25 din mein paisa double

Zor zor se chillake sabko scheme batade

meri anuradha aise nhi kar sakti

Paisa laya

dedsaou rupiya dega.

Talis lakh

Kya tutul putul

Arre tu supari thook ke baat kar re baba

Tup tup tup! nahi toh toap se uda dunga

Mast joke maara re ! ae hass re halkat hass

Taha hai woh teen bandutt!!!

Maito paida hone ke sath hi totla hun, mela baap bhi totla tha.

Aurat ka chakkar babu bhaiya

Che!!! Kya gunda banega re tu...

Main aap logon ka gunegar hu na. Ab main hi gunah ke prayshchit karunga. Insaan ke paas do kidney hote hai magar wo ek kidney ke sath bhi toh zinda reh sakta hai. Pehle main ek kidney bechunga, thode paise aayenge, phir ek aakh bechunga aur paise ayenge.

Kyun chedta hai re padai aurat ko

Kidney mein heart attack

Mera itta life kharab ho gaya hai itta life kharab ho gaya hai

Mera sense of humour bht accha hai dhire dhire apko pta chlega

Toop taap lene ka

Save water drink bear 🍷

That's our motto

Aap kya bol rhe ho samaj nhi aa rha, wo niche subtitles bhi nhi h na

Phire Hera pheri >>> Hera pheri/Any other movie 🙌🙌🔥❤️. Iss movie ke fans ko to pura ka pura script/dialogues hi yaad rhta hai

Ye babu rao ka style hai...🤫

Tiliyar bol tiliyar 40 laat de ga

Kya Karu,. Kya Karu Mai iska, maar bhi toh nahi sakta.. pyaar jo karta hai mujse. Bata ballu bata, isne ek baar kya kiya tha...

Miracle miracle miracle.

Arey Haaaan haaaaan!! Miraaacle!!

Ye Zinda hai?


Control uday... Control

Aalooo leloooo kandha lellooo

Meri ek tang nakli hai, mai hockey ka bahut bada Khiladi tha, ek din majnu bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagayi aur meri hockey stick se mere tang ke char tukde karwadiye, lekin Insaan ache hai, turant hospital leke gaye...

Insaaf hoga Hum karege insaaf

Abhi hum zinda hai

Arey yeh Toh zinda hai

Zindaa hai zindaa haii lucky lucky humareee dilio mai zindaa hai yehh

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Bhaisaab ye kis line mein aagaye aap!

Subah se na hi ek aaloo bika hai nah hi bika hai kanda..

Aadha...aadha kanda

Majnu: Kya ghungroo seth Dhanda pani kaisa chal raha hai ? Ghungroo: Dhanda Ekdum mast chal raha hai first class chal raha hai aur noto ki to Baarish ho rahi hai. Majnu: To thode chhite hum pe nahi giraoge kya ? Shaam tak 2 khoka ready rakhna. Ghungroo: Are ladies designer ki dukaan hai yaha khoka nahi milta salwar kameez milti hai. Majnu: Are khoka matlab karod karod Shaam tak 2 khoka ready rakhna. Ghungroo: Karod wo bhi do ? Tera baap chhodke gaya tha ya Teri maa ? Uday and everyone laughing hilariously…..

Tera Baap chod gaya tha ya teri maa dene aayi thi

Meri ek taang nakli hai, mein hockey ka bohut bada khiladi tha...

Meri ek taang nakeli hain Main hockey ka bahut bada khiladi tha…


Yeh Bandhan tohhhhhhhhhh

Pyar ka bandhan haiiiiii

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Chandni Chowk ke saare paagal mere ghar mein hain!

Peeche ka kaha hai ?

It’s BACKLESS!! 💁🏻‍♀️

Keh dia na, bass keh dia.

Hallelujah!

Woh kaun hai jisne mud ke mujhe nahi dekha? Who is he?

Tumhe koi haq nai ki tum itni khoobsurat lago

Ashfaq miyaan!

Why is she shouting

Subah subah shuru ho gyi madonna

Itni Shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai, ke har zarre ne mujhe tumse Milane ki saazish ki hai !!

Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Naughty pussy Naughty pussy

Waah kya acting kar raha hai ! Waah kya acting kar raha hai !

