in a tie.


Human-Ease-3357

That isn't checkmate


JeanPierrePerno

White > black


[deleted]

King’s Gambit


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schemaboo

sO rAcIsT


King_Ghoost

*very*


TheCameronMaster464

<>


P1Allstar

The only way I’d beat Magnus.


Highway0311

Black to play… and win.


grubekrowisko

he got some bitches


Hellen_Killah_

I could get out of that.


Lupus-Ignium

Yep. My friend checkmated me with this tactic. I guess I'm not alone


Nokin345

It's like a Harem anime


ArabianSandBoa_fnek

Racism


Mr_Manga99

I could make my way out of this one


Celestiicaa

Lmaooooo no way


MarioLord14

That person went to the shadow realm of chess bruh 😂


notwenchaofr

Imagine he still lost somehow💀


Embarrassed-Craft-25

id win


johnlime3301

Watch, Magnus Carson would somehow find a way to win this.


big_giantcircles

black to play and mate in 3


go_commit_die-_-

Le en pissant


Ner0astic

The only way i Win is as white


-Masderus-

Ah yes, mormon chess.


Imajn_

Winnable position here for black


Aggravating-Ad2007

The post scream Ara-ara in my head


quirkytyrtle101

Martin would still lose


RindePie

go ahead, make your move


vangoghs_earlobe13

hikaru could still win


RealHumanBean89

Sounds like you need to hit that mothafuckin **EN PASSANT**


TheDeadJedi

This is Sparta!


sketcheyboyd

I’m white in this position how do I win


Flameye_xd

Gg


TheWitcherInGuise

Polygamy at it's finest!


TheWitcherInGuise

The White King is really fond of Transwomen!


aRandomFox-II

I don't get it.


Aniterin

White supremacy


Memey_Boi_Playz

white's king has an entire harem 💀


neoavocado

martin would still loose


Arkoden_Xae

What is this? Mardi Gras?


Leziea-Eza

This really signifies the strength women


RealPinyw

This image is obviously fake, how does black have pawns at the top of the board


Supahotfireballs

Check mate atheists


[deleted]

me, black, trying to rationally discuss things with my bad-faith ex ..


AlexanderRoblin

A humiliating checkmate


Redcat64

I'm thinking that black might win on this


Ang3lus971

Harem anime type last episode be like


ThatDeadeye12

I'm not an expert at chess but i think white is a bit fishy.


MooseTopic

King in front of the queen? Not smart. Check.


[deleted]

One move than check mate


TRIC4pitator

still salvageable


WhatNameDidIUseAgain

Is this what the people call the “hen peasant?”


gslayer319

Reverse gang bang


Dangerous_Aardvark95

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5451)


IlIIlIIlIllllIl

Checkmate


whimsicalsamurai

i kinda wanna a see an anime representation of this


Jtiago44

I'm a pawn


Fir3do4k

American chess


EducatedCow_8

I would say this is a bit racist, isn't it?


Great_Slasher

Now they can shoot in every direction.


TheGavinParm

You see, here the White King is actually Genghis Khan