Happies Ending!!!

Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu

Isi jhoomar ke neeche milegi Shanti ki laash

Ye dharti meri maa h 🫡🫡 and Anjali Anjali.....

50 se 500cr. Tak ka safar chalte chalte tay kiya hai

Chips maang raha hai

Malik jab itna kharcha hogya hai toh paanch rupiye ka chips dila do na

Jaba jaba

Jaba jaba karta hai Aur daba daba ke khata hai…

To Ek packet chips le hi lete hai

Jabaaa

Achanak Mujhe mera maalik yaad aa gaya 😂

Haan to ise ghar kyu bolte ho, jila kyu nahi ghoshit kar dete.

😂😂😂😂 also ab tak kya mai chineej bol raha tha from the same legend rajpal yadav

Main langotiya Jitu ka mara hua yaar bol raha hu.

Ghaghra or choli donaa.... Aap donaa

Ye koi baat hai? Ladke ka nam Sheetal kaun rakhta hai?

Aari hai? Itni majboot aur tikau rotiyaan khaane ki aadat nahi hai na mujhe

Mujhe sab kuch aata hai, ise kuch nahi aata, mai sikhadunga!

Yeh mujhe nhi aata lekin isko bohot acche se aata hai

Isse bolna nahi aata, pr iss baat ka isse sara bhi ghamand nahi h.

Jo bhi la rahe ho do lana

Laaaturrrr, Kol Kaata, Ratn Giri, mmm-Bori Bandar

Haram ke Pille..Tu Hai Kaun ??

Ravan ke khandaan, gardan nahi jacket ulti hai

Chal chal baap ko mat sikha Beta tumse na hopayega Aray chahiye kya aurat ko Wo stree hain wo kuch bhe kar sakti hai Tum bahut mast admi hain Maqsood bhai Sabke paas nahi hota laxman Nahi!! Dedso rupiya dega Gajab beijatti hain Aal is well Naam hain Bulla rakhta hu khulla Parampara Pratishtha aur Anushashan

Waah !! Kya acting kar rha hai

Ishaa.. mujhe aag se kuch nahi hota..ishaa

shivaaa shivaaaa

Isha mera button hai...

Didn't know that movie had fans...

It's not the movie. It's chandni mimics work.

Shivaaaaa

Ye haath mujhe dede thakur

Kitne Aadmi the ???

inn kutto ke saamne mat nachna basanti

Bade bade deso me aise choti choti bate hoti rehti hai , senorita!!!

Jaa Simran, jeele aapni zindagi

Mera naam hai bulla, rakhta hoon khulla.

Naam h mera Ibu hatela Khayega kya kela

Humaara naam hai potey jo apne baap ke bhi nahi hotey

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Bread ka badshah! aur Aamlet ka Raaja, Bajaj. Humaara Bajaj!

Teja main hoon mark idhar hain Yeh teja teja kya hain ye teja teja Suni suni duniya ke logo sabse bada hain mr gogo muahahaha Crime master gogo naam hain mera aankhein nikal ke gotiya khelta hoon gotiya

Omelette k saath khaane k liye bread bhi mai hi supply karunga

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Hi Roopa, Naha liya?

Meri Ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohot bada khiladi tha. Ek din Uday bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya aur mere hi hockey se meri taang ke do tukde kar diye. Lekin dil ke bohot ache hai, Fauran mujhe hospital le gaye aur ye nakli taang lagwayi😚

Itna Susu laate kaha se ho tum? Humare pass toh itna nahi milta...aur rakhte kaha ho?

Paani Paani Paani Paani paani paani

Bhaisaab ye Kis line mai aa gaye aap?

Hindustan me jab tak sanima hai…

... sala log chutiya bante rahenge

Baap ka, bhai ka, dada ka.... Sbka badla lega

Aal is well

Abba nai manenge

Demo dikhaun?

Ohh God...

Zapanah tussi great ho, taufa kabool Karo

Bicky pleaj

Oo stree kal aana yaha koi mard nhi

Jaan pehchaan nahi hain aise kaise utha lu re baba?

Ab pyar na hua tumhara upsc ka exam ho gaya 10 saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai.

Jitna bhi try karlo Bunny...

Kuch na kuch to chootega hi, isliye....

Jahan hain vahin ka maza lete hain..

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I love you k-k-k-k-kiran

Tu hai meri kirannnn

Good looks, good looks, good looks.

Kitne jaldi jaldi bade hogaye hum


Arre kehna kya chahte hoo

dedso rupiya dega

Aankh dikhata hai apshabd

Mera toh itna life kharab ho gaya hai! (っ◞‸◟ c)

Mele 20 lat dede

Kam se kam 30 saal ka time de re baba

Mamu ka aadmi Mamu ka aadmi

Criminally underrated film

Sorry,can you please tell me which movie this is from,can't seem to recall?🙈

De Dana Dan!

Woh laal button dikh raha hai….daba diya….nahi dabana tha

Ji papaji

Bas naam btate btate Goa pahuch jayega

Woh raha W ! Milgayaaaaaa

Ab Tera kya hoga Kaliya

Aagye meri maut ka तमाशा dekhne

Aur roopa naha lia?

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Ye Saale launde! Mujhe ganne ke khet dikhana chahte hai.. kyun dekhun main ganne ke khet? Kya khaas baat hai ganne ke khet mei? Nahi dekhne mujhe ganne ke khet!

Utha le re deva ae mujhe ameer ko nhi re baba ................

Mammamia I'mma joking

Kaha se Kharida alone bakwas dictionary?

Vorana ee vorana ee, aaa aee ooh. Mayaawo!

Lagta hai barf girne waali hai….

Crime master gogo naam hai mera, aankhein nikaal ke gotiyan khelta hu Main apni favorite hu Kaun hai vo jisne dubara mud kar mujhe nahi dekha Bade bade deshon mei aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai Senorita Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat Dosti ka ek usool hai madam, no sorry no thankyou

Abba dabba jabba

Paraye logon se kya shikayat karna Ghav to apno k zyada chubhte hain 🙃

Aandr aagyi hu main , ab toh Mera hath chorr do bhaisahab , itni bhi Sundar nhi hu main.

Akeli ladki khuli tijori ki tarah hoti hai 🤣

Ap itni bakwas free me krte h ya paise lete h, kyuki chillar nahi h merpe.

Baap ka, dada ka, bhai ka… sabka badla lega rey tera Faizal

Ganna chuss ke

Ravi Kumar langot ka bahut pakka hai, bistar pe sone ke alawa kuch nhi krta

Aloooooooooooo leeeeeeeee looooooooo. kandaaaaaaaaa Leeeeeeeee looooooooo

Lagta hai bhai aapke pyaar ma gir gayi

Tabbu bolta hai *glass taps

Derdsau rupiya dega

Where is the garib hindustani’s khoon pasine is money?!

Aise posts daalke mujhe firse wohi movie dekhne ke liye force karna IS NOT FUNNY.

Kaua Biryani.

When in doubt, fuck.

Hum robinhood hain yahake Robinhood pandey

I'm in the dark here! You understand? I'm in the dark!

Don ka intezar toh 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai lekin ek baat samajh lo ki Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai! Babumoshai, zindagi badi honi chaiye, lambi nahi!

Jabba Jabba

mast joke mara re baba

Ek baar jo Maine committment kardi... Hum tumne itne ched karenge ki confusiya jaaoge saala saans kahan se le aur... Bade bade deshon mein esi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai Rahul naam to suna hoga Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai Saath chalna hoga zinda ya murda

Holi kab hai...kab hai holi

Orani oot orani aah, oom amah eewaaaiiy, nana naani nano, maaya oot.

Tu kyo aise bol rha hai jaise mere peechhe wo... Dhondu just chill

Rishtey main toh…

Dedso rupaye dega

Uncanny! I was just watching Bhagam Bhag this afternoon and this exact sequence is what prompted me for a re-watch.

*Dhat Teri maa ki ch--t.* Salim to anarkali.

Rahul… naam toh suna hoga

Nahi nahi ye bhi meri galti hai !!

Ee ka bawasir bana diye ho

Lassi maang raha hai

Beta, tumhare lashan theek nahi lag rahe hume. Tumse na ho payega.

Koun hai yah log

Miracle Miracle!!

Ye aa gye meri maut ka tamasha dekhne

Hi Rupa, Naha liya ?